>>684773471
Fuck a $700,000 hooker or 700,000 $1 hookers.

give me most of it

>>684773471
Gimme 10$ for some food !

>>684773471
kys

>>inb4 nice bait

>>684773578
I'm looking for serious answers like this

Give me $700 so I can pay off my semester and continue college next semester

>>684773744
How does it feel that the other OP is this same guy and he's just playing with your feelings?

>>684773471
Buy ads on 4chan

hit up my paypal [email protected]

Invest it, that's the first rule

>>684773992
In what? Land, realty, stock market, ads on 4chan?

>>684773471
Party hard.
Buy a fast car (can be used aka cheap).
Invest most of the money (hire a bastard who knows stuff).
Do something you always wanted.
Think of a cool get's thread and actually deliver.

>>684773471
>Go to casino
>Play roulette
>Put everything on first dubs itt
Rooooollll

buy a nice piece of real estate. try to generate "passive" income.

>>684773884
I dont feel anything, wasn't even expecting a response. Guess ill just have to work for a while and hopefully start achool again the semester after.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCA0jhVCFTw

>>684774214
Good luck man, I'll be right there with you.

>>684774300
Well i do feel a bit better. Thanks anon.

kill yourself

Get a shit ton of csknives

>>684774082
Yes

Make your house a fucking videogame paradise. A good pc, consoles and a good tv and all that

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>>684773471
>Pay off all your debt
>Do NOT start giving money to any "friends" or family that ask for it
>Buy, in full, in cash, a sub $150,000 fixer house in a decent area to live in/work on
>Set aside 20k for emergency expenses
>Set aside 10k to spend however you want
>Hire a fiduciary to invest the rest

Note: The guy you hire actually being a fiduciary is VERY important, as then he is legally obligated to act in your best interest.

>>684773471
Move to vietnam or brazil. Live like king with cheap women and coke.

Periscope you placing 250k on one color in roulette.

clear my debt? xD

>>684774864
THIS THIS THIS.

Buy all rare nes games, including gold world championship carts and record on YouTube you burning them all

>>684773471

Buy 3-4 Flats or apartments.
Get a rental management group to look after them, including renting them and inspecting them.

Live off the monies, carefree.

$700,000 in a 6 month deposit account.

Even at 4% interest (which would be bullshit) you would get 14k every 6months to live off. pretty fucking sweet.

Give me 200k and I'll record me Fucking Porn stars on 4chan or inviting /b/ros to run a train on them.

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>>684773471
give me a few and turn my life around

>>684773471
>>684773731
Help me provide so I can use the time to set up a CHANnel for /b/ on YouTube.
Can't take 3 months off because need the money but I'm booming with ideas. Fuck hookers bro I'll fix you free hookers!
I'll be live streaming from different cities and go out to show you whats up.

>>684774864
I agree with this one also, but ignore the second advise, all I need is a 2600 to provide for everything for 3months ;)

Lets skype faggot

Hey it's me your brother

Hello, I am a very wealthy Nigerian prince, however my funds have been illegally placed on hold. I need about $700,000 to hire a lawyer to fight this in the court of law. If you help me out I will give you a generous sum of $25,000,000 as a sign of gratitude. thank you.

>go to thailand
>buy a big house by the beach
>employ hookers and security
>???
>post results

>>684778405
allriiiight mister prince, lets do this. what do you need me to do??

>>684779030
Please send the funds to my personal paypal, since my work paypal got frozen as well. The email is as follows: [email protected]
Thank you, I will send you the funds as soon as I get my account again.

>>684778454
>>684778454
>>684778454

thats a good way to fuck yourself. you can never "own" a house in thailand as a foreigner they will take that shit in a heartbeat

>>684773471
Index funds.

>>684779484
done, enjoy sweet prince

>>684773471
if trips send me 10000 usd! TRIPS GET!

>>684773471
these are trips gimme money nowww

>>684773471
trippin bitchess

>>684773471
triplets

>>684773471
trippies coming

>>684779665

Trip 4 Money GET|!

>>684773471
trip-trooper-pooper

>>684779842

Reroll for my damn money!

>>684773471
tricycling on tripple triplet trips

>>684779842

GET!

>>684773471
trrrrrrrrrips

>>684779905

trips or if quads 50000 GET!

>>684773471
learn to invest or hire an investor

seriously, you could potentially set yourself up for LIFE

>>684779938
reroll for this

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$600k in a vanguard managed account and live off the interest.

use the $100k to get your life together

>>684779965

GET

>>684773471
tri-p for you cash for me

>>684777991
This is the most autistic shit I've seen on here in a while.

>>684779999
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKK!

>>684779999
Sorry pal, you called trips not quads. Enjoy your $0.00

>>684779999
finally done it, how we do this now, really need the money remember >>684777991