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Hey /b/ I'm on kik with a 26 year old. He thinks I'm
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Hey /b/
I'm on kik with a 26 year old.
He thinks I'm a 15 year old girl and is acting really fucking creepy.

How do I fuck with him?
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get cock and face pics.

better yet, a pic with both
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Aquire dick pics
????
Profit
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get him to dunk his dick in shit
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ask for his fb to make sure he is real, send some nudes then claim to be fbi busting him for cp
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>>684772496
Ask, what's that on TV? I want to see
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>>684772496
Dickpick then blackmail
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OP here, I got a picture of him. He keeps asking for pictures of my legs and shit
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>>684772995
Get some pics from google and troll the shit out of this cunt
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>>684772496
Top kek
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Tell him he seems really cool, ask him what car he drives and give him other openings to impress you.
Keep saying shit like omg thats so cool, so mature etc
Posts screens of messages
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Dubs get!
Pull the old tai Lopez routine with him. I can coach you if you need, hosted several threads with wins from impersonating tai Lopez and getting tits and dicks
>get him to admit to know if you are 15
>get him to send dick pics
>get him to say he wants to rape you
>send info to fbi
>screenshot fbi tip info to him
>ruin his pedo life for being an idiot about it
If he gets catfished he deserves it
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>>684772995
Haha what the fuck is that
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>>684772496
amber I swear to god
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>>684773159
Just do it!
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>>684772496
Lmao

>whoops where did this porn come from you better take a look
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Buuumperoony
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>>684772995
send this
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>>684773388
Checked!
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>>684773159
Rolling for this
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Dis gun b gud.
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26??

nigga looks 35 at least
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ask him to put a pencil in his pooper
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>>684772496
>He thinks I'm a 15 year old girl and is acting really fucking creepy.
>He is acting really fucking creepy.
>acting really fucking creepy.
>creepy.

Yea he is the creepy
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some of you fags post some slutty crappy quality pictures, I know you fags have them. Help OP out a bit ffs
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OP here I just sent him a picture of my actual legs lol I think he likes em
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>>684772496
put on wizard hat and robe
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>>684773500
Winner winner chicken do this shit mothafucka
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>>684773554
do you fucking shave your legs OP
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>>684773554

get dick lmao and face in1 pic
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>>684773554
OP is 12
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>>684773554
fucking kek
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>>684773159
rolling fo' this
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>>684773159
Or you could get his fb and make him send you money
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>>684773577
The universe has spoken OP, tai Lopez get
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>>684773677
Dubs!
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>>684772496 (OP)
get dick+face pic

go "hey, do you have fb? Whats your name?"

send dick+facepic to all his friends

post reactions
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>>684773674
even if OP is 12, idc. he delivers
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>>684773535
That's not the proper time to use the reverse quote pyramid anon
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>>684773646
Shaven is haven my friend
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>>684773646
No, my legs are just smooth as shit
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>>684773159
Roll for this
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Ask him what hes doing while hes watching that
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There's been like 5 dubs for tai lopez.
>OP faggot becomes
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Ask him if he has cooties
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>>684773782
Dubs called cunt
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>>684773777
>>684773779
you guys are massive beta fags
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>>684773554
Ask him to send you a pic of him licking his knee.

>Guaranteed face pic

Ask him if its ok, for you being a 15 yo yo look at his pic.

>guaranteed admission he knows you're 15

Ask him what a grown up benis looks like

Send infos to fbi.
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>>684773777
Trips, must be true
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>>684773840
Rolling
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Make him cum in his own mouth. I bet he's the type
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>>684773777
Check'd
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>>684773848
god damn it, you get away with it this time
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>>684773682
Do this OP
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>>684773840
oooo
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>>684773889
Meaning he's a 4chinner?
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>>684772496
That guy looks 46
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>>684773554
Damn OP you got the faggiest legs I've ever seen
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>>684773811
Too much work.. Were all here for a simple goof, not to ruin this poor guy's life.
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>>684773682
You used to be able to make a living doing this shit
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26 year old who gets porn on his TV?! Something's rotten in Denmark.
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>>684773840
I'll roll
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>>684774013
>implying catching a predator isn't the toppestkek
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>>684773733
check em, do this
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>>684773840
Rolling
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Come on op, Tai Lopez already
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>>684773994
no no trips said its ok
>>684773777
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>>684773840
Autobots, roll out
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>>684773840
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>>684773840
rollllll
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OP here send me some boob pics. He gonna do dick and face pic
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>>684773840
We needs this, my precious
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GET THE EXIF DATA FROM HIS PICTURES AND USE IT AS PROOF YOU'RE THE FBI
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op is gone fags
abandon thread
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>>684773840
Get over here
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>>684774256
THIS
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Is it the hairy asscrack gary?
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>>684773840
Fucking rolling for this
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>>684772496
Tell him you go to catholic school and don't understand how sex works because no one ever told you. Ask him to explain the birds and the bees to you.
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/b/ is unrecognisable anymore, nothing is done for the lulz anymore. All you faggots are serious about catching a pedo, I bet you all own le anonymos legon masks
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>>684774198
That was close.
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>>684774013
>simple goof


IT'S JUST A PRANK, BRO!!
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>>684773840
rollin'
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>>684774405

This isn't funny because he's a pedo - it's funny because he's retarded.
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>>684774013
ohh poor ol' pedo...
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>>684773840
Rock n Rolling
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OP ask him what's his opinion on niggers
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>>684773840
Roll for this
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OP here im trying to tai lopez him. Y'all gotta help me
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>>684774405
lol, sick burn, furfag.
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>>684773840
/b/ requires this
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Ok op got raped and is dead now
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>>684774405
fuck off fag
we are anomaly
we are legendary
we dont forbid we dont forget
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>>684774405
This, all i wanted to see was done goofs... But too any White Knight Chris Hansons are in here.
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>>684774405
Its Not about catching and whiteknighting him its about ruining this guys life, i mean he deserves it *tips fedora*
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>>684774013
Fuck you.
He's a fucking pedophile,let's fuck him up!
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>>684773840
Satin summons this roll
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>>684774405
Nah I'd love a funny mask but I just don't like to be a degenerate piece of garbage who advocates pedophilia like you drink bleach and follow it up with a fist full of painkillers slit your wrists light yourself on fire then finally hang yourself and shoot yourself in the head simultaneously you nigger fuck
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DELIVER FUCKING NIGGER, GET A PIC OF HIS ASS WHIT A SHARPIE, TELL THEM YOU WILL SEND A PUSSY PIC IF HE DO THAT
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>>684774629
Rell
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>>684773840
Rollin
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>>684773840
You are whats wrong with the world.
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>>684773840
Lets do it
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>>684774405
> pic of a memerabbit in a warhammer armor
> he thinks he's relevant
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Make he go to jail.
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>>684774677
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>>684774522
>this
If OR faggot wasn't retarded and illiterate he'd see in my OR that I specifically stated the catfish ploy was due to him being stupid enough to fall for it. B isn't garbage bc of "herp derp where's the lulz" it's garbage because idiots like this furry faggot think they own some portion of it and can choose what b does with it's time.
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>>684773840
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>>684774677
And what exactly are you gonna do about it?
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>>684774566
We will help you, but you need to post screenshots so we can actually see whats going on. Show us all the messages.
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>>684774709
oh shit fuck you.
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>>684774635
Wow you are so edgy, don't forget to post on your your Facebook after about how you help anonmose catch a pedo
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>>684774635
What a faggot
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>>684774751
Question is what are you gunna do about it? Drink another mountain dew and grin to yourself?

Fag.
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>>684774566
post fuckin' screenshots then fag
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Sharpie in the pooper required
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>>684774405
texting 15 y/o is not the same as pedo, but this cunts cant tell the difference
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>>684774833
I asked first
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>>684774725
/b/*
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>>684774610
Nah he just a creep... If he was a ped OP would have said he was way younger than just 15.
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>>684774869
THIS
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Delivar OP. I want to see where this goes.
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>>684774924
Ignore you at this point. You provide me with no entertainment, so your useless.
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OP here the site on my phone isn't working and won't let me send pics on the site. Can one of you be my middle man? If so send your kik and I'll add and send you the pics personally to add for me
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>>684774929
kek
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>>684774938
Guess you're right.
For the lulz it is,then.
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>>684774805
I'm edgy that I don't advocate your thoughts of molesting little boys and girls? Oh, (You)..
>>684774819
No u
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>>684775018
I smell bullshit brewin
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>>684775018
gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8
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how did u even meet this guy?
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>>684775099
Lol, now he/she/whothefuckknows is butthurt.
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kill yourself OP
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OP here, not getting a man in jail sorry
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>>684775177
Horribly written.
4/10 would make elderly blink twice.
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Someone make a kik. I promise to dump crap tons of pics
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>>684775177
dat 419 scam doe!
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>>684774929
B*
>for the lulz kek
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>>684775262
pussy
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>>684775262
No, at this point you're wasting our time is what you're doing
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>>684772496
Tell him you'll send nudes and after you send them troll him you called the cops and leave
https://youtu.be/ZY2XH_E-F0I
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SarahParker197 message me someone
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>>684772496

So you're on kik pretending to be a 15 year old girl and he's the creepy one?
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>>684775484
OP stopped delivering
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>>684775484
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>>684775262
He's a pedo and deserves it, your conscience will be fine! Now make your /b/rothers proud and make us laugh at someone's stupidity. Or just be another faggot
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Actual OP here
I have a crap ton of caps of me and dudes convo

The first person to messge my kik

SarahParker197 will get them all so they can post for me. The site on my phon is acting up and wont let me post pics
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>>684774405
Lol buttmad pedo detected
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>>684775187
Found the pedophile in denial
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>>684774725
>OR
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>>684774635
Agreed
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>>684774677
Its more likely that you are.
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>>684776010
I'd rather have you do it though
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