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I know, you're not my personal army, But i thought we could do this for keks.
Post this image all over twitter or something saying it helped speed up your system or something.

If you dont know, 'sudo rm -rf /*' removes every file on the system on a mac.

(ps. not my image)
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>>684826782
fuck yea
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Thats pretty funny
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OP here

also post screencaps of either you posting it or people getting pissed over it if/when they figure out what it does
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>>684826782
That would be pretty funny

I'm sure there's plenty of dumbasses who would fall for it
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Bump for potential
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Bump it up
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>>684826782
hehehe funny shitpost kek jejeje

nobody carES ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL REQUEST

post more trap threads
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>personal army request

thread /sage/d
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>>684827436
traps are men on hormone drugs and you know it
get your own board, faggot
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>>684827436
>>684827498
faggots
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>>684827436
Traps are for fags you faggor
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could be fun, doubt it would gain anywhere near as much traction as something like Apple Wave though
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raid thread

mods mods its against the rules mods
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>>684827718
still, it could do some moderate damage

wait a second i just realised what i started
brb barricading my bedroom so the party van cant get me
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>>684827868
It's also against the rules to be under 18 but you're doing a real good job of that, aren't you?
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>>684827498
>/sage/d

fucking summerfag
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>>684827868
>against the rules
Sorry, but which rule(s)?

also what >>684827992 said
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>>684827992
>>684828081
>falling for the b8
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>I think it's official
>4chan is mostly used by fags
>fags being main kind of people that needs culling from the world
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mods please raid
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>>684827868
>>684828218
Alright, there's one way to prove you're not a summerfag

motherfucking
triforce

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>>684828436
KEK
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>OP brings up a good idea for the keks
>fucking newfags ruin it with pointless bitching

kill yourselves
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this doesn't actually work
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>>684828555
this

sincerely,
OP
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>>684828436
what the fuck why cant i triforce anymore
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>>684828555
this

what happened to the old /b/?
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bump
we need to watch normies crying
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>>684829104
the exact shit im talking about

fucking kill yourself
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bumpin
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>>684829183
Sure when I get home to stream it
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bump

mind the newfags, lets do this
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Wat it do? Delete System 32?

Pls explain nerds.

Sent from my Macbook Air
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>>684829489
pretty much deletes the mac version of system 32 along with literally everything else on the system
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>>684828687
because you are a newfag
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>>684829581
emphesis on
>anymore
i used the good old alt-255 alt-255 alt-30 method
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>>684829579
Thanks /b/ I should do this before I kill myself
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>>684829668
is cuz newfag
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>>684826782

Shit like this always works because people that buy macs are essentially saying "I'm willing to pay 4-5 times the price for a computer in exchange for not having to learn how to do anything with a computer".

The whole microwave your iphone thing was a success for example... iwave. Brilliant.
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>>684827718
It's funny how many sheep have fallen for this in the past
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>>684827718

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2768976/Emergency-services-forced-step-iPhone-users-fall-internet-prank-explains-use-microwave-charge-phone.html
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>>684827718
You never know, I bet at the time that was first posted people thought the same thing.
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>>684826782
Da Bump
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>>684829581
REKT
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tri triforces

where is your god now b?
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Seriously if you want this to get popular then you need to at least get agree on a hashtag...
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>>684826782
whoever wrote this, thinks mac owners are smart enough to put all sudo rm -rf on the same line together.

they don't even understand how to find terminal, even with all those instructions.
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stop fuckin derailing the thread and get back to destroying normies' macs

and post screenshots
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>>684830080
Niiiiice.
If anyone asks how to open terminal, tell them.
pls.
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why are we doing this to innocent people?

you disgust me1-
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Bump for potential.

#MacSpeed?
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>>684830161
fucking this

>>684830080
>filename kek
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>>684830080
This is good, if you are gonna tweet it then use #iMacTurbo
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>>684829992
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OW LAWD
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>>684830309
summerfag
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Got nothing else better to do
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>>684830309
It's a good life lesson for gullible tards, don't just believe everything you read on the internet.
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>>684830408
try again
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>>684830309
Sorry but... Have you not seen the various rekt threads?

Also >>684830342 yeah lets make #MacSpeed trending
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>>684830493
i meant
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>>684830495
Or #iMacTurbo
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Lets ban the mod and be free once for ever!!!!! Reckt them all hard !!
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>>684830479
fuck you

im gonna spread the info around and i will link this thread

you will hurt no one, keep fapping to horses you fucks
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>>684830555
welp one less
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>ubuntu
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>>684830309
Because innocent sheeple like this kinda stuff
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>>684830640
i stick my dick in yoututu
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>>684830555
oh shit, you got it now
Good job anon!
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>>684830617
SOMEONE STOP HIM BEFORE HE RUINS THE FUN

STOOPPPP HIIIIMMMMMM
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You need to remake the photo to better represent apple's stupid easy instructions on how to use terminal and stuff (aka, Spotlight search "Terminal" open and then type bla bla bla...

They always hand hold through each step so if you do that it will be more believable.
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>>684830627
Even better!
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>>684830617
horsefucker in denial.
M8 did you know it's 4chan here ?
Reddit is this way :
https://www.reddit.com/
Or if you're still a fucking white knight Tumblr is perfect for you :
https://www.tumblr.com/
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>>684830617
You are the cancer of /b/. I bet your birth certificate was an apology from the condom factory you newfag.
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>>684830716
OP didn't make the image.
He said that in his post.
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>>684830711
We have to ELIMINATE HIM
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>>684830617

That should work well...

We need a few morons to appear to be trolling our great tech tip...
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>>684830809
kekd so hard
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>>684830617
Fucking degenerate
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>>684830617
Let's see how far you can spread
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>>684830858

I didn't say he made it, I said he needs to remake it...

Remake doesn't automatically assume the same person made it before, just that its being remade...

Numb Nuts
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>>684831019
>numb nuts
Underage B&
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>>684830617
Guys, he's bringing his friends.
OP here.
If his friends start posting here, Spam gore. Just.. Spam it until they leave, then get back on topic.
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Done
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Sounds nice but if this thread becomes like the
Kanye raped nicky thread i?m out
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>>684826782
>being this new
whats next ? one for windows ?
kill yourself
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^
^ ^
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>>684826782
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>>684831514
Bruh
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>>684830805
Kek
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>>684832219
The cringe
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>>684832219
>>684831514
>>684831309
>>684830695
>>684830080
Like and Retweet other Anons
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>>684826782
chances are they've already downloaded a 3rd party cc cleaner app when they were torrenting
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told you i'd ruin it!
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>>684826782

This is some reddit tier 'troll' shit going on
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I'll help
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Someone make a new thread in case this one 404's
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>>684826782
spoiler: op posted this to make oldfags facepalm
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>>684833602
>Spread
You meant sped?
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>>684833602
kek
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>>684833923
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>>684833602
>out of my computer
>of my computer
>computer
No one will believe you.
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>>684834206
OPs image is an old image, this has been done before and half the posters in this thread is just pulling people's legs.
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>>684826782
> not using the --no-preserve-root flag
> almost no damage done
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>>684834638
shhh theyre too retarded to figure that out or else they wouldnt have bought a mac in the first place
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>>684827630
/b/ has always been the trap & fur board you heterosexual breeder heathen.
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>>684829668
You're just a faggot then
:^)
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>>684834638
this
>>684834777
You didn't understand what he said
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>>684835797
Ah.
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>>684834943
No.
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My days of newfaggery are over:


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>>684838346
FUCK
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>>684838429
>>684838346

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>>684838429
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>>684838563
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>>684829891
dude calm down you made me tip my fedora so hard it nearly fell off :O
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>>684830617
fag.
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>>684838346
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Sudo rm -rf / > /dev/null
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>>684828218
Hurr durr I made you think I was retarded
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I don't even know how to turn a Mac on
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>>684839555
nice trips
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>>684839652
tits or gfo
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>>684826782
you probably mean "sudo rm -rf /* --no-preserve-root", newfag
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>>684839851
In case any of you are new to this shit let me tell you some basics that ive already seen shit on
>Dont use profile pictures that make people think "oh hey that guy has hitler in his profile oh jeez i wonder if he has good intentions"
>Dont use names such as "4chanwan" for the same reason as above.
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>>684830617
>Not being a horsefucker
Reeeeee
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>>684839894
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>>684828555
Trips confirm
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>>684827718
This was setup by Apple^tm so the victims buy new phones
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