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Order 100 extra large pizzas to a nearby homeless shelter

I don't fucking get it.
I called her and did her a huge favor by spending my time waiting for her fat, black ass to waddle itself just to pick it up and she goes mad at me...
What the fuck is wrong with these people?

>>684636502
It's Norway, every call I make is traceable.
Every transaction I make is traceable.
Every payphone has a camera on top of it or near it.
It's like BigBrother

Pic of whole card

>>684636708
I thought Norway was too cold for niggers

Op don't be a fag. What are we supposed to do when you're covering up the card?

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>>684636708
Can you order online from a public library?

>>684636842
Let's not do that.

>>684636863
You'd be fucking perplexed.
>>684637029
Sure I can. But every library has a camera, right?
They can find when I did the transaction and check the cameras = op is kill
>>684637007
I didn't suck on boat pedals when I was a kid

>>684637039
Let's do. What's the point of this thread if op is going to continue being such a faggot?

>>684637233
What about a payphone. Try and find one without cameras

>>684637298
But, OP is always a faggot, that remains.
Giving you the pic would also mean giving you access to her info.
Which is a no-no.

>be 23
>go out drinking with coworkers
>get fucking tanked, black out at about 1am
>regain memory at around 4am
>apparently trying to walk the 10 miles home
>lost as shit, wandering into the bad part of town
>group of niggers comes up to me
>I try to be friendly and explain situation, ask where I am
>they just laugh
>I offer to pay them for directions
>head nigger pulls out a gun
>"damn right you're going to pay"
>they basically drag me to an ATM after finding out I only had 10 bucks in my wallet
>gun nigger stays to the side so he doesn't get on ATM camera
>tell them I only have 200 bucks in my account (thankfully none of them came up and checked )
>hand over the 200
>call the police after I'm out of the area
>one of the responding officers was a nigger
>gets all up in my face because I said "a bunch of niggers" when I called 911 describing what happened
>arrests me for public intoxication
>they never follow up on the theft, kept calling me a liar

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>>684636038
>put it in a wallet
>drop it near a gypsy
They'll know what to do

>>684637511
And what could I do from there?
Ordering pizzas is fucking boring
I wanna order a live pig and release it into the mosque in Oslo

>>684637691
this OP

>>684637691
Well that is some clever fucking thinking
But I wanna have amusement from this
>>684637556
Man, I don't know, what the fuck
Fucking orangutans

>>684637746
replace mosque with rapefugee camp

>>684637761
OP will not gain entertainment from giving the card to a gypsy
OP is here purely for entertainment

>>684637556
Fucking monkeys. Why the fuck did they end slavery by giving them freedom instead of shipping them all back home to Africa.

>>684638077
Don't know where those are in Oslo, and if there are, how the fuck do I bring a motherfucking swine there without being mauled by 52 somalians?
The mosque area is dead silent at night and I can just drive the pig there

Has anyone mentioned how much of a fag OP is?

DEPORT ALL NIGGERS BACK TO AFRICA
SHOT THOSE WHO RESIST
HAIL TRUMP

>>684638337
shoot*
lewd

Tl;dr how do I buy a pig in norway

>>684638285
You got to be sneaky with the rapefugeecamp, but the level of delivery would be unbelivable. You want to become a legend? Do it.

>>684638337
HAIL TRUMP

>>684638547
Work with me then
Find me a way to use the card to possibly get cash out of it, then I know how to get piggies

>>684637556
>>684637994
I forgot to mention, I lost my keys at some point in the night (honestly can't remember if I lost them before or if the niggers stole them). So the night I got out of jail I had to sleep on the sidewalk outside my apartment until maintenance woke up to make me a new key. Worst weekend of my life, thanks entirely to niggers

>>684636038
>Call her again from a payphone.
>Record Conversation.
>Tell her you are at (insert random location near public camera that you can view on the internet).
>Look at the video on the internet and record her walking around and looking for you.
>post the shit in this thread
>Have lulz

>>684638671
Do you have these Supermarkets that accept cards using signature or do not check at all who uses them?
If so, buy cheap water with bottle deposit, empty the water out of the bottles and turn the bottles in for the deposit. Old money laundry method I used when selling drugs in Highschool.

Pretty solid debit card security here fam, give it to some gypsies and they'll probably use it worse than /b/ knows how to

>>684639127
this

>>684636038
>>684639127
this guy has the right idea

>>684636038

>that story smells like bullshit
>justsayin

>>684636038
>make a paypal
>transfer money on card to paypal
>transfer money on paypal to bitcoins
>???
>profit

>>684639166
Good trick, but outdated
Cheapest bottle of anything: 14kr-
Deposit from those bottles: 1kr-
We only have supermarkets that accept the card if you type in the 4 digit pin
>>684639127
Way too much shit to do for no amusement at all
>sit and look at a nigger walk around
I can do that by looking out of my window

>>684639268
Hello there

>>684639490
Motherfucker are you stupid?
How do i make a paypal for the card if I have NO INFO except the card
How wouldnI make those transactions when they're also traceable?

>>684639362
>AIDS INTENSIFIES

>>684639553
well, we Germans have 8 cent Water with 25 cent deposit. Still works here I guess ^^

>>684639415

I know it'as Asis, but do you have a source for this set?

>>684639017
Nigger are you a full retard? Maintenance guys for apts are on call 24/7. So, when your semen clogs the pipes from jerking it to traps and trans niggers, your house doesn't fill with shit and jizz.

>>684640453
Well, you Germans also have as many muslims and niggers as Norway does, so don't be too proud of your silly water there

>>684637534
A "no-no"? Wow you're a fag. Gtfo my chan

>>684640874
Well, If I find a niggercard free state care 24/7 I *WILL* deliver a pig to a rapefugeecamp for sure. Germans do always deliver - National Pride etc.

>>684640854
Not everywhere you delusional fucking imbecile
I got locked out of my apartment building a few months back and the maintenance couldn't come till the morning

>>684636038
possible scenarios

* sign up to all kinds of pornsites. share the access with b/.

* use tor/vpn/whatever works to hide your physical machine. use a public wifi spot like starbucks. transfer all money to another acc or buy some shit.

* half burn the card the leave it at her house or anywhere she can find it later.

* dress as a hobo transgender with beard and cash out from any atm.

>>684640854
i didn't have the number.

>>684641161
Yeah fuck your face and 'your chan' you diaper shitting little brat

>>684640854
also this was back in the era before smartphones with internet were everywhere. I had a motorola slvr with no data plan.

>>684641239
Can't do most of those things because no pin

>>684641388
should have been a "so there was no way for me to look it up" at the end of that

If the faggot OP speaks the truth and everything is being watched, wouldn't they be reading this and any thing you do will be already known anyway?

>>684636842
Fuck yeah here we go. Post card info. There's a hungry Nigerian out there who will profit from this.

>>684637039
>will provide
>denies first reasonable decent idea
Fail as fuck. Abandon thread

It's not a creditcard right, so wtf are you gonna do with it?

>>684641590
Cuz I dindu nuffin yet and also:

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>684641482
another idea cuz i am a sick fuck...

cum on the card, let it dry, give it back. bonus if you can manage to give some std, or pox...

>>684637534
>
You're a fucking moron which is why you went out of your way to help this woman in the first place
Everything is your fault and u suck

>>684641907
Swipe it through your manboobs and demand to speak with the zoo manager fuck you

>>684639017
>thanks entirely to niggers
i'd say getting black out drunk out played a big part too

>>684637534
SAGE
Yeah they're totally going to backtrace it to 4 Chan.

>>684641965
That's fuckig creepy
I have no stds either
>>684642024
Yeah sorry for being a decent human being, fuck right off

>>684642092
so it's ok for niggers to rob people just because they're drunk?

>>684642147
I meant, he would get the card info which means he would know her namr and be able to find her phone etxetcetcetcetc
Not the fucking police you shallow fucking jizz stain

>>684636038
Whatever you do is going to have some risk attached. Maybe you should just drop it in front of some gypsies like previously suggested.

>>684641482
You can do online stuff cause that requires the 3 digit security code on the back of the card, not the PIN. Or at least thats how it is in the US I cant say I know if its the same over there

>>684642064
Are you retarded?

op prove that you are not a nigro loving faggot cuck and post full picture of the card.

>>684639017
Poor you. Call a cab next time.

>>684642242
>decent human being
>trying to run someone's credit card without out getting caught after u felt stupid
>not doing the one good idea
You're a dumb ass and not a decent person
Sage

>>684642413
Are you?
No one said it's a credit card
It even says it's a fucking bank card
I'm asking for ideas, not your cptn. Hindsight wisdom

>>684642583
i would have if i were thinking clearly. I have no idea why I decided to try and walk home. I have tried very hard to remember the last couple hours of that night and I can't, and none of my coworkers would/could tell me.

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>>684642356
are you dumb? where did i say that?

>>684642666
That fucking card cant be used for anything since you dont have the pin-code. Got it now, you fucking idiot?

>>684639268
would let her suffocate me with those udders until i dieded

>>684636708
just post the card details :p

>>684642891
It can, and I fucking know where it can
I just don't know how to do it without getting tracked down, you asslicking fucking supplicant

>>684642841
you're implying it's my fault for being robbed because I was drunk.

OP is a faggot and lied to us. Thread closed.

>>684642811
cut the card in pieces and then take a picture of a pile of those pieces and post? com on op deliver something!!?

>>684643073
Nigerchi Niggher Nigg
Nig number: 6612 53 66244
Nognig code: 5325 244
Niger, Niggerstreet, Nigeria, 66
Postbox: Nigger

>>684643122
So explain where exactly you can use it.

>>684643321
I can order shit from the ineternet, just needs the CVV code which is written on the card
I can pay at restaurants because it's swipe-only.
I can use it on the phone by just giving the card details

This thread is a fail. Op doesn't have the balls to do anything, yet asked for ideas. This is the type of pussy shit we don't need here. Op just throw the card away and get back to 8th grade. This is faggotry at the highest degree. Sage in all fields.

>>684643130
you could have easily prevented it by showing some decency and intelligence. the robbers should be prosecuted, no doubt, but you're a fucking moron and should stop bitching.

>>684643122

here is how you dont get tracked down.

virtual machine + tor + vpn + public wifi.

delete the disk image after the deed is done.

did i miss anythin? plz do tell me

>>684643497
>op refuses to be stupid and risk
>this thread is fail
Well, yes
You failed

>>684643513
i fucking told you i tried to be nice and friendly and was willing to pay for simple directions. Whites would not have treated me like that. Niggers are scum and so are you. I wouldn't be surprised if you're a nigger yourself.

>>684643659
Op shouldn't have started this thread in the first place if he was going to be a pussy. Thread is fail

>>684643485
Donate to Bernie Sanders

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OP WAS A MASSIVE FAGGOT TODAY

SAGE TO THE MAXIMUS

>>684643513
>decency
To the white man that means acting civil
To the Nigger that means weakness.

>>684643975
Fuck the
He's gonna be dead by the time the money is transferred to him
Fucker's 74, it's a bit too late for him to be the president

>>684644129
That's the point. She's fucked over and theoeny will have gone to waste.

>>684644065
>sage
>posts a gif

>>684643950
>>684644109
if you'd just chosen to not get black out drunk you'd had have a perfectly fine night. obviously once you didn't know where you are and met some robber you were fucked but the point where you fucked up is much earlier. but hey, you obviously never heard about being responsible and not a fucking retard.

>>684644342
im newfag?

>>684637556
>bitching when you get mugged & police don't help
at least the police didn't shoot you for your skin colour

>>684644609
How old are you? 12? Probably never even touched alcohol, have you?

>>684644744
Not necessarily, but you're fucking stupid

>>684644900
Or he is a mudslime.

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>>684641161
>my chan

ultimate autistic faggot

>>684644609
When I got lost in a white residential neighborhood while plastered, I got a ride home and made a good friend. Hell, my Venezuelan neighbor mows my lawn and his just because hes that nice. Not once has a black person done something for me. Not once. Only thing a black person has done is mig me once, and another attepted mugging, and I had my car broken into by a pack of niggers as well (they were caught, of course.) Theyre a drain on society and need to be forced out of this country.

>>684640453
8cent water holy shit

>>684644609
it wasn't intentional you dense shit. Sometimes you have out of control nights with alcohol, it's the way the drug works. I bet you're some straight-edge faggot who is like "I'll have a milk, please" at the bar.

I was having fun and went overboard. Every adult does at some point. Those niggers would have robbed me even if I was stone cold sober.

>>684639268
Only a stripper would dress like that, right?

>>684644812
shut up nigger

>>684644900
>either you get black out drunk or you don't drink at all
you've got problems and you need to grow up.
>>684645059
who the fuck cares? you've gotten lucky in one case and it has nothing to do with what i am talking about.
>>684645350
>i-it's not my fault i lost control and did stupid decisions
>i-it's those damn niggers, i swear!
yeah i've lost control too but i don't blame others. and like i said the niggers should have been prosecuted but you're still a moron that didn't learn his lesson.

>>684645742
rapist spotted. You're using the exact same arguments neckbeards make when they get arrested for raping a drunk girl. B-b-but officer she was so fucked up what did she expect? I can't control my penis!

Like I said, they would have gladly robbed me even if i was so sober I was handing out bibles and telling them about my good buddy jesus ch rist. Me being drunk had nothing to do with it beyond the time i was out at night. Should people just retreat to their homes at 10pm and never drink at all to protect ourselves from the savage niggers? You sound like the most stuck up asshole. I guarantee if you got mugged while drunk you'd be crying about it, not "well I was drunk, my bad, no worries nigger have all my shit"

Kjøp masse shit på ebay og send til naboens adresse. du trenger ikke kodebrikke etc for å betale gjennom paypal:) du prøvde å være grei. du fortjener alt du klarer å skrape ut av negerkortet

>>684636038
Since you already met her i would cut it up and walk away. Don't be stupid

Jealous of malongschlong huh (: it's goku status

>>684637556
Be you. Stupid. Niggers are niggers. Takeagunnexttimenewfag.png

>>684646095
>everythings black or white

>rapist spotted. You're using the exact same arguments neckbeards make when they get arrested for raping a drunk girl. B-b-but officer she was so fucked up what did she expect? I can't control my penis!
are you braindead? i very clearly stated that you are responsible for your actions. yes, they wronged you but you could have easily prevented the situation while still having fun so you should keep your bitching to a minimum. and you sure as fuck shouldn't compare yourself to a rape victim you fucking retard.
>Me being drunk had nothing to do with it beyond the time i was out at night.
you being drunk had everything to do with it. if you weren't drunk you wouldn't have been wondering through the city.

>>684639268
This is why i'm not racist against black women

>>684636038
>What can I do with her card to fuck with her to the max without it being traceable back to me?


Give it to another nigger and let him fuck with it.

>>684640854
Kek

>>684646095
>I guarantee if you got mugged while drunk you'd be crying about it
Not the same anon, but this is fucked. I wouldn't be crying about shit. Defend yourself, faggot. Nigger pulls a gun on you, you give him $200 and cry about it later. Nigger pulls a gun on me, I pull mine and smoke his ass.

The reason niggers do this shit is because pussies like you let them get away with it.

>>684646932
i could have been. If I had gone out with them and just not drank, I would have still had to walk back to my car a couple miles away. It's not unreasonable to think I might have still gotten lost because I never go downtown, and at night it's hard for me to tell direction even sober.

Sounds like you have a very adversarial relationship with alcohol and are mad about something it made you or a family member do in the past. Enjoy sipping on your milk at t he bar while the adults have fun and occasionally make mistakes.

>>684636566

I was walking behind some nigger jabbering away on his phone once and he dropped an ID card. I picked it up and called out to him and the cunt just ignored me completely. I then chased up to him and tapped him on the arm to get his attention (don't worry I washed my hands when I got home) passed him the card and told him he dropped it. He snatched it out of my hand and looked at me in a disgusted manner as if how dare I interrupt his highly important conversation.

Fucking niggers, man.

>>684647178
your statement would be valid...if i had a fucking gun, which i fucking didn't. It's not the same situation at all. You've also never had a gun pointed at your face - all you hoo rah mah gun faggots would shi t themselves if you ever had to use your gun off the range.

what is an unarmed person going to do with a gun in his face? Bruce lee his way out of it? Life isn't like the movies faggot.

>>684647178
>Nigger pulls a gun on me, I pull mine and smoke his ass.
since he pulled first and he has done so before numerous times you'll probably get shot even if u manage to shoot him as well and you face court even if you live cuz u must prove you were the one being robbed and not him,and you only have one kidney and a colostomy bag because u got shot like the fag you are.
the nigger doesnt give a fuck cuz he has nothing to live for.

>>684647357
then maybe leave with some buddies of yours? call a cap? get drunk to have fun but not black out drunk? look up google maps and check the area because you know that's what responsible adults do.

alcohol has nothing to do with this. i'm mad because i hate people like you who can't have done anything wrong ever. you fucked up, niggers took advantage of you and that's their fault but you fucked up in the first place.

>>684643950
Who offers to pay for directions? They were wrong to rob you, but you were actng like a pussy,and by offering money for a simple favor you were being disrespectful, albeit probably accidentaly.

>>684648044
my friends were supposed to give me a ride home. They didn't and none of them ever would tell me why. I didn't know any cab companies numbers and if you read my posts you'd know I didn't have a smartphone at the time to look it up. I also like I said only had 10 bucks cash on me, not enough to get a ride home. If you're going to try and shit on me at least read my full story.

>>684647683
I guarantee the nigger has only fired that thing a handful of times, if at all. He couldn't hit shit. He's probably too scared to actually use it anyway. He just has it for intimidation.

>>684648209
i asked nicely at first but they wouldn't and I was desperate. The answer to your q uestion is "a drunk person".

>>684639811
you can use the bank account datas for the Paypal account

>>684645466
shut it cum skin.

>>684647589
>if i had a fucking gun, which i fucking didn't
There's your problem.

You're missing the point. You tried relying on the police to handle the situation after the fact. How did that work out for you? Sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own self defense.

>>684648273
i did read your story and it's really telling that you always think that i'm talking about the time after you left the bar. if you weren't black out drunk you could have asked whoever worked at the bar to call you a cab. did you seriously never learn that walking all alone at night through downtown is dangerous? do you never think even two seconds ahead? did you not know that during a night where everyone drinks plans always change? i thought you were so experienced with alcohol?

>>684648821
I'm White, the police are supposed to be on my side. The White officer was on my side, but the nigger officer who probably got affirmative actioned in was too pissed off because I said "nigger" to the 911 operator and I got treated like a nigger. I do have a gun but I don't bring it to the bar, because you shouldn't be carrying a weapon while you're drinking.

>>684636038
nigger here,

cant simply hate an entire race over some bullshit like that, she's fucking retarded, point blank and there's nothing more to it. I've been in that same position NUMEROUS times, im not even fucking joking, I've had white people, asians, indians etc all judge me and accuse me of shit, when I'm simply trying to do what's right. thats life, get over it. Ofc, fuck around with her, bitch deserves it for being so fucking retarded and unappreciative, but not all black people are like that, infact not all humans are like that.

p.s. im black and i fucking hate black people too, but there's some cool ones out there

>>684648896
if you fucking read what i wrote like you claim to, you'd know that I have absolutely no memory of my last hour at the bar. I do not know hwat happened and what made me try to walk home. My "friends" would only say that they agreed to give me a ride but didn't do it and they would not tell me why.

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>>684636863
We wish...
>Another Oslofag btw

You can't really do anything online without a billing address. Maybe you should go to a different country and use the card there?

>>684644812
In 2015 there were 300 black people shot by the cops. 300 something.

300 fucking something out of the tens of thousands to hundreds of thousands of interactions with police.

Fuck off.

>>684649181
so it all comes back to you fucking up by losing control over yourself. yes, you've been unlucky with friends and niggers but if you had been intelligent and responsible you wouldn't had to rely on luck for the night to end good. how dense are you to not understand that? the only way i'd say you had no way to prevent this is if someone slipped something in your drink. but that's likely not what happened, right?

>>684644812
they did arrest me for my skin color and "racist" views though. If I hadn't gone on anigger rant to the 911 lady I would have gotten a lot more help.

>>684639017
It's entirely on your dumbass decision to get drunk. Granted the 'niggers' did wrong, but your dumb ass fucked up.

>>684649815
whether i could have prevented it or not is irrelevant. My entire point was that yes, I fucked up, but the nigger savages made it much worse. If I had been lost in my regular neighborhood I would have been taken in by friendly Whites and probably even cooked a nice hangover breakfast. The problem is niggers.

Seriously just take a pic of both sides and upload it to 4chins

>>684646932
Jesus Christ, what are you?!
>You are responsible for your actions!
>You could have easily avoided the situation!
Wow you are one retarded straight out of fairy tale land individual.

First of all, your arguments are not at all useful in this conversation. It does not matter whether he was drunk or not, what matters is that a wilde pack of nigger threatened and robbed him.

Secondly, about the "you could have avoided the situation". What situation? He could have avoided being robbed? By....being not drunk?

Yes sorry officer, the girl just dressed really hot, I just couldn't resist touching her. She could have avoided the situation though, by well you know, not dressing like a slut.

Your argumentation makes me furious. You are the kind of individual that screams, if a girl gets pregnant and the guy does not want the kid, "you should take your responsibility man!". No, retard, having kids is a mutual decision stop your nonsense.

Get out and go live in the middle-east where this kind of thinking is normal.

>>684637534
That's it, /b/ is kill

>>684650249
>if i am intoxicated in an area where most people know me and eachother things are much friendlier than in a shady area of downtown
holy fuck, did you figure that out by yourself, you genius?

>>684645742
I bet you are nice to party with. Faggot. You're still probably a minor though. If not, you're a fucking nerd as you never got drunk for real.

>>684650570
thanks brother. I'm glad I'm not the only one on here who can read and understand logic

>>684650570
you are horribly bad at both understanding my posts and predicting my stances on different topics.

>>684639017
HURRR DURR I GOT DRUNK AND MY KEYS GOT STOLEN BY BLACK PEOPLE HURR DURR FUCK BLACK PEOPLE FOR STEALING MY KEYS BECAUSE I WAS BEING A DRUNKEN DICKHEAD HURRRDUURR

thats you. you fucking muppet.

>>684650659
it has nothing to do with them knowing me. It is a racial difference. Blacks are always looking to take advantage of people in need for their own gain. Whites see a fellow White in need and will help them, even if they are cautious about it. It's humanity versus the animal kingdom.

>>684647589
It wouldn't even be valid, unless you had a deathwish. Lol at internet tough guys.

>>684650859
enjoy your milk at the bar you fucking child

>>684650570
>what matters is that a wilde pack of nigger threatened and robbed him
Again, they continue to do this shit because you pussies allow it. Do your part in this war. Letting niggers walk all over you and crying about it later does nothing.