tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>684774672
This or /thread. I'm 32 btw

>>684774672
I concur

>>684774539
Like any guy wants--what do you look like?

guys always want the same thing in females: cuteness and youth

anything else, like brains, is just icing on the cake

>>684774539
he wants to ravage ur pussy and then he will 100% drop u. u wont get any close to a relationship.
maybe he will share u with his buds in the end lol and ull do it because u want him to like u so much.

>>684774672
I second

>>684774850
>>684774859
So it's just good looks mainly?

>>684774901
I won't let him have sex with me of course. I only do that in serious relationships. That' slutty as fuck.

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>>684774539
> bait

>>684774539
tits or gtfo

>>684774901
this. 30 m, we only go to clubs to refresh our resource pool.

>>684774539
Depends on his history of relationships. I'm around that age but I'm not looking for anything serious because I've already had long serious relationships over the last 15 years and now I'm just looking for a girl to hang out with and mess around a bit without the whole love shit. Basically Netflix and chill

>>684774901
Do I sense an angry white knight?

>>684775179
>2016
>not knowing what white knighting is

top zozzle bro

>>684775142
Well, as I said, he's different. He was only there cause it was his mate's birthday

>>684775155
Hmmm thanks, I'll try to find out more

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more than 5 mins with no tits&timestamp
/thread

>>684775009
>So it's just good looks mainly?
at first, yeah. and that remains important. but if you can hold a conversation and be cool, that goes a long way towards an actual relationship.

>>684774539
tits and timestamp. Also to answer your question. We want a woman that don't complain/whine about trivial stuff, we don't want some needy cunt that are insecure. We want a woman that enjoys the small things in life and are contempt in what she have instead of craving for something better. We also hate woman that thinks romantic comedies are good movies.

This
>>684774539

And profiling averages you should die in a hole sheldon.

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>>684774672
indeed this

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>>684775319
What is it with you guys and the tits? There are literally millions of tits going around the internet at any given point of time, what would make mine so special? If you think every piece of advice or kind thing done for a woman has to be some sort of sexual transaction that you're destined for whores and no decent woman will love you.

>>684775320
I'm at a good start then. He seemed to enjoy talking to me about practically everything. Im just afraid his friend trying to keep him from wanting me... as a "bro code" thing

>>684775587
his friend that likes me*

>>684775587
we dont fucking care about your tits
it's needed as a form of proof
ok maybe we want to fap too but still tits or GTFO

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>>684774539
>late 30s supercute whiteknight anon here

dont bother, OP. males all pretty much suck, and even if you get him to like you he will be annoying.

become a lesbian, feminist, ect.
also tits/timestamp/gtfo

tits and timestamp or gtfo

>>684775278
31/m here
Currently dating
>18 year old
>21 year old
>28 year old

They all know Im dating, so its no big deal, but the reason Im dating the younger girls is because theyre hot and chill. Hot, chill chicks are hard to come by.

If youre hot and chill, fuck him and enjoy it. If you want a relationship, be up front, so he can go find what he wants.

>>684775587
Also you asked for advice - TITS or GTFO is kind of the rule. And youve gotten advice too. Time to pay up.

>>684775688
checkem
also timestamp

>>684775587
im not sure that is "bro code". his friend sounds like a closet faggot who wants to fuck the guy you are into.

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>>684774794

>I'm 32 btw
>notice me senpai

>>684775701
>it's needed as a form of proof
I know guys with bigger tits than most women I know, so it's no real proof lol

>>684775701
That's not really an option for me, I'm straight as a ruler

>>684775708
Hmmm will definitely make that clear then. I'd have thought 30something guys are looking more to settle down than 20 year olds who just wanna have fun.

>>684775978
Oops, first reply meant for >>684775688

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>>684775587
Its all about the timestamp /b/ro.
I have seem enough pixels in my time to detect a photoshop, tits are really beside the point. And I doubt you could even turn me on, no matter what you look like.

so, tits or gtfo

>>684775978
Depends on the guy, but dont be surprised if he just wants you for a little fun.

Lord knows I dont wanna be with the 21 year old forever - shes still hot as fuck and chill as shit to hang out with.

Also tits or GTFO. Youre basically ignoring 4chan rules because youre a cunt. Stop being a cunt.

You asked, you got, now pay/prove

>>684775708
>Also you asked for advice - TITS or GTFO is kind of the rule. And youve gotten advice too. Time to pay up.

There is no reason to pay up after getting advice. There would be a reason to post tits before getting advice, but fucking newfags like you mess everything up and white knight into obvlivion. Fuck you.

>>684775814
I mean, his friend who was persistent in getting my number and hanging out with me. The fact that he's the good friend makes it of course less likely for him to make any move? I made it clear though that I wasn't interested in the persistent one because I was turned off I saw him making out with some random hoe right after

>>684774539

Be interested in something fun. Have a passion for it. Let him know what you're interested in. If he's interested in it too or you can get him interested in it then he'll be interested in you.

You're too young to know this but simply fluttering your eyelashes and laughing at his jokes only works on guys who don't have anyone else interested in them.

Things are very different when it's a buyer's market.

>>684776118
oh, in that case, sounds like the friend wants your ass. avoid him from now on.

>>684775587
You don 't understand .... it's the fucking rules ... these virgins should not be answering any of your questions, until you have abided by them... alas they are weak...

>>684774539
>I am a 22 year old femanon and I have a huge crush on this 31 year old guy I met in a bar last week.
Bar girl.
>I don't usually go to bars because guys I meet are all too drunk and horny, but this one-- We had a great conversation.
Pathetic girl.
>However his friend was very persistent in getting my number, and I gave it as he said he'd invite me out with all of them (with the cute one too)
Easy girl.
>What do mature guys in their 30's want in a girl?
Not you. Except in magazines. Or on porn sites. We love you there.

Tits and GTFO.

>>684776113
>newfags
>been here since 2005
>am 31

comon newfriend roodypoo peanut butter - tits or gtfo only works if the chicks feel at home and constantly berating them doesnt work

Or dont and be a faggot

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>>684775978
well i simplified it a little but if you want the real reason(s) for TITS OR GTFO then here

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>>684775978
>strait as a ruler
on /b/?
No, you're a faggot.
If you don't understand, might as well just take your tits with you and gtfo.

>>684774539
28-year-old male here who recently had a 20-year-old girl claim to fall in love with me and spend months trying to "get me to like her". Here are some tips from the man's perspective in these situations based on my recent experience:

• Having psychologically intimate interactions with others, including younger women, is just fun sometimes for its own sake. It may not have meant to him what it did to you.
• We (men in that late 20s/early 30s age range) cannot feel as deeply as you. This is neurologically true. People your age rely more on their amygdala to process information than we do; at about 25 years old, your brain will stabilize into something like its final form, and much of that heavy lifting will be done from that point onward by your prefrontal cortex. Experiences that may be teeming with significance to you can appear barely above casual to us, even if we may have felt otherwise at your age. Even if you succeed in winning his affections, if he is neurologically normal, he will never care for you as passionately as you do him, even if he may be able to express his affections in more lucid ways.
• Men my age who are able to come off as charming to women your age are generally able to screw younger women when we like if we just want to enough. That's not to say all such men singlemindedly pursue this objective, or even do so frequently or at all — but we could, and he probably realizes this. If you are wanting something really meaningful out of this, seriously step back and ask yourself if you have more to offer him that your body, because he can probably get that anywhere.
• Think back on this "great conversation" you had a bit. Was it great because both of you stimulated each other, or were you merely enchanted by HIS insights and wit? Do you honestly have grounds to suspect he found you half as fascinating as you did him?

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>>684776233
>constantly berating them doesn't work
just gtfo.

What do guys want from girls they pick up in a bar?
I mean are you seriously asking that?

>>684776206
>dat bitterness
>dem logical fallacies

Guys, tits or GFTO is for attention whores. This chick just wants some advice.

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>>684776539
this

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>>684776680
Cringed, kys.

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>>684776680
gtfo, and take OP and the other faggots with you.

>calling all spideys

>>684776539
/thread

>>684776143
>>684776539
Thanks for the solid advice.

>>684776539
I know for sure there is that danger he just wants fun and won't be as intimately interested. But I know I won't give him my body before a relationship anyway, so there's no danger of giving him what he wants (if it's just sex) before I get what I want.

>Do you honestly have grounds to suspect he found you half as fascinating as you did him?
I don't know, but he asked me a lot of questions about my work/ hobbies/ love life. It was pretty insightful and interesting both ways.

>>684777034
>I don't know, but he asked me a lot of questions about my work/ hobbies/ love life. It was pretty insightful and interesting both ways.
Oh, for the love of fucking Christ.

>>684776731
respectable human beings don't "cringe"; they facepalm... faggot.

>>684777034
Some dudes can date a girl for 3-4 months because they know she is holding out on se, and dumps her once they get it. Holding out it not cool.

>>684777115
What? Asking questions indicates interest right? I find the horny ones just flirt without substance.

Very experienced 45 year old male here:
1. Dress Sexy but not slutty
2. Laugh at his jokes
3. be relaxed and easy going
4. Don't get too wasted
5. Give off some signs that you want to know but don't be too obvious, guys like a chase
6. Leave him wanting more, don't give it all up on the first night
7. Don't be too clingy, give him time and space to roam and enjoy being with his friends
8. If his buddy tries to get with you quietly and politely ask him to deal with it

>>684777202
>work/ hobbies/ love life
You can't get more generic. That's not chemistry, that's basic math.

>>684777165
It's just my own thing because I can't get turned on without deep connection and commitment.

>>684777034

(Cont. from >>684776539.)
Things this girl could have done to possibly get me to reciprocate her feelings:

• Assess what she had to offer me aside from readily available young pussy, which the world is full of. Protip: men my age do not, in general, require the same emotional catharsis from a partner that women (and men) your age do. We have been down that whole road of trying to be "understood" and have ten years more bittersweet experience in all of that than you do. Most of us have learned to approach others with some reserve. If we meet a women who brings out those feelings in us, great, but we know better than to seek it from anyone we feel a connection with. We are, at the end of the day, able to live with not having an other who sees into the depths of our hearts and knows all our more intimate secrets. And will be extremely put off if a women your age appears to be explicitly offering herself as such a bastion of emotional support. See also comment on neurological differences in previous post.
• This is honestly the big one: SHOW AN INTEREST IN HIM. This must be a sincere interest that you will either feel or do not. He will know from day one whether you actually like him, or just like the way he makes you feel. You need to know it, too, and not waste his time if it's the latter.

>>684777003
nah there were more posts afterwards faggot

>>684777359
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>684774539
>what do mature guys in their 30's want in a girl?

for her to be young.

better settle down before you get too old

>>684777282

4. Don't get too wasted

This. So much this. Seeing an otherwise attractive and interesting young women turn into an obnoxious, sloppy drunk every time she drinks is a massive turn-off and usually means she's avoiding dealing with something major in her life.

>>684777421
one post... fix ur plural. #rekt

>>684777289
Well, it's a first conversation. How much deeper can you expect?

>>684777282
Thank you.

>>684777469
Isn't it a scientific fact that females generally take longer to develop sexual interest? I read it somewhere.

>>684777510
Haha, thanks, this motivates me

>>684777537
I agree, I've actually witnessed this in one of my friend that really turned off potential boyfriends from pursuing her.

>>684774539
>femanon
tits or GTFO

>>684777676

Women generally know if they want to fuck a guy within the first few moments of meeting him.

>>684777871
better than you have tried.

>>684777676
>Well, it's a first conversation. How much deeper can you expect?
That's just it. You're too excited over a first conversation and gave up your number to his wingman in hopes of getting closer to him. You're making way too much of a bar encounter. If you didn't pull his digits directly, his wingman won't likely be working it in your favor. But we'll take your noodz here as payment for the advice, let's face it... you'd probably end up sending them to him anyway in the long run. Even if it's "not your style". Now tits and GTFO. And I don't mean "or".

>>684777391
Thanks for this. I'm saving this for future reference because I really do prefer older men.

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>>684777676
>scientific fact
probably doesnt mean what you think it does.

>>684777909
Knowing if you would want to is not the same as wanting to immediately. A guy can be sexually attractive but until I get a unique emotional connection I can't actually imagine doing it with him.

>>684778056
and we prefer tits or gtfo

>>684778037
Also, thanks for using herpes-riddled Scarlett Johansson as an OP pic to talk about a relationship struck up in a bar. It's somehow appropriate.

And will you tell all your friends
You've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinking
This all was only wishful thinking

>>684774539
HOW STUPID ARE YOU? TITS OR STFU AND GTFO

>>684778037
I don't think it was his wingman. The guy trying for my number was the first one to talk to me before I met his friends and until I met his friends that's when he offered to get my number just to arrange a hang out with the others. Likely scenario is I'll see all them again with my own friends too rahter than any one-on-one date-setting yet.

Sorry, but girls (and boys) who take nude pics and send them to anyone are stupid as fuck. Posting them on the internet is just another level of moronic.

>>684778143

This is why we generally prefer older women - they're far less neurotic about sex.

>>684778037
i think we're long past that point
OP: gtfo or gtfo

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>>684778435
I don't get it. Guys say they want girls who aren't "easy" and "slutty" but now it's a disadvantage to value sex? I just dont get it.

>>684778230
Well, it catches attention doesn't it?

You're leading a guy on in order to get with his friend. This situation is already fucked and won't end well for either of you. Also post your goddam tits

>>684778368

You sound like the most boring, desperate bitch. You think you're special and won't give up 'the sex' until he's given you what you want?

Try it. Hold out on him and watch him show you no interest ever until your cooch dries up, you can't have kids, and you die a hairy old cat lady.

Fuck you and get off 4chan.

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>>684778451
nm.

>>684778368
GTFO and GTFO

>>684774539
Stop acting like a desperate whore for someone you don't even know.

>>684778598
See:
>>684778535

Either a slut or a prude huh? It's my own personal preference, not to "hold out" on anyone but because I just need a relationship to feel that way. I also know lots of guys with this attitude.

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>ITT the new 4chan community

>>684778535
>Well, it catches attention doesn't it?
And implies you share something with her. Maybe he's dodging a bullet by ignoring you?

>>684778759

>I know a lot of guys with this attitude

>fortykeks.jpg

>>684778848
Lol why so bitter?

Anyway, THANKS FOR THE FREE ADVICE, /b/. Very helpful. :-) I'm out.

>>684778901
Just taking things to their logical conclusion, given that OP isn't very forthcoming with either tits or details. Pretty weak OP, to be honest.

OP, if he was into you, he would have asked for your number himself. He didn't, so he's not interested.

No one will be.

Might be an idea to just off yourself.

>>684778535

Guys don't want women who are easy and slutty with everyone but guys want a woman who'll be easy and slutty with them.

Every woman I've ever been with has turned into a cock-hungry fuckslut when I was in a relationship with them and what's what men want.

If you really can't differentiate between those two things then you should just stick to your own age range.

>>684778961
There she goes, as useless and empty as her vagina. What a waste.

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>>684778598
brb, stroking my pussy

>>684778848
>>684778971
>>684779084
>>684779095
Soooo many bitter virgins detected lololol

>>684774539
Same thing all guys want. Pussy.

>>684779161
/b/ = bitter basement dwelling neck beard cave of virgins
Don't you know that by now?

>>684775587
It came from people claiming to be female just to get attention.

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>>684779161
kys

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>>684779267
completely and totally unlike OP, who is clearly not seeking any sort of attention

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What's with all the fucking legbeards in this thread? Tits and GTFO to the lot of you. Jesus, could you make it more obvious? You're gonna make /b/ look unisex if you keep this shit up.

>>684779529
And the thousands of dickposts on /b/ aren't guys looking for attention.

>>684777034
>But I know I won't give him my body before a relationship anyway,

I'm a 37 year old male and that's a no no to nearly all men.

Nobody in that age range would ever get into a relationship without having sex before. We had it all (good sex, bad sex etc.) and want to know BEFORE we start a relationship if the sex is enjoyable.

You sound like a 14 year old, just forget it!!!

Not someone who uses the term "crush" for starters. He's a grown ass man. Unless you're super hot he probably won't care about you. But I do fully encourage getting the d, OP. You could always baby trap 'em and then it won't even fucking matter what he likes.

>this thread is cancer.

You all know the rules for attention whores, no tits, no advice

>>684774539
>likes a guy
>gives her number to his friend
Good job barslut

This guy gets it

>>684780398
Define attention whore, because if asking for advice or making any kind of thread makes you an attention whore then majority of them are men.

Yeah seriously. What do you even look like, OP? It's a miracle you've gotten this much feedback without exposing yourself. So you know get on that.

>>684780543
Stating sex if it isnt neccessary.
For example op could have said:
What do 30yo men seek in women

>>684780707
And if a guy says

"I'm a 22 year old guy and I have a huge crush on this 31 year old girl"

it's isn't attention whoring?

I believe the emphasis was on the age and the heterosexual situation

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You all faggots are doing is helping a beached whale to not leave for the sea tides

>>684774539
you're an idiot. you come to /b/ and ask what to do? you have the brains of a dead banana obviously. no man deserves such a vacuous moron, not even the stupidest bullethead i've ever met deserves to be saddled with your dumb ass. go jump off a bridge please.

>>684775179
Do I sense a faggot? I buldge in my pants say 'yes'.

>>684780795
but that didn't happen. it's a dumb fuckin girl. what a joke and it's probably a troll anyway. fuck you.

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>>684774859
there is icing?

>>684774539 TITS OR GTFO

>>684781510
oh yeah there is icing. my wife has 42d tits and pulls down 120 grand a year. how's that for icing? i don't work, i jacuzzi until about 2 in the afternoon then i drink the rest of the day away. oh the fucking life i lead.

>>684781981
>42d tits
Man the harpoons

>>684782082
no, you don't understand

this woman drinks with me. she shoots my .44 mag with me. she's like if i was my wife, but i can fuck her. maybe if you grow the hell up, maybe you will understand.

I've scrolled all this way, and am yet to see OP's tits.
All you summerfags need to fuck off back to Red dit.

>>684782082
oh and BTW, fuck you. nobody talks about my wife like that you piece of shit. hahaha internet and all that. suck my dick you fuckin mama's baby faggot living in grandma's basement. 12 year olds can't afford interweb of their own.

>>684782448
>>684782947

>this much butthurt

>>684783484

Also, he hasn't denied she's a fucking fat land mass. If you want to fuck a version of yourself it means you want to fuck dudes you faggot.

>>684778734
this

>>684780044
at least they deliver cockpics when asked

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>>684774901
U mad bruh?
U sound mad.

>>684774539
you want to fuck him or date him?
the first one is easier.
the second one is impossible basing on how uninteresting you seem to be.

>>684775009
You won't let him have sex with you
>/thread fuck off idiot