professional shitposter/9 zimbabwean dollars an hour/70000

Professional family photographer/specializes in solo shots

Sex and beer are my pay

>>684680903
Shit that sounds like a good job.

>teacher
> $100 / day 'cause I'm not yet under contract
>28

I'm technically a "long term substitute" filling in for a teacher who had a mental breakdown or something. I don't think she's coming back but we'll see.

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>>684680084
Furniture mover/$13/27
I'm suicidal

>>684680084
soldier/20/2.3k dollars a month
lit job, aids pay

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>>684680084
Associate/$85k/24

I hate my career choice and am going to retire as soon as I possibly can after paying off this 100k worth of student loans and build up enough to live off of. Don't become a lawyer, ppl.

Gas station attendant, basically I hold down the fort alone, work the reg, and deal with the riff raff that comes in.
7.95 and hour
18
It's awful. I'm doing my damndest to get out

IT Analyst/~$42k/29 best job ever.

>>684682857
An hour*
On my phone

>>684682857
Working at a gas station was my first ever job, and it was by far the most stressful job I've ever done.

I could never figure out that damn lottery machine. I'd have people coming in like "642 backup 364 straight..." and I'd be like what the fuck slow down and WAT.

Then my shift would end at 4 or whatever but I wouldn't leave until like 5 because you got to count the cigarettes and scratch off tickets and shit.

Fucking HATED that job.

>>684683028
How to get into this /b/ro?

>>684683378
Yep. It sucks ass. Especially because I'm here alone. If I have to go to the bathroom, I have to run, rush, and hope no one comes in. If someone steals gas, and it doesn't work out, I have to pay for it. My boss I grammatically a retard and it hurts so much to know I'm smarter than her. This job just.. it just sucks. I'm fast, and my customers like me, but I hate it.

merchandiser at a bookstore in an airport/16 an hour/19

Logistics Analyst and Database Operator
$20/hr
23
Love it

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>>684683943
Ever had to flip a coin?

>>684682593
Why dont you like lawyering?

>>684683887
Get your associates in IT. Get a couple of certifications and you're in.

>>684682857
My first job as well, switch to walgreens is easier and they start you at 9/h now

>>684684166
Flip a coin? I don't understand.

>>684683943
Kroger? Only thing i liked was shooting the shit and won 500 from scratcher once

>>684683943
You realize they legally cant take money from your paycheck from someone else stealing, just sue the place

Solutions Architect / £50K pa +expenses / 30

>>684684320
I had a friend who worked at the local one, said management was shit, and coworkers were worse

>>684684554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLCL6OYbSTw

>>684684318
Does that require uni or college? Also how long does it take?

>>684684706

>Solutions Architect

wtf does that even mean?

It sounds like the kind of fancy job title they give shit jobs

>>684683943
Kroger? Only thing i liked was shooting the shit and won 500 from scratcher once

>>684684292
Have to work 60 hour work weeks to hit my billable hour requirement. Don't enjoy the work that much, but committed to make payments on huge student loan.

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Dump Truck driver/$19 hr/27

>>684684813
Community College
2 years
Easy as shit
You're looking at around $14k total in the states

stock room at target. 12.79/hr. 20

>>684680084
unemployed/food stamps
$0
49

>>684684717
I guess it can be hit or miss, i actually like my coworkers and managers

Little Caesar's/10/18

I don't know what to do. I'm fresh out of high school and lost.

>>684684672
It's a contractual thing. It was a stipulation of working here. It's only illegal if I didn't sign for it, but I'm 98% sure it was in my employment contracts

>>684680084
Cyber systems operator, Database Administrator (SQL) / 3.6k month (US)/ 23

>>684685105
What you good at /b/ro?

>>684684578
I don't understand what you're saying.

Electronic technician, $120k last year, 39 years old.

>>684683887
Yep - Don't know what it's like in the US, but in the UK, academic qualifications only let you in the door somewhere, such as maybe 1st Line Desktop Support at a medium sized company.

Your real value comes with vendor certifications in whichever technology you've chosen.

I chose Cisco networking, worked hard, got myself 6 or 7 Cisco certs over a few years and now I just maintain and develop my knowledge as the industry requires - I doubt I'll ever be out of work again.

>>684685063

I'm a web dev, 30, making good money.

The industry moves so fast this will literally be me by 40

>>684685179
Oops, make that 3.1k

>>684681420
kek i'm a furniture mover and i make 22$/hr and they actually pay me overtime/benefits.
i've been with them for four years, since i was 16. got my air brake ticket and also dispatch when the boss takes vacation though,

moving is such a shithole. going to school to be a conductor. gonna drive trains!

>>684685221
Making people laugh seems to be my only real skill. No clue otherwise. I'd say my second skill is computers but that's all basic shit that you learn from not having a social life in your teen years.

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Drill holes in rock

150k

US Navy Nuclear Engineer/24/$1980 per month

>>684685068
It's probably because Portage Wisconsin is known for Heroine, and shitty people

software engineer/$80k/25

Associate Software Engineer/$72k/21

Technically not true yet because I start in 2 weeks, after I graduate

>>684685441
Not gonna lie, anon, I had basic af skills going into college for computers. I could troubleshoot easy shit. But that is 50x more than what other fags know. If you know how to google, you have a 30k+ job in IT waiting for you.

>>684684292
I'm not the guy you're responding to, but probably because it's so incredibly stressful.

I almost went in to law but had to ask myself the one simple question that no law school student ever seems to ask himself: should I even be a lawyer?

It's a tough, tough job. It depends, of course, on what kind of law you go into -- real estate, family, criminal, etc. But it's not often that you can just take your pick and you kind of have to take what you can get. They're graduating like 3 attorneys for every 1 that gets a job right now. So if you even get a job practicing, you're lucky.

I am fascinated by the law and the idea of practicing law, but I couldn't deal with the nonsense. Imagine working all week on preparing a case, some complex summary judgement or whatever, working long ass hours, only to discover on Monday that the case has changed so dramatically in just a few short hours that all the work you've done was basically pointless and now you've got to go back to the drawing board. And the client is such a pain in the ass that they're disputing your billed hours, threatening to file a complaint with the bar association so you end up writing off most of the time you've spent anyway.

It's got to be FRUSTRATING. No wonder so many lawyers are alcoholics

>>684683028
How do i make more than an it tech as a maintenance man?

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Unemployed/whatever my investments make or lose/27

Finishing AAS in biology this June. Probably going to look into env tech while I go for my bachelor's.

>>684685505
What's that make you, an e-2 with dependents?

>>684680084
Good thread OP, I'm liking this one.

>>684684839

It means I help companies build networks the way they are supposed to be built, using vendor and industry best practices. I specialize in network security and network design, so people get me involved to help them build secure, resilient and scalable network infrastructure for their business. I've built networks for schools, universities, councils, SMEs and larger financial organisations. It's probably a bullshit job title but it's not a job you can fake your way into.

It's complicated in the beginning, but there comes a eureka moment eventually where all the knowledge you build over years starts to fit into place and make sense.

A Solutions Architect / Network Architect type role is pretty much the top of the food chain in networking, although it doesn't quite work that way as there is always someone 100 times smarter than you.

I flip money for people. Basically I post my number online and people call me asking to flip money. So they send me money and within 30 minutes I send them back 10 times the amount. I work at western union so after they send me the money I just add a zero at the end, deduct my fee depending on the amount and send it back to them. I have made over 100 grand in the last 8 months doing this alone

>>684685848
E-4 before taxes

>>684685833
Cuz businesses see the IT Department as an expense, not a profitable area. You make them shit, so you get paid more.

>>684682857
>>684683378

It took me a while to get used to it but it's easy now. I'm an assistant manager at a gas station at 9.65/hour. That doesn't include any bonuses or other benefits.

>>684683943
I know that feeling.

>>684685848
Nucs are born e4

>>684685630
Sweet. I'll stick with the pizza joint job for right now so I can have some money just in case though. Thanks, pal.

>>684680084
Business Admin Manager
56,160/year
28

>>684685927
>>684685971

So living on base then. That would make sense.

>>684680084
HVAC technician
47,000
18

>>684685848
Messed up, I'm at like 2k before taxes

>>684680084
Supervisor (at a pizza place)
$11/hour plus tips (tips usually about $20/night)
23

I got accepted into a career with the federal government. Was using this gig as filler and work experience between college and the career. It's served me pretty well, I was already a full time supervisor after only 6 months.

>>684685505

Former nuke chief here. Don't type it out like that trying to make it sound profession/prestigious. We both know it fucking sucks.

Welder/22/$45.hr

>>684686185
I mean besides having to work my ass off for no money, it's not that bad

>>684686150
My dad does HVAC. He's done it for years working for the same company. He makes fucking BANK. I think he makes like 50 an hour or something. It's insane. I almost went into HVAC myself but I'm not very good with my hands.

>>684680084
Job title/pay/age

Paramedic/70k/25yo/work 4 days a week

Casual Nurse on days off $40 dollars an hour $60 on weekends

Already made 35k this finacial year from nurse work.

>>684686299
Check'd btw. How many years of college, if any?

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>application support/ release management tier 1
>$67000 a year
>22

I think I got it pretty good plus no debt due to not going to college but proving I already had the skill set for the job. Feels good min

i make coffee aka barista/$23 per hour/i'm 25

i like it but its long hours. pay is ok i guess. kinda stuck with it until i figure out wtf else to do

>>684686357
So aside from the only thing you do being hard with no reward, its not bad? Don't lie to yourself. If it's bad then don't sugarcoat it.

I'm not complaining about my pay but Damn. I really would assume it would make more than me
Maintenance man, 65k, 23

Performance architect at NetApp.
$155k + bonuses.

Furniture Warehouse Man/ $11.50/ 16
Eh its not bad

>>684686447
HVAC is fucking lit. Im 18 with my EPA and NATE/ICE certification and I'm fucking rolling in it. I make more money than my father and I just bought my first house. Not bad for 18. Would reccommend it for kids in highschool if you don't mind getting dirty

>>684686575
Nah in reality, sure it's hard work but it'll pay off in the long run and luckily I like working with my hands so MM has worked out pretty well for me.

>>684686660
Kek, impending ban

>>684686457
No college but did an apprenticeship for ironworking union

>>684686185
It sucks because the leadership sucks.

Undergrad Chemical Engineering Co-op last Semester (Back to Classes this Semester) / $21.11/hour / 20

Also my first job

>>684680084
I work for an employment agency, so I just do whatever they give me, and I make like $15k a year. I'm only 18 though and still in college, the job is just to pay for vidya and scotch.

>>684686357
>not a MM
>not on subs

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I recently created the Spurdo Sparde gaem!! I'll be very happy if you enjoy it!!!
Just search " Spurdo Jump "
or " Spurdo "
on playmarket! (it's becouse moderator has banned my URL from gaem)
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>>684686746
I'm a teacher so I do recommend it to my students actually. Not everyone has to go to college to be "successful."

flight instructor / $15k / 26

>>684686102
Sailors do not get housing allowance until the 4 year mark.

>>684686452


"The BLS reports the median annual salary for EMTs and paramedics was $31,700 in 2014. The best-paid 10 percent in the profession made approximately $54,690, while the lowest-earning 10 percent made approximately $20,690."

Oh yeah?

Tardwrangler/$18,14/28

>>684685695
A lot of this - am the guy that posted the job.

It's partly my fault because I didn't ask around enough to see if I even wanted to do it. That said - I applied and got in when I was 20, so I didn't have much real world experience.

I'm doing transactional work in business law and estate planning. The work, while sometimes intellectually stimulating, is most often monotonous work with little to no reward (other than money). The pressures of the environment make it the worst. For some fucked up reason, the lawyer culture values insane levels of professional committment and does not let their associates have a decent work-life balance.

I have to hit 1900 billable hours every year as an associate. This requires me to work 60 hour weeks because we can't bill every hour we work to clients. I have to go in on saturdays twice a month. I have a fiancee that I barely get to see. I am terribly depressed. This is not the work environment people were meant to work in.

And I am lucky. I have a job - 50% of my graduating class couldn't say that a year after graduating (not really - some contract work, but that's not stable). Some was putting in the time to get good grades and working on law review, but much of it was applying to a firm at the right time.

Also, I can't really quit. I still have 100k worth of student loans which are sitting at 7 fucking percent interest. I'm hesitating about refinancing with a private bank because then I lose my option of deferral...

God though...if I could go back 4 years I would NOT have done law school again. Worst part is I have a fiancee that worked her ass off to help support me through law school. I can't own up to her how much I hate it. My life's a mess.

>>684686981
You sure seem to know a lot about seamen.

>>684680084
No job (student)/government pays me 200 euros a month does that count/18

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>>684681842

Electronic repair
$100/h minimum
under 30

>>684686947
Yeah I went to a technical highschool and won 1st place over all in the Skills USA competition last year. Managed to get in with the gas company in my area and I'm set to be a crew chief by 30 so its a fantastic trade. Everyone I know does trades a d HVAC is by far the most lucrative

>>684686847

I completely agree with you. That's mostly the reason I got out before 20.

>>684687176
And sperm too!

environmental health and safety manager
$89K/yr
25 years old

work is a lot of bullshit but i am probably 8.2/10 happiness scale

>>684687281
I'm not from the US so don't worry friendo. I'm still snatching taxes so others don't have to though

Executive Protection Agent/$25hr/24

>>684687331
How long did you stay in?

> General laborer
> 14/hr
> 25

>>684686981

It's actually dependent on the command. Different commands allow their sailors to apply for BAH based on time-in and rank. The standard throughout the fleet is E-4 with 4 years.

Additionally, if you have dependents, you receive housing allowance regardless of time in.

Truck Driver
38cpm(cents per mile) normally
29

love it, dedicated lanes with pnumatics. great company, never a shortage of work.

beats the hell out of the shit tier outfit i was with running grain. Only thing i miss is the tripple axel grain waggon.

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>>684687346
I'm not sure if you're unsure of what semen is, and think it's something it's not, or if you just were over the top to point out my joke.

can someone please reply i want (you)s

the more the merrier

please its my birthday

>>684687820
>General Laborer
This is by far the most vague job title I've ever heard of.

>>684687740

12. Made chief at 10 and promptly left after I realized making chief doesn't make your quality of life any better.

>>684687444
welfare queen is universal.
As long as taxes are paid your sorry ass gets paid.

>>684687159
Fuck thats rough bud. I appreciate the reply though. I was thinking of going into real estate law as im an agent right now. I make great money but i would love to slam these shitty agents that screw people over. But may not be worth it.

>>684684941
>19 hr
for fucking real?? that would me my dream job for some time.. this is enough money for me

>>684687958
I want you to have a great birthday friend of friends.

>>684685695
Thanks for the good answer much appreciated.

>>684687903
Not quick witted are you.

>>684688175
thank you friend

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>>684687159
Bro I actually feel really, really sorry for you. Part of me still envies you because law school was something that I really, really wanted to do, but I think that I've probably made the right choice to go into teaching instead. The pay sucks, but I like my job and the paid vacation time is unbelievable.

I hope you can find a way to make it work. We need to stop perpetuating the myth that all attorneys drive expensive cars, live in huge houses, are untouchable and the work is always so exciting and blah blah blah...

We're cranking out lawyers who were never meant to go into the profession in the first place because of those myths. It's sad...

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>>684687958

>>684688217
Quicker than my friends, slower than most. I'm not dumb though, I just don't really get people.

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Professional Gambler/$120K per year/28

>>684688060
Aw damn...what's your rate?

Manger of reptile deparment, babysitter of entry level dog food freight guys
25
$11/hr

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>>684685917
Wut

>>684688296
You bet. How old you turn today?

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>>684688390
Awhh thank you

>>684687821
I was just making a general statement. I'm sure if you open your blue jackets Manuel to chapter 7 paragraph 8 you will see all of the bah stipulations.

>>684688080
It's almost like both taxes and national defence are interlinked are dependant on each other to function

sw engineer, 70k

>>684688510
Thanks! And 19. 19 is the legal age for drinking here so that's nice

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Security guard on the security patrols (Alarm response)
11,51 euros an hour
im 22

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>>684685451
rly

Work for a general contractor . My wage starts at 16/hr. I'm 30

>>684684166
checkd and nice satan dubs u are sensai

Server at Steak n Shake/about 15$ an hour/19

General manger/uni student//42k+ monthly bonuses//22

>>684685917

thats called scamming

>>684687958
Feliz Birthday mon ami

Intraday trader / Depends around 30 - 50 k weekly / 27

>>684688502
Sounds like pretty basic fraud.
>crim sends him 100
>say it was 1000
>get commision
>send back 1000 minus fee.

Can't believe the books match up though and I'm surprised he hasn't gotten caught yet.

Chief Medical Examiner/215k/33

>>684688121
Thanks. Yeah it's all about work life balance. I'm unlucky enough to have had to learn it the hard way, but this is probably the most important aspect of any profession. Life should be lived. Not worked.

>>684688334
Thanks. It's not all myth though. In about 5 years I will be pulling ~150k/yr and as soon as I hit partner that will jump to ~200k - give or take some depending on the economy.

I don't plan on getting an expensive car because that's just such a poor investment. House will be small as well - the idea is to make enough to be able to bail and live comfortably without having to return to lawyering.

>>684685856
Aww, shucks.

>>684688556
lol there are plenty of nations that generate loads of taxes/GDP with little defense.
You can stop that shit please.

>>684688456

EMC.

>Went to prototype in NY
>Staff pick-up
>Assigned to a boat in Norfolk that will remain unnamed that berths at pier 3
>Full quals , EWS
>Teach at powerschool
>Make chief
>Transfer to surface fleet and get assigned to a very large/long ship in San Diego (Coronado)
>GTFO

>>684688866
All these STEM faggots fighting over jobs and that guy is a miner and makes bank.

You STEM faggots are about as good as feminists now.

>>684689217
That said, I did do fairly well in school - top 15% of my class and I went to a top 50 law school. So, you're right - there are a lot of people who will not pull this well.

useless unemployable shit / -x coz living alone with parents money / 21

>>684688678
Nice. Have one on me m8, what's the choice beverage tonight?

fiber guy/$30 per hour + loads of OT/35

>>684682593
try being Engineer/0$ 0€ (cause can't find a Job)/24
thank you Merkel, for fucking ignoring the working class and educated people and just caring about fucking Niggers and Terrorists

>>684689168
Thank you anon

> craigslist
> 20/load
> 18

Executioner
150k a year, tx
(medical tech degree) I insert the needles. AMA

>>684689441
Call me a pussy but it's beer. Don't enjoy hard stuff like vodka really.

Music producer/ Around $6500 a month / 24

>>684689368
yah STEM is for fun, not for money FAGOOOTS

>>684689319
Not every country can be a tiny tax heaven in a safe area of the world
Plus, who else would be shooting innocent people for the jews if people didn't serve in armies :^)

>>684689490
that job sucks and is a pain in the ass, right?

>>684689586
Why would I call you a pussy? It's one of the most commonly enjoyed forms of alcohol. If you like it, who cares what others think. I dig me a Mikes hard, and I'm a guy.

>>684689578
Do you work at one prison or bounce around the country killing people?

>>684689586
not that guy but honestly you aren't a pussy for that lol
that shit is only for getting shitfaced and again.. honestly that is not even that nice.
just being sober is hella nice

>>684690008
that is some good stuff right there /b/rother

Master mechanic $75k usd

>>684690216
Hey, I'd have one with ya

>>684690008
Pussy

>>684689586
try out some nice cock, tails,
the^re yummi

>>684690292
Got the usd from the dollar sign. Thanks though.

>>684689217
Oh I'm sure that the pay is great -- if you can get a job practicing law. And right now, they're cranking out more lawyers than there are jobs.

Actually, that's part of the reason I decided not to go to law school. I wouldn't have been able to get in to a prestigious school and would have ended up going to UCONN or Quinnipiac. I probably wouldn't have graduated top of my class and I'd already be less desirable to potential employers. (I'm assuming you either went to a very good school, were a very good student -- or both.)

But I also realized (through lawyer friends) just how stressful the job really is and how enormous a toll it can take on a person. I couldn't do it, and the money wouldn't be worth it to me anyway.

I value my time far, far more than I value money. Sure, I make pretty shit money, 41k a year for teaching kids, many of whom will never appreciate what it is you're doing for them, but my time is mine and there's so much vacation time to just kick my feet up, crack open a beer and chill.

>>684689965
> suck
$20
> pain in the ass
That's $50

>>684690338
Damn. Got me. Ouch. My choice of beverage sure affects my masculinity.

>>684690342
btw beer is the thing pusssys dont drink ( same guy)

Pedicurist, 180 a week, 23

>>684690342
Haha will do, gonna go to my local bar and tell him to make me something.

>>684690125
Yeah, tasted 70% vodka once, shit is like drinking bleach. 40% i still don't like though.

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Thanks for this thread guys, Im 21 and have no direction at all in life career wise. Going to read through everything and see if anything speaks to me.