You've been kidnapped by ISIS. The last main character in a TV show you watched (movie, or Youtube video otherwise) is the person assigned to save you. How fucked are you?
>Bea Smith on Wentworth
Could be worse. She's a hard bitch.
>>684775756
dont know the anime name or the main lead name, but it's a girl with full robot body, so yea, i'm gud
The Doctor from Doctor Who.
I think I'll be alright
Hitler, maybe im not fucked up
>>684775756
>Stan Smith
I mean that's literally in his job description so I should be good
>>684775756
Ragnar Lothbrok
Am i fucked?
>>684775756
ahhhhhh...
I think I'm ok
Ramsay boulton is inbound. Not sure if scared or relieved...
>>684776181
>>Stan Smith
>I mean that's literally in his job description so I should be good
My nigga. Me too.
>>684775756
a muslim guy i was friends with in middle school, i think i'm good to go
Bellboy, eh could be worse
>>684775756
girl in izombie
and...in that gif
the guy going between..hes getting a dick job right?
that must be gayish
Daenerys in GoT, Well... I guess I'm good !
Sterling Archer from Isis, so i'm good.
>>684775756
Seinfeld... I don't think he has the balls
>Finn and jake from adventure time.
Ill think they'd fuk em up
The Flash ez pz
Deadpool not sure how i feel about that
One punch man i am ready
>>684775756
Grumio...shit
>>684775756
jontron
that fat fuck will run for his life, guess ill just join em'
>>684775756
Well, she has killed her share of sand people.
>>684775756
Trailer Park Boys will save the day!
Rock Lee idk if I'm saved or fucked
Keanu Reaves bitches
>>684775756
I'm sure i'll be fine.
Whoever the main character from American Pie 2 is.
>>684776993
what a coincidence, me too! >>684777179
Hitler so no probs
Rocco from mega64
I doesn't look good for me
Goku... Sounds like enough to me
>>684776582
>Archer
erm... you'll be fine if he brings Lana....
>>684776590
now, if it were Kramer, I'd say you'd have a fighting chance.
>>684775756
Papa Joel from Vinesauce
LOLOLOL. just watched the expendables. There are no 10 people in the world could unfuck someone after my niggas get there.
>>684775756
Deadpool... hmm... not sure if saved... or... get accidentally shot in the crossfire... or... killed in the large explosion that follows.
Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Bebop, pretty shure I´ll be fine.
One punch man. This raises some questions. But I'll probably be fine
>>684776582
My nigga. Milton. I guess I'm probably dead. But I'll know he tried and I won't go hungry. So there is a silver lining
Everything will be okay as long as we all believe in ourselves and have fun.
I just watched the flash aaaaand I saw a youtube vid involving the dark knight sooooooo I think im good I guess?
I'm not sure, in the last Episode there was a kidnapping by terrorists. :D "We do not negotiate with terrorists". fuuck.
Ethan Klein
>>684777060
Missed her by about 10 minutes, now it's this guy.
I'm not worried.
I should be fine
well mine is partially retarded so could be better.
>>684775756
Scully and Mulder save some fat fuck from ISIS, who are actually alien/human hybrids.
>>684775756
no worries
I think I'll be alright with Kim dickens
>>684777060
Bitch pretty much commands fire, so yeah, I think I'm safe for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovU4ESybz-U
it's never lupus!
>>684775756
Homer Simpson
seems like he always pulls through
>>684775756
Upgraded Iron Man (2)
I think I feel safer now
>>684776080
sorry to say but you're fucked since you are not
>the companion
or
>plot critical
FUUUUUUUUCK
>>684778002
Oz on fox? >Said kills Adebisi
>>684775756
Dean and Sam Winchester from supernatural. I feel okay :)
I'm fucked some edgy teenager who manipulates kids is going to safe me..
Karl Pilkington. God damnn it
>>684775756
Tex from red vs blue. I feel sorry for isis
>>684775756
>dis bitch.
she'll burn all those isis motherfuckers up!
Fuck...
>>684778273
Sam and dean, are you fucked
>do they find you towards the 0end of the episode?
Yes then theres a good chance you'll be ok
No then you're fucked
Finally watching whatculture vids pays off, saved by the rock
>>684775756
Harry Potter. I think I'm good, he apparates in, grabs me, and apparates back out. easy-peasy lemon squeezy
well... i don't even know where to start
>>684775756
>Hannibal Lecter
I think i am fine with this.
>watched a video on youtube about isis
>got caught by isis
>be rescued by isis
am I fucked?
>>684777809
you died
>>684778466
>Harry Potter. I think I'm good, he apparates in, grabs my arse, and apparates back out. easy-peasy lemon squeezy
>>684778229
The plot is the Doctor saving you from ISIS
>>684778467
Start by getting off /b/ newfag
>Stephen Chow
im good
>>684775756
The amazing world of gumball. I'll just take a beheading now please.
>>684778496
Different tribe maybe?
>>684778496
The whole universe is fucked if you ever let this happen anon
You know what you have to do
So long as he actually WANTS to save me, I'm good.
I have the t-800 from the terminator movies I think I'm in a good spot
>>684776246
Yes
Kirito, ill take it
Pollon.
She is a semi goddess, could be worse
>>684778545
I'd let him if it meant escape.
as long as that was all it was...
Watched an interview with Putin... Ya I'm good.
So the reds and blues from rvb gotta save me..am I fucked?
>>684778229
while you may be right the instructions were quite clear.
>You've been kidnapped by ISIS. The last main character in a TV show you watched (movie, or Youtube video otherwise) is the person assigned to save you. How fucked are you?
>Assigned to save you
>Assigned
>*Slaps You*
>Assigned.
......Read!!
Guys from workaholics. Nice knowing you mates.
Woddie harrelson in zombie land.
Honestly, I think I'm fucked if I dont have a twinkie on me.
>>684775756
I can't remember what the last one was but it's between Teen Wolf, Arrow, iZombie and ONE PUNCH MAN. I'm hoping it's Saitama
>>684778567
turns out your isis rape is a fixed point in time
>>684778284
manipulates kids.
what?
how fitting
If games count I got snake on my side. Although as good as that sounds, I'm on the third game and he's yet to successfully save anyone (not counting Meryl)...
>>684778569
said the world's ambassador of the newfags
>>684775756
>Archer
Ummm...i dunno. IS it implied that he's being paid to save me? Cause if so i feel pretty good about it.
>>684775756
>Joe carrol from the following.
Im ok with this.
these fuckers
>>684775756
Daenerys Targaryen
At least i'll die while i see tits
>>684778596
kill himself like Isis do when they owe a lot of money?
>>684775756
Draenerys, I think I'm safe. :3
Oh fuck...
Watched a doom lets play so i feel save
Hanzoajd/or Genji from Overwatch is going to save me? Alright. (The 'Dragons' short was very good)
Lucas Hood on Banshee. I'll be home by the commercial break.
>>684778749
Fuck you buddy it's not rape if you love arab gang bangs. And as a staunch supporter of the EU that's exactly what I'm into.
>>684776246
Hahaha, Ragnar Lothbrok for me too.
We're fucked, anon.
technically alex jones?
he will come up with a good plan to save me but fuck it up in a stupid way
Daenarys. EZ
>>684778835
Wait, are you saying to defeat ISIS we just have to persuade them buy shiny things on credit?
>>684778680
Dunno, but i'd watch that.
Tucker:
"Jesus Christ! Did, he just cut off that guys head?!"
Sarge:
"I think i could learn a thing or two from these guys..."
>>684778319
3rd series? Because then at least Warwick Davis might find a way to help you.
Zero
pretty fukked
>>684775756
Daenerys. Hope she brings her dragons
>>684778962
Looks like someone is [spoiler]butthurt[/spoiler]
>>684778977
hes my savour as well. we b fukked
I guess I'll be okay with Gone from HunterxHunter
>tfw rescued by your childhood heroes
Supernatural. Either Wincesters or god. Guess I'm fine
>>684775756
Jon Snow will come to save me Kreygasm
D'oh!
Danah Scully and Fox Mulder !
I think I'm fine
>>684775756
fuckin cartman
>>684775756
saul goodman.
I... dunno
>>684779325
turns out isis is actually some kind of x creature that causes aids with a simple touch
>>684775756
Its Ethan from h3h3. It could go either way.
>>684779136
>>684778361
the main character? take your pic i guess.
>>684775756
Not that fucked
>>684779412
A touch with its penis
47 samurai. I Assume Keanu Reeves charecter Kai is main hero. No chopper out...but semi magic fighting, grit, and also basically "Keanu Reeves"... I say 50/50 I do dance dance revelotion fire remix cuse bullets.
would be subaru natsuki from Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu i guess id be fine
>>684775756
DEADPOOL!!!
>>684775756
shinichi....
pretty safe
>>684775756
yu yu hakusho. ayyyyyyy
I'm so fucked
Not sure if fucked
>>684779588
This, roll theme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=544WmUAvsYs
>>684779810
Ok you keep on with your re-runs of Downton Abbey
Frasier Crane from the show Frasier
On a scale of one to-fucked, how screwed am I?
Idk about you but Deadpool seems like a god-send.
Who is the main character in GOT?
>>684776644
Triple DUBS.
Finn and Jake won't do anything, they'll see Finn, light his ass up to where he turns into a Chef Boiardi. Than they'll rape Jake after cutting off his legs
Cpt Reynolds from firefly (serenity)
Yay I'm saved but got wounded
>>684780678
George Karstark
Anton from No country for old men. I will be fine haha
Dean winchester, supernatural.
MAD MAX WILL NOT BE STOPPED
>>684775756
I'm gonna be fine.
>>684775756
Archer, could be alright if hes actually determined to help me
>>684775756
Jon Snow
I just watched prison break trailer so i think i won this game
>>684775756
I have my chance
GEORGE FOREMAN WILL SAVE ME NO PROM
Arthur Dent.
Could be worse I guess
>>684780678
Samwell Tarly
>>684781249
Could really not be worse.
Unless ISIS are all reincarnations of the doomed flower pot/whale/whatever, but that would be highly improbable.
Friedhelm winter from generation war. I'm good.
>>684775756
barechestedness
Kathryn Janeway of Voyager.
Anthony Kiedis
Adam and Jamie from Mythbusters.. I dunno if I'm fucked or not..
skeleton man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU513suJZzY
Edups
Varg vikernes, kek
Frank Underwood. I mean maybe?
I just watch some porn
>>684775756
John Locke, dont know if im fucked or saved
I've got people from the show my 600 pound life trying to rescue me. Fuck.
Deadpool. I'll be fine, and I'll actually have a good time being kidnapped
Im keeping it cheeki breeki like a true slav Boris will save me
Dean and Sam Winchester
Chris Kyle ayyyyy im gonna live
>>684775756
Just got done watching escape from LA. I'm good.
>>684775756
>Anthony Bourdain
He's like, a blue belt in BJJ...I don't think that's gonna help much though. Maybe he could sneak in under the pretense of a Parts Unknown episode about ISIS and spring me while they're distracted by dank food.
>>684775756
only me who noticed a new triforce?
>>684775756
Lucky fucking me, it was Batman
I think ill be fine
>>684775756
I dont remember who i last watched so lets just say Evalion since i can remember watching one of her videos so i think she is gonna be friends with them and im gonna get out
>>684775756
The Doctor
i think im good
>Batman or Superman
How fucked am I? No, how fucked are the ISIS?
Rick from Rick and Morty
Fucking frank underwood he Ain't gonna do shit.
>>684775756
Im doing good OP, whbu?
>pic related
>>684775756
She could probably summon a host of demons and fuck everyone
And if she somehow fails and gets herself in danger, all the other demons that need her alive will rend and tear the planet trying to save her
I think I have nothing to fear
>>684782088
>>684781947
Jack O'Neil with a side helping of SG1. Safe as fuck.
>>684775756
> Going for their hostage rescue medal.
> Always fail some how on first attempt
Isis is going to kill me after they fail.
>>684775907
Same here.
No problem here....
Game of thrones. The mother of dragons!! I'm not fucked at all.
>>684782938
She literally just got burning a bunch of sand monkeys to death.. Ha
>>684775756
Dr. House
I might be fucked because the last movie I watched was Visitor Q but Yamazaki fucks corpses so maybe I might be ok
>>684775756
Hitler, "auschwits documentary" Win
>>684775756
I knew this was a good week to watch Berserk.
I'm golden, fam.
I got the mother of dragons helping me bare tits no less :)
>>684775756
I just walked by the living room and Delta Force was playing.
CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS FTW!
>>684775756
Picard beams me up.
Oh, wait, I put on DS9 right before I fell asleep. I guess. Whatever, same transporter chief either way. Guess I'm on the Defiant.
>>684775756
James Holden, Captain of the Rocinante on the Expanse series. I think I'm gonna be totally fine. Fuck them sandniggers; I'm saved bitches!
Ray Donovan from Ray Donovan. Could've been worse I guess. Still fucked though
Brock Samson from fucking venture bros.
by the gods ill live
Cowboy Bebop is on the case! I'm safe.
Tony soprano, no issues here. I might have to worry about the finders fee though
Watched The Terminator last night. I think I'm OK.
Sam and Dean Winchester. I'm pretty much assured death.
Joe rogan.
Shit. This bald motherfucker gon die.
>>684784793
Yeah, and not many other people will, either.
>>684782407
Nigga I'd prefer Ethan. Shit, I'd even prefer Emo Frankenstein or Lyle than her melancholy ass. I mean, she's hot. But I wouldn't want her to try to save me.
>>684784830
How? The Terminator is the villain in The Terminator.
Try T2, he's the main character of that(arguably, but you could say john connor is)
If you watch The Terminator, Sarah Connor and a resistance fighter(unless he died already) will be trying to save you.
At least Sarah Connor is terribly badass, but in T1 she wasn't hard as nails.
>>684775756
Mel Gibson in We Were Soldiers. I'm gonna make it, guys.
>>684785069
wellll... the OP said main character
I'd take Ethan as well if I could
>>684775756
>Todd Margert
I'm way fucked
>>684779810
>>684775756
judge Dredd (Stalone) nothing more to say
Rick Grimes
>>684775756
Walter white
I am fucking saved
the 2 guys from American Pickers
They will find my skeleton in a barn in 100 years time
>>684775756
Courier Six
>I will be fine
Kirito from Sword Art Online.
>git gud hadji
probably tylo be chillin
>>684784935
> That's O N N I T
>>684786036
>leaving a gamer to save you from ISIS. your fucked.
>>684775756
Topcat
>Linus Sebastian
I may not be strong, but i know how to dodge sni-
>>684775756
Anyone from Red vs. Blue. Shit.
>>684775756
Hank Hill. yup.
>the Terminator
Yeah, I'm fine.
>>684786191
Nigra im optimistic and this is fantasy...
>relying on his avatar not the fucking teenager
>>684775756
Rick - Rick and Morty
Safe boss
I'm good haha
>>684781701
RIP, anon
>>684786424
you still have a whiny bitch trying to save you though.
>oh god i killed these people
>they were just doing what they thought were right!
>>684775756
Blade. I'll be just fine
i have a bunch of dolls trying to say save me. god fucking help me
>>684775756
The last main character in a TV show you watched (movie, or Youtube video otherwise)
>Youtube video otherwise
>otherwise
>videogame
>Just played skyrim, my dragonborn can beat 100 bandit chiefs easily, take 5000 damage and does 742 damage with dragonbone sword, has all possible enchantments on every piece of gear and has infinite shouting because fuck cooldown + he assassinated the entire dark brotherhood without being noticed so yeah, I'm safe!
Also he has all perks, lv 100, yeah used a bat file to enhance my character, 2000 base health, 3000_ armour, all spells including other race powers like berserker rage, 2x damage, 2x less damage and the champion's stance shout from falskaar doing the exact same as berserker rage, so my health is pretty much 20000 and damage 2800.
>>684785664
The way I see it is they're all main characters.
>>684786878
Well, maybe not Lyle*
>>684786624
Pretty sure we watched different shows
Or you are a cock gargling faggot
>whatevs
>>684786866
Oops used greentext wrong.
>>684778625
>watching SAO ironically
>>684775756
Luckily I'm watching the 1979 TV version of Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy with Alec Guiness as George Smiley.
>Feels safe, man
>>684775756
This fat fuck
Yeah unless ISIS kidnapped me and took me to azeroth my buthole is gonna be more stretched that this sloot.
>Watches porn
>Cums
>Stumbles on this thread
>Still hasn't closed porn tab
>Makes screenshot
>>684786921
>doesn't SAO
>makes me a cock gargling faggot
right mate
>>684775756
Eren Jaeger.
Spartacus
>Django
It's looking good boys