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Fluffy thread and also heres the story I promised I'd finish
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Fluffy thread and also heres the story I promised I'd finish

>Im walking from the store with a bag of fruits and veggies in hand
>see a sign that says ROAD UNDER CONSTRUCTION.
>Fuck, now I have to go through the park. Ferals fucken litter that place.
>Not even halfway through and a smarty with his herd stops me in my track.
>"Dummeh hooman! Gib nummies to smawty or I gib owwies!"
>ugh, their broken english always bothered me.
>Hmm
>That gives me an idea.
>I curb stomp the little shit and grab a foal from one of the mares.
>"NUUUUU! NU TAKE BABBEHS! BABBEHS NEE MUMMAH!! HEWP ME HEWD!"
>The little cunt and the rest try to fight back with their little hooves and horns but nothing like a few swift kicks to shut them up.
>"Nu take babbehs.. Hu hu hu..."
>I casually walk away with my foal in hand.
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This thread is going to be full of autism. Everyone who posts after this is autistic.
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>>684640234
You have autism.
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>>684640104
>I get home, put away my food and check the little guy out.
>Blue alicorn with a green mane.
>ugly colors but whatever its a nalicor so he's a special case.
>"Chirp! Mummah! Chirp!"
>I grab some milk from the fridge and feed the little shit canon.
>He drinks it up and quickly goes to sleep.
"Im gonna call you... Norman."
>Soft coos are coming from the tiny foal, this guy will be the perfect subject for my language correction test.
>The past few day Have been fine
>He speaks in that gibberish, but he's a foal so thats expected.
>"Daddeh, pway wit nowman pwease!"
>Now for his first of many tests
"If course norman, but call me "dad" okay?"
>He looks at me with confusion but quickly understood what I ment.
>"Otay! I caw you dad!"
>wow, quick learner this could be easier than I thought.
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>>684640162
I have autismo durrr
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>>684640447
Enjoying your Aspergers?
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>>684640447
~one month later~

>This one is getting on my nerves
>No matter how many times I correct him he still makes the same mistakes.
>"I L-love kibbow"
"No, its pronounced kibble,KIBBLE! KI-BB-LE! Try again and if you slip you get the sorry stick!"
>"Im try dad! I try! It Hard!"
"From the top."
>For the past month I've been teaching him to pronounce his word like a good fluffy. And he did make noticeable improvements but he still calls spaghetti "sketties" and food "nummies".
>so far he's saying words like "love" and "fluffy" very fluently but still has that fluffish type of word slurring.
>"I Love K-ibble. *gasp* dad I did it I did it!"
"You sure did norman! Im so proud of you! As a reward you get to eat spaghetti!
>"Yay! I get to eat sketties!"
>ugh, one step at a time.
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>>684640581
You do, You enjoy this disgusting shit. Only autism explains it.
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>>684640639
You literally write stories about little fluffy creatures being tortured. You have autism.
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>>684640596
Yea i got insparation from that comic
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>>684640639
~two years latter~

>A whole two fucken years and I finally did it, with a few thousand sorry stick slaps though but I did it!
>He speak so fluently you'd think he was a human.
>Now it is time for the ultimate test.
>Taking him to see the neighborhood for the first time.
>"Dad im scared, what if the other fluffy are mean to me?"
"Don't worry about it, I'll be with you all the way."
>"Okay, I know you will protect me!"
>I walk him to a fluffy park near my house and sat next to some people who brought their fluffies.
>I got some dumbfounded glances from the other owners cause of the way norman speaks.
>I set him down to go run and play with the others.
"Go on, play with the other fluffies. I'll be right here."
>He trots over too the others and is welcomed with smiles.
>"Hewo fwend! Wan pway wif me!"
>He just nods, obviously afraid and proceeds to play on a mini seesaw.
>To be honest it was super cute to watch him play with the others. That is until he spoke.
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>>684640750
>>684640928
Both of you have a serious case of autism, Get help while you can.
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>>684640928
>"this is fun, what should we do next buddies!"
>The other fluffies looked at him with a confused look obviously startled by his words.
>"you sownd funneh, aw you otay?"
>The other fluffies surround him, I slowly edge out of my seat just in case.
>"You no sowd wike fwuffy aw you smawty?"
>"No, but I ca-"
>"DUMMEH! WEAVE MAH HEWD AWONE!!"
>A fluffy thats slightly bigger than the rest walks up to norman, I prepare for the worst but watched to see what norman does in this situation.
>"I-Im sorry, I didn't know this was your herd. I'll go now if tha-SCREEE!!"
>The smarty hoofed norman in the face and stared him down, cheeks puffed out.
>"You nu fwuffy, you munsta! I gib you foeva sweepies!"
>He raised both his hooves ready to strike but is encased in a blue aura.
>Norman lifted up the smarty with his magic, very weak magic but just enough to lift him half an inch off the ground.
>I taught him levetation.
>"pweety hown sparkies." The fluffies stared in awe as well as their owners.
>"Leave me and these mares alone or I'll kill you instead!"
>I could tell he was trying to act tough but was very scared.
>He then put the smarty down and the little brat ran away as well as a few mares.
"Norman, It's time to come home! It's spaghetti night!"
>"Coming dad!"
>He proceeded to say bye to the other fluffies but each just stared at him, and he ran over to me and jump in my arms.
>And like I did 2 years ago, I walked casually with my foal in hand.

Should i do a part 2?
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>>684640928
c'mo anon - if cannot write the fluffy language or have your fluffy speak 'normally', its not really a fluffy and you are inadvertently writing a child abuse story.
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>>684641226
No. KYS you autistic fuck.
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>>684641229
Triggered much
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>>684640649
>>684641058
>>684641229
>>684641437
Thanks for the bumps ;)
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>>684641226
just stop here - this is not going to turn out well and other anons will screencap this and mock for you months in the cringe and YLYL threads.
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>>684641839
Im fine with that
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Cont
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>>684641954
No cont
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I want Wolfram's work damn it! I know someone just have a massive file with all his shit.
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Bumpity
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>>684642158
Speak of the devil, kek.
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>>684642003
Ok I'll do it for you, also what did you guys think of my first green?
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>>684641437
lmao stay mad :^)
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>>684642345
Pretty gr8 m8 tbhfam
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Bumpy road ahead
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WWII morty
shit was crazy...
it was like i was getting fucked and eating my own pussy at the same time
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>>684642345
Can someone screen cap my green for later use?
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>>684643180
You do it, faglord mcjuckerfuck
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>>684642974
Pic semi related
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SMOKEY WAWA
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>>684643778
Can't have a fluffy thread without smokey wawa
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>>684643598
c'mon - would a fluffy really need to assume that position? And why would a female need to do it?
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>>684643778
:^)
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>>684643099
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>>684640234
Where's the bit where she gets killed?
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bit of a random request, but does anyone have the one of a fluffy that didn't want to play because it was too hot, so the owner shot it with a water gun? Saw it a while ago and want to save it.
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>>684640442
>sjw detected
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>>684642155
her*
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>>684643180
Why don't you just post it on fluffybooru? It will stay there and you'll get some actual critique on your writing.
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here's some fluffy-origin humor for you guys

>"Teww Powduh stowy! Teww stowy daddeh!"
>your white fluffy is up on his hind legs, pawing at the side of your armchair
>you got him at discount after the market for good colors went under
>"Well little one," you say to Powder, "this isn't really a story for fluffies, and fluffies probably wouldn't understand."
>"Is otay daddeh! Powduh nu unnastan anyfin anyway!"
>wise beyond his years
>"Wat am bookie daddeh weadin?"
>"My book is called the Bible, Powder, and the story is Genesis. It's the tale of where we all came from."
>"WUV bemsisis! Wead stowy wead stowy! Fwuffy wan kno whewe hoomins fwom!"
>you sigh, but you can't stop the chuckle that escapes afterwards
>"Alright Powder. Genesis tells us that we were made by...well, by a big, strong daddy in the sky."
>"Daddeh haf daddeh..?" the fluffy asks uncertainly
>"Well yes, he made the first humans. He thought he would make them absolutely perfect, and he gave them the nicest place to stay."
>your fluffy hops up into your lap and curls into a ball to keep listening
>"But one day, a bad person came, and he made the daddy in the sky realize that we aren't perfect at all."
>"So daddy abandoned us, he threw us out of the nice place and didn't love us as much after that."
>"Everything got hard after that, because even though we were supposed to be in our nice, safe place, we were out in the cold, abandoned."
>"And it's been like that ever since."
>"Dat souns su meanie..daddehs nu am spose to weave babbehs! Even if bad babbehs."
>you pat your fuzzball and the two of you ruminate silently
>"You know Powder..maybe you would understand the Bible."
>Powder yawns sleepily, and shifts to hug your leg
>"wuv stowies daddeh.."
the end
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>>684648567
you could elaborate a bit more, maybe write a second part... if you're into abuse then pair it up with a nice revelations or leviticus
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>>684645013
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>>684649929
Just my personal opinion, but I've never been fond of carnivorous duck's art style.
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>>684642155

I have a couple pictures.

Maybe everyone should circulate the tapes and post what they have so more people can save it, I guess.
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>>684650211
Same, but cant tell why.
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>>684642892
Can we start a petition to bring the xxl chalupa back? Taco bell just isn't the same without it
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>>684649929
I don't get it. The fluffy tracks mud in, so take its hooves off and therefore get blood everywhere. And in all the time it took to have the procedure done, he still hasn't cleaned up the hoofprints which will now be dried up and harder to clean.

Why even give a fluffy a catflap to walk in the garden then complain when it comes in dirty? What did you think would happen?
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>>684650789
What da shit o_O
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>>684651813
>o_O
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>>684650789
How does that even work?
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>>684652748
>tfw you the niggest poopie babbeh
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>>684652926
>weirdbox
Physics don't apply
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>>684652926
idk its funny though
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>>684642155
Someone a while back posted a link too a huge fluffy collection, let me see if I still have the links
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>>684653635
pls
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>>684653867
Here's Part 1
https://mega.nz/#!PRpxSYzB!vdP-HMmMVxtMJAobDCusQ4cWkB-km_40dl7Co7vL8tQ
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>>684654315
Small file eh?
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>>684653867
>>684654315
And here's part 2
https://mega.nz/#!ORxjCQYD!t9-y1G9AlP5DDJeHGa76BxL-qLHHyDazSnZ83ptjcQM
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>>684654450
Yeah I know, someone posted it and said they collected a lot of stuff from the booru from there. I saved the link to enjoy the work
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>>684654758
I love this stuff but 2 gigs is too much for me to download with my shit connection. Still, you're doing the devil's work m8
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>>684641226
>magic
>I taught him levetation
Ok mate what the actual fuck?
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>>684655076
You're looking for just wolfram's stuff??
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>>684655885
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FUCK YEAH!!!
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Woah. This stuff is messed up! How can you sick weirdos justify this awful "art"?!?
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>>684656147
Why do we have to justify anything? To anyone?
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>>684642345
I kind of like the idea of a fluffy reaching it's full potential, though I think it needs a bit more. My suggestion is that it actually starts thinking like a human and wants to kill/torture/hate fluffies because they are so stupid and worthless.
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>>684656147
>?!?
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>>684656456
>>684656628
You guys are no fun.
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>>684650211
Me either.
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>>684655937
No it's just that I'd have to wait ages for this to download, even with mega, so I'd rather browse the booru
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