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be an hero

>>684774807
No. I want to use a gun.

This way you don't even need a real gun

>Buy an airsoft pistol
>paint the orange shit black
>find cop
>point at cop
>get shot in head
>die

>>684774646
Idk. 5.56 is such a small caliber. I recommend at least a 9mm round.

>>684774879
No. I don't feel like traumatizing some poor fucker.

Plus I want to die in some forest while listening to music on a clear day, not in a dark alley.

Fuck the mess, you will be dead anyway

>>684774646
Wait, you can buy an assault rifle before you can buy a handgun??? America, what the actual fuck?

>>684774646
If you're going to use 5.56 you need to make absolutely sure that you hit your brain stem. You really don't want to live your life as a fucking vegetable. 9mm or .45 is preferable, but if it absolutely must be a 5.56 hit the stem.

>>684774903
5.56 will do way more damage than 9mm. Velocity is extremely high behind the round

>>684774646

no, bullet is too small andd going too fast to do any real damage. will just go through your head and leave an entry and exit hole.

use shotgun

>>684775020
*Semi-automatic rifle. Functions exactly the same as a mini-14 which is classed as a sporter rifle, and yes that law is fucking retarded

9mm with RIP rounds should do the trick please post vid while you do it and auto upload.

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>>684774807
that's expensive, yo. but nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-nTAU3vXzQ

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>>684774646
Huh, you can buy this thing before a handgun? wut

>>684775121
gotcha

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>>684775245
>permaban yourself
Topkek

>>684775020
its cause assault rifles are less easy to conceal then handguns.well, without extensive modification to the barrel and stock and and very short magazine. plus alot of people like to go hunting and younger adults go hunting with family etc. or go shooting paper targets on the range mang.

As probably the only one ever old enough to remember Nam, yes, you can kill yourself with this silly gun. It was a common way to go with GIs. Just Google it.

Simple point and click interface. Temple to temple, and give it a few inches to start. But to be sure, some guys did do it leaning over a pond or swamp to make sure they didn't end up a potato.

>>684775273
It's just a regular rifle, but black

>>684774646
What about deep throating an immersion blender?

>>684775402
That actually makes sense

>>684775273
Welcome to America.

Assault Rifles/Sniper rifles - 18

Handguns - 21

Be black, wave at cop

>>684774646
You should get a bag filled with Coconuts
Run around screaming Aloha Snackbar and
then throw coconuts at someone and run off.

Then Scream for KAWAII

Be black, wave at black

>>684775894
> Aloha Snackbar
KEK

>>684775894
*like*

Use a .22 regular with hollow point (they do exist) in a 10/22 Remington rifle (cheap, easy to find). Shoot through temple angled towards skull on opposite side. Lower velocity rounds will stay inside you skull and bounce around. Big shit like a 5.56 is too fast and likely to go through and make you a vegetable and even more of a burden on society than you already are... Source army fag.

yeah, welcome to America. i live in arizona and we probably have the loosest gun laws here, everyone pretty much packs. or knows someone who does.
>friends who have traded car parts for guns without registering firearm
>friends who sold guns over facebook/craigslist
>buying guns at gun shows straight cash
>go out of city limits and you can shoot your guns on empty land.

also if you're "gifted" a handgun, you can carry it. buddys dad bought my friend a pistol and gifted it to his name at 19. friend openly wore it and cops never hassled him, and if they asked questions he just told the truth and they basically said "okay thanks, on your way then".

i fucking love this state.

>>684776025
Correction I think it might be tiger that makes the 10/22

>>684776025
Correction I think it might be ruger that makes the 10/22

at least shoot up a school before doing it smh

>>684775020
Pistol are concealed weapons I thought most countries made it harder to get pistols over rifles?

>>684776324
In Euro, soon to be just UK again, you have to register a pea shooter. I have a .22 that I didn't have to register, but there are still loads of other regulations.

>>684774646
>I just want to leave a hole.

>>684774646
>>684776569
Nuke yourself, OP

I don't want to blow my head clean off with a shotgun...stop playing so much video games fucking retard, it doesn't work like that IRL.

Clearly the advice in here is, ahem, going in one ear and out the other.

So just buy a boars head and practice on that. See if it gives you the desired results.

>>684775518
>concealable

get a deagle and one click yourself.

>>684774646
Some states won't let you purchase one until you're 21 anyways. My state, Iowa, is one of them. You need a pistol purchasing permit to get one.

>>684774807
Very informatve thanks :3

Just get a drill and drill through your head.

>>684775518
>assault rifle
Have you ever even fired a gun?

>>684776191
No, pretty sure it's tiger

First off don't do it. Second off get some therapy. Yore too young to die. There is a lot more life and happiness could be just around the corner

Dont do it man. You're so fucking young. Go out there get some cocaine and bang some escorts before you at least off yourself.

Life sucks we all have to deal with more or less of the same shit. I know you'll probably ignore this post, but at least you'll have read some of it.

Keep on living.

>>684777037
STOP RUINING THE MOOD FAG

>>684777037
Forgot to add, thirdly I'd recommend using a sawn off 45/70

>>684777054
See >>684777086

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>>684774646
It's a fine choice op, just remember to keep it pointed in a safe direction as 5.56 can easily go through walls and you wouldn't want to hurt anyone else.

If you can lie down on a hill and shoot yourself with the gun facing down to the ground. That way the you can keep others safe and give back to nature as the birds peck out your eyes.

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>>684774646

Listen OP. Before you kill yourself, make sure you listen to some Sigur Ros. Maybe you'll die peacefully listening to icelandic angels.

Dont do it man.

>>684777187
Holy shit I spat all over my monitor.

>>684777187

kek

>>684777187
Cannot stop laughing. Now I am dead. Thank you very much!

An ARs muzzle velocity is so high that if you use it to shoot yourself point blank, there is a very real chance of the bullet itself cauterizing the wound, leaving you with nothing more than severe brain damage.

Don't do it. At least not yet - wait a few years.

You should treat life like a movie. If you've got half way through and it's been a pile of shit so far... It probably isn't going to pick up towards the end!

>>684777667
True, which is why I advised and still do holding it a few inches from the entry point.

>>684776157
Ruger, I got you bro

Just buy a shit load of blow and snort it until you OD and die. You'll go out feeling like a champ

>>684775066
>implying you have a chance at living
That 5.56 round flies at around 3000 fps and doesn't have enough energy to leave the body. .45 will just punch through you because it has too much energy.

>>684775121
This

OP why does it have to be via gun? There are other,cleaner ways to do it

>>684774646
just jerk off till you die

Op I hope you fail and end up as a vegetable for the rest of your life :)

>>684776025
This.
.22 will go on and not come out. Brain=rekt

Just use a 9mm RIP round. It'll fuck your shit up

>>684778201
5.56 rounds are fast as fuck and are more than capable of leaving your head. Such a small round at such a high speed gives greater chance of leaving the victim, OP in this case, with severe but survival brain damage. A 9mm or .45 travels much slower and imparts a lot more kinetic energy into the tissue it travels through, improving the chances that the more important parts of the brain will suffer extreme trauma. In fairness, any of these rounds are most likely going to get the job done but when failure leads to life as a spastic you want to make sure you do it right.

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>>684775121
velocity itsn't always necessarily what makes it do more damage, something heavier going more slowly like 9mm may cause more actual damage because it dumps all of its energy into the target whereas a 5.56 is likely to pass through it and keep going
having said that, pic related shows a pretty big wound cavity from a 5.56
regardless, a large hole in the brain might be a little bit very fatal

>>684775518
>assault rifles/sniper rifles
Go back to talking about your video games, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

>>684777272
do dis OP
shit's pretty dank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUysiCX-XZQ

>>684778602
You are tucking retarded.
5.56 to the head is fatal in something like 90% of the cases whereas all pistol rounds to the head depend on shot placement, and even then there is a 20-30% survival rate.
5.56 induces hydrostatic shock which causes severe brain trauma with the wound, if you don't outright destroy the brain stem or a good portion of the brain.
If you are lucky, and you get shot from the side with the rifle, you might just lose a jaw or nose from a poorly placed shot.

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>>684779652
If a handgun is in direct contact with the skin the muzzle gases will fuck you up a lot and add lots of lovely lethality
sauce: http://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0901502714002628