Thread cont. >>684665962
Go to Chevrolet's Live Chat and ask to speak with Elisha, then tell her you love her.
Post results.
>>684686700
How about you faggots post a link this time
>>684686957
Just google it. Stop being so useless. Literally first link on google.
Google chevy live chat
then scroll down
select shopping for a new car
isnt elisha a guys name?
Elijah? Yes. Elisha? No.
>>684686700
nigga they wont even let me chat anymore, it takes forever for an agent to show up, and when they do, they kick me right away
>>684687437
Agreed, we need to start on a new company
Wont take my chat my name is Jimmy Russland
>>684687437
It's what happens when they get spammed with "NIGGER xDDDDDDDD"
They DC if you say almost anything now
>>684687585
Fiat.
BMW next?
>>684688608
>>684688608
bmw doesnt have a good live chat
fiat is better
its an autism car
>>684688579
jej
heres some more cancer
fiat doesnt have an agent
>>684688446
Don't go to the new car option, try the other ones.
>>684686700
From previous
Try Ford
>>684689305
> the chat potion
wtf ?
Hey guys if this doesnt work we can go raid AT&T's customer support chatline
LEt me try volvo
>>684688579
She's resilient! I like Laura.
>>684689305
fucking kek anon
>>684689983
>Just send the bill to my gravestone
Sides fucking obliterated
>>684688579
Lol
>>684689983
KEK
>>684689983
elisha was salty but i suspect you're making laura's day; she's so fed up with all the usual complaining bullshit but this is novel
>>684690587
>her name is Faye
>not roleplaying as Spike
Dun goof'd
>>684690798
dont even get the context
>>684689983
LMAO
>>684690889
You mean there's someone on 4chan who has not seen Cowboy Bebop?
>>684691060
yes
>>684691151
>>684691060
How rude
Barack will be angry after reading what they did to me! :(
>>684691561
I lost. Thank you anon.
>>684689983
Did we lose Laura?
>>684691655
I think you're overestimating how funny you are dude, this is shit-tier humor
I was acualy interested
>>684691981
We lost her.
My question was "Which car comes standard with heated seats"
shes totally oblivious to the jew jokes lol
>>684692461
You're not funny man. Come up with something good instead of some stale pasta.
>>684692824
Welcome, oldfag. I can see you know the lingo, that means you're an oldfag. kek. This is really funny, kek. My sides are in orbit.
>>684692910
>>684686700
She does not respect the needs of the Islamic State!
>>684693353
>>684693353
this is pretty funny, i admit
>>684693353
I've got faye atm
>>684693410
kek
my upload speed is literally ass. can't upload shit.
well damn
>>684692824
Holy fuck this was terrible.
>>684694119
like in a good or bad way?
i think the latter
>>684693798
kekle
>>684693798
kek
heres some names
Long dong
ho lee fuk
phuc dat bich
bang ding ow
wei tu lo
bang wang
>>684686700
They might send a patrol to your address if you get aggressive,too many complaints. She'll say you were verbally raping her or something
I can't even get a fucking agent.
http://imgur.com/0ZJIVSP
i cant fucking upload anywhere else
>>684694935
this your first time? prob an ip ban if it isnt
>>684688446
Those chats are a person submitting automated responses anyways. How the duck is asking what car shed get being abusive. Those pipeline Charlie people are too god damn senator. I was talking to this retard and told her how terrible at her job she was. She hung up. I lulled.
>>684695078
Isn't my first time.
>>684694762
V P N
P
N
>>684695151
shit luck or there all tied up because our bs what name are you using?
>>684695027
nice lol
>>684695335
yee i use tor, and fuck around with them
>>684695008
my sides
>>684695008
So we're just done being funny then?
>>684695431
I don't use TOR.
They can come crashing down that poor guy's door in Brazil if they want. I won't be there.
>>684695653
you don't use people's IPs in tor, you use their machines...
>>684695382
I meant it is my first time kek. I tried Paul Walker
>>684695622
i thought it was funny
>>684695737
kekkitykike
>>684693798
hahahaha
I get into a chat the faggot assister disconnected me for no reason.
my upload speed is literally ass. posting the next one in imgur too, sorry.
Somebody post something good pls
>>684688579
top kek
http://imgur.com/2oiCMFE
fuck my upload speed dude..
>>684697080
no shit i could probably hook you up with better internet, my dad works for verizon, i can give you his #
>>684697247
my uncle works for nintendo
>>684697350
Best name ever
This is gold
>>684697247
1/2
2/2
>>684697399
smol pterodactyl
worked like a charm thx op
>>684697580
> but youre a woman
kek
>>684688874
>>684697580
>>684697580
One more
literally upload failed every time i tried, i can upload: >>684697976
>>684697489
but i can't upload the fucking screenshots, wtf??
>>684690798
kek
>>684698058
oh no, not the IP address
>>684693798
huehuehuehue
Elisha is a cunt
>>684694740
Don keedick
>>684693798
omg i lol'd
>>684692007
Seconded. Had such high hopes coming in here and only Laura delivered.
>>684686700
everytime i fill in the shit it won't let me type anything WTF help
Why Whitney
>>684688579
My sides
>>684692641
9114life
Kek
>>684700631
That bitch
I didn't make it very far with my name...
>>684701561
>>684701561
>>684688446
Empty threats......oh nooooooo!
>>684701561
It seems like Laura is getting all the shit
>>684689983
"Sometimes it feels like my brain is leaving my body."
LOL. Awesomesauce
ITT TLDR:
hindus dindu nuffin but get trolled by white people when they're at techsupport working for a white people company. we're literally paying them to get trolled for our entertainment. success.
>>684702970
>LOL
>Awesomesauce
I tried
>>684704773
>lower temperature adjuster
>fit screen
>undercover
Ffs
>>684697350
Chat potion?
>>684704773
KEK
>>684704972
Probaly playing MC
-anyone got D'Quisha?
Elisha's a cunt.
>>684689305
dying
>>684704773
>Quhite Kightson
Found the White Night
>>684705356
-Knight
>>684705068
Damn, got me
That wasn't even satisfying.
>>684686700
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.
Katherine:6:25:56 PM
Thank you for contacting Chevrolet Customer Assistance, John! My name is Katherine, how can I assist you today?
John biccle:6:26:06 PM
Hi can i talk to Elisha?
Katherine:6:27:32 PM
I do apologize they are busy right now. Is there anything I can assist you with today
John biccle:6:27:35 PM
hello?
Katherine:6:27:45 PM
Yes I am still here.
John biccle:6:27:53 PM
ok sorry i can talk to you about i just know her
Katherine:6:29:59 PM
ok
John biccle:6:30:20 PM
anyway i was driving down my street and then i hear this calging in my trunk i go back there and i see a suitcase I had just driven it off the lot and when i opened the case it was full of served penises i am very angry.
Anyone know how to get a proxy or something? I wanna be able to keep doing this if I get IP banned.
>>684706865
We've been doing this all day. I don't think they're IP banning people.
>>684694740
Anita Dikenme
>>684691060
I don't watch Vietnamese cartoons
>>684706865
You have to buy a proxy from Chan.
Enter #Proxy
First Name Last Name MI
Billing address
CC#
Exp date
Security code
Couldn't even get my foot in the door :/
>>684707000
Some people's chat's say they're logging and reporting the IP addresses to their supervisor. What would they even do with them lol? Report them to the police?
>>684707498
>pink theme
get out you fuckin fairy faggot
>>684707507
Intimidation. Same thing happened the first time we did this like a year ago, nobody got in trouble.
>>684707612
'Fairy faggot'
kill me
>>684689305
OMG lmao
>>684707865
/b/ is forever stuck in the 00's
Can someone please try to type all the lyrics to the price of bell air without the operator noticing
#Proxy
Mitchell Oliver J
12626 S 72nd Ave
4342 5739 5648 9142
08/17
161
>>684707413
Do i just enter the information in this thread?
>>684707904
>buy my mixtape
>Haha ok.
You literally got ignored by a fucking live chat agent.
>>684688579
now that's fucked up lol
>>684708154
Rekt. And thanks for your cc info btw, imma get that new laptop i've been waiting for.
>>684708156
Yeah, it worked for me
I challenge you anons to try and type all the lyrics to fresh prince without the operatior noticing
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.
Matthew:6:43:07 PM
Hello Thank you for chatting with Chevrolet. My name is Matt. How can I assist you today?.
GasThem 1488:6:44:18 PM
hello matt, i have a question
Matthew:6:45:38 PM
Thank you for your interest in Chevrolet! What can I answer for you today?
GasThem 1488:6:47:44 PM
you tryna hear some heat?
You have been disconnected from the chat session. If you require further assistance, please start another chat session.
>>684708569
Ok, hold on. brb. I have to get my card.
>>684692724
Are you slow.
>>684695122
>Those chats are a person submitting automated responses anyways. How the duck is asking what car shed get being abusive. Those pipeline Charlie people are too god damn senator. I was talking to this retard and told her how terrible at her job she was. She hung up. I lulled.
>how the duck
>pipeline Charlie people
>too god damn senator
>I lulled
>sent from iPhone
>>684686700
>>684707413
#Proxy
David Livingston W
1701 Spring Valley Dr, Sumter, SC 29154
4000 2200 6734 7918
08/19
733
>>684688579
Actually had a hearty kek from this one, didn't see the name you used til after I read it all. I spit beer all over my bathroom floor.
>>684708627
Going in
This was a legitimate question, these fuckers all need to be fired.
>>684710019
>windows 98 in 2016
>>684710409
thats windows xp fucker
>>684710595
That's not HIPPA compliant bitch
>>684695934
Yeah, but you're autistic.
>>684710595
no it isn't dumb faggot
>>684710409
See
>>684710595
Every PC I own is running XP.
>>684710965
why tho
Kek
>>684710965
xp is nice. However I PC game and most games dont function in xp.
btw this is windows 98
>>684710409
>>684710852
>dumb faggot
OH MY GOD
>>684701944
KEK
>>684711193
Because I'm a cheap fuck and I refuse to buy new hardware capable of effectively running a modern OS.
>>684693798
>>684711644
OH MY KEK
>>684711635
Most of my modern gaming happens on consoles, I actually do a good bit of PC gaming but almost all of it is pre-Halo going back into the DOS era.
LEL
>>684712533
That gave me life. LOL
entire album from last thread is here
i found this on reddit a half an hour ago
http://imgur.com/a/stlhB
>>684686700
>>684693798
Reddit fag
1/2
I keep getting this bitch Rebekah. She takes like 50 years to reply. I swear she doesn't know English. I ask something and then say "hello?" and she has the nerve to say "What you need help with?" I JUST ASKED YOU
2/2
>>684686700
kekekkeke
>>684693353
top kek
>>684712533
bumparoo
These are great
>>684714245
what do i do its stuck at waiting for agent
>>684714428
same here
>>684714428
same
>>684714428
Keep waiting you'll get thru
>>684714554
>>684714428
>>684714718
Just wait this bitch rebekah takes years to reply
http://www.chrysler.com/webselfservice/chrysler/
>>684686700
Hey guys
youtube.com/watch?v=3R727Ip76p8
Contributing.
Chrysler thick as shit
>>684716742
anon, today i bestow upon you +1 internet, hold it high in the glory that is the internet.
how is this thread still alive
>>684711385
My fucking sides
I'm on the line with Elisha.
Disconnected probably 30 times in a row now.
>>684719026
screenshot it
>>684719155
kek
If you get them to think you are wanting to buy a car first you can real em' in.
>>684719602
this are bots sadly ;/
had to switch to using tor because they IP logged me and blacklisted me
thread actually made me laugh
bless up m9's
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.
Matthew:7:56:09 PM
Hello, John. Thank you for chatting with Chevrolet. My name is Matt. How can I assist you today?
John Doe:7:56:34 PM
hello, im looking for a new van, and quick
Matthew:7:57:09 PM
Thank you for your interest in Chevrolet! Are you looking at the Passenger Express van?
John Doe:7:57:21 PM
im not sure what you have
John Doe:7:57:28 PM
theres certain things im looking for
Matthew:7:57:41 PM
What are the features you are looking for?
John Doe:7:57:58 PM
has to have no windows in the back
John Doe:7:58:01 PM
and no seats
John Doe:7:58:17 PM
preferably a caged cab in the front
John Doe:8:00:23 PM
hello? man i need this quick
John Doe:8:00:43 PM
new neighbors down the street with two really cute kids im tryna snatch up
John Doe:8:00:52 PM
need this vehicle
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>>684720444
you wasted the trips faggot
on with Juliann, said i have severe cataracts.. its going somewhere.
Michael Adobode:03:58:37
Chevrolet - Shopping for a new vehicle
Connection established.
Welcome to Chevrolet
Connecting.....A live chat agent is now entering the chat.
Juliann:03:58:58
Thank you for contacting Chevrolet. My name is Julie. How may I help you today?
Michael Adobode:03:59:59
Hi, Which car would be good for someone with a severe case of cataracts. Possibly something with driving assists?
Michael Adobode:04:01:34
Also a roomy vehicle, enough storage compartments and nice trunk space.
Michael Adobode:04:02:19
Under seat storage would also be a bonus.
Juliann:04:03:01
Hello, and thank you for your interest in Chevrolet. Did you have a specific vehicle in mind?
Michael Adobode:04:03:20
Not really, just one with the above specifications.
Michael Adobode:04:03:26
they are essential for my needs.
Juliann:04:04:30
I completely understand, I'm unable to confirm that any of our vehicles have a driving assist feature.
Michael Adobode:04:05:02
Okay, I can work without, but a spacious vehicle is a necessity!
Michael Adobode:04:06:12
What about the Trax range?
Juliann:04:06:34
Excellent. The Trax would be a compact SUV that may suit your needs!
Juliann:04:07:00
What exactly are you looking to store in your vehicle?
Michael Adobode:04:08:25
I will be looking to mainly store my chair as my legs are weak, I'd need under-seat storage for my bong (don't worry, it's medicinal) and also privacy windows as the DMV probably wouldn't be keen on seeing me out in a new Chevvy with their opinions on my eyes... I've had many arguments with them.
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dont 404 ! come on guys bring it on
>>684709563
No one thought this was funny?
kek
>>684707904
>mysides
>>684692461
please just stop. you are a moron. this is not funny.
didnt even get an advisers name. b&
>>684695008
isn't it a bit early for the unfunny summerfag influx?
didn't get far with this one either on VPN
>>684724360
None of these are funny
>>684703962
Why not Jenna Talls?