Gerald

Dont name him Kylo you absolute turbofag.

>>684781253
>Kylo
Really ?

Jamal, after his father.

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>>684781253
Barechestedness

Don't be a massive faggot and name the poor kid some weird shit.

Give him a legit name.

>>684781309
yeah that one I wasn't so proud of.. taking it off my list.

just name him David you flaming faggot.

Only niggers choose "unique" names.

>>684781475
This. Abraham or Edwin are the most acceptable.

Torvald

Bog or Spooky.

>>684781253
Your names are either very Jewish (nothing wrong with that - but just so you're aware), or fucking video game characters.

Get a grip and call him something normal like Edward.

Wilhelm?

Don't get me wrong you absolutely shouldn't name your kid this, it just sounds medieval and I think there are some badass people named that.

>>684781253
Theodore
Cain
Abel
Robb
Brandon
Landon

Aldrich
Gwyn

Either one of these or nothing.
/thread

Everyone out.

>>684781253
>Kylo

Is it too late to abort him? You clearly should not be a parent.

>>684781605
Theodore (Theo for short) is actually on my wife's top choice list

Ron

Plain and simple

Danger

I actually got Eynin and Bowen from Dragonheart lol..

chad
corey
taylor
bruce
englebert
adolf
genghis

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>2000 + 16
>Not naming your kid Dat Boi

>>684781657
It's a classy, attractive name is why. Be warned, if you name him anything your wife wants then she will molest him

Oooooor you could name your child whatever the fuck you want and not give two shits what 10 year olds with insecurity issues think on an Internet forum. That's called being a grown up you faggot

>>684781657
lets hope you two scrotes don't have a child then

Euripides

>>684781801
ted spotted

Ethan

>>684781614
Souls names are actually really good. Keep that in mind OP

>>684781253
Hrungnir

C'mon man those are all edgy fucking millenial names. I'd want to punch anyone with names like those. Just give him a normal fucking name.

>Fletcher....
ffs man.

Harold

/thread

Levi's cool

>>684781253
Call him Muhammad.

>>684781974
I could deal with Harrison

>>684781253
>Edwin
>levi
>link

Please seperate anime and gaming are fine but please don't ruin your childs life

>>684781932
Winning

>>684781253
Fletcher is fuckin gay and Abraham is boring af

>>684781967
because it's a millenial kid you fucking retard

I'm sure you have some iconic, timeless name like jeff, or arnold

>>684781253
>asking 4chan to help name your child
>asking insecure weebs who probably think that their taste in anything matters to anyone at all

K
E
K

I like link though, although some insecure weeb will probably make fun of him for that name and he'll grow up to hate you for giving him that name

>>684781983
No its not

>>684782014
Ah fuck too tired to write properly. Just name your kid something normal

Abraham - his friends could use this for utility:
Ay bro, Ay bruh, Broham, Hambone

>>684782094
quagmire it is then

>>684781614
Fuck yes, voting for these or Yhorm

>>684781253
Squirm McThunderdiaper

>>684782043
Not ALL millenial kids have nes like that, I was just Implying that no one got named edgy 'unique' shit like that until relatively recently.

>>684782159
and don't forget Ronaldingtonly

Chad Thundercock

Chad thundercock

>>684781253
Name him. Nazeem or Ysgramor

>>684781253
These are all gay millenial special snowflake names or dumb nerd references. None are good.

>>684782202
yeah dweezel and zowie never happened and countless other hippy names

>>684781253
Jon Snow

name him Tony , buy him only jeans and tank-tops and teach him to talk VERY loudly with hand gestures

>>684781563
Lol call him spook for short.

>>684782354
like tony hawk?

Orville

Soren

The kid has to live with the name you gigantic faggot. Stop trying to be unique and give the kid a normal name.

I thought only women did this shit. Good job proving me wrong.

Verga

>>684781253
Name him Kyle

Chad Thundercock

>>684782466
That's right he has to live with the name you biblical Cunt so he should make it awesome

Chad Thundercock

Chad Thundercockk

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>>684782376

>>684781366
Dubs has spoken!

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Wakka

>>684781794
Kek

Edwardo
Jesus
William Wallace
Adolf

>>684782795
LETS PLAY SOME BLITZBALL!

Xpu$$y$layer69420X

Is Matthew a beta name?

Inb4 Hebrew kike. Your talking about an apostles name here gents.

If you like medieval sounding names, then pick a fucking medieval sounding name.

Robert
Richard
Thomas
Philip
Edward
George
Charles
Henry
Gregor
Oliver
John
Arthur
Roland

Chad Thundercock

>>684781614

Seigward or bust

Chad thundercock

Gavin
Gregory
Gaylord
In that vain

>>684781967

oh, god so many 40+'s here on b

remind us why we would take advice from you?

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>>684781253
DO NOT NAME YOUR FUCKING KID LINK OR KYLO. ARE YOU FUCKING 16 OR SOMETHING.

Might as well name the fucker duke nukem

>>684783077

Nigel Peppercock

Hrothgar

>>684783179

Nothing wrong with Duke, fuck if he wants a star wars name, name him Luke, no one will fucking know.

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>>684783179

Alfred is pretty cool and medieval

>>684783315
and a butler

>>684783179
Duke isn't bad but the kid will probably be autistic as fuck so his name doesn't matter. He'll probably rock back and forth yelling "REEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

>>684783315
that's pretty much condemning the kid to become a butler

>>684781253
Ken
Oswald
Gaylon
Chad
Brendan
Jaxson
Axton
Jace

lancelot
arthur
robin hood
khengis
henry

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>>684783389

youve never met an autistic kid have you?

unless those are the noises you make, I've never met an autist who sounds like that.

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>>684783389
>duke make dookies ! need wipe wipe!

>>684782128
Kek utility

>>684783139
I'm 20. You don't have to be old to realize naming your kid Fletcher or fucking Kylo is a terrible idea.

>>684783420
a butler that can kick batmans ass

Faggot, saves the time of having him figure it out himself

>>684783468
Holy shit lurk more.

wait is the kid white or nah?

>>684783647
white

Chad Thundercock

>>684781253

KYLO, so original

>>684781253
You give him your fathers name you fucking ingrate. Now call up your dad and fucking apologize.

Arthur.
Constantine (or any variant).
Gabriel.
Eddard.
William.
Xavier.
Ned.
Phillip / Phil / Philmore.
John.
Frank.

Henges

Go with Kilik

Mace window

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barett

>>684783550

But your describing things your own generation is doing is insulting yourself...

ah fuck explaining this would take too much effort.

Name the fucking kid Kylo Fletcher and just get it over with.

>>684783818
Palindromes make gay names

>>684783679
lucas, kasper, adrian, christian, ulrich, david, henri. all good names

>>684783762

they have forgotten the faces of their fathers, all is lost already.

rolling for roland.

>>684781253
Gonzalo
Ezekiel
Jesus
Christ
Sansom
Goku (if you are a weaboo)
Joshep
Ahmed ( if you are a Muslim)
And my favorite Nineel Even

Chad thundercock

Name him felatior sucker of cocks

>>684783868
Are you retarded? Just because I disagree with things people my age are doing, doesn't mean I'm insulting myself...

>>684781253
Stick to Edwin

Pikachu

>>684783980
It's me goku

Rolling for Florence.

Name him Jermichael. Its better for people to have low expectations and be pleasantly surprised upon meeting him.

>>684781253
Jamal DeAndre Brown

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>dubs decide
Jack Hammer

Chad Thundercock

Opie Faggot

Give him a real name faggot

Lemonjello

Ty'Reek
Everyone knows you're not the father you cuck

Adolf Mohamed Attilla

>>684784183

Orangello

>>684784230
/Thread

xXDestructive0Goat9000Xx
Or vinegar

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>>684781253
Just fucking name him Joseph

Best JoJo anyway

Name him Oopsicame!

>>684781253
Rasputin, Caligula or Nero

>>684781253
Fuck Kylo seriously

Gacy

>>684781253
Or named Harry Houdini if he escaped 3 or more abort. Please, do it

Oedipus

>>684781253
>Medieval
>Muhammad
>An-Nasir Salah ad-Din Yusuf ibn Ayyub
>Najm ad-Dīn Ayyūb
>Al-Malik Al-Aziz Osman bin Salahadin Yusuf
>Al-Mansur Nasir al-Din Muhammad

Name him Lord

Lord "surname"

>>684781253
Your kid is not some unique snowflake you fucking idiot. My wife is due in 5 months and we're naming him Joseph, just like his grandfather, great grandfather, and millions of other Josephs. Enough with these faggoty special names. Would you hire a guy named Link or Eynin, seriously? It's bad enough his dad is a fag, you want the kids in school to have more reasons to hate him?

Chad thundercock

This is easy, Delbert Whayne

Daquaryion

>>684781253
name him Levi
it's a pretty neat name
t. Leevi

Chad Thundercock

>>684781253
Good luck OP my wife is due the end of July and finding a boy name is really tough. We must have spent a couple hundred hours. Most sites are crap I think a good one was Babylon or something such

>>684781253
>Bowen
>Abraham
>Rowan
>Kylo
>Fletcher
>Eynin
>Edwin
>Levi
>Link
>Barrett

Even for an obvious jew like you these names are an embarrassment

>>684784448
Agree. Give your son a normal name.

Why not start a family tradition where the first born son is named after the father or something?

>>684784448

I'd hire a kid named Link. Like I would hire Harley Quinn Smith, or Zelda Williams.

>>684783762
>>684784300
>>684784448
Glad to see some people have sense besides me.

>>684781993
>Muhammad
Well it is most popular name in the world after all.

>>684783941
is the kid gonna be a fucking arch-bishop or something??

>>684784587

Mostly so I could be like, Link, listen.

>>684781253
Erich, Siegfried, Adolf, Hermann, Friedrich

>>684783790
This list is as bad as OP. Just pulling names from pop culture eh?

>>684784554
op opson son of op

>>684784587
Or Kylo Fleischmann for that matter.

>>684781253
Carlyle, Constantine, Charlemagne, Nebuchadnezzar III

>>684781253
Hipster faggot

>>684781325
lol yeah it sounds so bogan/black (aussie abo black)

>>684784448
Well arent you boring as fuck

Balthazar
Asmodeus
Or Ozmund

>>684781253
what about Roderick?

>>684781253
Out of all those only Edwin and maybe Rowan are acceptable, Abraham if you´re a Jew.

>>684781253
ulysses

Chad thundercock

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>>684781253

>>684781253
Umm... Gwyndolin, Lukas, Edward, Thoreau? I don't fuckin know man.

Chad Thundercock

How about Joseph. Keep it classy

>>684784883

>>684781541
Stallman

>>684781253
John
Paul
George
Ringo

>>684781253
>that list
why not just kick his ass yourself

>>684784806
Hipster faggot

>>684784635
>white kid
>dad is a medieval weaboo
thought it would fit, or would u recommend something else like fuckin mohammed, chingchong and fucking nigger?

>>684784883
Rollin for Chad thundercock

>>684781253
They are all shit names.
Link and levi aren't bad.
Go Logan or Gabriel or something.

>>684781605
L A N D O N
A
N
D
O
N

>>684784895
This.

>>684784928
I agree with this guy, your list sucks as much dick as you do.

>>684784806
I'm surprised you didn't ask him to check his privilege

Name him Archer and watch him get all the puss

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>>684781253

>Names that guarantee your child is gay

>>684781253
>Abraham
Jew name
>Fletcher
Surname
>Edwin
Bullying victim name
>Link
Fucking legend of zelda

Rest are alright

>>684781530
>abraham
fuck off jidf

>>684784883
Rolling

>>684784927
Just do Paul :^)

>>684784940
see
>>684784413

What's your last name?
You need a name that goes together well with the surname.

Based on your genes you should call him autism

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Rolling for Dirt

Spawn

>>684785011
I think you mean Sterling

call him faggot if you wanna name him after his father

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>>684781777
>chad
REEEEEEEEEE don't let your kid be a FUCKING NORMIE op

>>684785063
tl;dr

>>684785073
reroll kekkles

>>684785111
trips win

>>684784812
Go Ozmund. Definitely go Ozmund.

>>684785094
Either is acceptable. Everyone except his mom calls him Archer anyway.

But yeah OP, what's the last name. You need to pick a name that goes well with it.

>>684785073
joe dirt

Bob

You need to name him Bob

There is no more midieval of a name than Bob

hmm for normal oldschool names, I could roll with Chance perhaps

>>684785073
reroll

>>684781794
my sides

Chad thundercock

>>684785011
don't name a kid something he can later google and realize he was named after something his parents watched while being high on netflix

hmm its probably harmless enough, but don't think im gonna give out my last name on here just incase heh..

Roy

>>684785330
Bojack?

>>684782043
Except millennials stopped being born at the end of 1999. 2000 onwards is Gen Z.

>>684785073
reroll last time

>>684785338
WHATS YOUR FUCKING SURNAME FAGGOT!

he shall be called Buster Lipjaw

seriously dude Roderick is a badass oldschool name

>>684781253
Charlemagne. Kid Charlemagne. How's that sound?

Congrats on the impending birth of your 1st child too, btw.

>>684781777
God not Chad

>>684782043

>arnold

I have never met an Arnold in my life.

And fuck street signs.

Cory

>>684785503
chad reminds me of a faggot jock kid

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>>684785367
that actually doesn't sound so bad , but he's gonna have to make sure the kid grows up tough or else he'll be eaten alive

Daquan

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>>684781253
German names with letter H rule

Hans
Herman
Herbert
Heinrich
Hubert
Heinz

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>>684785625
nigga, it's actually pronounced D'an

>>684781253
Siegfried

Wife will accept Carter.. so thats a possibility, just seems a little common

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>>684781253
HODOR

Bowens my last name, it's pretty cool

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>>684785831
it's not the name that makes the man special , it's the man that makes the name special , faggot

also name him skeletor

>>684783647
Depends on who the father actually is

>>684785706

lol not a single person I've met with any of those names were cool other than Hans.

>>684785954
This

Rancor

>>684785944
Bowen is my #1 pick, but unfortunately she doesn't like it

>>684781253
First name: Dominus
Middle name: Rex

Don't call him Bowen or Kylo. People will only laugh at him. Don't call him Abraham or Levi unless he's circumcised, good at counting money, and likes matzo ball soup. Don't call him Fletcher unless he seems to have the makings of a good detective.

>>684781253
Kfc-lo or deshawn

>>684781253
Do the world a favor and shoot your pregnant wife you fat fuck. I hope your super special goddamn kid has severe autism and epiliepsy.

Definately going to be circumcised

>>684785254
Cuck

>>684786134
>fast forward 14 years
>dominus rex gaudeamus is logging in his regular mmo to raid/pvp/whatever with his friends
>clannies be like " why did you name your grade 5 lvl 87 uber-core ragelion , john ? "
>as he's sitting behind the keyboard a small tear slowly find it's way down his cheek and he types
>oh.....no reason

>>684781253
Only retard names. I hate it when I hear parents calling their childs with stupid names like you are trying to do. "New-York, come back here !"... You deserve to die, you and your wife.

>>684781253
Galen?

>>684781253
Cuck McCucker
>You know he's gonna be one
>>684783389
>This is also possible, name still fits

Chad Thundercock

>>684786421
People would probably just call him "Dom", but damn it would look cool on his passport.

>>684786427
york is a lovely icelandic name! it would be an honor to name him after their national hero Ben York Yorkson son of Byork , who single handedly stopped the great seal avalanche of '74

>>684785625
kek

>>684781253
Rowan
Kyle
Levi
Are awful
Bowen
Abraham
Edwin
Could work
Good luck

>>684786427
heh... what if he has twins and calls them Tower One and Tower Two, and then they have another one later and call him Tower Seven?

When the youngest one is old enough to go to school, the teacher will probably record him as being present 20 minutes before he arrives. School will later claim it was "just a cock-up, not a conspiracy", and then will explain that all the records have been lost.

>>684781253
Wolfgang
Rembrand
Sigismund
Heinrich
Haakon

>>684786998
fuck almost got trips