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ITT we are the founders of a new country and make new laws for it.

All can make suggestions by starting post with "law:" but only dubs or higher can turn it into law.

Laws can be repealed but only dubs or higher can repeal dubs, trips or higher can repeal trips, quads or higher can repeal quads, etc.
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Only white men can vote and own property.
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Law: All persons surpassing a certain BMI must partake in a mandatory weight-loss program. In that same vein, Tumblr is blocked from national internet severs.
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>>684727843
All Jews are banned and ISIS is recognized as a country
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>>684728361
>>684728405
>>684728415
These
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All niggers must become slaves.
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No racist cumskins allowed
Everyone must upvote this video
youtube.com/watch?v=3R727Ip76p8
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>>684728547
Reroll

Also, Pepe is our national animal
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>>684728655
66 get for veto

also rerolling >>684728405
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Law, men are not allowed out of the house with their penises covered unless the woman who owns them us holding their leash.
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Jesus is replaced by Donald Trump
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>>684728899
Double dubs repeal the law!

Also double dubs get the Reroll passed.
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Op is nationally recognized as gay
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>>684727843
Law: Voting is a 3 hour process, 2 hours and 50 minutes of it is a test.
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>>684728415
>>684728361
Reroll
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Being a cuck is punishable by death, also furries, s/fur, newfags, loli and traps. And we build a wall
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>>684728361
Roll
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>>684729290
>>684729320
Roll
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Guys, we could do this if we really wanted. Seriously how many people do you think you would need to take Iraq? Maybe a half a million at most? We're in a brief point in history where certain countries can still be conquered, we should seriously do it. Take Iraq 2016... Make memes real 2017
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Law Homosexuality is the national anthem.
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Law: Trump is declared the immortal God Emperor. After 1000 years of conquest he must fight the daemons in the warp for eternity.
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>>684728405
Line item veto of BMI requirement.
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>>684728415
Repeal
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Rolling for every law in this thread.
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Law: Hitler will be celebrated daily by burning a jew on the Capitol building lawn.
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>>684729320
Roll
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>>684729669
Reroll
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>>684729669
Rolling for this
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Restore communism and begin to spread it world wide
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Law: shitposting is punishable by death
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>>684729755
Ayy
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>>684729717
Repeal
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>>684729320
Law build that wall
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Judaism is the state religion
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>>684729796
Repeal bad law>>684729796
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Suicide bombers get 47 virgins, but they are all male goats.
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>>684729796
No NO no
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>>684729446
Except what is there in Iraq except for sand and goatfuckers? Let's take over Haiti, the climate's good and it's already populated with construction equipment.
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>>684729755
NOW EVERY LAW SUGGESTED IS A LAW, KEEP SUGGESTING!
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>>684729796
No to this
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>>684730022
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Those labelled "Social Justice Warrior" must fight eachother to the death in a nationally televised event.

The winner becomes Secretary of "Trigger-Nigger" - code for the secret Quinoa flavored frappuccino available at any state-run coffee shop.
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The right to keep and bear arms shall never ever ever be infringed. No legislation may overrule or control this right.
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>>684729796
Restore communism reroll
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Possession of a penis is punishable by death... By snoosnoo!
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>>684730280
Repealed only I'm allowed guns
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You cannot vote in any election while black and/or on welfare
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free rape niggers
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>>684730345
Preemptive repeal
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>>684729992
I'm good with Haiti, now let's meme this shit into reality. SOVEREIGN /B/ 2016
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All are free to do whatever, so long as no life, liberty or property is violated
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>>684730528
ban beastiality
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All music is replaced by Tenacious D and the only movie and show that is allowed to be seen is the pick of destiny, anyone found not in compliance is sentenced to death
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>>684730625
Our flag
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Feminism is the single political party in the one party system.
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>>684727843
We burn the females, but leave the hot ones alone. All men are granted complete authority over their wives, daughters, sisters, strangers, etc. Women may not speak out, disagree, or impeach upon men, or abridge their words in any fashion. In addition women who fail to please their man will be punished with up to 5 years of imprisonment in national prisons. Women are also stripped of voting liberties, as the are better suited for men.
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Apples are the national fruit
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/b/ becomes the National Webpage and Replaces School Teachings with memes
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>>684730732
Reroll
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>>684730773
Fuck that reroll
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All goyim have to follow their Jew overlords loyally
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>>684730732
Repeal this
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>>684730755
REPEAL
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>>684729231
The test is on the platforms of the candidates
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ayy will lmao
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Law:Every newborn shall be named "Newfag" for the first year of its life
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>>684730981
reroll
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>>684730528
>>684730755
rolling for this>>684730756
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No niggers, with the exception of life time indentured servitude
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>>684730755
I'm out this faggot has doomed this country to fail. Also hopefully repeal.
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battle royale is the national sport
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Anime is punishable by death.
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>>684730955
REPEALED WITH SAME DUBS!
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>>684730955
thank you customgrow420
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>>684730736
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>>684730955
you did it
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>>684731100
DOUBLE REPEAL>>684730955
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>>684730773
Still rolling for apples
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>>684731100
we arent doomed.
youre stopped at the border and forced into the sewer as a shit scraper forever
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>>684730732
Repeal
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>>684730773
FUCKING APPLES
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>>684729320
Rollerino
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>>684730755
Reroll 4 permanent reinstatement
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>>684730756
rolling
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>>684730773
I'm same fagging til I get apples
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>>684727843
No bullying :)
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>>684730756
roll
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>>684730204
This
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>>684731533
Fuck off repealed
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>>684731121
roll
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>>684728405
Free speech didn't stand a chance
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>>684731533
repeal
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Anyone who likes traps is sentenced to death
if you repeal you're literally a faggot
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I have a big dick
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Total and complete anarchy, repealing every law in this thread now and hence save the only law of the land ever allowed:
OP is a faggot and banned from the country.
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>>684731533
repeal
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>>684730773
Please just give me apples
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Our national anthem that must be played in its entirety before any state function or sporting event:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
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>>684731533
you shall be repealed.
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>>684731533
Repealed
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>>684731778
rolling trips
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>>684731533
repealed
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>>684731778
Make this an amendment and not just a law also includeds feminazis, fluffies, furries, and pedos
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>>684731870
rolling for apples... as national vegetable
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>>684731533
Bullying is allowed and you'll be executed
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>>684732111
well shit.
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>>684731778
Re roll
fuck traps
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>>684732111
OH SHIT
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>>684731879
Reroll
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>>684732111
Fug
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>>684732111
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>>684731533
This law is untouchable rolling for permanent enforcement
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the national animal is a banana slug
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Niggers get raped.
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>>684730736
TR16 TR16 TR16
Some questions of our new nation...
Currency : GBP
Anthem : ?
Motto : ?
Trade/imports/exports?
Tax laws?
Wolf dogs allowed : yes
Space program :
Nukes :
Primary opponents :
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>>684732233
>>684732111
>>684731778
fuck the police
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>>684731533
this fag shall be stripped of his balls, also repealed
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>>684731879
Rerollll
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>>684732111
Trips confirms, all traps, femnazis, fluffies, furries and pedos are now by law sentenced to death
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>>684731748
>>684730390
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>>684731879
This
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>>684730773
Gimme them apples
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>>684732111
Thank you anon for making my dream possible, I owe you all the heads of fags furries and femnazi's
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Kill all the shmoophs and shmiphers
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>>684731879
This must be law
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>>684732339
>Currency : GBP

Currency: niggers

Space program: kerbal
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>>684731879
Dubs
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>>684731477
Made law.

44 or higher get to repeal >>684731533
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>>684731800
kek
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>>684731533
This law is untouchable. This law is a unalienable right
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Law: National currency is Pepes
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>>684731533
No, fuck you
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>>684732398
reroll
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>>684732339
NO nukes. Motto: no nukes.
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>>684731879
Roll again
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>>684732633
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Law: OP must be less of a faggot
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>>684731879
THIS damnit
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>>684732633
Thanks anon
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>>684732633
I HAVE TOUCHED THE UNTOUCHABLE
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>>684731879
NATIONAL ANTHEM
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>>684727843
Keine juden!
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Women body is never more than 14 year old
Everyone is white
Legal weed and guns
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>>684732111
this country has been made great
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Shotgun is the national gun and car seat
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>>684732606
currency is rare pepes
with feels for change
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>>684732633
thank you
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>>684732904
Rolling
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>>684731879
The song of our people
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>>684732339
Anthem is darude sandstorm
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George is fear
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>>684733077
It is now law
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>>684730773
For the love of fuck, reroll
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>>684733077
Dubs confirms
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>>684732606
mutilate anon and OP
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>>684730773
Retoll
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Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
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>>684730773
Pity roll
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>>684730773
Roll
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We throw potatoes at the ugly sapiens that neighbor our great country
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>>684730773
Please God
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>>684733077
Overridden by >>684733088
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>>684731533
Re-enstating this law. Permanently
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>>684733077
>>684733088
uh oh.
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>>684733405
Reroll
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National animal
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>>684732606
This mayn
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UPDATE: ( not OP but just informing )
Current laws are
1) We burn the females, but leave the hot ones alone. All men are granted complete authority over their wives, daughters, sisters, strangers, etc. Women may not speak out, disagree, or impeach upon men, or abridge their words in any fashion. In addition women who fail to please their man will be punished with up to 5 years of imprisonment in national prisons. Women are also stripped of voting liberties, as the are better suited for men.
2) Anyone who likes traps is sentenced to death law also includeds feminazis, fluffies, furries, and pedos ( TRIPS amendment )
3) Our national anthem that must be played in its entirety before any state function or sporting event:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4
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>>684733405
Rerollerino
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>>684733555
Trips confirms
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national anthem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkza6acIAmo
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Law: Only black people are allowed to be President.
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>>684731879
Desu desu for you for you
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>>684730773
Apples
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The Navy is made entirely of trained dolphins with razor tipped penises
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>>684733752
Repeal
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Law: all new laws and repeals are banned
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>>684733405
Rerolllll
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Hungry
For
Apples
Also Bernie for president
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>>684733555
Ebin!!!!!!
>XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>>684733811
Oh hell yeah!
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>>684731879
Desu anthem for tendies Republic
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>>684731879
Desu roll
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>>684733595
You forgot: Mandatory exercise programs for the obese and blockage of Tumblr from domestic servers.

see >>684728405
and >>684728899
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>>684733811
Repeal apples
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>>684733811
repeal apples ban apples and apple products from the country
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>>684734000
trips confirms
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>>684733333
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>>684733595
Anthem is darude sandstorm, it was rolled
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Anyone who has dubs has to drink semen.
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law: drunk white women for everyone
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>>684734112
Rerolling for no apples
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>>684733595
You forgot right to bear arms
XDDD
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>>684734000
trips kills all fat fucks and turns them into fertalizer
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>>684734000
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>>684727843
Law: anons may only masturbate to photographs of Donald Trump
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>>684733555
AHAHAH
NATIONAL ANIMAL
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>>684734000
This is a permanent amendment now
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All currency will have the phrase Serbian Genocide is Best Genocide on the reverse.
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>>684734000
Thanks Anon,
so

UPDATE: ( not OP but just informing )
Current laws are
1) We burn the females, but leave the hot ones alone. All men are granted complete authority over their wives, daughters, sisters, strangers, etc. Women may not speak out, disagree, or impeach upon men, or abridge their words in any fashion. In addition women who fail to please their man will be punished with up to 5 years of imprisonment in national prisons. Women are also stripped of voting liberties, as the are better suited for men.
2) Anyone who likes traps is sentenced to death law also includeds feminazis, fluffies, furries, and pedos ( TRIPS amendment )
3) Our national is Darude Sandstorm
4) All persons surpassing a certain BMI must partake in a mandatory weight-loss program. In that same vein, Tumblr is blocked from national internet severs.
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Dicks are bad m'kay?
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>>684734344
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>>684730756
Found the neckbeard!
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>>684731879
Roll
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Only homosexuals can hold office
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>>684728655
You didn't put "Law:" before it.

Your post is invalid
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>>684734444
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>>684731879
Show me repeating digits
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Only transsexuals can own feces
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Any anon found in a YLYL thread must be killed.
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>>684733595
You forgot my big dick
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>>684733595
You forgot that our national gun and car seat is shotgun >>684732944
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>>684734444
QUADS SOLIDIY FOREVER

HOLY SHIT OP
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>>684734444
YOU FORGOT THE NATIONAL ANIMAL
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It is mandatory for every single citizen to watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Everyday. From 5 p.m to 10 p.m. And then it is bed time.
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UPDATE: ( not OP but just informing )
Current laws are
1) We burn the females, but leave the hot ones alone. All men are granted complete authority over their wives, daughters, sisters, strangers, etc. Women may not speak out, disagree, or impeach upon men, or abridge their words in any fashion. In addition women who fail to please their man will be punished with up to 5 years of imprisonment in national prisons. Women are also stripped of voting liberties, as the are better suited for men.
2) Anyone who likes traps is sentenced to death law also includeds feminazis, fluffies, furries, and pedos ( TRIPS amendment )
3) Our national is Darude Sandstorm
4) All persons surpassing a certain BMI must partake in a mandatory weight-loss program. In that same vein, Tumblr is blocked from national internet severs.
Due to Quads all entioned laws are permanent and unchangeable unless quads also
5) national animal is now the benis bear ( Trips )
Cant believe i wasted quads
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>>684734758
AND FRUIT
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>>684728612
This
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>>684731879
This is the song damnit
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No bullying again :)
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>>684734824
Fruit was repealed actually
>>684734758
and i can only update so fast
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>>684731879
Desu?
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>>684734783
Rolling for this
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National beverage is horse semen and it must be drunk by all lawmakers at every meal
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>>684731879
Double desu?
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>>684734783
Fuck you, repealed before some asshole rolls to get it in
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>>684734736
Not OP but thanks anon, you're not as big of a faggot as everyone else
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>>684731879
Off by one fuck reroll
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>>684734783
Rolling forever to ban
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Only homosexuals may hold office
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>>684734444
>Quads

THIS IS NOW OUR CONSTITUTION
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>>684731879
This will happen
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>>684735136
No off by two nigger
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Woman are literally paid 79% of what a man makes.

>Pic related
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>>684727843
Law: I have complete control of the media, military, and money of our great nation. Any attempts to violate, veto, or repeal this law via dubs, trips, quads or otherwise will be sent to my place of residence where I will privately conduct sentencing and carrying out of said sentencing.
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>>684731879
REPEATING digits
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Everyone must dress as Hannah Montana for haloween
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We will have our own professional Team Fortress 2 gaming team, all sales of waffles are illegal and punishable of up to 60 years in jail, and we set up a space program.
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>>684731879
What the fuck where are my dubs
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>>684735100
Thank you for your service.
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>>684734809
You forgot this one:
>>684734344
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All signs must be written in all 2697 known human languages
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>>684731879
I should give up but this song is too good
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>>684734444
The Holy Quads of /b/anarnia
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>>684735236
women literally only work 79% of what men work. time off for periods, babies etc.
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>>684735244
Repeal
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Everyone must eat peanut butter twice daily.
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4chan is banned
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Law: all normalfags, the white ones that try to act black and wear hats backwards, must all be lynched.
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>>684735308
Reroll
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>>684731879
Desu sing for you
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>>684735344
No problem brother
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>>684731879
Plox
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>>684735577
VIVA LA REVOLUTION
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>>684735430
This
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>>684733595
I would love to see this dude irl.
>50+ pounds overweight
>bad cheek bones
>small/avg dick
>short
>8 second jiggle time
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