that's it .... your so small : (
TY OP now I'm going to go kill my self

>Is it in yet?

Sadfrog.png

>"but I poop from there"

>>684871430
so what should we have for dinner?

>>684871430
>"Already?"

>BlarNEKNEK

>>684871430
>" "

'Who are you?'
'Why are you doing this?'
'HELP'

>>684871430
"Shove your cock in me daddy."
"Tell me you love me more than mommy"
"Choke me hard as you fuck me"
"I love my daddy"

- All from my last gf

"so what you want for dinner?"
"remember that one spongebob episode..."

>>684871430
Just fuck me already

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Nothing, she just browsed instagram

>>684871999
what the fuck dude
nice trips though

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make your pink eel spit in my moist love cave

seed my love gutter

puncture my womb with your ball snot

>>684872249
Occasionally she'd moan harder, deeper, or faster though. Or "It won't go in". It was a bit big for her

>"stamp my camper or I'll hook ya in yer gabber m8"

you want me to turn over?

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>...
>...
>...
I think that it's time for a feels thread

"i'm telling mom"

>don't go so deep
>it hurts so good
>don't put it in my butt without lube
>its so big

all trashy shit. I'm only 7''

>>684871999
>All from my last gf
damn she sounded like a keeper

"Stop it, that tickles" while I was licking this chick's clit.

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>>684872760
kek

"look at me when i'm getting fucked by rick"

never said it had to be me she was having sex with when she was talking to me during sex. ;\

>"It's so warm!"
while receiving my cum all over her clit

"Do you wiggle your toes when you cum! Thats so cute!"

Please master can I cum?

>>684872760
lost

"You *are* bigger than him..."

>>684871430
"wrong hole....WRONG HOLE!!!!"

"It feels good in there doesn't it?!"

"I think i tore"

>>684871430
> "Congratulations on taking my virginity!"
> Proceeded to shake my hand.
> Did not proceed to take virginity.
> Proceeded to lose erection and leave.

"Fuck your little girl daddy"

"Use me like the little fuck-toy am I"

>>684873114
kek yes this

1. Kiss me where it smells funny!
2. My clit is broken so you will have to really pound it home.

Two different skinny bitches with face tattoos... Moral of the story is I will still fuck girls with face tattoos..

>>684871430
I don't fuckin care if I get bruised!
That's what makeup's for!

9/11 was an inside joke

>>684873303
lets hope you are trolling you sad fuck

>>684871430

>>"ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli"

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>>684871430
"your dick is like a tree stump, it's splitting me in half"
>I don't know if that was a compliment or not

"I think it's time we stop anon"
She was referring to us after 4 years...

"Jack my cock off from behind babe".

>>684873114
LOL... Been there..

To me there is nothing sexier than when a chick is going down on you and you tell her you are about to cum and she just says "mmmhmmm!" and keeps on going!

>>684873495
did you still finish?

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>>684873572

dont cum in me
>I came

>>684871814
lel

"You dumb fucking asshole. You idiot. Fuck me with your stupid dick."

"I saw your ex today."
"Me first, me first."
"Good job." *pets my dick*

"Did you know that obama is 54 years old? Fun fact, did you know? Obama."

Slap my face and spit in my mouth!

>muffled screams
>Crying
>Tape rips
>STOP STOP P!Z SOMEONE HEL-
>Hammerhammerhammerhammer
>Death rattle

>>684871814
No more pissing outside anon

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>>684871801
Hahahaha yup. Literally no fucks given though

>Do you know anything about the book of Mormon?

The bitch tried to convert me.

>>684873114
and that's how i met your mother

>>684872957
Cuck lol

As she cums
>SHOENICE

>>684871430
"Do you have to grope that...?"
She was kinda chubby. I was kinda groping her stomach. So soft.

>>684871430
>あぁすごい
>行っていい？
>行く，行く～

>>684871430
Op you know that sound you do when you deep throat massive cock.

"your dad never has this issue"

>>684874034
Lost

>nothing personnel... kid

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>>684871430

DIOS.

My japanese/spanish girlfriend.

I still love her secretly.

"now we both have HIV"

That's my ass

>>684874136
うそつけ

>>684874238
Lol.

i'm a virgin doe

"I think you're old enough to call me your boyfriend now, son."

"It will be just the way you want. Do with me wahatever you like"
This was from a girl that had a fight with her bf the day before

I swear to god as I was naked in front of her for the first time I heard a little voice coming from her pussy saying "He's a big guy." and the girl said "For you."

>>684872299
child entrapment

> I want you to fuck me like this while femanon (our mutual friend) licks my clit, then I want you to cum in her pussy

It happened two weeks later.

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"no daddy.. please stop sneaking into my bedroom and touching me on my no no place!"

not even joking. barely knew the slut.

>>684874798
I wanna have some of what you're having

>>684872250
Thanks <3

>>684873528
B-but anon, th-that's gay!

>>684871430
>"You're probably just nervous"

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>>684871626

>>684872870
Yeeeah, too bad she was emotionally and verbally abusive :/

>>684872957
Hahahahahaha

"it doesnt always smell like that"

>Not on the face ok?

but Ive never done this before
>liar

>>684873114

never stop trying bros

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>>684871430
>Mmmph mph
Idk it's hard to hear through all that duct tape

>>684871430
"your dick is aesthetically pleasing, I love sucking it"

>>684874113
I've done this too with a chubby chick. She didn't say anything but she did grab my hand and move it to her tit...hahaha

Too much anal. (I had a finger in her butt while doggystyling)

>>684874956
Holy fuuuuuuuuck. I know this girl and have her on snapchat. Small world.
Are you from SJ?

>"yes, cuck me"

"Fuck me like you would fuck a boy"
"Fuck me like you would fuck your sister"
"Fuck me like you would fuck your mother"
"Fuck me like you would fuck our daughter"

And so on, and so on, and so on. Girl was seriously into roleplay.

>>684874136
Kek

> not so deep dad

>in bed with my gf of 3 yrs
>bout to get funky
>love this bitch
>ask her to speak dirty to me
>"ohh yeah anon. I'm a bad little girl"
>"Tell me what you want me to do."
>"Well imma need about tree-fiddy"

That's when I looked up and realized it was a three story serpent from the crustacous period.

>darn lockness monster tricked me again.

>>684871430
I read that hentai, you're not fooling anyone, buddy.

My favorite was "your cock is like everest" as she was climbing on top of me.
One time as i was pounding her from behind she screamed "This is the best cock ive ever had" and then she pushed herself off of me and started to convulse like she was having a stroke or something. I thought it was so hot that i blew my load all over her. She couldnt feel her hands and feet for like 5 minutes. Shit was crazy. I miss that skank. She was nuts and I later found out she cheated on me a lot, but fuck I loved that pussy.

>>684876067
>crustacous period

>>684872760
kekked so hard

>>684874034
At least you know she'll swallow

>> What are you doing?
That was pretty much sad to be honest.

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>>684871626

>>684871430
"Oh god! Knock her up! Cum in her little pussy! Knock that little bitch up!"

Yeah we were having a 3sum with our long time gf.

>>684876147
>Best cock I ever had
>Cheats

Sounds like she lied to you(obviously), and over acted when she faked cumming for your pathetic Manlet cock that couldn't please her, cuz she was kind enough to not want to hurt your fragile Manley ego

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>>684871430
>you're too big
>LONG SIZE!
>wait, stop for a second
>I think I'm bleeding
>ow, don't do that
>I have a son in college, you know
>oh you're big, yeah!
>あんたすごすぎるだ！

His cock was so much bigger than yours.

>>684876340

Kek.

>We can't tell Harrison

>wake me up when you're done so I can go clean up

>*hits me in the face*
>you are my sex slave
>fuck me hard, use me and abuse me
>you fuck better than my ex

"Isnt ot suposed to.get big when its hard?"

Saw an anon in one of these threads talking about how he met a broad on FetLife, and paid her to be a Fluffy pony sex slave for the night. He had furry costumes and everything, even had her talk like one too.
>"Nyuuu daddeh!"
>"Wowstest poopie place huwties"

Fuck, my sides were in orbit.

>>684871430
>"your hitting my cervix just right"

"Please let me go I want my mom."

>>684871430
*moaning loudly*
stfu I have roommates
*muffled moaning*

She just made noises with her mouth, like popping ones, as if she was bored as fuck or something, made me feel so shitty.

>>684873323
I got the same here ;*

>"yes please, i love it, i'm your slut"
>"cum wherever you want"
>"use me as you like"

current gf, she's very submissive and I can basically do anything to her

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>>684871430
I was young and a woman had been wanting me to come bang her, but kept putting it off and putting it off. I ended up staying up all night and not getting any sleep. Right as I call her up to cancel and tell her I was going to sleep, she asks me to come to a hotel and fuck her. So I get there and it's pretty obvious by the state of the room that I'm not the first guy who has been there. But I drove 45 minutes, so I'm not about to just leave without a fuck.

So we start fucking, and she cums and then wants to take a break, but doesn't want to do anything for me. At this point, I'm real fucking annoyed. When she decides she's ready for round two, I start hitting it from behind. She keeps slipping down cause evidently she's too lazy to hold herself up and I've just had it. So she flops onto her stomach and I decided enough was enough, and slip it in her ass and just start fucking. She tenses up and tries to get up so I just lay down on top of her and keep fucking her ass. Cue the best exchange ever:

Her: "Uh, you're, uh...you're fucking me in the ass."
Me: "Yup, I know. Thanks, you're the best."
Her: "But I..."
Me: "Seriously, it's great, glad you're making my trip out here was actually worth it now."

She shuts up and silently lets me fuck her in the ass for another 10 minutes.

>>684876096
>hentai
>virginity

>>684871430
Ex:
>Do you think dad should get a new car

Me :
>yeah I'll talk to my dad

Ex:
>Faster OMG OMG OMG

True Story

Her dad Died

>>684877436
Can she quack like a duck?
Doesshe buck like a horse when you fuck?
Can she take every inch in the butt?

>>684872634
LOL are you me?!?! This shit happened to me a few nights ago

>you can cum in my mouth if you want to
Idk why it turned me on so much, but it did. I still think about it sometimes when I'm fapping

>>684876879
(Cant wake up)

>>684877808
Wake me up inside

>>684872299
This is the only good response in the whole thread.

>Fuck it like you're angry at it

Get off of my dog!

>Don't put it there, you moron!
>HAHAHA, dude, you're a dumbass.
>THIS is how you do it.
>Looking at you, my kids might as well bark.
>If you do that again I'm gonna punch your stupid eyes out, retard

And plenty of shit like that. I love that girl.

>>684876067

SURE IT WASNT THE STUFFED CRUSTACEOUS PERIOD?

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I'm sorry I ate your flesh.

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>>684878805
>dude

>>684876096
Gonna need a sauce for that

piss inside of me

>Your balls are slapping my balls lol
>pass the exstacy
>jamal is bigger lmao

I've had bigger Asian guys

>>684878983
Go to bed Luka.

>>684871430
>it get's bigger, right?

>>684871430
"You're so good at what you do."

Feel like she was just saying that to make me happy....

>>684871430

>tfw gf has said that exact same phrase to me

"You are my god. You can piss inside me."

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>>684871999
bet that made father's day very awkward.

is no one gonna check these trips?

now you poop in my butt

She was doing a deepthroath when she stopped and looked at me saying

>Oh god, it's SO HARD

And instant deepthroath again

I came buckets

is it bloody?

"I like your sexo"

she was Portuguese

yeahhhh you like THAT

"i love you!" (screaming)

>>684871430
>mmm you feel amazing, fuck me daddy!
Burst out laughing, upset her, and had a sad wank in the bathroom before leaving. She thought that shit was sexy and appropriate for a one night stand

>>684874034
Oh my god this made my fucking day.
You fucking rule.

>>684876340
Holy shit anon. Was one of the first porns I've ever seen. Read it I her voice

>>684879970
kek

GET HARD

"i've gone way bigger and blacker"

great way to make me rock hard

>>684871430
While I was fucking my ex (she already had a new boyfriend)

"I missed this cock so much" while moaning

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>>684876591

>>684871430
>It's all for you
>you can do what ever you want to me

>>684871430
mine is similar
>your balls are slapping my face
while in doggystyle

> stop touching me there, it feels weird

Later learned that weird feeling was an orgasm approaching, the stupid repressed cow. It blew my mind that she'd never explored her own body and given herself an orgasm

>I'm too drunk to taste this chicken

This one girl that I fucked hard, she said.
You're so big and your cock is so hard, me so horny fuck my long time.
I grabbed her tits, you know when you grab a girls breast and it's like a bag of sand?
And she was just a nasty freak like sex all the time.
>Me so horny she would say
Keep in mind her tits grew to the fuck

"Your cock's the perfect size for my ass."

Said through muffled moans during anal.

That wasn't piss I promise

"You're not my real dad"

>>684871430
"This doesn't count"

"I'm going to be sore tomorrow. "

"OH SI, SI, PAPA TRUMP! MUY BUENO!"

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>>684880871

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>fuck me daddy

>>684871430
It's gonna be a dude

>>684872469
>a bit big for her

Of course it was good sir

Tips*

>>684873114
I've been looking for porn like this for so long. Basically I want him to stick it in her ass unannounced and have her hate it, but he keeps going

Takes my cock out of her mouth and starts stroking it, looks me in the eyes and said,

"You close?"

Me: Yes.

"Good, cause I want it."

Proceeds to deep throat me until I cum in her mouth, shallows it all.

First time I had oral too.

You have a beautiful cock. (The mother of a girl in my school)
You have a fair cock (the slightest chick I ever met, demurring about anal)
I can feel you getting bigger. You're about to cum! (Ex wife)
I can't cum any more, I'm numb. (Slutty chick again)
Is that it? Chick whose mom thought my cock was beautiful)
Where? (When I wanted slutty chick to use both hands for handjob)
Not so hard!
Btw, my cock is only about 5.5 in.

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You're going like the Duracel bunny

>>684871430
You can run much faster than I thought.

>>684873303
What the fuck. Why would she congratulate you before you took it?

>>684874238
kek

>"I lost the game"
mfw

>>684881651
there it is

"But I love him"... I slid inside her.
She was dating some guy while we were fucking.
Tldr; her and I have been dating for 5 years now. Been good.

>>684871430
>Anon?

Yes?

>I want you to pound me.

To be fair, balls slapping the clit feels awesome.

Things men have said to me during sex:
>"What if I got you pregnant?"
>"If I came inside you, the baby would be a ball of light." (At this point I asked him to stop, he shushed me and said let me finish) "When it's born it will glow and float up to heaven."

"you like that you fuckin stinker"

I was like wtf and never talked to her again after that

>>684874798
Sounds like sex on acid would be terrifying if that was the case

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>>684871999

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>>684871430
>Wait.. stop.. I think my vagina is broken

weird day

>>684871430
>First time w/ a woman
>She comes
>"Get off..."
>y?
>"H-hot"

another time (same person), she thought i was full mast while we were fucking. had bad drunk/coke dick so i was actually semi the whole time. I freaked her out by bending my dick (which she thought was hard) in half

>>684881776
Fucking nigger

>>684871430
"No, I don't accept bitcoins"

>>684871430
"put a towel down. I leak when I get really pounded."

>>684881920
I forgot
>Me: "Wrong hole!"
>Him: "No, it's not."
>Me: "It is, I would know."
>He keeps shoving to no avail, "it is the wrong hole."

>>684882405
tits

Is it in yet?

>>684881920
Lel!

I was cumming in an ex and cried out "I want to impregnate you!" She came and moaned "Yesssss!"

9 months, to the day, later, Moses was born.

Oh shit waddup

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>>684881920
Second guy sounds like a keeper tbh

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>>684871430
Is it in?

...

bitch

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>>684876067
>Crustacous

Rad bro

>yes daddy

>"you killed Enrique? tell me the truth"

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>>684871430
>"those aint my balls hunny"

>>684882899
Dubzy!

>Wait, you're a guy?!

Mfw I haven't talked with him since.

>>684881920
Tits or GTFO, attention whore.

"I will cut your fucking dick off if you 'accidentally' stick it there again"

>>684880159
You got no chill nigga

I want our dog to fuck me.

>>684871430
after coming once down her throat, pulling out and fucking her pussy for another 5 minutes, then coming down her throat again, she smiles "i feel like a receptacle!"

>>684871430
>stop, stop, stooooooop, i gotta pee

>>684871430
>"i will kill you if you cum in my mouth"

>God i fucking hate you!
As i was finishing. i replied with i hate you too

"Oh yes daddy fuck my tight little pussy"
"Fuck my with your big black dick"

>>684871430
"I don't want to shit all over your dick."

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>>684882222
Nice dubtrips.

Third chick that day, wouldn't let me cum, begged me to stay, paid me $50 to stay, and I left.

Had me fist her in the basement of a church at midnight, then told her pastor.

I told her I had become impotent. She wrote me for 7 years. I think she thinks she's still a virgin.

It's been 30 years now. She was 15.

>>684871430
Why are you doing this, you're hurting me, etc. Good times

>>684880159
Found the autist

>>684871430
> you're the first guy to do that.

Tounge fucked her ass. Nothing special.

>>684883148
Substantive contribution to bread is not attn whore, milhouse

Last GF had been raped. She liked when I would treat her like shit. Talked to her porno style. You like that you fucking whore, take this cock you fucking slut etc. Loved it when I slapped her around but nothing too rough. Hit her in the mouth with the dick in one hand and medium slaps with the other hand. Suck it like a good bitch or its going in your ass type of shit. She would only call me daddy. Bitch was seriously damaged goods but great fuck.

>>684871430
Holy fuck thats big!

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Obviously, most of these are complete and utter bullshit. So here's a fun one from a female friend of mine. She was going to devirginize her new boyfriend. He's on top of her and breathing really hard and she says this.

Her: "Is it in yet?"
Him: "Actually, I just finished...."

Kind of a doubly whammy. They broke up a few minutes later.

BOMBACLAAT PUSSYWOT

>>684871430
Sauce if somebody could, or a full name works better?

>Sorry I kneed you in the sack , what happened to your erection?

"I didn't say you could put that there" - the words of a woman so obese I accidentally stuck it in her ass because it would have taken a 6 man caving expedition to get light to her pussy.

Yes I am ashamed of fucking a morbidly obese 50+ cow, but she was the only one I could find who wanted to blow me in a crowded theater.

"I hope you have a heart attack and die!"

Said while I was keeping her in the cusp of an orgasm but not allowing her to cum.

It hurts i'm gonna wake up from my dream!

NO...STOP...HELP....

>>684880171
Me too.

>>684884496
stoya I think

>>684871430
I'll boot

> please stop. I don't even know you, why are you doing this to me?

Women, right?

"If you post that pic you just took on 4chan I'm leaving you"

True story, no I didn't post it, no I don't still have it, bitch made me delete it

>>684885823
>>684885510

>>684884496
Agreed. I'd like to know of the sauce of OP's gif