Why not fast moving or slowly ramp up the speed

>>684736532
It's a torture device, you want them to suffer.

Mentally and physically.

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>So I just came up with this.

>>684736023
You *just* came up with this hunh?

>>684736785
>>684736762
> Falling for the bait

I saw this shit like 5 years ago you faggot.

>>684736734
I think running would be more stressful, more immediate fear of getting rekt would keep you on edge

What grit though?

>>684736023
>new.png

much new. very pain. wow

>>684736023
Torture devices are so primitive. If I were to torture someone I would feed them lots of psychedelics and induce the worst trip possible. That's real torture.

this website where a large group of faggots, sociopaths and cucks go to jerk off to guys with dicks who look like girls.

they will slowly turn gay but still think they are straight because they like feminine penis.

eventually they will cave and wont be able to find a suitable "girl with a dick" so they settle for a regular dude with a dick and eventually become their sex slave, taking it up the ass every day, choking on cock and guzzling cum more than they breathe.

eventually they will get a deep feeling of regret and disgust and have to go back to the website where it all started to call anyone and everyone they see a "faggot"

>>684737383
Brutal.png

>>684737383
That's already a thing, and it's called reddit

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Pay attention:

>put person on knees
>bend their head backwards
>tie fishing line around their front teeth with head bent as far back as possible
>pull fishing line over front of face, over front of head, down their back and attach it to their balls from behind
>balls are now tightly wound to testicles from behind
>tension
>start power drill
>push towards open mouth wound tightly to their testicles
>force them to close their mouth of out fear
>fishing line pushes into gums/pulls testicles away from penis

beat that.

you cant.

>>684737733

nope its here faggot fuck

>>684736023

You really think someone would die from this? People can walk for days, anon... by the time the person was too tired to literally move, the machine would need new batteries.

Instead of torture machines why not crule and fucked up experiments?
> strap a person to a table and see what happens when you shove a desk lamp light in their face for 3 days straight
>is the human stomach capable of muffling the sound of a wall clock?
>force someone to eat oder ban for a week and see the side effects
>remove the arms from a man and force him to watch porn for 6 hours. Observe his method of masturbation
>what happens if you submerge a person for 5 days in water with only their head above it.

here's a torture device. force OP to be gangraped by 1000 faggots. when OP is tired or wants to die, inject him with adrenaline and make him be a fucktoy for the rest of his life. also dont make OP shower

>>684739267
>is the human stomach capable of muffling the sound of a wall clock?
Kek, genuinely curious though

>>684738496
That's pretty creative, but it's not really effective torture. It's just a really painful, moderately slow death.

>>684736023
die in a dumpster fire, cocksucker!

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>>684736023
I would have something like that but have the air in the room at the very edge of suffication on a person for weeks

>take coffee table
>cut a hole out of the middle of it
>strap person in place on table with hole in front of chest/back
>place a small bamboo plant underneath hole
>Hook up person with an intravenous bag, catheter, and anal catheter
>watch over time as the plant slowly grows up and through person
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>profit

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Wouldn't work op. He can just lay on his side; the grip from the sand paper will keep him rolling. Just a matter of learning to sleep while rolling. Sorry.

>>684741361
this is an old japenese style of torture not even remotely original

>>684736023
being this new

Headphones + duct tape everywhere + rap "music" full blast + IV drip
Leave them stuck for months.

>>684736023
no, he'll start rolling.

>>684736023
you didnt come up with that, but i prefer mental anguish to physical anguish.
strobe lights set to a randomizer
powerranger, naruto and barney themes on shuffle
placed in a small, box with thumbtacks through the floor except for a small space in the middle to place you feet. must hunch over or wallsit. >on wednesday, you allow them to rest in a proper bed with all the amenities they want for 24 hours. gotta do the slow derag. why wednesday? nothing good on tv.

>>684742068
This guy gets it......

lock the person in a room. the room has a quarter of an inch of powerful acid on the floor. that's it.

>>684737024
enventually you will just pass out from exhaustion. this prolongs the exhaustion.

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Make him eat dead baby's for food or he dies.

>>684739107
who the fuck uses batteries in this? there is such a thing as a power outlet.
by the way, new captcha is greatest torture
>click images we ask about until none of this type are left.
>literally clicked last pic like 20 times.

>>684741315
deadpool/10

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>>684742828
beat me to it

>>684742266
eventually, you will fall asleep for a few minutes then get a large chunk of flesh taken out as your roll gets stuck in the edge of the machine and slowly ground away.

>>684743032
still a good idea, but unoriginal.

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>>684739636
>force

>>684743047
Thats why you start rolling in the center of the room.

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>>684744130
every try to do a 72 hour plus gaming marathon? its very difficult to pull off a 5 minute snooze after that much time without a loud ass alarm clock.

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>>684737381
Fucking this. Way to break a person's psyche.

>>684737383
Faggot

>>684736023
You didnt invent it faggot but how you might be able to beat this

stay awake for an entire day
when you're confident you're about to pass out within an hour put your wirst on the edge and force the machine to cut it but just make sure its a deep cut
squeeze your hands so more blood comes out quicker
exhaust all your energy until you black out
hopefully you'll bleed to death in your sleep.

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>>684739267
Basically just stupid stoner thoughts

Why does this actually feel like a quality /b thread?

>>684738496
eh, sounds like an average dentist appointment to me.

>Remember a picture from gurochan I wanted to use as an example
>Try to go to gurochan
>It's fucking gone
Oh god help us.

>>684736023
OP's gateway fantasy was Fluffy Abuse.

>>684741361
how would it force its self into the person

>>684747217
Eh, this is about as close.
>In the original, a girl was buried up to her shoulder with a bowl similiar to pic related
>People were shitting in the big bowl.
>On top of her head was a small barrell that people were pissing in, that way when the barrel fills, she'll get her head showered with piss from that point on anytime someone uses it.
>Eventually the piss and shit will flood up above her mouth.
>The entire time she'll be forced to smell all the disgusting sewage.
>Eventually she'll have to start drinking the piss and swallowing the shit or she'll drown.

>>684747884
if you stuck a potato up your ass and left it there would it sprout?

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>>684748201
Forgot pic.

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>>684738496
Good idea, except that's not how jaws work. The mandible is the only part that moves, so you would have to tie the fishing line to the bottom teeth and have it come under to pull forward.

Being stuck in a room with OP for 10 minutes

>>684739267
I certainly don't want to be this guy's friend

>>684739636
You just described any op's day. Nothing special

Bump, wouldn't like a good thread go to waste.

>>684737383

Faggot.

Imagine a pitch dark room where any sound produces a lot of echo, put someone there and let out water drops periodically

>>684736023
Take off belt and buckle to start scraping the sandpaper eventually ruining part of the flooring. Assumming the sand paper is on a belt of some sort where the same piece continues to come by. Use the belt buckle to one side of the flooring to eventually ruin the sandpaper. Then find a sweet spot and go to sleep.

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>>684736023
>So I just came up with this.
>just came up

Yeah that's why I've seen that so many times and so long ago already

>>684738685
Underage b&

I went to SERE training.. and they played this.. non stop.. like non stop.. NON fucking stop.. even had 2 playing at the same time with a 5 sec delay between them.. fuck this song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glcg95L4JK4

>>684750573
Not many people here know what SERE school is fellow military fag. Semper

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>>684745401
Because you're a newfag

>>684750762
Rah. Just got out couple months ago.

>>684751192
That still counts as new, mate.

>>684751295
What?

>>684748201
fucking faggot thinks this is possible.
so she just makes less of piss/shit volume by eating it. lol so she just pisses/shits it out meraculously outside the bowl, so the water level drops? fucking as BIG of a faggot as OP

>>684739267
> strap a person to a table and see what happens when you shove a desk lamp light in their face for 3 days straight

You mean abacination? Although, I'm not sure if the light would be bright enough.

>>684737383

Cuck

>>684751192
Two tours here. Once they started ready to head to afghanistan i was done. Enjoy civilian life! Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>684750573
Wow that's fucked up. How long did that last?

>>684751526
>Shit and piss goes into bowl
>She swallows it
>Shits/pisses it out in the pit
>More people come and shit and piss

What's the flaw there, o wistful one?

>>684736023

maybe also slowly lower the ceiling? and have the sand paper on the ceiling going in the opposite direction?

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hey guys I got OP beat. BTW I just thought of it.
pic related.
So you nail the hands and legs to the posts and leave them there until they starve to death or you can stab them to speed up the process.
pretty neat huh?

>>684752279

Jesus Christ!

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>>684749993
Ooh horrible scary.

>>684752279
Good lord!

>>684752279
Oh my god!

>>684752279
Ive got to say this would be a holy experience

>>684752279

Seems like a cheap way to kill someone... Why not spend some money and get creative.. What are you jewish?

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>>684752504
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>>684752858
Millions of people were crucified before and after your fuccboi jesus, you buncha wankers.

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>>684742742
fastest way to deal with those is to just to click them randomly, fail, and get a new one that does not do that

>>684742742
Legacy captcha master race!

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>>684736023
>so I just came up with this
>made over 9 years ago
nigga.

>>684753384
I'm a muslim sandnigger, you're wrong as always, wankstain.

>>684736023
wow, you came up with an image i have saved from months ago. pls tell me more!

>>684754606
Newfag

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>>684751526
>>684751943
I know, I know, I'm another Da Vinci.

>>684736023
This reminds me of the long walk by Steven King

>>684736023
So what if there was this really long ladder, like 5000 rung long. So you put it in a long tunnel straight down, and there is nothing at the bottom. So you tell the torturee that his freedom is at the bottom of the ladder, and he climbs down, and nothing, so he has to climb back up to survive.

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>>684752279

I'll see your nails and raise you a lesbian.

>>684740212
The human skin is actually sound proof, anyone who's had an ultrasound knows that the inside of your body is loud as shit

>>684755510
>cant tell if really that stupid and does not understand what an ultrasound is or just bait

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>>684753384

the guy who originally posted it was probably an atheist as well. with "jesus" the spear was used to test if he was really dead, not to kill him faster.

then again, christians ignore that he bled when stabbed with the spear - which means he wasn't dead
>not being dead spoils the whole resurrection thing

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>>684755461
That is cruel and unusual Anon.

>>684756066
So if i shoot you in the head and blow your brains out, then stab you a few minutes later, if you bleed you're still alive? Interesting.

>>684756457

>not understanding how death works

if someone has been dead (as in their heart not beating) for a few minutes, they won't bleed. some blood may seep out, but you're not going to "bleed" because there's no pressure to force blood out
>you don't juice fruit by just slicing it once - you have to squeeze it

>>684755937
Just fucking trust me on this, it's the reason you don't hear everybody's heartbeat, blood flow, breathing, kidneys filling bladders, ect. Even if they aren't loud, they'd still definitely be audible without skin.

>>684756904
i'll take "what is sound" for 100

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>>684756066
lol he didnt even bleed it was just a clear liquid atleast thats what it says in the bible

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>>684757775
"Instead, one of the soldiers pierced His side with a spear, and immediately blood and water flowed out." John 19:34

>blood

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even kids can triforce, you preinfantfag

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>>684756904
idiot

>>684758758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJdJ9e8khA

>>684736023
You didn't come up with this faggot this is a repost. At least come up with your own ideas

wrists tied above and suspended so that they r just barely on their toes, while the ground vigorously shakes so that u can never keep balance

>>684739267
>>remove the arms from a man and force him to watch porn for 6 hours. Observe his method of masturbation
I'm fairly certain he will be concerned with other issues

>>684736023
Here is my idea:
You create a webpage, with ALOT of users.
You promise them, strange, maybe even RANDOM posts.
You make sure that all that is posted is copypasta.

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>>684738496

And you're dying from what? Dehydration?

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>>684758112
And water. His blood had separated into cells and plasma, which happens when you die because of no blood flow. But for some reason you act as if the bible is reliable source of information.
>>684752279
By the way, they didn't starve to death, that can take days to weeks. They suffocated. And to speed up the process, the legs were broken

>>684756126
Anyone have the sauce on this?

>>684756904

What, you never heard a stomach grumble? Or a knuckle crack? Are you actually SmarterChild or something?

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>>684760958
The man is some sort of fitness type, he is listening to a fat cow justify her fatness, and then encourage more to join her.
Try about 13:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6mMpE8AaA0

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>>684736023
>mfw OP didn't come up with this
>mfw I have seen this image before, 11 times as a matter of fact
>mfw OP is a lying faggot
>mfw nobody remembers this on /b/ several times
>mfw everyone on /b/ is a newfag
>mfw nobody knows about Shrek
>mfw maybe if I pretend nobody will notice I'm old
>mfw /b/ is kill

Cool image bro...

>>684736023
this whole thread right down to the comments is like dajavu of like 4 years ago wtf...

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>>684762024

i actually watched the whole video the other day

worth a watch - seems like a pretty good show

and the two fat bitches are as retarded as they seem
>skinny: especially the "well what do you eat?"
>fat: that's a very loaded question, and i don't think you'd ask a skinny person that
>skinny: i'll tell you what i eat
>fat: i'm mostly a vegetarian, i mainly eat salad
epic fucking kek

the bug-eyed chick is married to that-face guy. they're both fitness trainers