cum on the toilet paper, and wait.

pull down underwear, open door, wait

>>684621110
Rolling for this

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jurk off and shw the cum on your hand

>>684621143
XD Roll

underage

Cut a Glory Hole

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jerk off and smear the cum all over your face

>>684621000
take a giant shit and smear it over your face
post results

>>684621000
mate, nice trips

>>684621000
cum in soap dispencer

>>684621288
win

>>684621254
>>684621288
if dubs, must do both

>>684621288
Check em

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btw you have no dick kek

shit in the sink

>>684621209
I am a senior you,cuck.

>>684621288
fucking winrar
fuck yes
op must deliver dubs has spoken

>>684621353
no cum for you
only shit

walk back to your class without your pants. Act oblivious when people start laughing at you.

>>684621420
nice 420

wait untill someone enters the bathroom and start screaming hysterically with your dick flopping

also videotape it

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>>684621433
>>684621353
nah? check those trips to do both

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>>684621288
-sigh

Time to get to work, I guess. Give me something interesting to read while I force the excrement out from my innards.

>>684621477
Welp, i rolled dubs.

Cum on the wall, put it on fingers, stick it in pooper

>>684621557
>be me
>be 17
>tie noose
>prepare for suicide

True story, should i do it live?

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>>684621557

I'm a balding, beardless guy in his 30's who wears normal jeans and t-shirts and runs a small business. I'm married and have a baby on the way. We have two dogs, though I also love cats. I drive a Hyundai. I listen to classical, classic rock, upbeat jazz, prog rock, prog metal. Roughly once a month I still get together with guys who've been friends since high school and do tabletop gaming. I went through a serious anime-nerd phase in my late teens. Most of what I eat is red meat, starch, and bread. I suck at every team sport you can name and was always picked near-last in gym class. My favorite authors are Robert Heinlein, Joe Haldeman, and Spider Robinson. I don't like going to bars or pubs. I jerk off to POV and lesbian porn. Also those "porn music videos". I buy clothes from department stores like Kohl's or J.C. Penney. I have no tattoos or piercings. Several of my friends have recently gotten tattoos, and I can't even think of what I'd get if I were to get one.

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>>684621557
What the fuck my Nigga??

>>684621000
sharpie in the pooper

>>684621749
if i roll dubs, you get a dick tattoo

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>>684621749
And if you're so intellectualize, contest me with you're knowledge of how you think it's acceptable to make coitus with young.
>The fact they are not fully developed isn't the point, but the motivation for which you're disgusting breed come from.
>Infatuation of broken objects is a trait among most primates.
>And be offend by me and my disposition, try as you may to personally attack me but it falls short as we are clearly anonymous.
>which you seem to forget.
>And those who hate how someone wont stoop to there level of mediocrity, are simply crying out for comfort to contend with someone that don't recognize.
>You're all very predictable.

Cum on wall

>>684621557
Newfags can't triforce
▲
▲ ▲

Start moaning in three distinct voices, making it obvious it's only you, and pretend to have a three-day until someone notices.

Get back to class while naked, rub cock against face of prettiest girl in class

>>684621205
> XD
Kill yourself

>>684621000
paint a smiley on tip

Flush your own head

>>684621288
He's a nigger, won't see the difference

>yes

>>684622566
winrar

Hurry up Op

>>684622579
in case you're wondering, this shit is exactly why there are problems.
You have no desire to learn about this group, you have no desire for peace, and no interest in discussion. You just want to be cool, and what you think is cool is just nonsense hatred.
I don't ever say this but damn.
you are nothing more than some stupid apes, eh? Slaves to your instincts.
>le fedora meme tipping

>>684622566
winrar

>>684622830
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

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>>684622830
Who sent in the SJW

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>>684622822
>>684622566
>>684622300
>>684622255
>>684622100
>>684621433
>>684621399
>>684621288
>>684621000
Impressive
Very nice

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>>684622942
Nice copy pasta

>>684622830
What are you talking about? I came here to learn what a black man with shit all over his face looks like. How can I learn about black people if OP doesn't deliver?

>>684622830
GTFO my /b/ white knight faggot

>>684622300
*three-way

>>684621382
Neither do you. Go post that trash in a dick rate thread, faggot.

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Portugal was once a beautiful place, ruled by the greatest of kings. However, after the death of their last king, King Alberto Barbosa CXVIII in 1900, the country fell on hard times. After a century of humiliation, Portugal now has the lowest literacy rate, water availability, food availability, GDP, internet speed, number of hospitals, human rights standards, university graduates, high school graduates, primary school graduates, kindergarten graduates, employed people, people not living with their parents, IQ, penis size, happiness index, HDI, tourism and sanitation in all of Europe and is plagued by diseases such as AIDS, HIV, gonorrhoea, cancer, the common cold, malaria, ebola, chlamydia, cholera, hepatitis, genital herpes and syphilis to name a few.

>>684621557
Op is a nigger. Don't let him fool you. it's his face not shit

>>684623058
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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>>684623311