>>684628223
You've got my attention... You should try to start a thread on /hc/.

>>684628223
>/b me
>going to see an escort
>nice body and the perfect pussy, tight as hell
>slide in, condom breaks
>put another on, condom breaks
>she says fuck it and hops on my bare cock like it was the last one she'd ever have
>blow a massive load in her pussy
>we fucked a few more times since
>m4w
>last time she had another john eat the creampie i left inside her

>>684630554
>MFW AIDS

>>684630554
Was it worth it anon?
what she look like?

>/b/ me
>fucking gf, she really into it
>tell her im about to cum
>want to cum inside her and tell her
>she starts grinding my cock with the power of 9000 suns
>try to pull out because kids are 4 fags
>nutterino inside her vagoo for the first time ever
>best nut of my life

Always cum in them.. Itsa de beste
Near childexperience one time but i brainfucked her n she aborted the thing..

>>684634122
Jesus on you...

>>684630554
>Not knowing how to properly put on a condom
Do you even squeeze the tip nigger? Gotta vacuum that shit and don't buy cheap, tf is wrong with you?

>>684634828
yeah well i have a huge dong it 1.5 and a half meater so they don't make um that big

told girlfriend i was about to cum and she grabbed my lower back and pulled me into her hard so i nutted inside

that was unexpected. always pulled out before that and nutted on her stomach. never told her in advance though

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>Having sex with my gf in missionary
>About to blow my load
>Tell my gf that I'm about to cum, so we should switch positions
>She wraps her legs behind my back and pushes my dick further inside her
>Tells me to cum
>ABORT ABORT
>Can't abort, too late, feels too good man, can't stop myself now
>Cum inside and have a mindblowing orgasm just because I came inside her
>Can feel my dick pumping cum into her many seconds later
>She's absolutely ecstatic about it
>She tells me how she enjoys it, when she's full of my cum, how it keeps pouring out of her
And that's how my gf discovered her current fetish: creampie. She's on pills, so I have absolutely nothing to complain about. I can always cum inside these days. I love it, she loves it and everything's great.

>>684635221
So you're hung like a baby? 1.5 inches is not something to brag about.

>>684635869
you are a stupid cunt.

>>684635221
1.5 meters is like 60 inches, which is impossible.

>>684636244
for you :)

>>684636244
Would also be horrible to deal with day to day.

>>684636244
stfu nerd

>>684635496
Lucky bastard

>>684636734
Child underage and B&

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>>684635496

>TFW pills fuck my gf vagoo up

>>684637428
In what way?

>>684637428
Pills can fuck up hormones which can cause month long periods and so on, not the vagina.

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>>684637102
It was quite a change. For the first year of our relationship I was using a condom, then it all changed, just like that. After this I'm never ever touching a condom again, those things fucking suck.

>>684637428
It's funny how pills are so case-by-case with women. My gf says that they have caused minor acne from time to time, but that's it. I have not seen any change in her behaviour, or in her vagoo.

Regards, >>684635496

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>be on vacation with GF
>just turned 21 so sex drive is at its maximum
Fucking 3-5 times a day
>eventually run out of condoms
>she begs and claws at my chest we just couldn't contain ourselves
>risk of pregnancy be damned
>hands down the best orgasm I ever had

I tell you it was amazing,

I meet the married woman. Fist time we had sex she tell me that she make her husband use a condom I laugh you should make me use one she asked why. I just came in you.

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>mfw
>no videos just anons talking about porn they seen

>>684635496
Don't trust her.
She might be on pills but she might "forget" them at some point.
Women are cunts.

h t t p://w w w.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1404072579

>my girl is on BC
>still doesn't let me nut in her cause paranoia

A-at least I can fuck without a condom...r-right fellas? Thinking about just coming inside her without warning one time, but I think that might get me in trouble.

>>684638904
Just do it

>>684638904
ive literally came inside my gf over 100 times so far while shes on bc and shes missed pills and shes not preggo

>>684628223
> be me
> at the beach
> tropical storm can't do anything outside
> she starts rubbing my dick through pants
> I pull pants off and sit on couch
> she starts licking my balls and blowing me
> edges me till I am in actual pain
> sits on it, disgonbegood.jpg
> 30 seconds of squatting on my dick and eruption is imminent
> tell her no babbie pls
> blow greatest load ever, feels like spine has melted and launched out of dick
> almost pass out from sheer orgasmic delight
> jizz EVERYWHERE

Be me, 18 years old my girlfriend 16 or 17 dated since she was 13. Knowing i was going to leave her and move back to home state in a month or so i was cautious. Fucked daily but never used a rubber. She tells me she me to cum in her. Fuck that. Shes acting weird before we fuck so i knew something was up. Start fucking and tell her im going to blow it knowing i wasnt close. Go to pull out and she wraps her kegs tight against me and i fight it some but just say fuckit and pump hard for about 5 to 10 seconds acting like i came. Never cum but get pissed with her and chew her ass making her think i did. Jerked off in the bathroom so no blueballs ha. Left a couple weeks later knowing i had no worry for a kid. Never seen her again. Good pussy tho and sucked dick like a champ, just crazy and suicidal as fuck.

>>684640257
sounds like a very mature and mutually respectful relationship

>>684630554
>shit that didn't actually happen

>be me, 17, years ago
>meet 40ish married woman on yahoo
>normal at first but of course turns sexual since I'm typing this
>she meets me at my house during the day when I'm alone because I'm retarded and thinking with my dick
>luckily she isn't a serial killer, is 6/10, cute face, great boobs, "mom look" but that was exactly what I wanted
>we smoke pot, make out, i put a condom on and we start to fuck
>she tells me "anon, i can't get pregnant, please anon" as she's fiddling with my cock, taking the condom off
>not sure i "trust" her to be safe, but i'm too horny, resume fucking and cum really fucking fast with no condom. literally my first time without wearing a rubber
>she pulls me deep, grabbing my ass and holding me there as I cum and cum and cum
>we hang out a little more, smoke another bowl, we fuck again - i cum inside of her again, she seems really into that which gets me going
>she uses my shower, gets dressed, gives me a really sexy romantic kiss, takes off
>realize i never got her number or her email
>never hear from her again on yahoo, she vanishes

That was it, never saw her again. At the time I was sort of worried about STDs since she was so willing to fuck, and it would be my luck to get ghonorrea or something the first time I fuck without a condom, but I was fine.

Was with my ex for 9 years, first year was condoms, she got the implant and it was smooth sailing from there. Had one scare when she got it changed out, too horny to wait for new implant to get working at its best.

Nothing beats cumming deep inside. Saves a lot of clean up, feels amazing.

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>>684635221
Wooow I wish my dong was that huge!

>>684638904
My gf's the same way. I just pull out the first time, then keep going and cum again inside

>Horny af
>I know the dumpy 3/10 will put out
>Kinda fat, saggy tits, no ass
>Flirt, find a bed, make out, time to empty my balls
>Condom time
>Package broke, dry
>Try with the dry condom, not happening
>please fuck me, no condom I need to feel you
>a rush
>bury my cock inside her tight unworked pussy
>Pound away on her from behind
>She asks for missionary
>She bites my ear, don't cum isnide me unless you want a baby
>Instantly terrified yet extra aroused
>I put her legs to my shoulders
>She keeps wrapping them around
>I let her
>Fuck, I'm cumming
>I start to back off, she wraps her legs tight
>I spurt
>Fill me, mmmm
>Try to pull out, I feel my cock throb more into her tight pussy
>I slide away spurting cum on the way out
>My cum dribbles out
>Awww I wanted you to finish in me
>

>>684640177
>mfw neckbeard Mountain Dew dependency saves another Anon from a life of miserable parenting

>>684640594
>saves on clean up
Small loads or liar detected

>>684628223
I creampie my gf every time. Birth control is out, did you not get the memo?

>>684640594
Uh, you must not cum much, we have to put a towel down because the second I pull out it goes everywhere.

Why not just get a vasectomy?
I'm serious

>>684635221
condoms can fit on people's heads, anyone using this excuse for real is retarded

>>684640594
Saves absolutely NO cleanup unless your gf is a fucking cavern and has literally no sphincter control in her inner pussy. In which case her twat probably smells like a fucking dead animal from all the leftover creampies you never cleaned up. Jesus Christ being this fucking virgin.

>>684640257
>16 or 17

So you don't know how old the girl was that you were dating for at least 3 years

ok anon

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>>684640511

>>684638904
You're just slightly above a closet faggot.

>>684641170
Pretty much this

>>684640511
Sounds like the government stole your seed friend.

>>684640944
>trusting a woman with your future
>not realising women will throw all morality out the window just to shit out an impressionable opinion eater to reinforce their bullshit
>not realising literally THE one thing that women will ALWAYS lie about is birth control

>>684641763
GF of six years, she cannot stand children, it's one thing we share in common.
I have it good.

>>684638459
Yes...

>>684641915
>being this naive
Depending on how old she is, i give it about 1-3 years before you have a kid.

bump, cmon vids

>>684635496
Congrats, you got a good one

26, nut in gf every time unless she's at max fertility in her cycle. On had one pregnancy 'scare' in 4 years, she wouldn't keep it anyway but her body just doesn't wanna make a baby apparently

>>684642056
Sorry you had so many bad experiences with women anon.

>>684640405
Her birthday was october and she graduated 07, this was 05 and i was 19 at the time i guess. 11 years ago sorry i didnt remember every date detail. She was 17 my bad

>>684641915
RL old person here.
If there is one thing I've learned in my entire horrible life, it's that all females will lie about birth control (or just lie generally, but EVERY SINGLE ONE will lie about birth control).
She could be the best chick in the world, smart, funny, super loyal, etc etc - but they will all lie about shit being safe if it suits their needs or mood at the time. In their head they will justify it so it won't even really "count" as lying for them.
You can listen or not but it's basically a scientific fact.

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>>684642386
Hopefully you have your money saved up, babies are expensive.
>mfw you still believe your girl doesnt want babies

>>684641763
I've been with my girlfriend for almost 10 years banging for 8
Been raw dogging it for 4 years
She doesn't want kids. Only is considering it to give me that experience (aka if I didn't want them she'd get her tubes tied right now).

Different anon but I also don't have anything to worry about. Not all bitches be cray

>>684642615
I don't know the percentages, but women do exist who don't want babies.

>>684640748
Are you autistic?

>>684641170
Yea seriously. I was dating this one girl who was super inexperienced. Every time we would fuck even if was the sweatiest, rawest, and roughest sex. She wouldn't take a shower. So she would stink after about 4 hours. Smelled like really strong vinegar and B.O. I liked knowing other people could smell her, it's like I marked my territory. She had no idea everyone could smell her freshly creampied pussy. Damn I miss her. She was so innocent but also bat shit crazy.

>>684642488
Why did you live a shitty life and meet nothing but shitty women?

>>684642745
Does she have female friends?

>>684642744
>Not all bitches be cray
That's true. But all girls have the POTENTIAL to turn crazy. And it can happen fast.

>>684643056
I'll concede on that
They are women after all

>>684635221
>1.5 and a half
>1.5
>and a half
???

>>684643046
I've had a great life but not sure how that's relevant. I'm married now but met many cool women before her.
However as cool as someone is, females are irrational and when they feel something strong enough, it becomes "true" to them. You're either young or naive to believe otherwise, and that's totally ok - just stay safe, anon.

>>684643388
This. It is just a matter of time, jut baby fever hits all women. I dated a 19 year old who had it. It is just a matter of time.

>>684643344
Didn't even notice that, was that in the original pic?

>>684642056
Confirmed

>>684638459
This.. I know this..

>>684643856
SOURCE?!

>>684643388

This is the single sanest thing I've read in my entire 9 minutes ( and counting ) on /b/

>>684638141
So you became a dad?

>>684641170
I cum in my girlfriend then go to sleep and there is never any kind of smell in the morning. Do this all the time.

>be me, 21
>grill I used to fuck when I was 15 starts hitting me up years later
>a few cute texts back and forth a day I find out she's just as hot as she was when we used to talk
>fast forward a few days and she's in my living room and we're both drinking on the couch

I should take this time to mention a few things. First is that she was from a very sheltered family and hadn't had the chance to experience a lot of things in life. I was having a blast teaching her.

>a few drinks later a day she's drunk.
>plastered
>try being a good guy at first
>take her to my room to lay her down and let her sleep it off while I xbox
>she had other plans
>as soon as she hit the bed both legs and arms were around me and she was trying to drunkenly shove her tongue in my throat
>obliged, continued, soon both naked and fucking with her on top
>10 mins in she leans over and starts drunkenly muttering shit like "I wanna have your babies", "give my pussy your cum", "fill me up" etc.
>never busted in a chick, I'm feeling the booze, and I'm already balls deep
>flip her over, bite her tit, and fuck her like I'm about to win the pussy pounder scholarship

I can't even accurately describe the feeling. It was like I hit enlightenment.

>nut with the force of 10,000 suns.
>filled this little slut with enough baby batter to birth the entire roman empire

Thankfully she was on birth control. But God damn. My first cream pie experience. I will forever be addicted.

>>684644188
>there is no cleanup on my part
>that means there is no cleanup
Kek. Spoken like a true alpha

>>684635496
nice fake bro

>>684643051
Yea, she does.
We hang with a group of friends, we are all geeky people who live active lifestyles, nobody in the group wants kids except one of the guys, and his wife doesn't want any.
I am blessed when I think about it, despite being broke as shit, I'm surrounded by people who are non conformists in a very good way.

First girl I creampied I literally just met like 20 minutes before busting in her, then have never seen her again. Then I dated this girl and would bust in her all the time, even without BC. Then she was on it till we broke up. Then a couple weeks after her I started fucking a friend and busting in her till she got on BC, then I moved and now my current gf takes my loads all the time. I think i'm shooting blanks as I've never had a scare. Lucky me.

>>684643388
No I completely agree with you but not every woman holds having children as true

>>684644282
Kek keep up the good work

>>684644512
Lucky indeed.

If you ever get rich enough to support children without working too hard and you find out you are, in fact, shooting blanks, I can guarantee a mad scientist will eventually be able to pinch some of your DNA and make a baby in your girl/wife.

>>684644456
Ok right on. How old are you guys? Im guessing 20-25 maybe the oldest is 27? Just give it time, you might be totally right and you and your girl will never have children, but if she isnt 27, you havent experienced it. Most women hit 27 and their mind kinda cracks up a bit.

>TFW yesterday talk to my gf about having kids
>She goes out grocery shopping because she doesn't want to discuss it, because she doesn't want kids
>Comes home after buying a PS4
>"Here. have this instead of a kid"
I'm gonna marry this girl.

>>684644969
I'm 28 and she is 29.

>>684645388
Then you should be in the clear. Congrats on scoring one of the good ones.

>>684644258
Something similar happened to me, which is partially responsible for my love of anal. I can pound away, nut inside her, no rubber, no fear of babies. We're gonna need a shower afterwards anyways, so why the hell not.

>>684645480
Yea, thanks.
I don't think anything changed in either of us when we hit 27, other than feeling like we were starting to get older of course, not physically, just don't relate to the current younger generation.

Came in a hooker from thailand once

>>684643930
Kiara lord. Thank me later

Worried about more kids (have 3 already).
Got snipped
Still bust loads in my wife's sweet pussy
Shit so cash

>>684645773
I need to find these girls. It probably has a lot to do with the area i live in

>>684644512
Story on the first girl?

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>>684634122
Mah nigga.

I've done that to two different girls. I always tell them that I want to be with them, but we should get our life together and my career in place before kids, so we can do it right.

For both abortions, my paycheck mysteriously got held by the bank... once the little turd is suctioned out, I break up with them and walk away without paying a cent.

I got a vasectomy when I was 20 and it was the right call. Cumming in the puss worry free is a great feeling. Just fuck clean bitches and wash off your dick after.

>>684635496
my gf is also on pills and every girl i know that has sex (monogamous) is aswell.. Is there anything special about it?

>>684646350
Friend of a friend on facebook. Essentially I was talking to this one friend of mine and she thought I was a nice guy and she wanted to hook me up with her friend. We were both still in university and she had her own apartment, so I drove over to meet her and we just were talking and then were watching a movie and I just went for it. She mentioned once previously in a conversation she was on the pill so when I went to fuck her and didn't put a condom on she didn't say anything. It was something I always wanted to do so I just did it. Hung around maybe 10-15 minutes after we were done then just said I had to go. Checked in with her via text for the next couple weeks a few times to make sure there was no baby, but once she said she was on the rag and we were good I just phased her out.

>>684646846
That's fucked up man
...i love it

>>684647136
I don't believe you. No doctor would give a 20 year old a vasectomy. I'm 27 and want to get one and they all keep telling me to come back in a few years.

>>684638141
I had the same but i was 16 at that time. Nothing happened but DAMN we were so paranoid.

With my first girlfriend I never wore a condom but always pulled out.

With my last one she wanted me to cum inside so I did, but we always timed it right so she never got preg.

>be me at 23, just came back from Iraq
>just moved to area, don't know anyone except family
>hang out with my step-aunt who just got divorced, she's 10 years older than me but still fun
>we go out and have drinks a couple times
>I came over once at 2 am to keep her company, she was still upset about the divorce
>few days later we load up on drinks and snacks and watch all 3 lord of the ring movies
>by two towers we start kind of rubbing on each other, but don't acknowledge it
>we start making out some time during return of the king
>I take her shirt off and kiss her neck
>she starts blowing me
>lose more clothes, I eat her out
>realize my actual uncle is asleep in basement
>carry her to bedroom
>she's nervous at first, just wants to blow me, doesn't want sex but that doesn't last
>it's 3 am at this point, no condoms in the house, nearest open store is 20 minute drive away
>she jumps on my dick and starts riding me hard
>try to hold out, but she's really fucking good at it
>Tell her I'm about to cum, she says "Where do you want to cum?"
>I know where I want to cum, but I can't
>she gives me this amazing fucking look, and says "DO IT"
>no way in hell am I nutting inside her, i'll push her off at the last second
>hit the point of no return, oh my god here we go
>fill her up as hard as I could, no holding back at this point
>tfw nutting inside a family member on no birth control with uncle directly below me
best orgasm of my life to this day

>>684640257
She tells me she me

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>>684647352
The urologist who did the procedure did say I was one of the youngest people he'd ever performed it on. It was a scalpel-less vasectomy and cost $2K before insurance covered 80% of that. I didn't have any qualms going in and I haven't looked back once.

Pic related: the two pieces of my vas deferens that the doc snipped out

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>>684628223
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>Enjoy!

>>684640939
Yeah, really. Every time I cum in my girl it's a damn mess. Cum on the bed, my dick, dripping out of her pussy.

Never quite been "forced" but I have came in multiple females. In high school I came in one female and my god, we had really amazing animal sex so I know I came in her with the force of a thousand suns. She didn't get pregnant. But ever since then I've been on steroids and even though I don't know if it's true but I always figured sperm count doesn't exist on test. Mainly because I've been cumming in girls for years (I stayed on it) and never got any pregnant.

I do have my first scare this week though. I fucked a dudes wife (not my thing she got me drunk) and I nutted but I stuck it back in. Nonetheless filling up a new girl is always exciting. Any questions?

>>684647136

But why?

>>684648239
Too many close calls, don't want kids, don't trust women, etc

>>684636051
I bet this guy likes meater dick
>meter