>>684773182
They're only a dollar a bottle here in Michigan

>>684773292
....I fucking hate you.

I would go and buy myself a lifetime of faygo but it's not like Detroit is a real good tourist location.

Bevmo

Fucking juggalo scum

>>684773416
Oh, sweet. At least I know a place to satisfy my Redpop thirst at.

Still, Cotton Candy seems to be really rare around these parts.

Fago cotton candy soda? This just turned into a best way to fast track to diabetes thread

>>684773562
Nah, I just love soda.

>also I'm a huge fucking Homestuck fag so you can call me a faggot for that if you would like

>>684773614
Faggot

Are you fucking retarded? You can buy cases of their 2 liters on their site. 8 per case.

Literally all you have to do is fucking use Google for half a second.

>>684773603
Don't knock it til you try it.
The cotton candy flavor isn't really overpowering, and it's easy to manage, but after a large sip you still get that 'mmm, cotton candy' feeling.

It's the nectar of the gods.

>>684773685
I'm not paying 50 dollars for shipping, you fucking retard.

If you're "homestuck" you're probably going to waste the 50 bucks on other menial shit, use it to get a case of the horrid ass soda you want to buy you fucking cum muffin.>>684773768

>>684773182
whats your weight, op?. im 115kilo so im not judging

>>684773768 # how much is diabetes worth to you?

>>684773292
I'm in Cleveland... I don't think I've ever tried it, but is it always on the bottom shelf of the cooler regardless of what kind of place you're at? Gas station in the suburbs? Bottom rack. Bodega in the hood? Bottom rack.

>>684773913
>he likes something I don't like so he must live in a degenerate way
Well, can't argue with that.

>>684773922
120 pounds last I checked.
19 btw

>>684773725
Not that guy, but... Eh, it's okay, it honestly just tastes like someone spilled a little candy flavoring in a bottle of cream soda. 6/10

I mainly picked up one of these because they were 99c for a 2 liter and that bottle is A E S T H E T I C

Matataki orange juice from the 1980`s
there was never ever anything finer.

>>684774119
>99c for a 2liter
I want to live in your world

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>>684774041
I don't think I mentioned anyone living in a degenerate manner. Projecting much?

Pay the retarded shipping fee and enjoy your crap beverage you fuck.

>>684774101
really?, wow. are you a grill or did you just get freed from a concentration camp?

>>684773182
How do magnets work?

>>684774324
Ebay's already a better deal. I'm content with getting my occasional faygos every month or so.

Besides, I was only trying to find a place where I could show up and buy it in this state, but it seems like a place like that doesn't exist in these parts.

>>684774375
I'm just a skinny dude.

I eat terribly, and I really should be fat, but I'm not. I only do average exercise (25 pull ups and 20 sit ups a day).

It's kind of unfair, to be honest.

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Possible ylyl material thread fail.
>sad trombone noises

>>684774245
It was in a chain grocery in the midwest. I'm sure you can find like a Walmart Supercenter in driving distance that has them in one of their infinite soda aisles.

>>684774431
The north pole of one magnet attracts the south pole of a second magnet, while the north pole of one magnet repels the other magnet's north pole. So we have the common saying: like poles repel, unlike poles attract. A magnet creates an invisible area of magnetism all around it called a magnetic field.

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>>684773182
>Delicious sugary ooze
>I'm not a Juggalo I just like good sodas
OP trying to be slick.

>>684774665
ya but how?

>>684773410
Dw, it's okay, you are an faygo-t so it's fine

>>684774723
I think ICP is god-awful noise.

I like deep house and shit

>>684773969
20 dollars a bottle, apparently, though not 50 for the shipping of 8...
Strange Jews

>>684774665
Is that God's work or magic?

>>684774810
ICP is god-awful noise. Many other Juggalos will agree with you.

fuckin' americans man

>>684774810
Shaggy and Violent J are actually highly educated and their music is complex.

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itt> amerifats discussing lolly water

jesus you faggots are pathetic, the sooner you guys are nuked the better

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>>684774499
10$ per case of 8 2lt bottles. Plus roughly 53$ of shipping = $ 7.87 per 2lt bottle.

You're saying $ 8-10 per 24oz bottle is better?

So now you're a retard for liking such a shit drink and a retard for thinking like you do.

>>684773182
Well, if you're near the OC, there's a vending machine that sells some at the block in orange. I was surprised to find it there.

>>684774597
>A day
>implying you should workout everyday
>implying 25 is nearly enough to make any difference

>>684775038
Juggalos haven't been a thing for a long time. I haven't even seen a live one in my lifetime.

The only people who have drank Faygo that I know are homestuck cosplayers. A Gamzee cosplayer me and my girlfriend were hanging out with two cons ago gave me a glass of Faygo and I've been hooked ever since.

>>684775079
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>684774731
get yourself a common iron nail
point it towards north
lightly tap it about 1000 times with a hammer
the iron element are slowly restructered and realign themselves with the natural magnetic field which surrounds us
hey presto , you just created a magnet, kiddo.

>>684774995
Level 50 Mage m9

>>684775150
I do it because I like the feeling. I'm not trying to get gains or anything.

FUCK THREE BUCKS FOR A CUP OF COKE

>>684775098
Huh. You're right actually.
Shipping takes a shitload longer though and I am an impatient American

>>684775071
you flyboys crack me up

>>684775259
You like the feeling of literally no excercize?

all I meant really was you need a rest day, like alternate days. That's how you get gains, because yknow muscle tissue; rips, stretches, then repairs stronger. If you don't have a rest day it doesn't matter, you may burn calories but you'll just be skinny.
>mfw should have just called you a penus and moved on

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>>684773182
1 cent each BRUH

>>684775465
Your diabetes can wait three weeks, faggot. Drink other disgusting shit while you wait.

>>684775071
Said no one ever

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>>684773182
Whoops
yeah 1 cent each BRUH

>>684775726
WHERE

>>684775668
kek

>>684773725
Ctton candy is gross though

>>684775668
Why are you so hostile?
Wanna talk about it, champ?

>>684775794
Well, you're gross.
WHAT NOW FAGGOT

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>>684773614
Ayee
Also, have you tried bevmo?

In this Thread: Faggits
Not in this thread: Teeth.

>>684775874
Because I never got a chance to call you a faggot in person, faggot.

>>684775792
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00WVAJEHC/ref=pd_luc_rh_sim_01_02_t_img_lh?ie=UTF8&psc=1

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>>684775923
HoNk :o)

and yeah, another anon told me about it earlier in the thread and I'm definitely gonna check it out.

>>684776084
>>684775792
idk what the FUCK is going on for them to be seeling it so cheap

>>684775901
guess ill go cry then :(

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Best soda ever.

>>684776147
16 dollar shipping.
That's what.

>>684776168
thats really not that much for 30 fucking sodas

>>684776307
Bro those are 24oz bottles

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>>684776093
The one I got it at only had'em in individual glass bottles and in not many flavors though

>>684776390
BRO THATS SUCH A GOOD DEAL STOP BEING A BITCH

>>684776543
>Being this Amerifat

>>684776543
>>684776589
No, dude. They're singular 24oz bottles for 1 cent plus 16 dollar shipping.

You're an idiot if you think that's a good deal. 24oz bottles are rare and not ideal for reasonable consumption.

>>684776879
oh fuck shit sorry my man i thought it was 16 for shipping everything

>>684776961
Probably is, how the hell you gonna not just combine the shipping

77777

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I live in Florida and you can only find Peach, Redpop, Orange, and Cola here. You have to go to Michigan or order online to get the kooky flavors.

And yes I am a Juggalo. I've been lurking /b/ since 2005. I have a job, car, house, and wife, so the whole "anyone who likes ICP is a failure" meme is a huge fail. Their music is just funny to me, I don't believe in the "mythos" or whatever the hell you'd call their gimmick, like some of the more hardcore fans do. And yes there is a lot of drug use and mental illness among Juggalos, this is 100% true.

>>684778050
>I have a job (at walmart),
>a car (ford escort)
> a house (trailer)
>and (ugly) wife
kek

>>684775071
ICP is the bottom of the trash can faggot

>>684775071
They were an inspiration when i was young, now im a multi millionaire. Juggalo fo life bitchboys!

>>684778050
>i'm a Juggalo
>i'm a massive fucking faggot

>>684778526
killyourself

>>684778606
Unlike you, im successful and not skinnyfat

I miss Pepsi Blue, man.
Faygo makes a Candy Apple one thats fucking fantastic. Im also a huge sucker for Rock n Rye.

But alas, nothing beats grape soda, preferrably Crush.

>>684778824
I drank tons of Pepsi blue in highschool.

Blue shock Mountain Dew slurpees were another favorite of mine.
>I kicked soda 5 or 6 years ago and haven't missed it.

>>684779231
I vaguely remember those

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where can i find this in Melbourne? haven't had in years

>>684773182
Sometimes Family Dollar and Dollar Tree have them. Even more rarely you'll see them at Big Lots (used to be Pic n Save till your mom went bankrupt).

>>684773603
Anything is bad if over consumed.
Have some self-control and you can indulge in almost anything!

>>684778323
And yet they are more talented and hold more wealth than you????
Welp, shows that you are the maggot scum under that same trash can then, yes?