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Hey /b/ So pic semi related is my cat. She's 12 years
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Hey /b/
So pic semi related is my cat.
She's 12 years old and has a severe eye infection.
I called all my local animal shelters and vets and none of them will put her down.
What's a humane way to kill my cat at home?
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Can't cure the infection?
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Give her one last kiss then hammer her face in.

Sorry for your loss.
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what the fuck
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Stick your dick in its eye sockets
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Why don't they want to put her down?
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>>684617282
I've bright her to the vet 3 times already and he gives us the same medciation and it will go away for abut a week.

This time is worse than ever though and her eye is literally hanging out of her head

I have a gun but I don't think that's the best way to do it
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>>684617185
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>>684617185
High dosage of sleeping pills should stop his hearth.
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reverse image search told me that's not your cat
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That sucks bro feel for you
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>>684617185
helium tank
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Shovel and chop off head
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God bless. Call a vet. Give me your location now and I will find one for you
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>>684617448
They say it's because it's curable with surgery and that I'd they can save her they have to do that first. I don't have the money to spend on a cat who may die any day anyway
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>>684617185
put the cat behind your car tire and reverse back onto it.
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>>684617465
a gun is the fastest most humane way just put a round through her head right between the eyes or at the base of the skull either will do the job
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>>684617185
Move along faggots
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>>684617519
He said semi related you fucking moron
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>>684617519
That's why I said semi related
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>>684617519
>pic semi related
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>>684617519
yup
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>>684617659
Semi related
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>>684617659
Autism
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>>684617611

That makes no sense. If you request to have your cat put down, they will/should/are obliged to. Ask them again and make your instructions clear. It's a better option than thousands spent on uncertain surgery or an inhumane death. Come on, dude.
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>>684617659
Do you have trouble reading, faggot? Has school not started yet? You surely weren't born that stupid, right?
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>>684617611
Time to branch out. Expand your search radius
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>>684617519
He just said pic semi related
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Stomp on its head as hard as you can. She'll... Never see it coming! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>684617185
get a hold of some powerfull pills.crush,dissolve,inject.
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>>684617894
No it just let out hence the dummies
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>>684617674
>>684617712
>>684617760
>>684617839
>>684617868
>>684617894
>>684617929
Pic of cat with timestamp then or it's bait
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>>684617185
Buy some Bacitracin antibiotic ointment. Smear that shit in your cat's eyes every day for 4 days. cat will freak out but love you in 5 days.
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>>684617879
That's basically what I told them and is fucked up cause my last cat I had euthanized they had no problem and she was just old nothing wrong with her
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Semi related you fucking idiot. Someone put a gun to his head
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>>684617973
How is this bait? What is op trying to bait us into doing? Is it a shitpost? Definitely, but bait? No.
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>>684617973
I agree, maybe this fag OP is just looking for a way to get rid of someone else's cat
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>>684617557
>helium tank

this

put cat in airtight contain or bag, fill with helium

painless

or nitrogen
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Post this on /an/ for some hearty lels
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>>684618056
Nice quoting newfag
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>>684617973
Why would anyone go on an anonymous image board and lie about their cat having a freaking eye infection? Do you actually have autism? Jesus fucking christ dude
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Carbon monoxide poisoning. Cut hole in box. Put cat in box. Put car exhaust in hole of box. Turn car on. Wait approximately 60 seconds. RIP kitty.
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>>684618077
Good idea
Will do since dubs
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>>684618023
Then why did you put her down then, faggot?
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>>684617185
Surrender the animal to them. They'll put her down.
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>>684617465
If your in an area where a gunshot won't alert any neighbors then that's probably the most humane way to do it.
My dad used to put down our sick kittens with a quick strong wack to the head from a metal pipe. It'll twitch for maybe 30 seconds but it'll instantly die though.
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>>684617973
kill yourself you dumb faggot
OP wants help, while you are attentionwhoring with your "i know how to reverse search"

jesus christ kill yourself
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>>684617519
Your post told me that you are a dumbass.
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Cut off airways
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>>684617185
Let it out of your car somewhere?
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>>684618180
She was 16 and didn't ever move she just ate and slept you could tell she was in pain.
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>>684617465
Hit with a brick
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>>684617659
>I had a feeling. The cat could surely be cured and the vet would surely be willing to put it down.
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>>684617185
> put her in a box that you can close with a lid. make sure she is comfy like put her favorite blanket and something that smells like her favourite human in there. buy about 50 to 100cc's of ether at your local drugstore put it in there with her. make sure it has a large surface area so it evaporates quickly.

Its how we used to euthanise our pet rodents when they got old and cancerous
The ether makes her get drowsy and fall asleep, no pain or bad feelings.
Even better is helium but then you need a completely sealable container and helium is harder to come by
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crush her head between two bricks
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>>684618294
Actually I was thinking of hooking a bag to my exhaust and placing her in there. That would work right?
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>>684617973
Tries to warn about bait but it's a twist that you are the bait
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had to have my cat put down back in september, still cant let it go, fucking cancer
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>>684618385
Sorta
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>>684618385
FFS.... Use the gun. 1 shot and done. Humane.
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>>684618385
exhaust gases is not a nice way to go look at >>684618319
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>>684617185
Dont do it yourself OP, tell the vet to put him down via injection, I'm more than sure that they will put your cat down in an humane way, they are obligated to do that if the animal is really sick, atleast in my country. Really sorry for you OP. Stay strong.
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>>684618385
are you retarded
use the gun and watch less movies
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>>684618385
No no no

That worked well before because engines produced much more carbon monoxide which gives a quick death. Nowadays it would be suffocating in a painful exhaust gassy air.
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>>684617185
Post an actual pic of the cat, then we might be able to decide whether or not you should put it down in the first place
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>>684617611
Dubs speak troof. Behead is quiet, quick, affordable, humane.

Give tiger sedative ie benadryl. Spend quality time outside with lion. Caress and pet; once puma is sleep, take $5 machete(previously sharpened) and cleave the cat. Strike hard and fast. Do not hesitate and do not miss. Razor edge down, m8...much edge...so many edge...journey well Bobbiecat
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I'm sorry your cat has to go. I know that feel. Have this adorable waifu
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>>684618544
He'll make it cough it's eyeballs out. Nice way to go.
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>>684618319
Alright thanks /b/ros that's probably what I'm gonna do. This fucking sucks though.
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>>684617465
Hahah how about you take it to a different vet you fucking retard
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a gun seems like a good idea but if you don't know what you are doing you can really wind up causing the animal a lot of pain

don't do this is if it's your first time
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>>684618635
Get outta here
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>>684617185

Put your cat in a cage, wrap the cage with towels, link a tube from your car/truck exhaust pipe, leave it there for 2-3 hours.
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>>684617973
There is a thread going on right now where a fat girl from Australia is lying on her bf to get him arrested. But you think OP is the worst person in the world because he posted a picture of a fucking cat???
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>>684618537
just shoot her in the head or heart, instant death with head 3 seconds with heart
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>>684618023
Sounds like you should quit having animals
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>>684617185
From the most humane to the least:

1. Call a mobile vet, hope he/she accepts. ($200+)
2. If you have access to insulin, inject her with a high dose of it (IM). She would then pass out. Then put her in a airtight box, and she would die peacefully. But I'm not really sure about this one.
3. Buy a tank of helium/carbon monoxide, find a way to plug it to an airtight box.
4. 50mg or more of diazepam.
5. Spend time with her, give the best meals etc. Then start stroking her head like a cat mother would lick, and shoot her at the back of the head.

Hope this helps. Stay strong anon.
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>>684618835
Yeah wasn't my idea to have animals in the first place. Moms cat she passed away. I have fish. Fish are much easier to care for
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>>684618835
Yeah because everybody but anon can give their animals immortality.
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>>684617185
crush up any sleeping pills you have and depending on dosage it should put her down if you mix it with food/water for her. Put in a lot and it will be painless. I'm sorry for your loss
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>>684618758
Pic of thread with timestamp or bait
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Try and find a painkiller and great her well until death. She deserves love.
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>>684617185
look up isis videos online
i would favour the burning alive one
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>>684618964
What kind of fish? I have yellow lab African cichlids.
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>>684617185
That's not your cat you lying faggot. I literally just found that same pic on Google.

Sage
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I know there's a forbidden martial arts move that can kill a man with one strike, it should work on the cat too. Google it, nigger.
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>>684618959
Dont know why but number 5 made me shed a tear :(
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>>684619145
Same but I have a few south American ones tooin 150 gallon tank so they're getting pretty big
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>>684619167
this is b8 for sure.
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>>684619167
Retard
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>>684619167
>semi related
Kill yourself
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>>684617478
>keked at the pic
>my own eyes are swolen af so I feel involved
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>>684617185
Can u give an iv to her?
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Lethal injection, if that exists for pets.
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>>684617973
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>>684617185
Look, Candy. This ol’ dog jus’ suffers hisself
all the time. If you was to take him out and shoot him right in the back of the
head—” he leaned over and pointed, “—right there, why he’d never know what
hit him.”
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>>684619959
That's exactly how I feel right now
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>>684618835
I bet you snarf up the worst processed meat, only care about certain animals right?
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>>684617185
Put the fucker in a microwave
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>>684617519
Holy fuck you are a stupid motherfucking nigger
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You're worried about your 12 year old cat dying from old age? My last cat lived to be 21
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>>684617185
None of them will put it down because it's fucking fixable.

Don't kill your cat for fucking nothing.
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Idk if morphine works on cats, but by giving it that it will have a plesurable death no matter what.
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>>684617659
Let me guess, you're the guy that goes onto threads and instantly reverse searches the picture without reading what it said because you saw other people do it and think that will make you look smart by showing that threads are fake

Hopefully you will learn now that it's advisable to read the fucking text first in order to stop looking like a stupid cunt
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First give her a nice last meal, preferably her favorite. Try to give her the most affection you can. Then give her some paracetamol, at least 10 grams, it should do the trick. Break it into powder and put it in her drink. Don't forget to be with her till the end. Pet her, caress her, sing her her favorite song. It should be painless, like if she went asleep. I did it with my cat two years ago, he was in peace. It will hurt you to do so, but may you meet her again in another life.
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If you have a gun you should shoot her, it will be hard but it will be humane. Between the eyes, aiming towards the base of the skull. But before you do it you should buy her the best food you can, play with her and hold her. If she wants to sleep on you or with you, let her. Show her try compassion before you end her life. If she is suffering, it's right that you do end her life but she should be happy and content when she goes out. Get her some catnip or cat painkillers and make the job as quick, quiet and simple as possible.

This is a very sad thing OP, cats are beautiful and very loyal. I hope everything goes well.
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>>684617973
D...damage control
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>>684617185
Report that vet practice,for refusing it.If the cat is in care pain,and multiple attempts have been tried to cure it,and they clearly arent working.

See if you have a er vet.Say it was walking around like it was high on pain meds or similar and that she was whining enough to wake you up.
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>>684617973
There is difference between bait and shitposting

bait is when you want to piss people off (eg; by claiming that the Earth is round and saying that autism is fake, as you are clear evidence that it is not)

On the other hand, shitposting is when you are just posting...shit. just for the sake of it
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>>684617185
Same with my cat except one eye only.

Brought it to the vet and wouldn't kill him. Told them killing is better than suffering.

Is there a law that prevents these vets from killing a pet even if the owner insists?

I couldn't sleep for many nights. Thankfully, the cat died naturally.
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>>684621111
Quad never lies
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>>684618959
>5
Get a pin and find her 3rd-4th vertebre this will paralyze it
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>>684617185
Chloroform.
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>>684621111
Quads speaks truth
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If you don't have helium/nitrogen put the cat in a bag and add a hose to your car.. Carbon monoxide is painless. Just like falling asleep and never waking up. Sorry for your cat /b/ro mine died too a few months ago.
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Don't do that! Do you even like it? Go to other vets! If you love your cat you should look everywere..... Don't listen to these fags....
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>>684617185
>they won't put her down
Liar
/thread
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>>684617185
>none of them will put her down
you're shit at lying, op
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>>684618576
Yeah I mean I'm in South Africa and they didn't even ask why I was putting a perfectly healthy dog to sleep when I had no where to keep him
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>>684617185
A vets will put an animal down for no reason at all. If you actually asked them they would do it. You're full of shit OP
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>>684617879
It makes no sense because OP is an autistic faggot liar
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>>684618156
Is this your first day here son? This place specializes in made up bullshit.
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>>684618211
The autism is strong with this post
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>>684617185
>chamber 7mm w/1.round
>aim at cat
>drive it home

>Profit???
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>>684617185
Wouldnt taking the eyes out make it easier to clean atleast?

A blind cat is not to bad, they use smells and sounds to navigate anyway
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>>684617185

why did you choose to let an animal get used to live with you, in your home, in human world if you cannot afford to cure and take care of her?
beside her will, do you think killing her will make YOU happier?

this is my experience:
years ago i was a little boy, with no experience with animals. mother and uncle came home holding a little dog. a car hit him in front of our house and he couldn't move.
mother put him on the couch and run to work.
I spent almost the entire afternoon with him, waiting my mum to come back and take him to the vet. he was so cute and enjoyed my presence very much.
he couldn't move (leg broken) so we played on the couch for some hour. After that I left him alone because I had to study some shit, my room was upstairs and I couldn't avoid studying (because of mother, teacher and my 'super io').
one hour later I went downstairs to see how the little pal was.
he was dead.
several of his internal organ were compromised after the car accident and he was dying right while playing with me.
I fucking let him die alone (he was moaning while I was upstairs but I thought it was just because he wanted to keep playing with me) because "I couldn't do different".
one of the worst memory of my entire stupid life.

if you'll decide to put your friend down I hope you'll win the lottery the day after, just to tell you there's always a way.
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>>684617185
OP PLEASE don't kill your cat...I'm sure she has become your best friend by now..try this
>>684618006
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One brick, a pillow case, and a nearby river.
You'll need the cat as well.
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>>684627582
Isn't the best part of owning a cat , is when you get to kill it?
What's the point otherwise?
Pointless fucking things.
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>>684617185
Bullet behind ear, helium gas, hard blow to back of head, those are prolly best and least suffering.
My condolences fam
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>>684618006

hello, Dr /b/!
did you study at the cyber university?

hope that OP is just a fag, not a newfag.
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>>684617185
just use electricity
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>>684618163
Will not work, and will burn/cook cat you sphincter sucking cum driblet.
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>>684626466
But what makes kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
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>>684619475
>pic semi related
>pic is not a semi
Sah gay
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>>684618385
If you want her to be cooked to death retard
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>>684617973

People raging themselves over a request for timestamp, /b/ never ceases to impress me with its continued descent into faggotry.

Fuck the bait nonsense, I want to see a cat with its fucking eye hanging out of its head.
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>>684617185
It aint pretty but a brick to the head.
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closed box with pillow
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Pour urine on her eyes. That will cure it.
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>>684618576
The gun is far more humane than scary vet injection. Cat trusts you, not trust vet. Bullet is instant, painless death. Injection takes time, while cat dies afraid, and in pain.
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hold it by the head and the tail and pull as hard as you can, the neck is going to break and it won't feel anything
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>>684618959
#5 is most humane/least fear and pain
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>I have a gun but I don't think that's the best way to do it

It's the fastest and most merciful. Why would it not be the best way?

Dig cat grave before killing cat. Place cat next to grave, shoot at base of skull. Body may move by reflex but cat will be gone.

Sorry for your loss but that's the kind thing to do and is your duty as owner. I've put down a few dogs and one cat that way. (I'm old and have had many over the decades.)
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>>684618663
Get the fuck out you cock-mongling faggot.
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>>684617185
microwave oven
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>>684620511
Except puking your guts out in fear
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>>684620191
The cute ones.
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>>684620802
Acetaminophen overdose
Painless

Good one newfag.
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if theres an easy way to kill a cat i havnt thought of it.
my dad is very old and he said when he was a kid he used cloroform but pretty sure that shit is illegal these days.
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>>684621111
Quads confirm, earth is not round
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>>684617185
Bow and arrow.
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>>684625729
Also they look cute as fuck
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>>684629483
YEP
Bullet to the head = instant death = no pain
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>>684621914
CO is painless. 300° F exhaust is not.
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>>684617185
Simpliest is really a well placed .22
It won´t make a mess
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>>684628800
The cum
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>>684627809
Don't do it, rivers create mustard gas when mixed with cats.
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>>684628087
Second
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>>684617185
St..Steve Buscemi??
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>>684630786
Your webm only shows one way.
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>>684630629
thats actually a great idea.
you could get away with that in the garage, not loud enough for people to give you trouble.
he'll still bleed but wrap up the wound asap
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Bullshit. A reputable vet will put her down.
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Smash it's head with a heavy rock.
I had to do it once, it's an insta kill if done properly.
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.22lr to the top of the head. Instant death. No feeling. Humanest way possible.
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>>684630786
Asians are worse than niggers.
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>>684631241
22l of what? Water? I don't think I can hold that much.
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>>684617404
Kys
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jesus OP please delete that photo if I have to scroll past it one more time in the catalog im going to cry
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>>684617973

EXTREME DAMAGE CONTROL
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Sounds like you need Kitler
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>>684617465

Gun is hardest on you and best for the cat.

Take it somewhere your gunfire won't bother anyone and do it if you mean to euthanize the cat.

Do it for the cat, just ball your eyes out (no pun intended) if you have to, man up right after and do it.
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>>684631873
>kill count: 6 million rats
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>>684618671
this to be honest family
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Just make sure to build one of these when you're done.
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>>684631062
Best would be a silenced pistol with a standart velocity bullet. If you use a rifle with a too high powered round would cause the bullet to leave the body and make a mess...
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>>684618671
>I called all my local animal shelters and vets and none of them will put her down.
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>>684632622
>>I called all my local animal shelters and vets and none of them will put her down.

i do not understand this, im not calling you a liar but if you tell me what general city you live in i will call those cocksuckers and get them to do it, I would not be asking them to do it, i would be telling them
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Please don't shoot her op. First, it's not painless at all, since she will feel an intense burn before death. Second, she will feel that you are trying to shoot her. Cat aren't stupid and know what a gun is. Third there is a probability that you don't kill her on the spot. She will be unconscious because of brain damage, and suffer the hell for maximum two minutes. If you love her give her an high dose of soporifics, and comfort her till the end. For both of you it will be like she fell asleep, in peace.
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>>684633261
>>684617185

Would a large dose of morphine work?
I believe its painless for humans, so...
Could always buy one of those exit-bags too, it might work for a cat?
Hope the best for the poor thing.
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>>684633106
have you actually read anything in this thread at all

he's tried that
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>>684631635
.22 caliber long rifle bullet. It cavitates the brain and mixes it in less than a 10th of a second. I've shot plenty of game animals in the head and when I skin them the brain flows out like chunky red soup.
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>>684633261
>Cat aren't stupid and know what a gun is
lmao no they fucking don't.
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>>684634129
Kys
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>>684617519
aw shit
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>Shoot it in the damn head.
>profit???
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>>684634174
My cat would run when i pointed my airsoft pistol at it, it was unloaded, atleast i hope.

I think they can figure it out if you've ever fired the weapon near it.
Just a guess tho
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>>684634174
Even if she wouldn't realize the exact purpose of the gun, she would know that her owner is trying to kill her with it. You don't want the last thoughts of your pet to be fear and betrayal, do you ?
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>>684630487
Kill yourself and donate all your money to op treat his cat instead faggot
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Take it to a Chinese restaurant.
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>>684634099

what country does he live in, i have worked in a shelter and we put down animals left and right

i think he should be more assertive
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order some teramycin off ebay.. obviously its feline conjunctivitis
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>>684617465
Medfag here. Did you follow thru with the treatment, or did you stop it when the symptoms were gone? With anitbiotics you have to keep using it for a while even if the symptoms are gone. The antibiotics kills the bacteria causing the infection, but if you stop it as soon as the symptoms are gone, you may not have killed all the germs, and they will start to multiply again till. Use the cure for a longer time next time. If it wasn't antibiotics but some other antiinflamatorios, some thing applies; use it long after the symptoms are gone. Just read the instructions in the box it will tell you. If you did follow the instructions from the wet, I'm sorry.
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>>684617185
Pretty sure this is b8 but I'll bite anyway.
I'd try triple antibiotic ointment in the eyes three times a day first. You can also buy human grade amoxicyllin called fishmox and start her on that, tractor supply and other farm shops also sell penicillin and the needles and syringes, just do the research and use the right dosages.
If it all fails, a shot to the head will do the trick, she may look like she felt it but she didn't, expect some flailing around for a while, maybe even a noise or two, but if you shot her in the brain she is dead. A really powerful pellet gun is enough to cause a large enough pressure spike in the brain casing to split the skull. You can imagine what that does to the brain.
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http://articles.philly.com/2014-10-10/news/54873714_1_rhonda-shelter-philadelphia-animal-care


15mins niggerers
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Give her a bunch of benadryl/diphenhydramine tablets, sleepy death for cats.
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>>684631635
It's a gun caliber. Means 22 long rifle.
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>>684635876
>A really powerful pellet gun is enough to cause a large enough pressure spike in the brain casing to split the skull. You can imagine what that does to the brain.

do not use a pellet gun
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>>684636235
I've killed dozens of feral cats this way, trust me it's enough, but it needs to be something really strong like a magnum springer, 20+ ft/lbs of energy. A .22lr is better of course.
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>>684636033
>http://articles.philly.com/2014-10-10/news/54873714_1_rhonda-shelter-philadelphia-animal-care

wtf
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>>684626466
well thats sad af
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>>684618006
Medfag here. Don't get you own antibiotics. I don't know were you are from, but in my country it's strictly regulated. There are many types of antibiotics. broad spectrum and narrow spectrum antibiotics, and many different types within. Something you could pic up at your local WallMart would be broad spectrum, and it's not certain it would even work with that kind of antibiotics.
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OP use some kind of anaesthetic for animals, or knock it out with helium or carbon monoxide and let it suffocate in peace
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>>684617185
Nothing more Humane than a bullet through the brain. But... Any vet will put down a 12 year old cat, because you brought it in for that.
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>>684618319
ether is good OP just make sure you use enough, or it'll just wake up dude
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>>684636899
you just don't want to pay to put it down. Cheap ass.
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>>684636814
Nobody gives a fuck about your country, in the US you can buy that shit.
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>>684633261
>First, it's not painless at all, since she will feel an intense burn before death.

You are fucking stupid beyond belief. A bullet travels faster than synapses can fire and send signals to the CNS. You don't know what you are talking about, at all, STFU.

A bullet passing through the brain destroys the "place of all feels".
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>>684617185
see >>684635779
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>>684617185
Vet-fag here, if the eyes are as bad as you are telling us they are, the cat would have gotten different treatment, either surgery or complete removal of the eye, closing the eye socket etc.
It's fucking simple, do as the vet says and get the cat better, or ask for euthanasia.
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>>684635178
>You don't want the last thoughts of your pet to be fear and betrayal, do you ?
who fucking cares
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So why do the doctors not want to put the thing out of its misery?
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>>684637302
OP has stated the vet will not put the cat down. Euthanasia he says is something they will not do... which is why I state OP is lying... vets here will put down anything you ask them to. Give you a bill for it, but they have no problem doing it.
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>>684637302
Maybe if you guys didn't add on costs like everyone was loaded with cash this would be a viable option for more people.
>100 dollars here
>200 dollars here
>Oh I examined something for 10 seconds that will be another 80 dollars.
>500 dollars here
>200 dollars here

Yea, been there and done that. I once payed 250 bucks to give my turkey an x ray that took five minutes.
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>>684637633
Dude is asking how to garage kill his pet, rather than have it euthanized properly! He's just being cheap! FUCK HIM. he can kill his cat himself or he can take it to the vet and pay them to do it, period. They don't turn you down for a 12 year old cat that you say you want put down.
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>>684637144
well, good luck fighting your self made antibiotic resistant super mutant germs, when the antibiotics stop working for you, you 3. world scum
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>>684637160
Then explain why there is still muscle contraction on death. Shooting down an animal is not a human way to do. If not, why would vets prefer injection instead of a cheaper gunshot ?
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>>684637633
>Yea, been there and done that. I once payed 250 bucks to give my turkey an x ray that took five minutes.

go price an xray machine and film
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>>684618385
Yea i think i would rather be shot in the head than be put into some kind of shitty homemade gas chamber. who the fuck would want to go out inhaling shitty exhaust fumes?
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>>684637920
All artificially inflated prices, everything in the medical industry, I don't want to hear it. It's disgusting.
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>>684637471
Maybe you never had a cat before, but as an owner it counts for me. Maybe for OP too.
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>>684638090

oh really

build your own xray machine buddy

it's real easy and in no way radioactive and dangerous as all fuck
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>>684617185
OH MY GOD, take the cat to the vet, and have her put down! Christ I'd pay for it myself if I could meet you in person. Jesus, you sad fucks... if you just want to kill your cat personally then, fucking do it. Just crank it's head 180°
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>>684637902
What the fuck did I just say? I just told you in the US you can get good antibiotics. I have a bottle of fishmox I bought to fight off secondary respiratory infections. That said, I have been giving antibiotics to my animals for many years, here in the US you can buy most of what you need.
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Have Meghan Trainor sit on her, should be painless!
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>>684637915
Dude, your head exploded right now and nothing was left, your body would still experience plenty of these contractions you are talking about, does that mean you are suffering? Are you retarded?
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>>684638230
Look up the price of a syringe or pair of latex gloves, everything in the medical industry is artificially marked up, this is all old news.
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>>684620802
how the fuck do you know what your cats favorite song is? im fucking stuck on this step right now
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Give her a Boston BBQ in the bathroom, the lead singer of Boston took his life that way, I recommend Kingsford charcoal, peace!
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>>684638595
>Look up the price of a syringe or pair of latex gloves, everything in the medical industry is artificially marked up, this is all old news.

roidfag here, syringes are literally almost free, i buy medical grade by the dozen for like $4

srs
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There are other ways op
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>>684638863
That's you, do you think that is how much the hospitals are paying?
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>>684617185
break neck with a spade

put on the spade on her neck in the same way you dig into earth (90° to the ground) then step on the spades blade like you wanted to dig into the earth.

do it quick and fast and with precision!
best would be on grass or sand, so you can push the spades blade into the earth.
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go out into the streets and kill a wild stray cat. Surgically remove the stray cats eyes and insert them into your own cat and your cat should inherit the sharingan.
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>>684638595
>marked
>>684638863

30cents each

http://www.eastcoastmedicalsupply.com/syringewithneedlemultiplesizes.aspx
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>>684639049
Cringy faggot
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>>684630786
Fucking asians, skinning fucking cats, flay all 4 of those fuckers
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>>684638979

they buy more than me so i am sure they get them cheaper
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>>684617185
I have had to put pets down, it is hard to do, I feel for you OP, don't let these sheltered bubble people get you down.
A shot to the brain is the best option, hard to mess up on your end, and 100% painless.
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Some sleeping pills and this. It looks pretty extreme but its fast and impossible to fail
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>>684617185
Beheading should be quick, you could also break it's neck. Drowning it won't be a peacefull death but you won't have to clean blood afterwards.
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>>684617185
>none of them will put her down.
bullshit.
youre just too poor to pay
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>>684635500
Fucking white niggers, always abusing animals.
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>>684635500
"coolest" guy on /b/
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