>>684876869
The Musky Hole

>>684876869
The Howling Whore
The Thirsty Dragon
The Silver Mug Inn

>>684876869
the Trump Tavern.

Obamas Bangin Bungalow

The Rats nest

The Moist Wench

The Rapey Hole

>>684877079
Top Kek
Would also love suggestions anyone has for a campaign.

The angry dragon born

>>684876869

The Autistic Monkey

Top Kek

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>>684876869
Shimmering Jimmie
Baboons Da Boon Bar
Alrianah's Cry
Weeping Walrus
Bloody Nose

Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä-Baari.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%84teritsiputeritsipuolilautatsij%C3%A4nk%C3%A4

The Wet Hole

>>684876869
The Gibbering Maw

>>684876869
Arby's

The Drunken Bastard Inn

>>684877855
Oddly Satisfying.

The Ratata Tap

better than water

The Outside Inn.

The wizards sleeve

>>684876869
The sober dwarf

>>684878011
i like it too

>>684877855
gibbering maw for president

>>684876869
The Whispering Eye

We Stalk at night Tavern

Tavern.

We prey at night Inn

>>684878343
Perfect

>>684878076
Underated

>>684878237
Why do I find this so fucking funny... I think I need to see a therapist

The Rat Cafe

We used one once called

>>"The drunken Dragon"

And

>>"The Drunken Clam"

>>684876869
drinky mcdrink face

>>684876869
The haralded whore hen

>>684878430
not as underrated as
>>684878142

>>684878343
you sir, need to write a book or something. people must know of your brilliance

THEY MUST KNOW

What it was once a world

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>>684877912
lol'd good anon. thanks

>>684878204
No such thing

>>684876869
Mom's basement

Don's

Lake Mead

>>684876869
D'bloons

The Crusty Clit

>>684878749
>Mom's basement
Actually a pretty good name.

The Tavern of Lord Orcus of Latter Day Sinners

>>684879044
gonna need a big sign for that one.

>>684876869
The Ashen Boar - namesake boar statue woven from ash, outside front door

Starsongs - small stage and piano near the bar, barman plays piano and encourages amateur karaoke performances


Dench Fang - dangerous dive bar ran by the Dench Orc clan

The Rustled Jimmy
The Gobbled Knob
The Knobbled Gob
Chavs 'R Us
The Perfect Pint
Pint Perfect
Fireballs 'N Firewater
Great Balls O' Fire
The Inn of Holding (Always Have Room for You!)

>>684879296
>Starsongs
I actually play a bard and this would be fairly cool.

>>684879296
You put way too much thought into this, dude or maybe not enough. Either way, awesome, awesome to the max.

The wet bitch

>>684879407
>The Inn of Holding (Always Have Room for You!)
Actual pure genius

>>684876869
PEPE'S HOUSE OF MAYMAYS

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Tavern names should have a story behind it. They should also have their names easily recognizable by a simple illustration, since most people are illiterate in medieval settings.

Or you could just go with a shitty joke. It's none of my business.

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>>684879624

>>684879703
Your life is the shittiest joke of them all.

>>684876869
The Pinched Ball

Battered mare

>>684879703
Our Tavern was kind of.... "Taken" It was given to us after riding a town of its owner who was controlling rats to destroy the town.

Millie's Haberdashery

The Commonhouse

>>684876869
George and the Dragon
The Forgotten Spell
The Wandering Wizard
The Wayward Wizard
The Disoriented Wizard
The Misplaced Tome
... anything goes with wizard tbh

>>684880062
Name it the The Ratless Bastards

The Tumbled Wench

>>684880351
That sounds like its pretty close to a winner.
if not THE winner.

>>684880062
You could go with something like the "Headless Rat", with the placard showing a beheaded rat. It reflects the town's history and it's easy for the illiterates to find the sign.

>be me
>playing D&D with some friends from high school
>can't decide on a name for a ship we stole
>we all write down something on a piece of paper and put it into a hat
>mine was The Sea Strider
>DM pulls the first name out
>"Okay anons, raise your hands to pick what you want."
>"Who wants The S.S. Charles?"
>no one picks it
>"Who wants My Dick in a Box?"
>we all bust out laughing
>2/7 people raise their hands
>"Who wants The Dildo Ship of Truth?"
>I say fuck it and raise my hand
>4/7 win the vote
>mfw we later defeated the kraken with The Dildo Ship of Truth

>>684880062
The Lynched Rat

>>684880594
kek

The Filthy Felcher

>>684879454
>>684879544

Just a couple places Ive used in mycampaigns that got good reactions

Small monasteries make good inns in dangerous areas too. Fortified, kept orderly and well-staffed, and often honor bound to provide at least a bare minimum of shelter to weary travelers.

>>684876869
Three Eels and a Wench

>>684876869
2 Maids one Flagon

The Rouge Trap

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Stumble Inn

>>684878076
Well bois, Looks like our winner is Ratata Tap

>>684880594
Kek

The Easy Waystation

Oolaf's Alehouse

The Gilded Asses
(flaky cheap gold paintjob)

Gwyndelin's Kitchen

Pub, Pantry, and Parlor

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>>684882186
Did someone say boi?

>bump

>>684876869
"The getting your shit pushed inn"

>>684877400
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Garden_of_Ehnkieridian

The Woodberry Inn

>>684876869
Two Dwarves, One Flagon

The itchy scroat

>>684876869
The Sandy Conch

>>684876869
The glory hole

Reggie's Loud Bar

>>684883344
best in threaf

Lady Phoenix inn

The Burning Bush. Make sure the mention that the head barmaid is a redhead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unqLHLnpI4

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>>684883668

The virgin's cherry

>>684880594
I would love to hear the fucking adventure of this anon! Would you post in a new thread?

>>684884107
As would I, sounds great.