>>684646172
fucking kek

>>684646172
TOP FUCKING KEK

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

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>>684646172

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>>684646564

>>684646564
Lost

>>684645194
That's not cringe. That's his fetishes.

>>684646172
kek

>>684646172
dat spinkick...it gets me

>>684646800
need backstory here.

>also dubs chek'd

>>684645194
that webm is hot af

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>>684648372

>>684645194
id pick her up by the head throw her head into the wall smash her skull in id step on her neck id close her windpipe shut a knee on her neck collapse her windpipe keep the pressure on until it stopped breathing for good permanently

>>684646564
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>684645194
I NEED THE SAUCE

>>684645194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZbRKZtXp7o

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>>684645194

The dude is living the dream.

>enjoys vidya
>still gets hyped
>deep ass voice
>acne clearing up
>good schoolin

literally give him 10 years and you'll be cleaning his toilets.

the faggot OP is the beta male here.

>>684649221
Fuck me what the fucn hoooly shit hooooooly shit

>>684645194
How can anyone enjoy that? I wouldn't mind getting spanked by a woman (or vice versa before anyone calls me a beta) but getting fucking kicked in the balls? Did he have mommy issues?

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>>684649557
Looks like it would be rather pleasant to me tbh

>>684648235
lost

>>684649605
>pick em up throw em off the balcony

>>684646172
kek

>>684649688
shot in the head

>>684649992
pushed off a cliff

>>684650156
hold her head/face into an electric stove top

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>>684649992

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>>684646800
>>684648224
yes, need the story

>>684650307
tad unhygienic

>>684650369
Anyone of these women would beat your beta ass if you tried to talk to them like that.
The midgets included. Especially them.

>>684646172
>You don't gotta out fight the other guy, you gotta out crazy him.

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>>684645194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QieD3uVuz0
>not listening to hardcore memerap

bmup

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>>684646172

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>>684650404
>>684648224
>>684646800
SAUCE!

>>684653179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnF0s_CdJfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lce06Hw2VOA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwjGZcsb8ec

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>>684653511
Thank you kind sir

>>684653511
lol this can't be real?

>>684652612
fake and gay

>>684654474
>lol
on 4chan...
use kek already

>>684654474
its not. he was kinda funny, he used to dress up as a girl in some videos also

>>684654886
>lol
>kek
Not zozzle