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waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
>get mad at me for not listing other rules
Kyouko claimed.
Konata,
Little gay anon.
It is I, depressed, cute boi, etc
Britfag Maki Claim.
>>684653984
?
I gotta go now, later gators!
Stay safe and never drink and drive!
>>684653809
I love you
Weeb trash REEEE
Best type moon claimed.
shiiit
Megumin claimed~
>>684653913
Yeah, because everybody walks around with a blood pack~
>>684654129
Bye konata
>>684654129
Goodbye friend.
>>684654129
Fuck you
Tenryuu claimed
I don't understand why Neo doesn't like guro.
>>684654129
Bye, smoke and fly instead.
>>684654129
Welp, time to die
>>684654082
I like this pic. I really like it.
>>684654129
bye Konata!
>>684653914
best girl claimed
WHY NO RULES
>>684651936
I FUCKIN KNOW RIGHT UNGGG
>>684652010
ah shit that sucks
>>684652223
woah that is kinda brutal
>i was going to post a really brutal gif i thought i had but i can't find it here nor on the interbutt. i may have to make it.
>will this suffice?
>>684652396
I will try to contain my excitement!
>no promises
>>684652411
>dubs
and blowing up the castle was the cutest fucking thing!!
>>684654274
>doesn't like guro.
For real?
>>684654152
This is hilarious on so many levels.
Lurk moar.
>>684654324
i'm not a furry
Claiming Courtney.
>>684654286
Atago pls.
i m so mainstream
Akiko claimed
>light novel style
>>684653506
>leftover cookies
My sister made the cookies, they were divine. Chocolate chip hazelnut cookies nigguh
>Was the girl a kawaii?
The girl was pretty kawaii, I'd say a 7/10 hispanic girl with some really nice hips but one too many dimensions
>Did you spaghetti or smooth?
I didn't go spaghetti at all, I'm actually pretty sociable and I'm not nervous when talking to people. I simply don't like most other people which is why I stick around here
>How'd you get the money?
I got the money from my mom. Turns out she was so happy with the present I got her she decided to pay the fine from the train for me.
>>684654523
f/a/ggot
>>684654523
why is Tomo double fisting cocks?
>>684654614
I'm only slightly /d/egenerate
What video player do you guys use?
>>684654626
hey friendo whats the big idea
>>684654198
Let's pretend I'm a med student to validate a poor joke~~
>>684654342
Crossover waifus are the best. Kyouko anon gave me pick related
>>684654773
You're a really shitty person.
>>684654129
See ya~
>>684654425
>dat gif
Oh dear..
>>684654773
MPC-HC
>>684654779
I see you there.
>>684654854
fuck you tats
My shy little waifu.
>>684654719
Don't forget to sage, not like your one sage would do shit.
>>684654425
>woah that is kinda brutal
There's worse in the series but doesn't happen to Shiki, if anything she's more brutal but that webm would be a spoiler.
sachi claim
>>684654973
I'll sage your fucking ass tomoko
qott: who wants me to do an ms paint of them? i'll post the two i have currently made
>>684654425
its not like people follow them anyways
>Shiro
>>684654765
>slightly
>>684655052
>Shiro
>home
>>684654837
You see, I like her, moot likes her and so on : asuka is a mainstream waifu. Glad i claimed her first
>>684655052
down syndrome paintings
>>684655044
Wrong thread.
>>684655064
Exhibit A
>
>>684655145
thank you
Just saw some kid get side swiped by a bus on my way to work.
Lol rekt little fag
>>684655100
>die
>>684654854
Now tell me something I didn't know yet.
>>684654915
I was wondering if I could use KCP with SMPlayer since I used it for so long, but might make the change for MPC today.
>>684654640
sounds sweet af.
>I simply don't like most other people which is why I stick around here
agree agree desu
Oh yeah speaking of that, a few of my friends that play vidya, browse /b/ and are generally fucky people are moving out of their dorms and into a villa. Villa is like 375 per month each and it has four bedrooms. The three friends invited a fourth guy but he might bail. If he does I might get to go live with them.
Dude it's a sick pad, jacuzi, sauna, three floors, multiple recreation rooms and a garden for their dog. It's going to be fucking awesome IF the fourth guy bails. I already spend a negligible amount of money per semester so it's super do-able
>>684654773
VLC cause it has the subtitle sync, you?
>>684655011
>filename
erm, chainsaw gif sachii?
>>684655241
Good
>>684654838
Noice
>>684654973
Y'all posting some great fucking art today
>>684655100
Welcome back!
>>684655301
Careful with those edges m8
>>684655327
I would assume you do know it.
That's why all your friends left you, isn't it?
>>684654838
Why pretend when you can be one~?
>>684654885
yeah >.< she gets rekt hard in that scene
but all the characters get psychologically rekt at some point
>>684655116
>Glad i claimed her first
nope
>>684654626
>15:41:44
>>684654425
>15:40:28
>>684655000
thank you for being considerate. I'm considering watching
>also nice trips
>>684655237
I edited the text out to make a wallpaper if anyone is interested.
>>684655301
>no
>>684655194
;^)
>>684655461
Thanks qt.
>>684655461
Oh, well, how did your race go?
>>684655100
Welcome back Booby Brother.
>>684655194
I consider this normal.
So guys, who do you hate the most on /waifu/?
>>684654915
Hey Kyouko. How are you?
>>684655517
Worst waifu.
You should just drop dead.
>>684655565
The piece of shit frog poster that left
>>684655540
Breast friend.
>>684655577
I wish I would.
>>684655369
?
>>684655565
It depends. I guess Syndra.
>>684655498
Kek yes i did.
>>684655509
>>684655237
I kinda feel bad for this guy.
He's trying to be friendly and nobody cares about him.
Fagg
>>684655426
thats like one of my only pics that don't have sachii
>>684655052
>>684655095
what are these beautiful works of art and where can i buy one?
>>684655714
I do too, you're an obnoxious piece of shit.
>>684655568
I'm doing good, thanks for asking, what about you?
>>684655565
No one in particular.
>>684655772
faggots*
>>684655498
>but all the characters get psychologically rekt at some point
So I've noticed when I watched the show
Great anime btw~
Gonna play more now. Kinda tiring to stop playing to reply
I love you all <3
>>684655426
Currently SMPlayer but will probably change into MPC-HC.
>>684655467
My friends didn't leave me. But I wonder what happened in your life to make you sling shit anonymously on the internet.
>>684655679
fuck you tomoko
>>684655813
her pocky is called kucky. kek
>>684655509
thanks anon
>>684655565
hate is a very strong word. tbh i don't even dislike anyone here. i suppose i used to dislike syndra but he's chill now in my eyes.
>>684655714
Don't die I think you're cool. Anon is just a lil bitch
Claiming best waifu
>>684655241
Was it one of those little shits that taunt the bus driver and stand on the road or as close to the edge as possible or did he not see it coming?
>>684655426
Dude your potential housing sounds fucking awesome. I suggest you take the certain for the uncertain and assassinate that prick right away
>>684655788
Thanks. There isn't much I can do about that.
>>684655956
I won't.
>>684655880
You sure as hell complain about it a lot.
>my friends left me
>can't get close to anyone
>wah
Hello everyone!
claim.
>>684655931
yea if you haven't noticed yet, i tend to try to make friends with everyone, which leaves me with no room for dislike
>Shiro
>>684655490
HA
I'm not smart enough to be a med student. That's why I study journalism at a second-rate university
>>684655565
shitposters who talk shit without a waifu to hide behind anonymity
Obligatory claim.
>>684655540
For us
>>684656046
You could stop opening your ugly ass mouth.
Why even try?
You tried for 8 months and got laughed at, should have taken the hint and offed yourself.
>>684655919
As if
I haven't talked to froggo enough to hate them.
>>684656112
>bunch of relplies incoming
>>684655555
hmm where does this lead
>>684655764
my post was one minute and sixteen seconds earlier than yous
>>684655859
have fun!!
>>684655565
you
>>684656065
Hello Shrimp.
>>684656214
fuck off tomoko
>>684656214
fuck you tomoko
>>684655565
You and everyone else.
>>684655749
>>684655931
Wow, you should really kill yourselfs.
>>684656112
Still alive?
>>684656112
Handsome.
>>684655924
It really does look like it spells Kucky in that pic, kek.
>>684656065
Heyo.
>>684655565
Literally every single one of you newfags.
>>684655813
Thats good. Im feeling rather shitty again today... Could be worse I guess though.
>>684656065
Hello Shrimp. Back from the dead?
>>684656389
thanks :')
>Shiro
>>684655517
>that pic
It's... Hot in here
> <3
>>684655521
Not too well, I'm not as close to pros as I thought. I need more training
>>684655714
You better not die.
:(
>>684655565
Hating someone takes energy I'd rather use on other things
>>684656035
He kept trying to play chicken and one like slowed down but still hit him goin like 15 lol he started crying like a punk
I'm just lurking in the bathroom but damn is there some heavy drama here. Chill out folks, remember to ignore shitposters and don't feed the trolls.
>>684656112
Hey there.
>>684656191
I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself.
>why so rude?
>>684656314
>>684656302
So there are two salty fags who didn't get hugs.
Sucks to suck bois.
>>684656060
Your reading comprehension is amazing, I guess thats why you don't post your face.
>>684655714
How have you been today?
>>684656112
>>684656239
Waiting for it.
>>684656189
Well who cares about normalfags.
Good evening everyone
>>684656082
I'm not smart enough for uni
Heck, not even smart enough for college since I dropped out~
Hope you can do what you want in life~
>last post for now
>>684656428
kek
>>684656273
Whats good tats ?
>>684656440
Back at it, boy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTDAVnFXWsg
>>684656428
Neo, that was really bad.
>>684656428
whoa dude
easy there you german cunt.
edgelord
>>684656473
Wow, you really suck then.
>>684656519
fucking SOAD
>>684656486
Because you're a god awful piece of shit
>>684656239
How's your day going, Anon?
>>684656389
Cyanide didn't kill me, no worries. You probably misplaced it with sugar.
>Sleep well?
>>684656391
Beautiful, what's up?
>>684656486
Heyo, Gold. Hope you're feeling better.
>>684656549
Milk.
>Happy birthday
>>684656556
Good evening, buddy. How's your day going?
>>684656428
What about me? I thought we got along pretty well
>>684655786
Does she ever smash the box?
>>684655880
I have MPC-HC installed on my computer for some reason, idk why.
>>684655565
Me
>>684656477
wut? no drama so far
>>684656035
I might just do that
>>684656519
>John Dolmayan
I love his fucking beard kek, good one
>>684656791
hand bro!
>>684655565
People trying to steal my waifu. SHE IS MINE YOU FAGS
>>684656549
Alright. I finally got something to eat.
>>684656473
>
>>684656768
Care to explain?
>>684656791
I am. How are you?
>>684656791
Timezones.
What about you?
>>684656477
grumble
you are right
>>684656570
Are you going? I'll see you later qt
Roll safe. <3
The /waifautists/ are eating them selfs!
>>684656476
Damn, I was hoping for some natural selection
Well hopefully he learned something from it. In high school there were these first year punks that always made it some kinf of game to taunt the bus driver and stand on the bus stop. One day the guy didnt notice or didn't care and just rammed one of the little shits off the road
Can't say I blame him
>>684656879
https://youtu.be/334ws13X2TI
>>684656477
But I have fun feeding them, its a win win relationship.
>H
>>684656865
Yeah, it's wonderful when Neo tries to impersonate the german.....
>>684656428
Hey Schwuchtel, antworte mir mal auf deutsch.
>>684656978
This guy.
This guy is know as "tenryu"
probably the biggest faggot in the world, with a superior complex.
I like my waifu they way I like my coffee
Flat White
First Kud claim of the day, what up waifus?
>>684657211
besides the ceiling, lots of drama
>Shiro
>>684654523
>>684654973
>Lurk moar
i don't think you're in any position to say that
>>684656791
Thanks.
>>684656992
Nice, same here.
>>684656768
Is your name Bismuth? Cause you are pretty damn edgy
>>684656992
Loveit/10
Such a qt!
>>684657207
I don't know what you mean. Are you the guy stealing my waifu again? FUCK OFF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My waifu
>>684657335
Hey,he's an oldfag.
Back off.
>>684657211
sky, drama, bullshit, and kawaii waifus
>what else
>>684656879
Heyo, cute stuff.
How you doing?
>>684656992
Happy to hear it, man. I'm going well, just eating some rice right now. Up to anything yourself?
>>684657003
Fuck, they get me every time.
I slept well, yeah. Can't complain, thanks for asking.
Up to much right now?
>>684657347
Don't mention it, horror buddy.
>>684657335
>>684657323
Not even drama, it's just 1-2 shitposters trying very hard to get noticed.
>>684656791
>The ceiling xddd
Not much, what about you?
>>684657380
Fuck off and die. You cant even win a simple race.
>>684657393
Calm down, cunt.
>>684657201
I don't think I understood that reference... Sorry friend...
>>684656599
Most of everything actually. Exam season's started which means a couple of things.
Mostly that I'll have way too much free time on my hands.
>people are complaining about Panhellenic's being difficult
Why? This exam was like the least difficult in years.
Damn, people just complain a lot.
Nice song as well.
https://youtu.be/0X0XFPX1w0k
How've you been yourself?
What happend to /waifu/, guys?
>>684657393
Somebody please eat me, this is my wet dream.
>>684657638
Syndra
>>684657323
Oh come on this shit isn't even that bad. Hlad to see there's some good anons at least
>>684657436
Sounds like a good day!
https://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q
Suddenly we are >>>/a/Lucky Star
>>684657638
Not sure if real Tenten
>>684657458
Trying to get my recorder to record sound from speakers for... reasons.
Nothing much else.
>>684657347
Nice. Doing anything?
>>684657458
That's good. I'm not up to much.
>>684657380
>like you
>>684657638
Tenten already is a massive faggot
How did you get the idea to steal his waifu and become even more of a degenerae than the original?
>du hurensohn
>>684657638
cancer, trolls, and other bullshit
>>684657731
i mean its what we do every day right?
>might as well get smug about it
>>684657638
Newfatgs happened.
What's with all the Elitism in a fuckin waifu thread?
>>684657820
No23Recorder dies that afaik
>>684657638
The same thing that happens to everything even remotely good.
>>684657860
Nope, just sitting here.
>>684657975
idfk
>pic related
>>684657975
Fookin this m8
Shitposters arguing over who shitposts better and ehy
>Kud
>>684657511
>Got me there
Hope you're at least relaxing, bud. I'm just eating some rice right now.
>>684657820
>Curious hands
Wonder what you're up to, rascal.
>>684657860
Just relaxing, eh?
>>684657880
Correct
Claiming Best
>>684654943
fcking vanilla
there are actally people who red this
>>684658067
Same here.
>>684658180
Pretty much.
>Galko
>>684657975
This is the fate of all circlejerks, I tried to warn you, i tried to kill it before this happened but you wouldn't listen.
>>684658266
>>>684658266 →
ignore this
>>684658278
Fuck off Mai
>>684657526
Oh, I'm so hurt...
Wait no, I'm not. Try harder
>>684657638
You stopped caring.
>Emi
>>684657633
Well since its exam time its studying time, but i'm doing pretty good since i've been studying all year round.
Nothing else really, i'm going to america this summer for a month n a half and that's about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbCdLUSIqL0
Heres a nice soundtrack too.
>>684657638
I liked it way better when it was barely getting any replies. The newfriends ruined it.
>>684658356
People like you are the reason it ended like this.
