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TIME FOR AN ADVENTURE, COCKSUCKERS

You are in charge of a small nation-state of 1,000,000 citizens. You have your own culture, currency, and language. Suddenly, one day, a boat arrives on your shores. Rumors of strange people leaving the boat arise. Once searched, the boat is found to be empty. It is up to you, as leader, to decide what should be done.

Roll a 2 to decide what happens next in this adventure. A roll of dubs or higher trumps any existing rolls. A roll of dubs can only be further trumped by trips, and so on. Anything goes.
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>>684690759
Burn the fucking boat.
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>>684690990
Kill all female in the state.
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take the boat leave Sweden before its to late.
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Masturbate
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shit on prime minister
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Gas everyone that is not blond and have blue eyes siegl hail
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Nuke own country
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>>684690759
Kill yourself
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man hard to get 2
Make all female sex slaves.
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We need to build a wall
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burn boat
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>>684690759

Eat own feces.
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Arm the refugees
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Build a giant wooden effigy of sonic the hedgehog
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gas the brown peopel
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Grow a lot of weed
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kill yourself
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>>684692019
Rerolling for giant wall
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look for the newcomers and when they're found kill them
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>>684690759
Unite the country Càrbømbia under the banner of national socialism, with the aim of weeding out and exterminating the interlopers from the boat.
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Nuke boat from orbit.
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declare war on all neighbours
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Jump off a cliff
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>>684691934
this
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2's are impossible to get.
Rolling for closing down the game, thread, and country.
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>>684692330

Re roll
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kill all the immigrants
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>>684690759
collect feminists to boat
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>>684692276
Rerolling
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Build troops and searching the land
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Kill all males in the nation. Feminazi power.
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Eliminate all those of Jewish, African, or Asian descent. And then nuke it.
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>>684690759
We obviously start a temple to pray to dat boi on the ship
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>>684690759
Turn your statues facing out to sea, face down as a warning to others not to come here, because smallpox is about to destroy your society and agriculture and cities and leave it an impoverished pike of rocks.

As we now know it happened on Easter Island. Whoopsie.
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>>684690759
open a pub on the boat
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>>684692276
Rolling for this
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>>684692330

Rollerino
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Build a strong economy so the people can prosper.
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Masterbate on boat.
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Realize the boat is being raped by everyone calling it a boat when it clearly wants to be a car.
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hang a few of your citizens next to the boat as a warning
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>>684692599
this make it Hooters
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>>684690759
Attack the boat! If boat victories we regroup to other boat.
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nuke america
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>>684692599
What a wise decision, great leader!
You open up a pub on the empty boat, and use the funds to supplement the national coffers. You're now running a surplus! However, all is not well. Cameras shows strange individuals sneaking in after hours. It is your choice what is to be done, wise leader.

3 decides. Same rules as before.
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>>684692825 reeeeeeee roll
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Kys
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kill everyone without autism
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>>684692936
Attack the boat!
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>>684692997
rolllin again niggg
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>>684690759
Black death, everybody dies, OP commits suicide
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Roll a 2
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Make getting a roll of 2 a federal crime punished by castration.
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>>684692936
Nationwide manhunt to kill the individuals on sight
Then start exporting only gay incest porn
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>>684693167
this
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>>684692936
Attack they boat!
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kill the darkies
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>>684692936
hunt 'em down, cook their meat as 'special lunch menu' for my beloved citizens
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Reroll if I get a 2
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>>684692936
We boat!
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>>684692936
Gas everyone that is not blond and hasblue eyes. Fucking kikes sneking in our pub.
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>>684693298
rerollinho
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cut gloryholes in every wall of the ship, mandate they they be stocked with personnel at all times
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>>684693113
Wise decision leader!
To scare off the intruders, you display your prowess with a few choice corpses! The intruders intrude no more! However, people are slowly become discontent with your rule, as you killed innocent citizens. The choice lies in your hands, leader.

4 decides. Same rules.
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>>684692936
Attacking boat
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let them in as they were your brothers #noborders
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>>684690759
Search the boat!
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cut off their limbs and keep them as sex slaves for immigrants
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>>684693444
spread rumors they were spies of enemy civilization
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>>684693444
Notary boat
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>>684693578
rawl
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>>684693444
Kill boat
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>>684693444
Kill everyone that stands in the gloryes leaders way
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declare that the strange individuals have autism and lynch them
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>>684693764
Winnar
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>>684693444
use the boat to make weapons to exterminate any physically or mentally inferior people
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>>684693764
win
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Tell citizens to engage in Pokemon battles and try to defeat their glorious leader if they have a problem with our running of this gosh damn country
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>>684693764
Unfortunately, the identities of the individuals were unknown. You, however, proudly declare that both the intruders and those hung had autism. The masses are now placated (sick bastards...)! However, conflict is spreading abroad. Two of your allies have attacked each other. The choice is, again, yours, leader.

5 decides. Same rules.
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>>684693444
Sick trips, and since 4 decides and you had four of them you continue in the same manner.
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>>684694283
I am simply your subordinate, leader. I cannot make decisions for our nation.
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>>684694262
declare war on both allies
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>>684694262
New strict laws on violence, introduce curfew
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>>684694262
Slay the whitest Ally. Assuming the darker has some form or rich metal or stone that they may be exploited for.
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>>684694262
Kill alle peopel of your nation who is not blond and blue eyed.
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Send Teddy bears to both allies and say they were from each other, but not to mention it to each other what so ever.
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>>684694262
this is the immigrants fault
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>>684694806
reroll
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>>684694262
invite both allies to a dinner to work things out
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>>684694910
reroll
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>>684694262
nuke both allies to oblivion, blame north korea
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impeach yourself and get on the boat
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>>684694262
ask the leaders of both countries for a threesome
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>>684694262
Kill all females in the nation. Fuck the men.
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>>684694993
reroll
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The strong nation of Càrbømbia waits for the conflict to end then backdoor squad is sent in after they've been weakened. The two neighbouring countries of Pleasedoñotkill and öhèllyes were historically parts of Càrbømbia anyway
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>>684695037
lol roll
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Challenge our allies leaders to a game of wüffleschnüfle and who ever wins the game,wins the war, but if we win, no one wins
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>>684694694
Reroll
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>>684695000
ohhhhh shit
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>>684694262
kill the ethnic minorities
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>>684695037
gay but roll
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>>684695000
The cowards are the survivors, after all. Wise choice, leader!

You are prepared for a long voyage, and have plenty of booze to keep you company.

6 decides. Same rules.
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>>684695266
Glad you've come along, our trustee subordinate
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>>684695266
wait for the mysterious strangers and have a gay orgy
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Sail into the gulag
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>>684695266
Stop rolling your own numbers in dubs and trips. Kill nigger servant who rolls his own numbers in dubs and trips
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>>684695266

order captain to embark on first land he see, then drink myself to sleep
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>>684695507
reroll
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>>684695266
turn boat into a nuclear submarine mid-trip and circle around your own nation, nuke it to oblivion, then surface to rape charred bodies.
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>>684695266
Find refuge along with our best friend, Stalin, then take the secret briefcase you have and have all autists in your nation explode with the force of 1000 keks
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>>684695266
sail to a country where gay marriage is legal so i can finally marry my husbando
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>>684695589
this
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plunder for booty
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>>684695589
kek, reroll
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>>684695626
Winrar
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>>684695502
Reroll
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>>684695626
Congratulations on your marriage, sir! I bought you a toaster as a wedding gift! I hope you make good use of it!

7 decides. Same rules.
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>>684694262
Become nazi and purge all jews blacks and muslims and chinks and poo in loos.
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>>684695802
jump off the boat
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>>684695802
sail back home to investigate the weirdos from the start
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>>684695802
Put toaster in bathtub while husband. Bathes. Flee town, possibly country
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>>684695802
go back to our nation and kill every last person ourself
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>>684695802
wait for husband to take a bath and kill him by throwing toaster in the water because I'm not a faggot
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>>684695963
Reroll
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>>684695963
reroll
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>>684695802
go home and enroll in an election
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>>684696000
winrar
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>>684695802
Burn your husband and then whip[ yourself for hours every night while praying to god for forgiveness for your homosexual mistakes.
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>>684695802
Take boat back to home island, nuke entire country with new fag husband.
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Rekt thread?
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>>684696668
reroll nigar
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>>684696668
this. kek
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>>684696668
rerollll
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Damn OP was so quick to deliver before. He must be writing an epic. I trust in you OP. Also if whatever number I bathe in their blood
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Tie husband to a tree outside and anally rape him to death. Leave the corpse there to rot as a warning against the gay agenda
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>>684696668
rorror
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>>684696668
dzjhksndjrdg
reroll
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>>684696668
fug xd
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>>684696668
yikkidy rollerino
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>>684696668
fuckkkers
roll
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>>684696000
Count trips OP don't be a fag
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Line everyone up and use a magic 8 ball to decide wether or not the people where on the boat. If the ball confirms someone was on the boat, they will then be relocated into an isolated camp away from civilization. If the ball decides someone was not on the boat they will then proceed on with there daily life. If the ball says "ask again later" the person will have to come back the next day until the divine magic 8 ball makes a decision. People can get out of this by paying the government 100,000 niggers. (niggers is the currency of the country). You /b/ros can decide what happens in the camps.
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>>684696000
Uhh...
Alright...

You just committed the genocide of your own people...

Wise...choice...leader?

8 decides. Same rules.
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>>684697329
I had to do something quick. Sorry, leader.
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>>684697378
reroll
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>>684695963
Roll
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>>684697383
commit mass necrophilia
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>>684697460
reroll
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>>684697383
Worth. Establish new country in place of old country
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>>684697504
this.
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>>684697383
doesn't that include you, faggot
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>>684697383
go search for another people to lead
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>>684697383
Find a mole and name it the new leader
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>>684697601
reroll
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>>684697577
>>684697600

Why, yes. I'm a ghost no-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CORPSE YOU SICK FUCK
I mean, wise leader?!

9 decides. same rules.
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>>684697626
rerolling
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>>684697383
smoke a joint and go sailing again
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Proceed to take over entire continent and rename it "4chanland"
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>>684697383
Use the skeletons of the dead people to build a lavish castle for yourself.
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Loot your own homland. Use the wealth to buy a shit load of slaves. But promise them their freedom and future ownership, pyramid scheme style, of future slaves. Buil new empire as such, while simultaneously training and elite force of 100 to be your personal guard
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>>684697939
Winrar
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>>684697768
reborn into body of donald trump
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>>684697768
Kill all fat people in the southern hemisphere
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>>684697939

You...you...monster!

I can't stand for this any longer!

I QUIT.
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>>684697957
Roll
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>>684698112
0 decides. Same rules.
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>>684697957
Reroll
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>>684698112
No build castel ghost fuck.
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>>684698112
if dubs OP doesn't quit
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>>684698195
reincarnate people as skeletons, start a real life clash of clans war with rest of world
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>>684698281
DO IT YOURSELF, "WISE LEADER"

0 still decides. Same rules.
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Make master race with the DNA of the dead peopel.
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>>684698195
Escape from OPs basement. Find and kill once trusted OP because they captured us and disguised them self as us and committed all these crimes. Proceed to feast on bodies flesh
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>>684698195
go to find nearest civilization
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>>684697957
Rolling this
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>>684698465
reroll
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>>684698502
Reroll
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>>684698465
reroll.
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>>684698409

We shall rise, wise leader

3 decides
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>>684698666
Devil trips have spoken
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>>684698736
Mount undead army. Conquer new land, and have a son with their princess
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>>684698666
>>684698736
THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE FAGGOT

FINE. I WON'T QUIT.

Ahem. Your master race has arisen.

1 decides. Same rules.
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>>684698736
Innvade your next door countrys with skeleton army.
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>>684698736
fake
>>684699034
take over ally countries
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>>684699034
Kill whitest neighbor country
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>>684699034
start a band with the skeletons and play xylophone on one of their ribs
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>>684699034
I fly into the sky and make the sex towards the moon's butthole.
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>>684699034
declare war on nearest island
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Innvade all the lesser nation and kill all the non master race.
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>>684699484
reroll
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>>684699484
rerollioni
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Fuck it. Kill self /thread.
Then necromance raise self as God Pope. Raise all dead. Rule world. Get overthrown by Space Ghost
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>>684699517
reroll
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>>684699577
I win, you fags.
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>>684699034
Turn new master race into court jesters with deadly ninja skills and plan to take over the world
Nei
The universe
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Win the game
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Put all niggers on the boat and push it in the opposite direction of nation
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>>684699735
Roll
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>>684699577

Congratulations. You've probably gone where no man has gone before. Yaaaaay...

2 decides. Same rules
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>>684699735
Rukk
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Give everyone in the world free dildos based on Mike Tysons dick
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take over the universe with master race.
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>>684699590
Roll
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>>684699940
Ching hing ching hong hnya? Ling ping hyong deng shling shlong long dong
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>>684699940
destroy the moon
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Feel like this thread turned out differently than OP wanted. Sorry OP
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>>684699940
I cheat moon on sun with large peniballs of mine.
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take over the world with master race.
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>>684700385
re roll
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OP just restart this shit
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>>684700032

You get a Mike Tyson dick. You get a Mike Tyson dick. EVERYONE GETS A MIKE TYSON DICK.

3 decides. Same rules
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>>684700245
There's always gonna be wildcards dude of course it went differently than his expecations
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>>684700589

It's just degraded into nothingness. Someone else take over. I'm sick of this shit
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>>684700690
I brutally rape you with said Mike Tyson cock.
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>>684700690
>>684700234
Roll
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>>684700869
reroll
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>>684700690

cut all taxes.
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>>684700869
roll
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>>684700869
role
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>>684700690
start the new reich Heil Mich.
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>>684700690
win the game. Proceed to end life by skydiving with no parachute, proclaim OP as sole successor. THE END
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>>684700944

The country's gone bankrupt, you know?

4 decides. Same rules.
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>>684700869
roll
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>>684700869
rolloll
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>>684701200
Kill ourselves sudoku style.
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>>684699590
Rull
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>>684701200
Raise taxes 100% on autists and raise 90% on non-autistic civilians
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>>684701200
Cut federal government programs
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