>>684701150
"If only the person who made this image knows fucking anything about grammar"

>>684701150
"Holy fucking shit."

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>>684701150
th tha thi that's all folks!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9434BoGkNQ

>>684701150
you would be dead in less than a minute most likely, probably more like 15 seconds. so probably "fu-"

gud

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"I don't think I brought enough snacks."

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>>684701150
9gag
and memeful

>>684701150
That's one small step for a man, one giant meteor for mankind.

>>684701150
neat

>>684701150
"Motherfucker..."

Well, that sucks.

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>>684701916

Welp, glad I stole that spacesuit and rocket...

>>684701689
Why do you say that? The earth suddenly not being there might fling the moon out of orbit, but unless you were sent toward the sun that likely wouldn't be an issue for days or weeks. Even then it wouldn't be an issue for a while. Life support available to you would dry up long before anything actually happened to kill you.

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>>684701150

"Houston we have a.... oh wait"

>>684701150
How do you take this helmet off?

>>684701150
Man. This really sucks.

"They found my mixtapes"

>>684701150
oh shit waddup

>>684701150
"What are the fucking odds..."

Well, shit.

Take that Clair! You bitch!

"fuck yea no more debt"

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>Puts in earbuds.

https://youtu.be/52Gg9CqhbP8

>>684701150
rekt

I'd fap in my suit. And note it. I would let anyone who found my remains know that the last act of humanity was to masturbate to the thought of a cartoon horse.

>>684702038
Yeah, because now instead of potentially dying in a matter of moments as the planet breaks apart you'll just run out of air/suffocate/starve.

>>684701150
"well that completely contradicts any knowledge i have of physics so i'm probably halucinating"

>>684701150

"Howitzer"

I wish my waifu could see this.

>>684701150
finaly niggers are gone

God damn it now I can't watch Game of Throne's anymore.

>>684702065

Being flung out of orbit isn't the issue. The Earth is 80 times larger than the Moon and the Earth exploding outwardly would basically pulverize the moon with its planetoid sized shrapnel.

>>684702065
The moon might be destabilized in it's orbit, but unless the earth was literally teleported away, the Earth's gravity would still have effect on the moon. If this would happen, the moon would most likely be thrown off balance but would be ejected from it's orbit.

>>684701150
My asshole itches

''hey Houston you have a problem''

Allah akbar

>>684701150

Dammit, left my porn collection over there

>>684702692
This desu
"finally no more niggers and jews maybe now humanity can advance "

>>684701150
"At least all the niggers died."

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What a horrible shop job

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>>684701150
Holy shit that looks like a buttplug....

>>684701150
well fuck

>>684702753
but it would still take forever for the stuff to get there

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Well, I just saved my wallet from the upcoming steam sale

"MY MASTERPLAN WORKED!!"

>>684701150
"Kek, faggots"

Goddamn. God really hates 9gag.

>>684701150
"Well shit"

>>684701150
"oh fuck no"

>>684701150
Well... Fuck.

>>684701150
"At least the muslims and niggers are gone."

whelp the space station better be ok or im taking his helm off

>>684701150
"Well, shit, what now?"

take a photo ?

well, mars is not far now

>>684703464
You stupid faggot

Well shit.

>>684701150
Escaped just in time.

>>684701150
"OP's a faggot for posting 9fag memes"

"Check em"

An object of that size cant be going that fast, it would need to be ejected from a supernova and then need gravitational slingshot from a few large suns in order to get that much kinetic energy. Even that shit is impossible.

i never fucked whutney and now i never will

>>684701150
After who knows how many alien invasions
Nobody knows it was only I who was capable of such destruction

Get the fuck off of here with that facebook shit you fucking faggot

"gg wp"

>>684701150
it's only half blown off. it's still good! it's still good!

>>684702825
If debris ejects outwards at 20,000 mph (entirely possible), you'd have about 10 seconds, tops.

>>684704675
Its 9gag not facebook
>watermark

>>684704244

Why?

It takes a couple of days to get to the moon. In OP's pick, the earth isn't exploding, it is being impaled. There would be almost no shrapnel effect because there isn't any extra outward force. the earth isn't made of TNT. Earth would probably break apart slowly over centuries if we go by OP's pic. Worst case scenario, you have 15 days before anything bad happens on the moon, and that assumes you pass through the debris cloud caused by the exit wound.

peace boys

>>684704799

at 20000 mph it would take about 10 hours to get to the moon dipshit.

>>684701150

>OMGWTFWHATISHAPPENINGHOLYFUCKINGSHITHOWDOI...FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKWHATAMIGOINGTODONOWFUKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>>684701150
to infinity and beyond!

>>684705027
Ah you're right. My math is off. Now go fuck your mother.

Allahu Ackbar

>>684701150
Oh shit. The internet was there.

>>684704519
Congratioalations , you are stupid

>>684701150
did I turn off the iron this morning

Nothing personnel kids. *tips helmet*

"OP is a faggot"

this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Gg9CqhbP8

That looks like my last cumshot.

>i bet jews are behind this

I would say "What the fuck is that thing that got destroyed, because it was way too fucking close or large to be earth....?"

>>684705254
>math is off
>difference of about 9 hours, 59 minutes, 50 seconds
Little more than just "off", faggot

>>684705432

Amazing!

Ooh rah

I would be happy since im isolated. I hate my life right now. Sure it will get better. But I feel like being by myself and floating through space. Slowly waiting for oxygen supply to run out so I can suffocate. At least I would die in peace and isolation. I hate my life.

"But I'm still a virgin..."

Why are you posting this here faggot.

now I can suck one piroca

>>684701150
"Shit, my porn collection!"

>>684701150
mohammed u crazy

>>684701150
I'd save my breath

>>684701150
Suck it, Nathan

Anyone else hungry? Oh....

"Bet the Mexicans won't be able to jump that"

I'd probably just pull my helmet off and kill myself right there.

>>684701150
" Good thing this isn't an actual landing but instead a set in Burbank. "

>>684701150
Well then more lolis to my collection

>>684705686
Is there a sequel where they both resort to hard core butt fucking when they realize neither of them wants to die virgins?

>>684701293
kek

"ayyy lmao"

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>>684702382
Hello darkness my old friend

>>684701150
There goes the neighbourhood

>>684701150
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

>>684701150
Well shit.

"Madre mía!"

>>684701150
"Well that's not supposed to happen."

All those poiple. All those hamboigahs!

>>684701749
This

"Serves you right for asking for child support"

>>684701150
I guess that solves US foreign policy

>>684702382
spacebros till the food runs out.

>>684701150

mondays are shit

>>684701293
*knew

>>684701150
Well, fuck.

>>684702382
What the fuck happened to Earth?

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of faggots suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

>>684701150
>Guess that TMNT 2 Film by Michael Bay is coming along nicely

YABBA DABBA DOOOOO

>>684701150
https://youtu.be/Tl3euCXhpaQ

"Well shit"

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"Well... I guess that's that."

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I just pictured something like this.

"My girlfriend is dead? This is fucking great"

>>684701150
"Who the fuck put an amerilard flag on my backpack? Fucking burgerlords..."

>SHEEEIIIITTTTTT

"At least I´m jew"

>>684701150
"Git rekt, faggots"

I told them they should've voted for Sanders

thanks obama

"Oh..."
I wouldn't even swear. The "Oh" alone is suffice enough

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>>684701150

Bout damned time God.

>>684701150
well, shit.

>>684701150
I just experienced a hallucination. I have work to do.

>>684701150
Literally every post in this thread is fucking retarded and you should all leave.

>>684702095
keked

Thanks Lori

did i leave the stove on?

>>684701293
knew*

Dat irony.

>>684702081
I don't save pictures that have it even if it made me laugh.

Luckily they usually don't.

>>684710177
As you say something retarded

Why don't you enlighten us by saying something non retarded after looking at that image.

>>684701293
WHAT DİD HE SPELL WRONG THO

>>684701150
"And nothing of value was lost."

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"Hell, it's about time."

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>>684701150

>>684708782
Putin blew it up.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wga5A6R9BJg

>>684701150
>Fuck off space niggers we're full
I'd yell it to the other stars

>>684708341
>implying they didn't make a farm.

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"got what you deserve, cucks"

id kill myself so i could collect my 7,000,000,000 virgins

"My life culminated in a bad creepypasta. I knew that I should have just gotten high instead of going to college."

>>684701150
There would be no words. I'd just be trying to figure out how to fap in a space suit.

Well, at least my firefox autocomplete search will be finally gone

>>684711477
http://beforeitsnews.com/space/2015/01/can-you-get-an-erection-in-space-2487824.html

>>684701150
I have the strangest boner right now

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>>684701150
"Houston, you have a problem."

Then I would sit there with my shit eating grin and contemplate my situation.

>>684711898
Well that's fucking gay. Interesting little article though, thanks.

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Kebab has been removed

"Guess I'm not getting paid."

>>684712556
Based anon brings some perspective to the conversation.

>>684712556
This

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>>684701150

Uh oh Spaghettios!

"Wonder how many times i can masturbate until I run out of oxygen"

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>>684701150

>>684702375
Kek

"Well my browser history is safe I guess."

>>684710605
İNGİLİZCEDE BÜYÜK İ HARFİ OLMAZ AMINA KODUĞUMUN CAHİLİ

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"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville! Welcome to Jackass!"

>>684703464
Not if it was that big. Minutes, maybe even seconds. If the meteor was crashing through earth fast enough to go straight through it, you'd be dead in mere moments.

>>684705817
Actually true. Running out of o2 is euphoric, too much co2 is what causes discomfort. A space suit would scrub co2 long after o2 ran out. Comfy death.

"I feel so lonely, ohh so lonely."

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>>684715400
Well, looks like we have a cockroach on our hands

MARTHA!!

>>684701150
"It worked! It fucking WORKED! They said I was nothing, but look at them now!"