Loser Bingo
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Loser Bingo
>>684653170
Why are these things concidered a loser?
>>684653170
je moeder is een plopkoek
Haram
I probably won't have to work a day in my life tho.
Also, chicks dig me :^)
Kek
>>684653170
Yay I'm not a loser!
Win
>>684653170
Out of all these i only get the 4chan and the shakespear one. Then again reciting tekst is overrated as fuck.
>. mfw Anon is full Metalhead with Short hair
>. Not as Looser as I always think
>>684653170
i think im not that bad
BINGO !
Am I win yet internet web men?
>>684653170
I guess i am kinda proud?
>>684653170
im worse than i thought
>>684659776
oops, minus the shakespeare one
AND BINGO WAS HIS NAME-O
>>684658816
that's not something to be proud of, jesus christ.
>tfw no bingo
pretty loser anyway
meh
>>684660409
diagonal from top left to bottom right, faglord
>>684658145
>>684656577
>>684658816
>>684660409
May god have mercy on your souls
nice
>>684654861
because newfags think so.
>>684653170
gtfo "normal" fag.
>>684653170
So close
Not too bad
>>684660714
Wat
Diagonal is bingo
OMG i was wrong all my life
Almost. Twice.
>>684653170
Im not doing too bad.
Only alittle disapointed in myself
I once tried to make a true /b/tard bingo using another bingo form like remade it, but my English is bad so ..... I even haven't finished it.
>>684661615
I missed the Useful Talent/Athletic Skill one, which makes it almost thrice.
could be better, could be worse, should definitely be better
>>684653170
long hair doesn't have to mean loser, but that's just my opinion
also in my country you can have a full job education in 4 years without uni. so i guess that only counts for countries with shitty educational systems
not that bad
>>684661843
easy grid.
>>684653170
Headache's coming back. I probably shouldn't take two ibuprophen in one day.
Do I win or do I lose?
Also, who cares about formal clothing?
Bingo.
I don't even know the rules of bingo
not bad
This one is shit wtf fuckyou
>>684656577
yeah i bet chicks dig an overweight, greasy man-child. definitely.
meh
could be worse
>>684653170
I hate my life
>>684656577
You sound like this fucktard I know named Julienne
Got a little close
>>684653170
phew, that was a close one.
get rekt neetcuks
FUCK
Well at least I'm only 18
>>684653170
did I win?
How the fuck can you fags not quote even a small bit of Shakespeare. Have you litterly never went to school in your life?
>>684664502
>there are no people on this planet who didn't go to an english speaking school
>>684664502
>litterly
WEW
>>684664457
Dude....just run, for like 20 minutes a day and youll build stamina, thus increasing your mobility, thus taking you out of overweight category, thus changing your life.
>>684653170
No win. Why is Shakespeare even relevant to being a loser?
Also, showering once every other day is fine.
>>684664381
er... wait a minute...
...god fucking dammit
losing at being a loser...
>>684664843
Can't spell for shit but at least I can quote Shakespeare
>>684653170
I lost, I think.
Or won?
Whatever.
>>684664881
note how I did not mark the "have not been outside within the past 10 hours" field
I am bicycling for two hours every day
less stress for joints
also BMI 25.7
>btw do you think of all the marks I made, the overweight one is my most dire problem?
>>684665311
Because people who do exercise seem to be incapable of thinking about anything else.
Mine. Too bad I'm self employed and reasonably successful.
>>684665311
Oh, no brah, didnt see that, good shit annon.
Keep it up.
I just saw keynote features and assumed.
I bike everyday to and from work and its helped me immensely, so I can understand that well.
Ofcourse
>>684666000
Those trips
>>684660845
mein negger
>>684653170
>cannot recite at least 2 lines from shakespeare
>consider videogames to be on parwith literature as an art form
why are these here?
welcome to the 21st century to whoever that made this bingo
>>684661843
>i like to be naked at home
why is that there?
its natural and comfortable
bingo
do diags count? if so....
I thought I was not a loser
i just got 10 crosses. how is my life /b/?
I have a lethal dose of cyanide by my bedside window
how does my life look /b/? i turned 18 2 months ago
>>684653170
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
>>684669908
Listen to my music bro
https://youtu.be/OvP6afluYww
>>684653170
This is a message to all newfags and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE don't give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE rob banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GET THE FUCK OUT. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established cliques, slop-worthy-hoes, and prop-worthy-bros, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of elitism, exploitation, and lulz. This isn't a fucking game, kid, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered class. WE made 'cool' cool. And you? What have you done? Jerked off in the shower? WE INVENTED JERKING OFF IN THE SHOWER, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you don't. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with /b/? LOL WOW Don't make me start flaming you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE are the ones who film people like you getting fucking destroyed by us. WE will rip your ASSHOLE out of your fucking rectum, STITCH IT on top of your pitiful dick hole, and then fuck you in the VAGINA we just made for you. SO WE MAKE YOU INTO A BITCH. Do you get it now? This site isn't a game, it isn't a place to 'chill' with your fags, and it isn't some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN. JUST GTFO
Ayy
College student life
Not being cleanly shaven is a sign of being a loser? lol
>>684671060
I didnt even post that shit, just lurking around still. I like the song breh, thanks.
Bingo -_-
c:
I made it pink
>>684672857
Made mine pink
who can't recite two fucking lines of Shakespeare
21 here
>>684653170
>Listens almost exclusivly to metal
Who made this image? 12yo hop hop faggot?
Judging people on their music style is just the biggest loss.
faggotory confirmed.
>>684653170
not bad
>>684673199
people who listen exclusively to metal are almost always losers in my experience.
If you must still listen to metal at least branch out a bit.
Did i win or lose?
Phew that was close
>>684653170
I fold laundry sometimes does that count?
7
8 with the laundry, bot counting the shakespear one since eu fag
Why the fuck should I know a foreign's artist lines?
>>684673199
Found the metalfag.
at leat not bingo
feels bad man
I'm too close to being a looser I guess.
