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--Adventures of Fontman-- You are fontman. You are standing on
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--Adventures of Fontman--
You are fontman. You are standing on a hill near a strange tree.
What will you do first?
>7 decides
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hang myself
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>>684628045
Dangle til ded
/thread
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Climb the tree
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Climb tree
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Shoot myself
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shove it up my ass
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>>684627066
climb that bitch
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>>684627066
chop the tree down
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>>684627066
Piss on the tree
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>>684627066
Fontman starts raping animals
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>>684627066
Chop down the tree
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>>684627066
Walk down the hill
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>>684629153
>>684629566
rawl
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>>684627066
Hang self from tree
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Fontman shoves entire world into anus
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Hang a gypsy
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>>684629091
>>684628875
>>684628695
roll
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>>684627066
I move the thread to /qst/
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>>684629847
Hang a gypsy wins!
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>>684629847
You look around and see that there are no gypsies.
A giant, terrifying octopus appears.
You back into the tree.
>3 decides
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>>684630266
Get on my knees and pray to the one and only God (allah)
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>>684630266
Fontman Make love to octopus
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>>684630266
laugh because it will asphyxiate
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>>684630266
Piss on one of his tentacles
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>>684630266
Climb tree
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>>684630266
Point out that there is no ocean around and since he has been exposed to air for a long time, he only has a few more seconds of life.
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>>684630266
Hide behind tree
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>>684630266
Drop kick that sucka, strangle him with his own tentacles
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>>684630933
You hide behind the tree; the octopus seems fooled and promptly fucks off.
>6 decides
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>>684631279
Follow the octopus
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>>684631279
Call back octopus and make love to octopus
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>>684631279
fuck the tree
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Jerk off to the octopus
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Masturbate
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>>684631279
bury yourself leaving only your penis visible
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Run
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>>684631520
Roll
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>>684631279
chop dick off
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>>684631520
Rerollll
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>>684631279
bite your fingers off
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Say him to fuck off
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Shit under tree
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>>684631656
Win
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>>684631279
Break a branch off to use as a weapon. Follow the trail of slime.
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>>684631656
You attempt to do so, but quickly realise you don't have any fingers.
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>>684631656
Zozzle
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>>684631886
>9 decides
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>>684631931
jack off.
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Spawn a bazooka and follow trail of slime
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>>684632026
Reroll
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>>684631886
Climb the goddamn tree already
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>>684631931
Touch the tree. Just touch it.
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>>684631886
Check the tree out.
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Find the octopus because you're lonely without it
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Fist in popper
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Hump the tree
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Follow the octopus
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xd the tree
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Jerk off
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Become super saiyan
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Create fire out of tree branches
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Turn into a salamander and climb up the tree.
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>>684632309
Wiiiin
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>>684627066
Climb down the hill
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>>684632309
Rar
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>>684631886
Climb the tree, scout the area
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>>684632309
Damn
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>>684631931
Set the tree on fire
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>>684631931
Bury yourself a grave.
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>>684632309
You attempt to jerk off, but alas, you still do not have fingers.
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>>684632735
>5 decides
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>>684632780
Lick the tree.
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Smoke crack
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Go fuck yourself op, you are dumb as fuck
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>>684632780
Walk to the left side
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Dig a hole.
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>>684632780
Climb the fucking tree
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>>684632780
Touch the tree with unspecified arm-shaped appendage.
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>>684632881
>dumb as fuck
>imposes the realistic issue of not having fingers
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>>684632780
Walk to the right.
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Grow fingers
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>>684632780
Ram your head against the tree
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>>684632975
Winrar
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>>684633075
Lek.
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>>684633075
Winrar
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>>684633075

six per limb
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>>684632780
Fist your anal.
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>>684633165
holy shit, winrar again
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>>684632989
>realistic
>this thread
The fuck did just say
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>>684632975
You climb the tree and find a big key. It does not seem to have any use at this point.
>7 decides
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>>684633245
Holy shit
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Bash head off tree till deas
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>>684631886

SMOKE SOME WEED
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>>684633285
>>684633342
RE ROLL
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>>684633285
Shove the key up your anus
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>>684633380
rolling for this
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>>684633285
>>684633285
Shove key up asshole
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>>684633285
Shout an avian mating call into the wind
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>>684633285
Fist your anus!!
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When you have no money for games
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>>684633432
roll
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Lick the key.
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>>684633285
Dolphin dive off the tree
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>>684633285
Keep key safe by shoving it up your ass. Walk to the right, inspecting the ground as you move
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>>684633546
Roll
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>>684633285
Inspect the area around me and the trez
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>>684633285
Eat the key
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>>684633285
Go to the fucking right
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Shove key down throat and die from choking and shit.
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>>684633285
Try talking, then use the speech bubble to fly to an altitude of 200m and observe your location.
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>>684633656
roll
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>>684633285
Break key in two. Shove both halfs up your ass.
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>>684633777
win win win
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>>684633777
Winrar
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>>684633777
oh shit nigga
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>>684633285
stick key up anus and pull out of mouth
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SUCSESFULY SUCKS HIS OWN DICK TIL HE ORGASAMS
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>>684633777
/thread
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>>684633777
You attempt to do so, but the key is too large. You'll have to kill yourself some other way.
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>>684634132
>4 decides
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>>684634132
Dig a hole, stick head in, cover it up and suffocate.
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>>684633920
>>684634132
re loli
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>>684634132
considering the get, i think fontman was successful
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>>684634183
Jump headfirst off the tree
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>>684634132
Stab eyes with key
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>>684633496
Roll
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>>684634132
jump out of tree and head north
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>>684634132
Walk to the right while growing fingers
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>>684634132
Stab self with key in the throat multiple times
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>>684634183
Fit your head through the keyhole, jump as high as possible and try to land on your neck
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>>684634334
Winrar
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>>684634132
Inspect the area around me and the tree
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>>684634183
Climb down the tree and start walking to the right while pondering possible suicide methods
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>>684634132
Hook key onto your arm stub and dig
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confess to your lover how you feel about her feminine penis
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>>684634334
You do so successfully.
You're dead now.
Meanwhile, a plane flies overhead.
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>>684634427
op you better deliver
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>>684634625
>1 decides
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>>684634427
She kissed me and sucked me off for being such a caring and understanding boyfriend.
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>>684634666
Chekd also throw the key at the plane
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>>684634666
Do nothing because you are dead
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>>684634625
Stop playing dead and throw key at plane.
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>>684634666
Plane is headed to NY
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>>684634666
Become a ghost and fly up to haunt pilot of plane.
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>>684634625
Get revived with fingers
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>>684634769
Reroll
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>>684634703
needs to be drawn
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>>684634834
Roll
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Reminisce on all of the fun moments youve had in life
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>>684634625
The key glows a bright red and brings me back to life. Use this illumination to signal for rescue
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>>684634841
Winrar
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>>684634625
The plane pulls a 9/11 on the tree but you revive
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>>684634841
You continue to be dead.
The plane flies away.
Lighting strikes the key out of nowhere.
You come back to life as New! Fontman 2, now with (nonvisible) fingers.
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>>684634885
Not OP. I'm an autistic not an artist.
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>>684635225
Immediately assess the novelty of your new fingers by shoving them inside yourself.
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Hi
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>>684635225
Bury key in the ground
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>>684635225
>5 decides
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>>684635225
Appeal to the gods with a traditional Samoan tribal dance. Ask for a knife and a stack of playboy magazines.
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>>684635225
Stick key into tree
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>>684635703
Inspect octopus slime with your new fingers. Give it a taste.
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>>684635703
Run to the right as the plane comes back and hits the tree
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>>684635703
Leave the tree and go look for chest
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>>684635703
Stab your throat with the key again.
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>>684635968
Roll
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>>684635703
Put the tree in your pocket. Explore.
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>>684635703
Cut your 5 of your new fingers off, and shove them in your ass
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>>684636020
Rollerino
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>>684635225
Pull out a tooth to use as a sharpening utensil. Make a spear from some branches.
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>>684635225
Begin to unbuckle prosthetic leg to access the small storage compartment inside.
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>>684635703
Spirit fingers
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>>684636366
Roll
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>>684635225
Make a blood gang sign with your fingers.
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>>684636366
Rollerino
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>>684635225
Jerk off
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>>684627066
Mir crashed on my hill...
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>>684635225
Pull fully functioning AK-47 and ammunition out of anus followed by a living sloth.
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>>684636763
Rolling
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>>684635225
Dig and eat worms
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>>684635225
Eat the tree
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>>684636087
Roll
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>>684635225
Cut down the tree and build a sturdy shelter from it.
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>>684637120
Rollerino
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>>684635225
Walk to the right, hanging the key on your pinky finger. Do some sweet backflips while walking.
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>>684636763
Roll
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>>684636087
Rolll
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Fall into coma
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>>684636366
Rolling for this
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Eat your poop
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