smash eggs

>>684816872
roll

>>684816872
rolling

Let them be

>>684816640
Go vegan

Omelette

smash em

crush

>>684817042
roll

>>684816640
pick up one egg, put it back

>>684817042
delicious idea

eat them

>>684816996
rolling

place fireworks in nest.

no that at any moment you could blow them to smithereens.

let them live and raise their chics.

>>684816640
install small camera, create timelapse

>>684816640
Take one egg and raise it. Name it jack.

>>684816640
well rolling for omelette as well, ffs!

>>684817183
reroll

>>684817100
dubs says omlettte

>>684817183
rerollll

>>684817210
reroll

put it up your ass and sing an american anthem in Donald trumps voice

insert eggs in anus and let them hatch

>>Omelette
>>684817100
HELL YEAH

>>684817183
c'mon reroll

Incubate them

>>684817275
rooll

>>684817183
god fucking damn it
reroll!

>>684817275
roll

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>>684816640
boil them and put them back once they cooled
>mfw

>>684816640
leave em

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Scrambled eggs, you know what to do OP

Put in condom shove up ass

>>684817521
Re roll

>>684817575
Rollo

>>684817042
rolling

Place the nest on top of a blender,wait for momma bird to come back and..well you know the rest.

>>684817699
rerolling

>>684816640

Go dig a hole in your front yard, find some earthworms and deliver them to the bird nest with your mouth as a gift to the sparrows.

>>684817699
rerolling again

>>684817723
Edge

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>>684817629
Fucking trips already

>>684817183
REROLL

>>684817042
they c me rollin

>>684817183
this

>>684817183
this htis thishtioshdlkhaksjfhg

>>684816640
leave them alone then post pics of the birds on/b/ when they're fully grown

put all of them in your ass without hurting the shells

>>684817183
>>684818077

Upgraded to 'might.'
REROLLING FOR WILL

Jizz on them then prepare a delicious breakfast

make omlette and eat

>>684818219
reroll

>>684817042
rolling triples

Boil them and await mother's reaction

>>684816640
Up your butt they go, with shell and everything, preferably without cracking them.

>>684816640
just leave it the fuck alone

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>>684817882
Do it mother fucker

>>684818201
Rolling

>>684818332
reroll

>>684818289
Rolling for this

>>684818332
so close. reroll

let them be.
make omlette from chicken eggs, eat it

stick one up your butthole

>>684818606
reroll

>>684817183
Roll

Shove all of them up your ass

put one up your moms vagina

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take picture every day and and do a cock tribute to every one

https://youtu.be/8YmLWnQGZhQ
Do this. Post results.

>>684817183
Reroll

Omelette incoming

Stick one up your ass, timestamp is required

>>684818860
reroll

>>684816640
Raise them as your own and teach them to steal shit.

nothing

>>684818840
Roll

>>684818081
Roll

Protect the nest with your life.

>>684818966
Damn it. Rerolling

Take a giant shit on the nest

>>684818081
Reroll

>>684819011
Rolling

>>684816640

kill yourself

>>684819092

goddamit i can smell the omelette already

>>684818736
Reroll

>>684819129

>>684816640
Leave them alone, and put sharpie in pooper instead

>>684819001
Ha

LEAVE THE NEST ALONE

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Setup a security system DVR or live stream webcam to keep track of their progress. Maybe you can record something cool like the bold eagle feeding someone's cat to their hatchlings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWc6aF6aMQ8

Capture momma bird then omlette in front of her

Inject your jizz in them

You leave them be you faggot

>>684816640
Bake one and eat it you can add only salt

OP is a fag

Stick em in your bum

>>684819566
Rolo

>>684818855

winr

>>684816640
Become their mother,
Raise them to be strong Sparrows.
When the time has come for them to to fly mothers coop.
Then only then! Should you eat them.

>>684819389
Top kek rerollin

>>684817042
roll

Eat them once they hatch
Everyone roll for this

>>684819995
OP You'd better deliver

Shit on them to keep them warm

>>684820006
Winrqr

>>684820064
That ain't trips fag

>>684816640
incubate in asshole

Leave them alone.

>>684820236
roll

Omelette is weak. Fry the eggs.

Omellette, NOW

>>684820236
re-roll

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>>684820334

>>684820151
replied to trips, check again

>>684820334
Fuck, reroll

I summon thy ommelette
But leave a couple untouched

Jerk off on eggs if dubs
Jerk off on mama bird when shes sleeping if trips

Nothing

destroy all but one, leave him to be the mother sparrow's miracle child

Do omelette, pls

>>684820649
rerolll

>>684820064
>>684820109

lurk moar

Promise us you'll leave them alone

sharpie in pooper

>>684820559
roll

Inject poison in them and see mother incubate corpses

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Rolling for omelette.

Put shells up asshole.

>>684817183
roll

bury alive

>>684820823
Brutal

Leave them alone.

Hard boil and eat

Put an extra one in the nest

Throw eggs at your own face and take vid

>>684820904
roll

>>684817183
Reroll

>>684820972
Reroll

>>684820986
Roll

>>684817200
I second this motion

>>684821000
well....

>>684821000
Shit

>>684821000
Winrar

eat it raw

Roll>>684820975
Reroll

have sex with 50 niggers

>>684817183
Rollerino

do nothing u retard

>>684820904
>>684821000
IT'S GAME OVER MAN. IT'S GAME OVER

>>684817200
this

>>684821066
Faggot.


IT'S OVER LADS.

>>684821114
1114, so fucking close
reroll

>>684816640
don't be a cunt. Leave them alone. Film them timelapse if you can, but just don't be a cunt. Sparrows are endangered - so just don't be a cunt. you will regret it one day, even if you are an autist. which I hope you are not, I hope you are just a troll. but don't be a cunt. ok?

shove all 5 in your ass, then leave them in there for a couple weeks for post hatch incubation, they will come out when they are ready

shit on the eggs, stomp on them until the shell is a powder, piss on the mixture until it's completely liquidised and force a kidnapped Miss America contestant to drink it

>>684818855
Can this count as a double thought

>>684821252
Roll

>>684821000
WINRAR!!!

>>684821351
Reroll

>>684816640
shove all 5 in your ass until they hatch, then let them remain in there as a makeshift incubation chamber for a couple weeks, they will come out of your ass when they are ready and set them free in a wooded area

>>684816640
Raise them as your own

>>684820064
Fucking newfag

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gas the young before they spawn

feed to cat

Cut your dick with a broken egg shell

put it in your nose

>>684817410
ROLLLING

>>684821252
Rolling for quads

>>684821000
No, this is too cruel. No way I'm doing this

Keep rolling /b/ros, trips or 420 decides

destroy them, English house sparrows are shit invaders. Literally flying mice of birds.

>>684822023
You might be a faggot, but at least you're human. Godspeed OP. Rolling for a timelapse of hatching.

>>684822023
fuck off faggot

>>684822023
they're alive now so just bury the eggs now. English Sparrows are parasites that destroy native bird nests. Always take the nests they build and destroy the eggs.

>>684819119
Rolling for this

>>684816640
Steal them and raise them as your own, for 2 reasons.
>1, they will be the only thing that will ever love you and you will be a virgin4life so have no chance at having kids of your own.

>2, you can turn them into your own little personal army and become sparrowman, which is basically just batman with sparrows instead of bats.

>>684819995
>>684820006
These dont count faggotz

>>684821406
Roll 666

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Make some food. Chew said food. Regurgitate into the nest to help mama bird. Check on their progress in a few weeks.

>>684821564
Rolll

>>684822023
You stupid fagot, OP fails again. At least you didn't have to eat them you dried jizz stain. BURY THEM ASSHOLES

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>>684820431
Hardcore newfag or bad bait

>>684820823
Reroll

>>684821795
Roll 777

send them into the sky with balloons

>>684822630

Reroll

I am the almighty trips handler. If you mess with those eggs, your own life will be messed with.

Raise them as your own and train them

>>684822630

Rolling

thats weed in there....

>>684820823
Go

>>684822877
Change your name to Jack Sparrow and do this OP

>>684822023
fag

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bury

>>684822885

So fucking close...

>>684822630
Rolling for this.

>>684822630

This.

>>684822947
Fuxking this

All of the above

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>>684823008

>>684822630

Regurgitate bacon or something. Everybody loves bacon.

>>684822947
Rolling

>>684822023

>makes thread asking for what to do on /b/.
>says what /b/ rolls is too offensive.

What else did you expect, you fucking faggot.

>>684822947
THIS IS THE TALE, OF CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW, A PIRATE SO GREAT, ON THE SEVEN SEAS!

>>684822630

Rolling for this

>>684822947
Lol rolling

Nigger roll

Open one now

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>>684822630

Captain Jack swallow DELIVER

>>684823522
Fucking cook them and then put them back in nest

Hard-boil em and back in the nest. Timelapse mother sparrow waiting months for babbies to hatch

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>>684823522
cook them and then put them back in nest

>>684816640
cook one, try to incubate the rest

>>684822947
Jack sparrow rename, raise and train roll!

>>684822630

Puke is love. Puke is life.

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>>684823691
Kek

shit in nest

>>684822877
>>684822947
>>change name to Jack Sparrow
>>raise sparrows as minions

>>684823899
CONSIDER IT OP

>>684822630

Roll.

>>684822630
Reroll

>>684823919
This roll

>>684824000

Winrar!!!

>>684824000
WINRAR!!!

>>684824000
fucking cuck, why not roll on something decent

>>684824000
Topkek deliver op

>>684817042
trips

>>684816640
sell them on craiglist.

>>684824140
Did you lose your tendies? This is pretty decent. Raise the sparrows, ensure their safety, theyre endangered ya know.

>>684824000
OP we got some winrar over here

>>684824000
So what, I should change my name and raise some birds as my own?

No, dumb idea, discarded

Keep rolling, dubs decide, make it smart

>>684822023
OP IS FAGGOT
>u better bury them soon

>>684824718

You won't deliver on shit OP. Leave the birds alone and kill yourself on cam.

>>684825282

Rolling for this.

>>684825282
Reroll dammit

>>684824718
kill urself

>>684825631
roll

>>684825282
thumbs up

Eggs in pooper

>>684825683
roll

>>684825899
Roll

>>684825899
WINNER IF OP DOENST DELIVER WE NEED TO FIND THE FUCKING EGGS EAT THEM UND PUKE THEM ON HIS FUCKING DOOR

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>>684824718
OP is an edgy faggot, why am I not surprised. If you're only going to take suggestions that include edgy killing go ahead and smash those eggs, you don't need a fucking rollthread for that. Boring.

>>684824276
roll

>>684827197
reroll

>>684817410
rollroll

Lube them and put them up your or your lovers anus

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>take 1 or 2 eggs
>put in pooper
>let it hatch

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>>684822023
Why would you ask /b/ in the first place fucking pussy

>>684825282
rolling for this. OP is the epitome of faggotry.