HEY /b/ I JUST GOT MY GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT, WHAT SHOULD I DO, should I kill her or Kill myself or Break up with her, please help me /b/ I need help..
Grow up and take some fucking responsibility you fucking faggot.
>>684789915
Lol
>>684790051
Responsibility, I never heard of that word
>>684789915
Didn't you posted this thread yesterday or 2 days ago?
>>684790174
no, what the fuck are you taking about
all three
Be a man and raise the fucking kid.
>>684790312
NO, what are you, a fucking faggot??
>>684790329
kekd
>>684789915
welp you gotta throw a ring on dat
just make sure she's actually pregger first. it'd be all like what happened to me. HEY GIVE ME THAT RING BACK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
what a mess. waht a mess that was
>>684789915
2 options:
kill yourself
be a good daddy
you choose. Dont touch her tho, its as much your fault as it is hers.
What's your skin color OP?
>>684790449
We're were in the bed and she reach for my dick
>>684789915
Call her. Tell her you have aids and your calling everyone you've been with in the last few months. Auto abortion.
haha your life is over
Now the real questions are: Should I be a pussy and kill myself? Or should I live the rest of my miserable life and spend the next couple year struggling financially?
Or you can try and cause a miscarriage, but you didn't hear that from me.
>>684790591
That sound like a.....terrible idea
>>684789915
>>684790421
pic related also an option
>>684790562
so? did she have superhuman strength or something? how did she fucking hold you in while you came without you being able to fucking pull it before? dont you fucking lie to me son
>>684789915
Never heard of abortion?
A bortion, get it sorted before the little shit sack ruins your life and her pussy.
>>684789915
is an abortion out of the question? did you fuck a catholic bitch or something?
>>684789915
Get her to take the pill, can't remember what it's called but it makes her have a Period that will seem like a period, but the Fetus (It'll be just a mass of blood at this point) come out aswell.
If dubs raise it like the man you should be... If singles kys
>>684790772
bill nye the science guy was a figure skater?
>>684790945
No-More-Baby Pill
>>684790801
Yeah I got too excited
>>684790979
Kek
>>684790235
Im sure that i saw a guy saying pretty much the same as you with the same spongebob screaming fish pic
I cant remember exactly when but im sure that it was 1-4 days ago
And my advice is do a paternity test once the kid is born and if it really is yours dont be a pussy and raise him just calm the fuck down panicking wont help also save up money you will need a lot of if it the kid is yours
>>684790995
i've had girls tell me they were on the pill and straddle me harder when i was about to nut. know what i did?
TOSSED THE BITCH OFF ME
this is your fuck up OP. No one elses
Is this bait?
OP if you weren't prepared for the consequences, you shouldn't have been having sex. Grow up and be a man.
Use this summon on her.
Fuck her and try to abort the alien with ur penis. Thrust deep until she bleeds. If u have a small cock kill ur self or call ur black friend Jamal
>>684790995
ha. see, i know that feeling lil one. aint no problem if you make her use the pill-thingy. You didnt. Now the shit is steaming. You do have to live with it though. Maybe it wont be that bad.
Even if...man...do you know what it means to be a man? talking about MAN here, not boy. Being a man means living with your fucking mistakes and fighting through them. If you want to pussy out, you can, but guess what that makes you.
kill her, shoot up a school while you're at it then kill yourself
>>684791076
Hhhhmmm are you sure the thread your talking about isn't something else
Mkay, so make sure she's pregnant. Be sure its yours. Then you have two options: adoption or keep. Keeping looks one of three ways: you stay together raise it as a family. You split but remain good friends and are supportive, no legal action needed, or she wants money in which case you frame her and raise the child yourself.
Do this
Spike her drink with the pill
>>684789915
I think you should ask her what your asking /b/. That would be funny.
>>684789915
Your hand can't get pregnant retard
>>684791207
no, no he doesn't know what being a man means. that's why he looks at killing her as a viable option
>>684790051
This
>>684791262
Wow that a great idea
>>684791240
Baby flushing fluid lol
>>684789915
The worst part about this is, she my sister, is the baby going to be normal right?
>>684791332
Damn right - a real man would drag her ass to the abortion clinic. Fag confirmed!
Planned Parenthood, Abortion, Now, within first 40 days and she can just take a pill.
>>684790629
And just like that, OP ruined his b8.
pic of fetus with time stamp or gtfo
or at least a pic of the pregnancy test
>>684790167
>living whit your parents whit 0 responsibility
How pathetic
>>684791838
Fuck I knew I shouldn't posted that