GOOD MORNING CHILDREN
I AM THE FRIENDLY GOBLIN WIZARD.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Do tell.
>>684864880
What shall we be playing?
>>684865005
NOT SO FAST MY CHILD
FIRST YOU MUST ANSWER MY RIDDLE
AND I ONLY TELL MY RIDDLES TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NICE TO ME
ARE YOU NICE CHILD?
From one wizard to another, please continue.
>>684865317
I try.
>>684864880
bu but mommy said not to play games with strange men
VERY WELL
IT IS MOST IMPORTANT THAT YOU DO NOT CHEAT IN THIS GAME.
I DO NOT LIKE CHEATERS.
THEY ARE NOT VERY NICE.
ARE YOU READY FOR THE RIDDLE?
Bumping for interest
>>684865819
Yes, Mr Friendly Goblin Wizard.
>>684865819
Sure, why not?
bbbbbbump mr goblin
>>684865819
Lay it on me.
THE RIDDLE GOES:
THERE IS A SMALL VILLAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ISLAND. A SINGLE MAN STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VILLAGE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ISLAND EVERY MORNING AND LIGHTS A TORCH WHICH BURNS FOR EXACTLY 12 HOURS AND 12 MINUTES AND 12 SECONDS. ONE DAY THE MAN DECIDES TO MOVE THE TORCH TOWARDS THE EAST SIDE OF THE ISLAND. THE TORCH IS MOVED EXACTLY 12 METERS AND 12 CENTIMETRES TOWARDS THE EAST. THE NEXT MORNING THE MAN AWAKENS FROM HIS SLEEP TO FIND THE TORCH EXACTLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE VILLAGE, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ISLAND.
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
>>684866625
sneaky fish come out of the water and move it back at night
>>684866625
Does he move it back?
>>684866625
what happen to your face
>>684866625
its because of jews
>>684866625
Sleepwalking?
Other men on the outskirts of the village?
WRONG WRONG WRONG
do not keep me waiting children
waiting is nｏｔ ｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｃｅ
A nigger stole it and moved it
>>684866625
maybe when it stopped burning, it rolled 12 meters back to the middle
>>684866625
MAN IS 12 METRES AND 12 cm across so he was standing in the middle but the torch is that far from middle
>>684867088
OH FUCK come on you guys think of an answer QUICK FAST
ｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ ｐｌｅａｓｅ
ｎｏｗ ｉｓ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｔｉｍｅ ｆｏｒ ｆｏｏｌｉｎｇ ａｒｏｕｎｄ
ＹＯＵ ＭＵＳＴ ＧＩＶＥ ＭＥ ＴＨＥ ＡＮＳＷＥＲ
>>684867494
Your freakishly long nose nudged it
>>684867494
The island moved?
>>684867494
he lights the torch from a distance of 12m 12cm away, hence initially he was in the middle of the island but the torch was not
NEXT
>>684867494
FINE HAVE IT
another villager moved it
check mate atheists
>>684865819
What're you gonna do if I do cheat?
I'll just squish you tbh.
>>684867494
And moved it back
Was it a dream?
The torch wasn't in the center of the village in the first place, so moving it to the east put it in the center?
A guy named "and" moved it back
>>684867794
This is the only answer that makes sense so far.
>>684867494
Guys hes getting upset, stop
>>684867977
dubs have spoken this must be the answer
ｉｔ ｉｓ ｔｉｍｅ.
ｈｕｍａｎｉｔｙ ｈａｓ ｌｏｔ ｔｏ ｓｏｌｖｅ ｔｈｅ ｇｏｌｄｅｎ ｒｉｄｄｌｅ
Ｐａｔｅｒ ｎｏｓｔｅｒ ｑｕｉ ｅｓ ｉｎ ｃｏｅｌｉｓ,
ｓａｎｃｔｉｆｉｃｅｔｕｒ ｎｏｍｅｎ ｔｕｕｍ;
ａｄｖｅｎｉａｔ ｒｅｇｎｕｍ ｔｕｕｍ,
ｆｉａｔ ｖｏｌｕｎｔａｓ ｔｕａ,
ｓｉｃｕｔ ｉｎ ｃｏｅｌｏ ｅｔ ｉｎ ｔｅｒｒａ.
Ｐａｎｅｍ ｎｏｓｔｒｕｍ ｑｕｏｔｉｄｉａｎｕｍ ｄａ ｎｏｂｉｓ ｈｏｄｉｅ,
ｅｔ ｄｉｍｉｔｔｅ ｎｏｂｉｓ ｄｅｂｉｔａ ｎｏｓｔｒａ,
ｓｉｃｕｔ ｅｔ ｎｏｓ ｄｉｍｉｔｔｉｍｕｓ ｄｅｂｉｔｏｒｉｂｕｓ ｎｏｓｔｒｉｓ.
ｅｔ ｎｅ ｎｏｓ ｉｎｄｕｃａｓ ｉｎ ｔｅｎｔａｔｉｏｎｅｍ
ｓｅｄ ｌｉｂｅｒａ ｎｏｓ ａ ｍａｌｏ.
Ａｍｅｎ.
>>684867494
Goblin wizard. Are you there?
>>684868327
>>684868327
What about the answer?
Calm your shit, Rumpelstiltskin
>>684868327
fu k this is the end
Mr.goblin here. I like to shove keebler elve cookie dildos up my rectum while I gargle ogre cream. Next riddle.
What is red, stretched out and burns when you touch it. DO NoT KeEp Me wAitiNg.
>>684868327
Abra kadabra?
you have ｂｅｔｒａｙｅｄ me ｃｈｉｌｄｒｅｎ
now ｊｕｄｇｅｍｅｎｔ ｄａｙ ｈａｓ ｃｏｍｅ
>>684868327
PLEASE MR. GOBLIN. BE NICE AND GIVE US A LITTLE MORE TIME
HERE, I'LL GIFT YOU MY DUBS FOR IT
>>684866625
The island moved as well.
Please, yes, my lucky fuckin day
>>684868563
Uhmmmmm... your mom's vag? :/
>>684868614
Ur not very friendly
>>684868563
Hemeroids?
>>684868614
I told you, the answer is 42
>>684866625
Is the island a tiny planet?
>>684868563
An arm/leg with sun burn.
>>684868710
NoOo yOu HAVE ANGERED THE HOBGOBLIN prepare your anus Children.
>>684868977
Checked
ＹＯＵＲ TIME ＨＡＳ ＣＯＭＥ
Ｉ ＴＲＩＥＤ ＴＯ SAVE ＹＯＵ
ＨＵＭＡＮＩＴＹ ＨＡＳ LOST ＩＴ'Ｓ ＣＨＡＮＣＥ
ＯＮＬＹ QUADS ＣＡＮ ＳＡＶＥ ＹＯＵ NOW ＣＨＩＬＤＲＥＮ
>>684868614
The island moved 12 meters and 12 centimeters to the east, thus the torch is now in the center of the island.
>>684869053
Ok dad.
>>684869053
OH SHIT NIGGER... ROLL!!!
He decides to move the torch east but moves it west for some reason
"the torch is moved east" = someone else moves it back
check my quads mr gubliN
>>684869053
Humanity is saved
Check 'eＡＶＥ ＳＡＴＡＮＩ
ＡＶＥ ＳＡＴＡＮＩ
ＡＶＥ ＳＡＴＡＮＩ
>>684869053
Please I beg you humble goblin man
Give us one more riddle
We will be nice
>>684866625
Someone else from the village moved it
>>684866625
12 meters and 12 centimeters from the west side of the island sunk or dissapeared during the night?
Still 42
It was only a dream?
>>684869419
sleep snug, smug.
>>684869053
goddamnit you cunt
If you cannot solve my riddle, you have to take the curse off. Deal?
>>684869347
WELL OF COURSE MY CHILD
SINCE YOU ASKED SO ＮＩＣＥLY I WILL GIVE YOU A DIFFERENT ONE!
ARE YOU READY?
>>684869645
Yes!
>>684869645
Yes please.
>>684869645
Ready Freddy!!
>>684869645
Fuck you midget.
>>684869645
Give me the riddle, im ready
Sleep snug, smug
>>684869645
wow, that was a beautiful transition. How many tries do we have?
ｂｅｔｒａｙｅｄ
>>684868614
The torch is 12 meters and 12 centimeters long, and laying on the ground.
>>684869817
Why did you have to ask?
THIS ONE IS QUITE DIFFICULT
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN ANSWER?
WRONG ANSWERS REALLY ＡＮＧＥＲ ＭＥ
>protip: His name is Rumpleforeskin
>>684866625
He stabbed it into a nigger laying on the ground, then overnight the nigger crawled back to the center of the island.
>>684870051
better ask us and see!
>>684870051
DO IT SAY IT GIVE IT PLEASE
>>684870051
Well you must have a serious anger disorder. Might I suggest therapy or doctor-prescribed medication?
>>684870051
Come at me
>>684870178
He's too cRaZy to afford that
>>684869645
Here you are threatening mankind if we dont solve a riddle. Who are you anyway? A Wizard? Prove it before you give me another riddle
The coastal TIDES changed during that time meaning the middle of the island MOVED. Is humanity SAVED dear GOBLIN
/thread
>>684870344
Do you dare question his omnipotence?
>>684870051
PLEASE DON'T ABANDON YOUR CHILDREN GIVE US THE RIDDLE
>>684870051
Please Mr. wizard!
>>684870574
ʸᵉˢ
OKAY
BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU
THE RIDDLE GOES:
'A MAGICAL GOBLIN, SHORT BUT WISE. MANY FALL FOR LITTLE DISGUISE. HE SEEKS THOSE NAUGHTY - BUT THERE IS NONE TO BLAME.
DO YOU KNOW THE GOBLINS NAME?'
>>684870676
Well alright then
>>684866625
Its easy the man simply did what he always does in "the morning" he moved it back to the middle of the island
>>684870706
santa claus
>>684870706
FRANK HENDERSON IS HIS NAME
>>684870706
First off, African or European?
>>684870706
Frank Henderson
>>684870706
FRANK HENDERSON
Mr. Bilbo Baggins
>>684870706
Peter dinklage
>>684870706
Danny Devito
>>684870918
That's a hobbit you autist
>>684870706
Any Jewish Name
>>684870706
THE FRIENDLY GOBLIN WIZARD.
>>684870706
Anonymous is his name
>>684870771
This.
>>684870885
>>684870888
HAHA FOOLS, YOU HAVE FALLEN FOR THE DISGUISE VERY WELL.
NOBODY KNOWS THE GOBLINS FULL NAME!
>>684871056
Danny Devito?
>>684871056
rumpleforeskin
RumpleForeskin
RUMPLEFORESKIN!
>>684871056
frankhendersonthefriendlyneighbourhoodgoblinwizardthebringerofexcruciatingpainandsufferingtoalllivingcreatures
>>684871056
Your moms wet cunt
>>684871214
.PNG YOU FOOL
>>684870706
Rumplefaggot
>>684870706
Frankhendersonthefriendlyneighborhoodgoblinwizardthebringerofexcruciatingpainandsufferingtoalllivingcreatures.
>>684871214
WHAT THE ＦＵＣＫ DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE CUNT.
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MORTAL NOBODY SPEAKS THE NAME OF THE GOBLIN,
I WILL RIP YOUR FUCKING GUTS OUT AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING MOTHER WHILE I RAPE HER YOU FUCKING ＳＴＵＰＩＤ ＡＳＳ Ａ Ｈ ＴＯＧ ＧＯＲ ＤＩＦ Ｉ ＨＡＶＥ ＦＡＩＬＥＤ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ.
ＳＨＡＭＥ
ＳＨＡＭＥ
ＳＨＡＭＥ
>>684870955
Hahaha fuck
>>684870706
Frank henderson
>>684871469
Jeez, calm down dobby.
>>684871301
O shit waddap
witnessed
>>684871469
omg what then
Is this a reference to the Spiderwick chronicles?
>>684871469
Give me a other a other riddle
The Goblin's name is Little Disguise
>>684871469
oh dearie me
>>684871469
Oh shit. please forgive me, master
>>684870706
Amsi or Amhsi
>>684871056
Frank Henderson the friendly neighbourhood goblin wizard the bringer of excruciating pain and suffering to all living creatures.
>>684871469
Hey Wizard, we ALL know that you love to take giant black cock in your gasping asshole
I SHALL NOW SUFFER ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＳＵＦＦＥＲＩＮＧ ＯＦ ＴＯＲＴＵＲＥ ＡＮＤ ＡＢＵＳＥ FOR FAILING MY LORD
THANK YOU FOR GRANTING ME THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH.
MY TIME HAS COME
AMＥＮ
>>684871469
I told you to take those pills, bro
>>684871469
I repent for my heinous crime. What must I do in penance?
>>684871786
Nah I want another riddle.
Goblin code says you must comply.
>>684871786
WILL WE EVER SEE YOU AGAIN FRANK?!!
THIMBLETACK??
>>684867678
KEK
>>684871786
DON'T GO
>>684871862
oh shit nvm he dead already
>>684871786
Pls don't die we love you
>>684871786
goodbye neighborhood goblin
>>684871786
praise ameno goblo wizard
>>684871469
Could you calm down please, you spooked my pet Doughboy, and now he is stabbing German officers with his bayonet, I think you should apologize. Seriously, there are about 10 dead Germans in my trench now.
>>684871786
And so we gather here today to mourn the loss of our dear friend. He wasn't a hero, some may not even consider him a good person. Or a person at all. Buy he was our friend. May he rest in peace
Goblin here im a pussy ass bitch who sucks all the goblin dick and also take it up my ass please call me " frank henderson the faggotultralord" i will bring you cookies children.
>>684872446
Imposter!
seeing OC is always nice, but this was beyond odd
>>684868327
Latin, dumb fucks
Rest in peace Frank
Odom shala hala bum bah
I summon the goblin as he once was.
If my riddle he doesn not take
Forever he lives until the curse break
A pinch of onion
A tad of salt
Arise fag goblin
Binded to earth
Bonded by soul
You'll be here until the thread 404's.
>>684872909
REST IN PEACE FRANK, NOW HIS SOUL SUFFERS IN HELL
>>684872926
GOD DAMN IT CHILD
WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON MY SOUL AFTER I HAVE FINALLY ACCEPTED DEATH.
IF IT IS A RIDDLE YOU SEEK - I HAVE MANY. BUT NOT EVERYTHING IS THE SAME.
THERE MUST FIRST BE SACRIFICE.
rip frank henderson..
Best of 4chan
>>684872909
Rest in peace Frank
>>684872909
Resr in peace Frank
>>684868327
>>684868327
This is the translation
"
Our Father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be thy name ;
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done ,
as it is in heaven and on the earth.
Give us this day our daily bread ,
And forgive us our debts,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation
but deliver us from evil .
Amen ."
>>684873227
I SACRIFICE MY DUBS
>>684873227
What kind of sacrifice mane
>>684873227
The great wizard has returned! What must we sacrifice?
>>684873227
I gave you cookies goblin.
>>684873477
Your dubs could suffice
>>684873227
What would you have us sacrifice, oh great goblin wizard?
>>684873477
We can sacrifice this guy's dubs
Chek em
>>684873684
If it is what the wizard desires, then they shall be given
>>684873799
Oh dubs confirm
IT STATED IN THE CODEX OF THE HOLY TRINITY OF THE DARK LORD.
A GOBLIN MUST NOT BE SUMMONED WITHOUT A TIMESTAMPED SACRIFICE.
YOU MUST WRITE MY FULL NAME ON YOUR BODY! IT IS ONLY THEN WILL YOUR SPIRIT BE USED TO SUMMON MY RIDDLE POWERS ONCE AGAIN.
OPEN YOUR WOUNDS AS I HAVE OPENED THE GATES OF HELL TO WALK THROUGH THE WORLD OF MORTALS ONCE AGAIN AND SHARE THE RIDDLES.
SACRIFICE YOUR SOUL TO THE DARK LORD.
Wait guys, for the island riddle the man woke up from his dream of moving the torch, thats why it was in the center
>>684873799
more dubs checked
>>684873933
i insist you calm pls
>>684873933
QUICK SOMEBODY DO IT I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING MARKER
>>684873933
Someone write midgetfag on their body quick.
Time is up there ↑
>>684873933
MY FULL NAME ON YOUR BODY
I DO NOT LIKE WAITING CHILDREN
>>684874405
IT'S RIGHT HERE YOU NIGGER >>684874233
NOW GET TO RIDDLING
>>684874405
But technically you can't leave. Not until the thread 404's. The ritual anon did binds you here
>>684874657
but don't you want to know the riddle you little cunt
>>684873933
I apologize for the hideous handwriting, my lord.
>>684874939
THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE!!!
>>684874810
Well yeah, but...
>>684874939
NOW YOU HAVE TO GIVE US ANOTHER RIDDLE
>>684874939
HE DID IT
