5.5 in? are you fucking kidding me right now, man?

>>684725257
5inches flaccid might be good.
That thing looks about 3 erect.

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Here's another picture of an average dick. This is what girls crave (according to men).

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now that folks is a vegan penis

i think op just wants an excuse to post dick

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This dick is still long, it hurts girls because they don't like getting their cervix stabbed. Sorry ladies.

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>>684725257
Size baiting, race baiting, cuck baiting, cock-cage baiting, its all the same anymore.

>>684726346
GOD DUDE I HATE THESE TYPES OF DICKS that fucking vein is ready to strangle me :c

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rate my above average dick /b/

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This thread makes me happy..

>>684725872
I've never seen anyone make that claim, ever.
I've seen people claim it would be enough though, something that is very different.

many cars can get me to work, even though I crave a more expensive car

>>684725257
That dick is not 5.5 inches though.

>>684725257
tbh big dicks ram my cervix and it hurts like hell
5-7 in is my ideal
but we all know the whole "bigger is better" thing is just a way for men to compete with one another so my opinion is going to be dismissed

geeze, I guess me and the guys at the gym i go to have been blessed, then.

Hey OP, post your dick with timestamp.

>>684727628
hey femanon how about you tits or gtfo

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>>684727854
if you want more proof, I can take a picture of that blue fan with a timestamp

>>684728099
Nice, yeah do it

>>684727938
no u

>>684727628
I'm 7 on the spot, and I've heard the word 'ideal' a lot, I can usually hit cervix if I go adap, but normal fucking is usually just shy

>>684726479
>anymore

Learn English stupid southerner

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this is an average sized penis

>>684725257

>it's white

looks fine to me op

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>>684728212

>>684725257
on the internet anything under 12 inches is considered a micropenis

>>684725257
when I first saw it I swore this was a picture of a dick shopped over someone's thumb, it looked just like part of a hand

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>>684725257

as an average white man whos penis is quite comfortably large i literally have a hard time believing that the average penis is that small

are you sure that penis measures 5.5 and not something like 4?

also i was pretty sure average was around 6

if you have a tiny penis though just kill a nigger a steal his penis, then pay doctors to attach it to you. the world loses a nigger, you get a giant penis, two problems are solved. make sure you are blood type and rh compatible first though

>>684728280
yeah my bf is 7 in and he only hits my cervix at peak erectness, like right before he cums, and only in certain positions where he goes deep

>>684728571
Cool.

So what are you trying to accomplish with this thread?

>>684728099
ugly turtle dick tho

>>684728705
Nice. Hit me up for a double 7 dp haha

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>>684728705

lmao are you the girl on the right in this picture? you must be really long. not like tall but like long

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>>684728715
because it's funny? the only people who don't get upset are the ones with dick bigger than 7.5 inches

>>684725257
If that dick is nearly six inches, mine must be eight or nine.

>>684729122
I don't have one that big and I'm not upset at all. So you're just baiting then?

>>684725257
I always thought my 6.5 wasn't long enough because I've had issues doing doggy before, but every time I see this it reminds me I have it a lot better off than 5.5 inch micro-men.

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>>684729413
you're posting in this thread, you ask for proof that my dick is big, and you're not upset?

>>684728309
whatever dude, language is made up

believing one dialect is right and another is wrong shows how uneducated you really are. fucking pedants.

>>684725257
keep telling yourself that microdick is normal, fag

>>684729122
I would fucking hate to be in her WoW guild. Probably the local flirt who always wants attention, and knows she can get it from the neckbeards in guild chat.

That being said I'd still fuck her. As long as I never had to contact her again. Attention whores are the worst.

>>684729122
I have a 2 inch dick and I'm not even mad bro.

>>684729736
I was just curious. It doesn't look like it's 7.5 inches though.

>>684729810
not realizing OP is making fun of micropenis/being sarcastic (in obvious bait attempt)

>3/10
>got me to reply
ishyab

>>684727938

Hey newfag, how about you learn how "tits or gtfo" works. If some girl posts here looking for attention because she's female then yeah, its time for tits or gtfo. If someone mentions they're female but doesn't throw it around like it makes her better than anyone else, then its NOT time for tits or gtfo.

Lurk moar you fucking faggot.

>>684729063
nope i'm really petite and not a molerat
and what i meant is 7 is the biggest i'll go, anything bigger hits cervix and is really painful

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>>684730069
that's cause it's 5.8 inches thick in the middle. If I had a pencil dick, it would look longer.

>>684730303
you are easy to catch, now i release you tardo

>>684726115
I would do the same given the circumstances.

Average intelligence is an IQ of 105. Would you really be satisfied living with someone with an IQ of 105?

>>684731047
I mean that is the mindset of a lot of women. Unfortunately for them, that tends to cause them to end up alone when they get older.

>>684730515
>5.8" thick in the middle
You must have mammoth hands. Or you just throw out numbers.

>>684729736
Personally I like dicks, and I'm glad he asked. That thing looks fucking fun.

>>684731872
Yeah that was honestly the reason that I asked actually.

>>684731047
At least you're with someone in the 3 digits range.

>>684731732
Hey, I can definitely trust my girth measurement. Length measurement changes a lot depending on where you measure from and so forth. But I can you, my girth is definitely 5.8 inches in the middle just behind the head.

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5 inches reporting in

>>684725872
my dick is similar, my wife is genuinely pretty happy with it. I've always wanted an inch or two more but hey, what guy doesn't unless they have a freakishly long dick already?

Things could be worse.