Everywhere.

Kill yourself.

>>684836240
are u changed gender?

I think it's called a she wee.

But nothing stops you from just cutting a plastic funnel to the same shape

>>684836240
On the web you faggot

>>684836532
Thats the beauty of it. They're so fucking incompetent that they need a company to make it for them

>>684836714
>>684836532
I'd like to see you try to cut a round funnel into that shape. I'll laugh my fucking ass off at your failure.

>>684836240
www.gofuckyourself.com/Imacunt

>>684836240
poundland (uk)

>>684837240
If you cut up a water bottle, you would have the same thing. It's really not that fucking difficult

>>684836240
It's called a P EZ Female Urination Device with Case - Stand Up & Pee. it's made of soft silicone.

It costs $1.61 on amazon (with probably $12.00 S&H)

>>684837380
Underrated

>>684837474
You will not have the same thing. this device is inexpensive at $1.61, and it is made of soft silicone and it has a case.

With cutting a water bottle you're going to end up with something that might work in a bind, but not something designed for the purpose of a girl standing up and peeing.

>>684837474
Just jam a sharp plastic bottle into your vag
Wow

>>684836437
>>684836577
>>684837380
>>684837387
>>684837812
What is wrong with something like this for a girl? How does this make life worse for anyone, if a woman or trans gendered person uses this?

Why get jimmies all rustled for nothing. There is no need to be upset.gif

>>684838084
you dont put it in you. just hold it up to your body.

>>684836240
It's a funnel. You can get them for a dollar at any hardware store.

Also can't women pee standing up by applying pressure just above and to either side of the urethra?

>>684836532
Should have called it the Shenis or something

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>>684837240
here ya go anon!

>>684838187
Mentally ill "women" who use this device should be burned at the stake. Cunts have godgiven equipment that works just fine without this. I can't believe you SJW faggots support this.

>>684838347
I can never tell when these people are serious because I have met two adult women so far that honestly didn't know that the urethra and vagina were two different openings.

One was a good friend that was super embarrassed, the other was a cunt that shared too much and didn't believe me.

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>>684837579
It is shipped for free

>>684838447
unless they pee like a fire hydrate, it'll run down there pants.

>>684837240
I get that its difficult for you to contain your autism but try refraining from posting before consulting your caregiver/guardian

>>684838187
Because it serves no purpose. It isn't about morality or equal rights. It's about unchecked capitalism targeting the vulnerable.

>>684838646
yes they should squat in the woods and get bit in the vag by a snake.

>>684838646
> Cunts have godgiven equipment

But, this is impossible since god is imaginary (all of them)

There's a bunch of pussies in this thread that can't stand to see girls doing what guys do every day. This is a good device for camping trips and hell even long car trips. Now it'll be less of a hassle to do something outdoorsy or to go on long trips without stopping every hour so she can Piss. Anyone bitching about this is just retarded.

>>684838854
Nah, it narrows the opening while tilting it to make the urine come straight out. Drips are no more an issue that with a dong.

>>684839022
*tibs bedora x-DDDD

>>684838972
Ok, OK... this was a pretty good lefty point. I laughed. I was almost sure OP was a lefty.

why is everyone so mad isnt this just for bitches who wanna piss outdoors w/o having to pop a squat

On the web you stupid fuck. It says it right on the picture.

>>684839158
I'd rather hab a bedore than a maginary frend

>>684837579
if it's on amazon, it PROBABLY costs next to nothing for shipping. it MIGHT cost $12, but it's not likely.

>>684839238
I know right?

>>684839434
it's shipped for free, I checked

>>684837865
why would it come with a case? anything that costs <$2 and I'm supposed to piss on/in gets counted as disposable in my book

>>684839434
$1.61 + Free Shipping
In stock. Sold by Eagle Sports

>>684837579
Not unless you have prime you cheap fuck

>>684838972
How does it not serve a purpose? I'm assuming you've never been outside in the woods considering you're on here, but let's pretend you're out in the woods and you gotta pee, would you rather pull your pants all the way down to your ankles and squat, making sure your pants are out of range from your pee, or just pull them down a tiny bit and pee?

>>684838747
Yo she was my neighbor. I went to Terry fox

>>684838603
kek

>>684839522
Well, a thinking person would put it back in the case (so it doesn't leak pee everywhere) until the person could get to a sink and wash it with soap and water - then put it back in its case, back into the glove box - vs littering (I'm supposing you're not going to go find a trashcan to throw your new device and its case away)

>>684836240
They pack those for women in the military

>>684839645
Amazon Prime is not required for all free shipping. Amazon vendors sometimes have free shipping on their own.

>>684836240
It doesn't work as well as advertised. Gf's dyke friend got one and just pissed all other her pants and hand. Was at the start of a day long tramp with no change of pants or underwear. kek.

>>684836240
So what do you do with that thing once you're done and it's covered in pee?

fucking genius!

Does it work in reverse too?

>>684839721
Sad story/horrific people, behind all that IMO

>>684836240
I first remember seeing this on /k/ as something that would be handed out to female soldiers, particularly snipers, so that they could urinate easier while in the field.

>>684836240
that seem unsanitary to carry around

>>684840101
maybe she got into a hurry, didn't make sure it sealed around the edges, maybe she pissed like a racehorse and overloaded it at the back.

Maybe it takes practice?

>>684840494
Urine is sterile.

>>684840173
It goes back into its case. It's made of soft silicone, so I suppose it folds up.

>>684836240
Auto part stores give out paper ones for free. You would know that if you were a man.

>>684839911
nah, i usually carry a plastic bag or something for trash and then throw it in a bin when I come to one. littering's for scrubs.

>>684840660
When it's leaving the body.. afterwards it gets contaminated ye goof.

>>684836240

At festivals.

Good God you people are boring.

>>684840660
ya but the other shit to come out of a girls vagina are not

>>684840660
then go piss in a corner of a hot room and see how sterile it smells in a week. bacteria grow in that shit.

>>684840660
>it is not sterile
>it is sterile -to you-
>even if it was there's a bacterial flora in the urethra and labia that it would pick up and grow

>>684838447
Yes, I had a gf in highschool who could piss higher than me from a standing position, it was fucking outrageous

>>684841048
Bacteria grows on everything

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FYI you could turn it backwards, wear it like a bane mask, and huff queefs out of their vag.

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>>684836240
It's found on the web, says so right in the picture... You must be stupid

>>684840777
well, OK then, spend your $1.61, wait a week for delivery, carry it around, piss in it and throw it and its case it in the bin with your plastic bag. Well done.
Thanks for contributing to more plastic waste in the landfills. Isn't disposable great?

>>684836240

i supose you are not aware that wxist the very same thing but made of paper and desponsable?!
Ad it exist since ages ago!

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>>684841560

>>684841166
>gf in highschool who could piss higher than me from a standing position

How could you allow this to happen?

>>684836240
My mother has one of these

>>684841560
underrated

>>684841353
doesn't grow in rubbing alcohol

doesn't grow in whiskey (ok, might grow in whiskey over a long period; never left it sitting around long enough to know with any confidence)

doesn't grow on stainless steel (this is actually true; crazy, right?)

doesn't grow under those blue hand-washing lights (supposedly)

>>684841693
reusable > disposable

Do you not think of the environment at all?

>>684838187
Honestly I would just use it for fun, if I bought it

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>>684841353
>Bacteria grows on everything
Bacteria won't grow in 99.99999999999999999999999999999999% of the known universe. Most of the universe will kill you instantly.

>>684840230
(Lower right corner)
I been in a bar like this before
>She didn't need a gogirl device. In fact it wasn't a she.

>>684841911
She was a tiny Chinese gymnast, flat as a board with tungsten carbide pelvic muscles. The amount of pressure behind her pee was inhumane. She could fill up a 1 liter bottle in under 5 seconds.

I like to imagine she took up a carreer as a graffiti cleaner, straight up blasting crips and bloods gangtags from subway tunnels with her piss

>>684842334
Do you have a vagina or a penis?

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>>684842595
are you high?

>>684841608
eh, disposable's not the end all be all, but it's definitely better than getting piss on your hands when you take the thing out of its case to wash it.

and, really, can you put a price on the peace of mind that comes with not having to wonder if you got all the piss off the thing the next time you use it? I mean, UTIs are no joke.

>>684842665
>straight up blasting crips and bloods gangtags from subway tunnels with her piss

Oh the humanity!

>>684842595
>99.99999999999999999999999999999999%
Kill yourself
But you're partially right.

>>684842802
No, but if I was I'd still be more clever than you.

>>684838499
im voting for this.

>>684842233
so what, we stop using TP and wipe our asses w/ wash cloths? I might entertain that my notion of using the plastic version as a disposable is bad, but c'mon! There's a paper version

>>684841166
>challenge pissing
>how does it work?
>if you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you'll get no down payment

>>684842692
whynotboth.png

>>684842383
what? all of those (with maybe the exception of whiskey) are true. sorry I don't have a meme folder to help reinforce (or just replace) my argument.

>>684842692
Dude, it's 2016.

>>684842595
so, you're right, but 99.9~% of the universe is empty vacuum, so it's kinda not really helping the point. some form of bacteria will grow in most places on Earth, but there are definitely places where it won't.

>>684842816
>eh, disposable's not the end all be all, but it's definitely better than getting piss on your hands when you take the thing out of its case to wash it.

If I had a need for it, I'd use it, then allow it to stop dripping piss before I put it back into its case.
It's not huge, and it's made of soft silicone which has antibacterial properties of its own. Other than that, soaping it down with warm water would not be a monumental issue.

Throwing away things that you pissed on seems worse somehow.

Have you seen the massive plastic floating in the Pacific? There is at least one youtube video about it.
https://youtu.be/1qT-rOXB6NI

>>684836240

Its a she wee. My ex had one for camping/Festivals.

Was insanely more convenient for her.

I dont know why more women dont have them.

>>684836458
>>684836240
Penis envy so much? Impared psychosexual development, confirmed mental illness
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_envy

>>684843100
Piss and shit are really very different, so that comparison is not perfect.

OK, so i gotta draw the line with that, but more advanced countries have bidet as a normal thing, which would reduce paper waste.

I'm considering getting a bidet.

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>>684841560

Shit like this is why I come back here.

God dammit. Never stop being you.

>>684842816
I think most would have more peace of mind knowing they can Piss upright in a fairly clean, quick manner, without needing to worry about making a funnel from a bottle, or the sharp edges cutting her, or for a place to throw away the Piss bottle (especially outdoors hiking or camping). This is far more practical than not, I mean incontinent and old people walk around with fucking catheters and shit bags strapped to them, that's far grosser than having a good comfortable funnel that allows you to pee more efficiently.

>>684843828
well shit anon. there's basically a whole island of stuff for you to reuse. why buy a new one w/ a case when you can just go grab one and clean it off? There's probably even something on trash island that you could put it in after you piss in it.

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>>684843455
>Not being able to use google to get a simple reaction image
Are you sure you have enough brain capacity to type and breathe at the same time?

>>684842692
>>684843740
I didn't ask what year it was. I asked >>684842334 if they had a penis or vagina, because if you have a penis, this device will not be that much fun imo.