no best of 4chan thread? best of 4chan thread!
dumping my best of folder
Anyone have the long story about Tyrone and the retard class?
>>684814293
shit, saved thumbail
>>684814293
>>684814293
here it is
>>684814712
>iFunny.co
Why
>>684814778
Yea i know
>>684814935
not mine, all are saved directly from /b/
thats all
>>684815035
I know, but just
Why
>>684814955
Holy shit
>>684813095
kek
>>684814377
I'll deliver
>>684813095
my sides
>>684814253
Kek'ed out loud in class. Professor looked at me funny. 8/8
>>684816560
Does anyone have the greentext of that guy who fight against ghost an won?
The best thread of all time
>>684815317
Best
Nerd rage gets me wet tbqh
>>684817257
does anybody else play neko atsume?
>>684818023
thanks
>>684815317
I found part 2 for you guys
>>684816242
This is amazing.
>>684819162
Why is the gorilla suit perfect for any situation?
>>684818865
>autistic literature major spends time deconstructing pop songs to fill the void that was college in his heart
Fake and Gay
This is the worst shit on b right here. I still cant believe people repost this bullshit
>not posting catfish man
Keep this goin guys I have to take a test
>>684813072
Fucking lol how have I never seen this before?
>>684813095
this one is leterally the kekest of keks
>>684815124
always lost ot this cuz of reaction faces
>>684823777
>>684814147
>jiggle with me
check´em
>>684814955
>no regrets
a classic
Must tell my story
> Gf (now wife) and I get crazy high
> go to local record store
> record store sells old VHS for like 50 cents each
> we buy a couple random ones
> pic related is included
> get about 15 mins in
> movie is awful
> we are high as fuck so makes the boring movie even more boring
> GF gets horny when high
> we start fooling around with the movie on in the background
> GF wants it bad
> talk her into anal
> we start and it takes a bit for her to get over the pain but finally she loosens up
> go for like 10 mins
> I'm getting close
> at the finish line
> I shove my dick as far up her ass as I can so I unload directly into her intestine
> take a moment to recover
> pull out dick
> it's covered in blood
> GF looks down
> "wtf did you do?!"
> "looks like i... Pushed Too Far"
I'm sworn to secrecy, but I had to tell someone
another classic
grabbed from last thread, muh dick was mahogony
>>684825245
The best.
>>684816280
I found my new dream job
>>684816088
Thank you based anon
Also, checked
>>684817683
That meant to be funny?
>>684819085
who doesn't?
>>684823777
check'd m8
>>684827564
>>684827564
>>684827439
I'm sorry anon, your funny bone is broken
we need to make a new best of 4chan guys, evalion has been shut down and we need to fix it.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCj-Mm7pvi_q_XTCqxpJZKeQ
>>684812664
seems fake as all hell
>>684825527
5/10
>>684817386
Fuckin weeaboos man
>>684812664
We Tumblr now?
>>684817683
heh
>>684816088
Checked
>>684827949
Well aren't you just a little super sluth
>>684819121
wtf does he mean isolation? Does he go to school at a catholic mental ward?
>>684814868
That is one of the most made up drug tales I've ever seen.
>>684814216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcdYJnkor9I
>>684815977
wtf
>>684819562
that is so funny and so sad, I don't know what to feel
>>684829557
you would go into lessons but during lunch, break etc you would be put into a room on your own until its over
>>684814712
I really want that girl's name tho
>>684814868
this is written by a person who have never taken LSD, writing as if you forget what things are and don't feel pain etc
what could happen, but you would be totally aware, was to decide to try the spoon instead of the key, just to try, and you might spend a lot longer doing it than you thought, but you would never be able to slam your shoulder into the door until it broke and then continue downstairs like nothing
for example
the fake ones are not funny
>>684817386
ya know, I kinda hope shit worked out for him.
>>684816242
i wasnt aware that i am in a rekt thread
>>684825527
>>684819424
shit i was there
>>684831354
Jesus wtf
bump
thought ill dump a little
>>684834222
checked
>>684815977
I would have put them on a newspaper and simply bashed them all dead then threw em out.
More oc
>>684823454
Marking that on my calendar
>>684828725
my justice boner is rock hard
>>684834792
You should be in a cringe thread
>>684814497
.....maybe i am a normal peron
>>684817257
classic
>>684814531
10/10 omfg
>>684815035
Jesus christ
My sides. How unlucky can you get
>>684816635
holy shieeet, how? XD
>>684835514
>>684817456
Hes so right though
Tolkien was in a league of his own.
>>684817386
I'd just said it was old, from when I was 12 or some shit
>>684821502
Oh shit whaddup!
>>684817456
what is this a reply to though?
out of context it just looks like a angry tolkien fanboi going off against the world
>>684837260
lol 13 yo faggot.
post from 2015
> >>684817386
> I'd just said it was old, from when I was 12 or
> some shit
>>684837498
I believe it was on /co/, so I am guessing someone compared a shitty comic to The Lord of the Rings.
>>684817587
what is the point of this?
I have no 4chan stories so I tell my own which I thought was funny pls dont judge sry
>be 13
>german school
>minutes before english lesson
>a friend is telling me that I have to help him because he fucking sucked in english lets call him jimmy
>I tell him just say what I say and sat down behind him
>well next to me was sitting my other friend lets call him bob who was a fucking idiot like me
>we fooled around the whole lesson
>teacher says something about history blablabla can someone tell me what AD means?
>i turn around to bob say after damascus in a thick german accent
>jimmy turns around staring in my face like I just fucked his mother
>I say "jimmy dont, it was a joke"
>he said "too late now I will take your answer" and was giving me now an evil look
>nogoingbacknow.jpg
>he fucking raises his hand
>out of 13 students the teacher of course picks him
>he stands up like someone who was nominated for an oscar
>and shouts in a proud tone (i dont know why)
>"AFTER DAMASCUS"
>everybody turned around looking at him and started laughing hard
>even the teacher couldnt control himself
>after that day everybody called him syria kid
>he eventually got bullied after that
>didnt come to school for 3 weeks
>nobody had seen him
>turns out he hung himself
>mfw
>>684837732
Humanity FUCK YEAH!
Sci-Fi people like it.
>>684837504
retard, there is no date on the actual fucking drawing, that guys mom did not find the 4chan screenshot but the actual drawing, if he had simply pretended the drawing was old he would most likely be better off compared to avoiding it, trying to flee and generally acting more guilty than hitler
>>684828219
Literally kill yourself
>>684811875
reliving that past when we have no present and no future.
>>684838361
faggot, if he links a post (dated on 09/06/2015) and says thats old, from when HE was 12 or soem shit.
WE HAVE 2016
Mathfag gimme all u have
>>684837670
probably that shitty comic the tumblr folks seem to like so much, with the grey skin and horns of whatever, never bothered to look it up
>>684814607
Kek
>>684814293
>>684837986
fair enough, decent story too, just kinda caught me off guard when scrolling
>>684839018
no one have said anything like that at all, go back and read things over or learn better english, I can't help you
>>684811875
>>684837959
jesus christ
>>684819085
I do
>>684840002
actually, parents reactions probably fucked them up more, they probably really felt like they fucked up to the point the girl turned asexual
>>684821065
this is possibly the best story I have ever read in my entire fucking life the thrills , the rape , the catfishman just fucking awesome
>>684819085
wtf is that?
>>684813095
poor motherfucker
>>684819749
My fucking sides
>>684817792
why would anyone be scared of their commanding officer?
unless he is unqualified to lead there should be no reason to fear him
>>684837959
shit that didnt happen
>>684814147
lost my shit
saved
>>684814253
Niggerchu I choose you!
>>684818076
kek