ITT: The protagonist from the last game you played is out to kill you. How long do you have /b/?
>>684738310
...literally joel. im fuged.
>>684738310
Welp shit... Shouldn't have become a lord of cinder.. Ffffff
Nathan Drake.
Sorry guys but India is now declaring war on US
>>684738310
Geralt.
I had a good run but I gotta go sometime
>>684738310
last game played was battleborn
so do i have all 25 of them on me or just whiskey foxtrot?
>>684739018
Well that certainly is gonna be a shitstorm.,
Mad Max.
My car is not prepared.
>>684739232
You get pegged by all of them except for tracer who just faps at you being hogtide and fugged in the a-ass hole.
B J Blascowicz. Whelp
>>684739412
Ik tracer is from overwatch. Both games are shit so deal with it.
Rainbow Six Siege. Literally any of the operators could kick my ass
>>684738310
last game I played was runescape and my character has 99 attack and strength, im fucked lads
CatMario?
How does that work?
My faggot character from Division is gonna kick my ass.
>>684738310
my character in FO4. might be possible if i a a 10 kiloton nuclear payload. seriously, max level character in F04 (max by the number of perks) is insanely difficult to kill, even with low armor. I had the big boy with a mirv attachment and shot it directly at the ground. survived with a few dozen hitpoints.
>>684739848
Death by furry buttstuff.
>>684739206
yup
RIP
Trevor Phillips :(
Frisk
doom marine
guess this is it guys
....I played Doom last.... :-/
>>684740707
Unluggy uce
So I'm going to get whapped around by the Ashen One? Just hurl Sunny-D at him until he goes away.
Mega man
Halo guy is coming to get me...
:c
>>684738310
Dragonborn... Fuck
Oh shit... Link is coming for me, and I don't even have any dungeons for him set up. He's gonna be pissed.
>>684738310
I'm fighting battle toad
>>684739235
nice
The chosen undead - ng+4
Im about to get fucked up the ass sideways
>>684738310
Geralt of Rivia
The guy from adventure capitalist
>>684738310
My character from Battlefield 4; I have all the time in the world
Cloud.
He's a Jedi, and a moralfag.
I think I'm fine.
>>684742043
Do you have any clay pots laying around? Those will keep him occupied
>>684739206
Fuckin same, I had an alright life I guess
Ryu Hayabusa
Im fucked in like 10 secs
The Imperium of Man
I'm clearl- *BLAM*
>>684741420
If you were playing ODST you might stand a chance
Lebron wont get me
>>684738310
Doom (2016)
RIP me right away
Hawke, from Dragon Age.
Marcus Fenix
Im fucked
>>684740652
> frisk
My people of oscure colour
Video games are a waste of time and energy.
Nathan Drake is a fucking psychopath who will kill me without even flinching. He will then kill my family, for just being in the area.
well
I'm ok for a little while.
>>684738310
I'm fucked.
Batman in Arkham Knight.
Well, rest in peace. Im not a criminal though so maybe it'll be quick.
An actual assassin. Fuck me dude
>>684738310
Big Boss/Snake - MGS Peacewalker. Fuck I am.
>>684738310
fuck
Hmm i will be hunted down by a frost death knight, i think it will be a really painful death.
Arkantos
His son Kastor
Ayax
Amanra
Setna
Chiron
Odissey
Reginleif
Eitri
Brokk
King Folstag
Jialong and Shun
Age of Mythology Extended Edition + Tale of the Dragon
Shit
>>684742671
You're right. I don't have much time. I'll go buy some bushes and cheap pots, leave them about, and get out of the country. Preferably the planet.
That nigga kills dragons and shit.
>>684741420
>>684740919
>>684740382
>samefagging this hard
Sarah Kerrigan from StarCraft 2
Fuck
Optimus Prime from Transformers Devastation.
Oh boy..
Big Boss/Snake.
>fuuuuuckkkkk
Just played doom 2. Well so long...
Welkin Gunther from Valkyria Chronicles. Not so sure about this guy.
>>684738310
analrape/10
> The Doom Marine
RIP in Pieces
>>684738310
LEGO Iron Man? I don't know man is he lego sized when he attacks me? Lotta questions here
Is there a protagonist for smash bros?
>>684738310
ARMA 3, so I guess I'm fuggerinoed
>>684743731
Same
>>684738310
Rocket League car
ggez
>>684738310
Dovakiin. I'm gonna get my fucking destroyed.
>>684738310
ftw pic
The last game I played was a flash porn game about a sex slave trapped in a cellar. I win boys.
agent 47... i am memed
Link is coming for me... Well, three of them, anyways. Haha, I'm fucked.
Laura Croft from Tomb Raider
>BRING IT ON GIRLY
Bowser from ssbb. Shiiiiit
>>684745502
same here whoops
>>684745437
Who did you play as?
>>684744573
?????????????
is it cuz we usin emojis? :[
Kindred from League of Legends.. Death itself is hunting me down
Crysis 3...
>>684745890
You're dead
Corvo, I have no fucking chance
>>684739206
same
maybe I just hide
Devil May Cry 3.
Fuck me.
>>684746260
maybe if u played him as a low chaos, he will only choke u out?
Doom marine, rip me
The towers from bloons tower defense. I.... Guess they're stationary? I might actually be okay
>>684738310
>my wife
>uno
i think ive got a pretty good chance, especially once I get her in the full anal nelson.
Kyle Crane (Dying light) ....shit
Doom soldier. With all his guns. Not totally upgraded, but i'm gonna die a bloody mess
>>684746456
Fair enough, i try to knock guys out when i can
>>684746121
No, I can taste your autism.
>>684738310
Edward kenway.
I'm fucking
Aw man im fucked
FUCK ME
>>684738310
fucking synths
Agent 47
>>684739206
yup just played witcher as well. rip me
Oh gawd. My ds3 guy is the Lord of hollows atm. Imma get raped by the might of Londor...
Fortunately after playing Doom I had a couple of freeplays on a pool game, pretty sure I can fuck my own shit up
>>684747027
ok dad. ;(
>X-01 VI power armor
>gatling laser
>maxson companion
myCharacter from 2k16
>cant land a shot from 4 feet away
>misses most layups
Hed probably shoot himself on accident
So is John Madden just gonna punt my head off or something?
Being chased by a scientist with magic and fashion.
Christ.
>>684738310
Just played Doom. I'm fucked
I guess I'm fighting Niko Bellic
last game i played was some crosswords game on android how does that works?
Does this game even have a protagonist?
Well the last game I played that had an actual protagonist was... Hmm
I think Mario so I have a pretty fucking good time to laugh
>>684738310
Dark Souls.
Eh, I could probably take my character.
>>684738310
my character from The Division?
considering how often he fucking dies when confronted with anything that's not and NPC, i'd say i'm good for a while
Venom Snake coming to kill me? I`m beyond fucked.
>>684738310
Im fucked m8
>>684738310
That little freaky girl from candy crush. I'm fucked.
>>684738310
Counting RPGs? The unkindled that just ruined everything in Dark Souls 3. Fuck me.
Not counting RPGs? Michonne from TWD. Fuck. Me.
>>684743294
you'll chase him around a room as he slowly whittles your health down with lame, underpowered magic
So.. I'm Link... From A Link To The Past.
My poor Uncle... :(
the wild hunt
>>684738310
hmm I guess I'm good. unless lionel messi kicks me in the head
Doom guy, from the new Doom game.
I'll just an hero now and save him the trouble and myself a world of pain.
Phoenix Wright. Don't know if I'm fucked or not. I mean. He's done a lot of murder cases.
Issac from Dead Space, not the worst
>>684748638
>sounds like your character is a bitch then if an unarmed gay negro can take him
>>684748638
>>684749237
this is what happens when you don't git gud
Doom guy. Might as well kill myself right now.
Isaac from The Binding of Isaac is going to cry on me
I think i'm pretty fucked...
Myself because fallout 4? How's that work?
lol
>>684743731
Same, except its Doom Guy from Doom 64.
Isaac from Binding of Isaac.
I'm either perfectly fine or completely fucked...Though with my RNG I will stomp him
DOOMGUY! oh shit...
Agent 47, motherfucker probably won't even need any disguises, he'll just walk in my room, snap my neck and leave, well it's been a good life
Im a lucky guy
I think I can take clementine....I think.
>>684749808
You serious? A fucking crying midget? Fuck outta here
>>684738310
>World of Warcraft
So... my level 100 goblin death knight?
fug
>>684744155
Nah, cuz of dubs it'll be fast cuz burst damage.
>>684750104
What if he gets Brimstone/Mom's Knife?
Rainbow Six Siege operatives
>katamari
Guess I'm out of this world!
Looks like I'm facing the Pittsburgh Pirates from The Show 2016.
>>684745117
He gonna fag you to death.
And you deserve it.
Just gotta call the cops my skater from skate 3 ain't got shit on a cop
>>684738310
So global elite smurf well im fucked
>>684748784
Anyone in your house is fucked
>>684751024
jokes on you
My Fallout 4 character? I might live since I play the pass a fist.
>>684738310
>>684751370
Well does cs:go have a protagonist or is it just your character
Well he's currently a self aware blob with no mouth so I think he'll be fine.
Oshit i played sc2. i have the whole zerg against me
>>684738310
person from Bioshock
>depends on how many mutations they have
i'm either going to get shot from 1000+ meters away... Or I will be completely unscratched
>>684751479
>pass a fist
Please tell me that was merely you attempting at a sly remark?
Talion from shadow of mordor
Welp. I'm boned.
I should be fine if i get a gun or stay away from tvs
Tonto . . .on Disney Infinity.
I am not worried at all. What the hell is he going to do? He's about 3 inches tall.
If it was the spirit horse, then I would be worried.
>>684753409
>pass a fist
>pacifist
>they mean the same thing
You're either retarded or a genius.
So should I be expecting an army of Huns to siege my house?
>>684738310
The motherfucking dragonborn.
>>684738310
I will probs kill them a hundred times cos swords ain't gonna do shit against my guns. But no matter how many times I kill them, they will always come back. Eventually they will learn my moveset and I will die.
>>684754378
Just pour water on all the bonfires in the area
>>684738310
Vic II
Declared war on weak Spain, all the superpowers ganged up on me
I paused before they sent troops
>tfw Japan is an island
>>684739018
this was to be expected - or are you new to Civ?
>>684738310
Corvo
well fuck me
>>684748076
>>684738310
I was playing CIV V as Ghandi.
I'm already dead.
Jacket from Hotline Miami. I'm fucked, there's no hope
>>684754177
No, just Attila
>>684755178
I like those odds
Fucking Prophet from Crysis. Goodbye /b/
>>684738310
The Doom marine. God save me
I think I'm ok
Proper fucked?
>>684738310
Farmer dude from Stardew, I think I'll be alright.
>>684738310
Good ol nate. I might be able to survive if i can appeal to his thieving side.
im fucked. She would know exactly how to kill someone and not get caught
Dude, I'm so fucking done. It's not that it'll be quick, it's that if Agent 47 comes for your ass, you WILL die.
The hero of Kvatch.... sheiiiiitt
so unless the rides are out to get me, I think i'm safe...
>>684746413
No. Fuck him bro.
>>684756623
I fucking love Oblivion.
My biggest fear is a 10 year old who has dragons on his belt.
>>684756637
>The ride never ends!
>>684756637
Ohh you poor fool. Don't you know the ride never ends?
>>684738310
I'm fucked
Meh... It'll be a while. He's probably busy collecting nudes.
>>684738310
my custom race of militarist C'thullu death machines from stellaris. i'm prbably dead.
>>684738310
I think I'll die a heretic
My toon from ds3, ...I'm good.
I should be fine. really fine.
>>684757134
>>684757233
Oh Jesus I forgot....
Mr. Bones... pls...
Geralts gonna skin me
>>684758298
Nice knowing you.
>>684744573
Unfortunately thats just the summer kicking in.
>>684738310
Zone-tan.
>she'll kill me eventually when I run out of stamina
>>684738310
>Lego Dimensions
Would it be normal minifig sized minifig trying to kill me or would he be human sized?
>>684738310
>mmo
>>684738310
Yeah im pretty fucked
But how would you defend yourself and try to kill your attacker fam? I know that it would make more sense to run away but how would you go about trying to kill them in our universe and their universe?
>>684738310
Max caufield dunno how
dead.. at least i won't see it coming.
>>684739631
Literally retarded
>>684738310
Pretty OK actually
>Fallout Shelter
>protagonist is Overseer
>aka enourmous fucking faggot
as long as I dont go anywhere near the Vault, or decide to be a raider or some retarded shit, I'm pretty safe.
I was playing Harvest Moon 64 for nostalgia reasons
Pretty sure I can take a simple farmer. The rest of you guys seem to be pretty boned.
>>684758163
It goes up your ass
May be really bad depending on how big you were
Chris Redfield.
>>684746121
Nice photoshop
Oryx
Who's the protagonist of Star Wars Battlefront? death?
Level 6 Richard. I'll be fine.
>>684738310
barechestedness
Naruto am i fucked
>>684743731
Fuck
Fuck me
>>684755895
this is the worst, she'll just rewind till she gets it right
>>684738310
>The highway man, jester, plague Doc, Hellion
Fuck. Me.
I played a byzantine Emperor in ck2...will i be hunted down by greek cataphracts?
>>684765165
Just hop on a train, anon.
>>684765838
Catapults.
ohh boy..
>>684748770
Do you use lethal or non lethal weapons? If lethal, you're dead. If non-lethal, you're going into the sky
>>684749690
Trust no one, not even yourself
>>684738310
counter terrorists win
>>684738310
Last game I played was Stellaris, does that mean that an entire galactic empire is after me or just the ruler (125 yo woman)? I'm either completely fucked or totally fine
>>684739235