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>>684689276
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAH ACKBAR!

Zits from battletoads

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>>684689276
I win faggot

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Janeway was much better of a leader

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>>684689730

He said fictional

pic related

>>684689774
You done goofed

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>>684689276
/thread

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>>684689276
I'll take it from here, Picard.

>>684689867
jesus was a real guy

Sisko was way more of a badass.

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>>684689276
good ol J.S. united a galaxy, started a new age. even pulled the jesus trick.

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I mean, even amongst fictional space captains it's hard to beat Horatio Nelson In Space

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>>684690130
>>684690267

You are my niggas.

>>684690157
All the believing and faith in the world won't make mythologic beings real faggot.

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>>684689276

>>684690267
you forget made it with a hot alien babe.

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Cotton Hill

>>684689276
who even cares about star trek anymore?
the effects are terrible and it's just outdated as hell

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>>684691102
its just got summer in here.

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>>684691102
>who even cares about star trek anymore?

Hello newfriend

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a true leader

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>>684689276
Captain's log:

This man, right here.
>Oh shit an enemy
>Transforms the SPF-1
>Whew, only 58,232 people were sucked out of space this time

>>684691207
>>684691266
it's just a terrible show, i look at star trek people like bronys or the doctor who people
we have good technology to create good shows with good CGI, why not do that instead?

>>684690524
There where people who lived the same time as Jesus who wrote about him like the historian Josephus.

>>684690295
No, it's not. Thomas Theisman.

Nigger faggot. Possibly Amos Parnell. That nigger was on fire.

>>684691735
>>684691102

>exposed as a child
>better become a troll to cover up

i wish i was 11 again.

>>684691735
Because effects are what makes for a good show.
I bet you think the transformers franchise is top tier entertainment.
I could give 2 Shits about special effects. Quality character development and a thought provoking story trump effects any day you plebian waste of space.

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>>684691768
>There where people who lived the same time as Jesus who wrote about him like the historian Josephus

If you keep repeating a lie, maybe dumb fucks like you will believe it. By one scholars count, 47 Christian apologists had access to Josephus's works before Eusibius magically discovered the passages that he happened to interpolate into the text.

>>684692068
aw you can't come up with a counter argument?

>to be fair i didn't watch the whole series, but i liked the red captain when he was in lord of the rings

>>684692321
effects doesn't aoutomaticly make a good show, no, but star trek is so old now i feel it's more tolerated than liked

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>>684689276
Whilst Picard was fucking about on the Enterprise, Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker was holding the Galactic Empire together and became one of/if not the best Jedi-killer of all time.

>>684691768
Bull shit. There isn't a single account of Jesus from the Roman empire which actually kept good records. All accounts of Jesus were written centuries after the oral myths, ask accounts are contradictory, no accounts contain independently verifiable evidence. And no independent evidence has surfaced to confirm that Jesus was even a single man who existed let alone a god.

You're being lied too by people who want the power of the pulpit and wealth of the tithe you fool.

>>684691735
Bruh the show was low-budget even in its time.
People don't watch it for the CGI. People watch it for the Shakespearian actors thinking and arguing through high-concept problems of politics and morality in space.

You'll appreciate that when your balls drop and you get tired of watching yet another CG gasoline fire pretending to be an explosion.

>>684693063
do you hear yourself?
politics in space?
just show me some fucking space battles and lasers, that is what should be shown on a space show

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>>684691207
>may 16

hate to break it to you but schools are already getting out for the summer.

And i'm not a summerfag, i've been here since spring break

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>>684693274
Battles of any sort are trite and boring if there's no stakes behind them, no reason to care about what is being exploded and why.
Without the politics and associated drama you might as well just be watching an animated .gif on an infinite loop, because nothing's fucking happening.

>>684692838
It's a classic.
I bet you also think Shakespeare and Homer and the Iliad ate old and tolerated too.
You're lack of sophistication is showing. Just so embarrassing yourself and do the world a favor and an hero.

>>684693850
any battle is basicly good vs. evil, we don't need a fucking 26 episode build up

>>684689774
Janeway was a authoritarian, didnt't listen much to her crew cause she was too much of a Mary Sue.
Janeway is the worst Sta Trek captain with Jonathan fucking Archer.

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>>684693502
your prose is of an interesting and insightful nature

Paul Muad'Dib, he ain't got time for this cute shit

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>>684689276
Engage

>>684694218
Dichotomies are bull shit illusions. Real drama is filed with moral dilemma and a blurring of the lines between good and evil.
You don't like star trek because you're to simple minded to understand it.
It's ok. That's what the reboot movies are for. Hollywood caters to your simple, low brow, bull shit. Why even bother with coming up with new franchises at this point, lets just reboot everything with less depth and more pew pew.

>>684694218
Aside from being outright wrong, that's also reductionist in the extreme and therefore meaningless.

>>684693274
https://youtu.be/lPkoqH2iQIQ
This sums up science fiction.

>>684689276
Sacré Jean Luc
the only Frenchman who speaks like an English tourist
the episode when he comes back to see his brother is fucking hilarious
In the 24th century people in rural France won't speak English

>>684694729
didn't watch the new movies

>>684694899
i'm not gonna watch that bruh

>>684689867
Jesus was real, most likely a cult leader, who existed in a time when that shit could spread. Stop being do fucking edgy, you wonder why people hate athiests

>>684695032
well they won't speak french either cause it will be a dead language by then.

>>684692475
>>684692884
I've never understood why atheist neckbeards get butthurt about Jesus being an historical figure like any other.
When ever historians bring him up they always point out they are talking about the historical Jesus and not the biblical Jesus.

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Here. I'll just fix your opinion for you.

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>>684695277
>dont believe in jesus
>must be atheist

You want to win a war? You get Kirk.
You want to negotiate peace? You get Picard.
You want to police a demilitarized zone? You get Sisko.
You want a coffee, no cream, two sugars? You get Janeway.

>>684695032
People 500 years ago didn't speak French or English either, not as we know them.

>>684695584
Faggot

Mua-Dib

>>684695228
It's literally a 24 sec clip where the dialog in question only last 20 sec and you are too lazy to watch it?

Says a lot about you, jabroni.

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>>684690130
>>684690267
i love bab5 but i would still have 2 pick picard, john would be a close second

>>684695277
I have a master's degree in religious studies. Jesus, as described in the bible, wasn't real. Our best understanding is there may or may not have been a man named Jesus, but the Christian account of Jesus is a collection of embellished stories about at least 5 different men who took part of a rebellion against the Jewish establishment corrupted by roam combined into one and then mixed with other local urban legends and folk tails, then rewritten to serve different purposes for different populations in different books. Then collected, edited, and merged with roman mythology.
You sir, are an idiot apologist

>>684695584
I never got the appeal of this show. I tried as I loved Buffy but damn, it was blah.

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>>684689276
A mightier captain never there has been,.

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Good news everyone

>>684695988
To be fair, not too many people can compete with a Supreme Being.

Also, you should have said Gureny Hallack, for the lulz.

>>684695583
Because he isn't a historical figure. He's just not. There are no historical accounts of him. All accounts are biblical. I'm not an atheist, but I earn my living as a religious scholar.

>>684696390
Start with season 3

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You're telling me star trek is about grey morality?

I feel sorry for you. Go and do yourself some good watching Battlestar.

>>684696093
"if our ancestors would have known one day bureaucrats would be running things they woulda stayed up in the trees and written evolution off as a bad idea." - J.S.

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>>684695277
>most likely a cult leader, who existed in a time when that shit could spread

you are thinking of muhammad

also this>>684696301
There is no historical evidence that jesus ever existed.