>>684616975
I lost mine to Father Martin

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>>684616975
Here's my story, someone saved it on some old thread

gonna be 19 in a month and i still got mine, damn dude this thread is not turnin out the way u wanted it so far

>>684616975
didn't, 24 year old anon here

>>684617149
>>684617169

Well tell me how you'd like to lose it then.

By having sex

>>684617239
with a female

>>684617271
greentext ?

>>684617271
I came

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>>684617342
that kind ?

>>684617146
nice story. Got more ?

>>684617034
billy ?

Just Funny Chan..

http://lemmadot.ru/

>>684616975
free chat rooms --1hour--> sex

>>684616975
How as in "how did you manage to..." or How as in "How do you stick it in?"

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>>684617149
>>684617169

http://www.thecoreofattraction.com/how-to-get-a-girlfriend-tutorial/

>>684616975
>be 17
>on a shook trip to Asia
> drink all the time
>drinking group finds out I've never had sex or a squeezer or anything
>the group decides I can't go back home without at least a blowie
>last night, two girls on the trip we hadn't spent much time with decide to drink with us
>kings cup
>it's late as fuck so it's just me the girls and my one buddy on a mission to get me poon
>kings cup rules become sexual in nature
>take off our clothes and shit
>buddy takes one of the girls to the bathroom
>I start making out with one in the bedroom
>at some point my buddy dips out and bathroom girl comes to join us
>end up having a threesome
>it's not nearly as cool as people think it is
>to drunk and inexperienced to know what the fuck I'm doing
>only actually fuck one while the other sort of skirts around the outside
>I prefer one on one sex tbhq

Was 15 Pretty much raped by 8/10 19 yr old. Nearley lost it with her 9/10 sis who was my age same night. My step dad seen her do the walk of shame next morning. He looked so god dam proud haha.

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>>684619078
Hooked up at party at my 7/10 ex gfs house whos virginity i took the following week. All dirty nz maori girls.

>>684619307
hooker said no :(

>>684616975
16, black girl.

>>684616975

Wizard reporting in. 33 years old, still virgin.

does it count if i got blue balled?

>>684616975
18 friend's cheating slut wife

>>684616975
Last year I just asked a friend of mine if she wanted to bang. Before that we fooled around but no penetration. She's petite, big tits, brown, hair was black and shoulder-length.

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Grog

i liked a chick in high school
so i took her home and fucked her

you want something done you go and DO IT

>>684616975
why? and by having sex. Duh.

>>684616975
when i was 14 this older guy told me i can fuck his gf, so i went into the dark room where she was waiting for me

>i was told to take off cloths and she would suck my cock but only if i could be blindfolded

>reason because they didnt want me bragging or outing her slut ways

>so i agreed

>i felt her lips around my cock, suck me untill i had diamonds

>then the boyfriend, who had to watch, told me to go to edge of bed and grab the hips and fuck her

> i fuck her good

>she made me lick her cum from her hand

i never got to see her, he never spoke of his gf again, but we chilled and he let me do this a few times

wasnt ever allowed to go into pussy or grab anything but her hips and ass

Be 18. Had a new girlfriend from different school. Went to ultra normal public school. She went to the Catholic school. Meet up after school one day, she tells me to come to her house. Get there, parents not there, just us. I didn't even expect anything, like I said I was used to uppity public school girls. This bitch started acting like she was in heat. Long story short I had no experience, and she taught me a lot of shit. Probably very disappointed. But she stayed on board and we kept dating for a while. She ended up dieing from a heroin overdose the next year....still kinda makes me sad

>>684616975
>be me>shit life
>meet girl of my dreams>classmate>been scouting me all semester
>too silly to realise it>get back after break>sit down next to her
>im down for ANYTHING by this point>she seems weakest, easiest, prey
>like that weak sickly infant at the edge of the herd/pack
>get number
>take her out to lunch immidiately after class (its like 9am)
>go on first date after to art gallary
>cant contain boner>boners everywhere>so embarressed
>dressed well at least>pitching massive tent>must get home
>go home>she rejects follow>ready to rape her right there
>coax trick one another into follow up dates>start kissies, at school
>sosneaky.jpg>make out everywhere
>start hand action up>softest of mewbs bewbs
>ravage at any off hand chance and even the on hand ones
>(lots of on hand ones)>progress to pants>make out everywhere
>world is our makeout field>love her skin, so soft, succulent, supple
>isbeautiful.girl>love>so much love>SO MUCH LOVE
>SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH LOVE
>fingers in pants in public >hide from world>fingers stilll in pants
>hands everywhere>hands down her pants>ohgawd.feelssogood>must get home
>bonernation>must get her home with me>go through hades fire together
>trials, tribulations, love holds, remains, constant
>eventually get home>boners as big as the block now
>close doors ohgod.perfectvirgingoddess
>love of my life>living breathing kitten girl hybrid
>i love her>cold nights>hold her close>hotter days
>hold her closer>eventually lay together
>hold her closer still>69 feel so good
>innocence>innocence ruined>innocence bubble popped
>my dicks everywhere my dick is everything
>my dick fills the room its huge i cant stop it
>my dicks the universe>rub it all over her>intrigued prod and poke but so soft
>her cunts so small>dont fit>fit anyway>is.goddess>love>thrust>rub>grind>cum
>so much cum>cant stop cumming
>cum everywhere>shes wet>moaning>shhh housemates
>so wetso cum>cameeverywhere>iloveu

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>be me, 19 with my 20th approaching quickly
>kind of a loner in high school, had female friends but never really thought about going out with any of them
>dropped out of college and worked full time in a company with a ton of guys and only one old lady working in the entire company
>literally no way to meet fuckable women
>fuck this, I'm not gonna be some wizard permavirgin
>I'll hire an escort
>one Saturday just before my birthday, roommate is out and I have nothing to do
>call chick off bp, black 7/10
>go meet up with her and pay for an hour
>hit that shit from every angle, lots of fun
>condom too thick and tight though, how the fuck am I gonna get off
>hour ends and I still haven't finished, no money to pay for more time
>drive home and jerk off

Seriously, I'm so glad to have a gf on the pill now. Condoms ruin everything.

>20
>drunk since 3 days
>Feeling Alpha
>Start talking to this chick
>suggest we go to my parents place for literally Netflix and chill
>got no Netflix
>start Fucking

>>684620775
Ohh and sorry, is newfag, and don't know greentext

>>684617034
Are you the hero of Kvatch?

>>684617149
Im already 19 and I feel fine. Never had a girl but like I'm not sad. All I know is that I have to fully enjoy and accept who I am before I start appreciating another person. But I guess what helps is that I'm losing weight fast (starving+exercise) and I'm not horrible looking. I just got to runaway real quick from the Eastside to Westside (US) so I can make the biggest mistake of my life of going to unknown terroritory.
>Appreciate what your parents are providing while you continue to stay with them

Yeah no. I feel like I need to run off and grew up a couple years by myself. I'll learn with the protection of my folks. That's why I'm a virgin still. I'm too insecure up until now (Went from 257-210 in a month and week). Just get that ticket and leave. Explore the West like some fag and just settle my life there. Still a virgin, but happy.

I've been in a long distance relationship for 2 years. I live in Canada she lives in England. We Skype fuck daily but both still a virgin. Im going to punta cana tomorrow for a week with my friends. %90 chance i will get laid. Do i wait 2 more years and lose my virginity to a virgin or fuck girls in punta and still try to take my gfs virginity?

>>684616975
24 now but i lost mine to a South Korean hooker in Hawaii. One of the better desions i ever made, love asian hookers now. I will probably never get married because S. Korean girls are awesome.

>>684620744
You fucked a dude

>16 Walmart parking lot
>she was stuck in on the pole
> we start making out she took off pants
> I told her I didn't want to
> kept trying to get her off me
> she had a death grip on my junk
>pulled me inside her
>stuck inside
>no movement
> came on her sweater
>went home and cried all night
>still dated her for a while though
>didn't realize I was technically raped until today
Don't use it as a crutch
Life isn't different
Dealt with it well
Still happy to this day
No hard feelings

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>23
>My first girlfriend 9.5/10
>Her birthday, 23 also
>Just got in bed to sleep
>Heart is pounding like crazy
>I ask "you want to do it?"
>She replies "yes"
>I say "but I have never had sex before"
>she says she's neither
>im like what? how?
>we both laugh it off
>Have sex
>Shit is cash

Fucking WIN, took her V card at 23 and lost mine aswell.
>inb4 virgin @ 23 she must be ugly
no, she's a proper woman not a whore like in the US and most of the world
Balticfag here

>>684621619
no no it was his gf , they were just super discreet about it, one time they even tied me up and had her peg me, i had to suck the dildo too, it was weird that they used a condom on it considering it was a dildo but it was fine.

she was classy she even kept her cloths on, she wore a skirt, and she had a smooth ass too

i remember her very well, she ahd shorter hair which i thought was hot, but again her bf said not the hair, so i respected their wishes

>be me, 18
>with 21-year-old current gf at her house
>I stay with her frequently, we'd been handsy but nothing yet - both virgins
>wake up at 7am to go to work, realised I was rostered on an hour later than usual so we stay in bed and make out
>we move forward quicker, feels a little different this morning
>my alarm plays, it's some Bon Iver song for the most yuppie vibes ever
>her: "can we?"
>me: "I think so"
>fairly standard first time
>about five minutes before I came out of nervousness, finished her off afterwards fingering

still with her a year later. sex is great and only happening more and more often. nice

Wanna know how I autismed my way out of sex?

>be me, 14/15
>new girl, has a cool kinda edge to her, 7/10
>i like her, and i know her friends
>find out she likes me
>ohshit
>i ask her out
>"yeah anon sounds good"
>we date for a few months, on and off
>find out she's been making out and licking up some 6/10 asian chick
>get annoyed, ask her wtf
>she invites me over to this girls house
>asian chick looks at me then tells me to leave my house
>probably shouldn't have worn my "chinks are stealing our jobs" shirts

>>684621908
nice bait m8

>>684616975
fucked a girl in my car when i was 15

>be me
>19
>still virgin
>read thread on /b/ about how tons of anons lost their virginitys
>don't give a singular shit

>>684622028
Nice story bro

>be 17
>fancy an amerifag guy from JET program
>flirting here and there
>the last day of the school for him

>i decide I want him to pop it
>late night, snuck out the home
>his apartment,tell him i wanna say proper goodbye

>ginger, rather short for a white guy, 5f5 ish, lookalike of thom yorke but not retarted eyes
>being a midget less intimidating so its good.
>pinned him down on the bed,hes confused but had huge fucking boner
>white boi cock so good end up fucking for 6 hours, with interval of beer, rice balls.had the best fuck to this day

>>684616975
>be 17
>have a 16yo gf of 3 months
>she finally decided to give me blowjobs
>a week full of blowjobs
>then she finally decides it's ok to try it
>i lay back
>she sat on me
>insert
>awkwardness, giggles, all that shit
>in the end it was good, been fucking her for 2 years after that

>>684621822
3rd world motherfucker

>be me, 16
>get pissy at ex for fucking my friend
>she's a massive whore
>she'd sucked off most of the 12th grade kids before she was 15
>say i'll pay her to succ me
>succ

>>684622141
Same anon (be 21)

I'm 25 and I lost it just a few months ago. This girl, probably a 7/10, wanted me pretty badly for some unknown reason. The first times we got close I rejected her call for my dick, but I decided to give it a try with her later and I was pretty disappointed. Guess I'm not the type of dude who enjoys sex.

>took gf to prom
>danced, had fun, got ice cream with friends after
>got to her house at around midnight
>start getting frisky
>tfw it was the first time we said we loved each other
>tfw she was a virgin too
>tfw she let me cum inside her

>>684622414
Anon, it's normal.

Just send her used condoms with the message "I fucked your boyfriend". This will explain why you're such a fag.

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>>684622315
>lel

>>684616975
The sad truth is /b/
I've only had Sex once.

I was 18, and with my Ex.
We were finally ready to lose our virginities to eachother.
After much foreplay We finally did it.
She was crazy tight, I could hardly fit.
It wasn't comfortable for her either.

We decided against sex, and just had foreplay after that until she was more able to handle Sex.

Sadly Months later we split.

I loved her /b/ and haven't been able to bring myself to have sex with anyone since, despite having a few chances thrown at me.
I now spend my days Playing MMO's to try forget the pain.

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>girl at school likes me
>carnival day at school
>hanging out with her because she was cool as hell
>conversation goes on, finds out in a virgin
>says she wants to take it from me and drags me behind the art building
>stick it in, felt amazing
>last like a minute and a half
>thank her for it, she kisses me on the cheek and says you're welcome baby
I later found out she had a baby and a bit of a reputation of being easy but hey whatever. Thanks again Amanda

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>Mfw I can't have sex with my GF

>Literally try all the time

>Shit too tight to get in and she screaming in pain and shit

>>684619915
I know this meme

>>684622622
eventually you'll have a mental breakthrough where you wont let that stop you anymore and you''ll be able to do cool things again

just hang in there anon
we love you

>>684622622
Why do you love her so much anon?
Why did you split? Give me an analysis

I had planned it for weeks with a friend. And we set the day. But my mom's friend died and the funeral was on the same exact day.
We went to the funeral but snuck out and left, RIP Penny, and went back to my parents place.
Couldn't have sex bc I was so nervous I couldn't get up, and when we did finally do it, I exploded immediately and came in my hand because I had no where else to cum at

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>>684622492
>"tfw"
>doesn't post a face
kys

>>684616975
at 22 on our weekend house with my now 1 year gf, was kinda meh tbh, nothing great, got much much better with each fucking afterwards, then head, anal and im a happy pleb

I fell for a girl I worked with 4 years ago, but she had a long distance relationship at the time because she'd just moved to my town for uni. She clocked pretty fast that I was interested and we started hanging out a lot, usually lots of drinking then watching whatever at her student pad.

Went on like that for about a week then I started thinking fuck it and made a move. Really cheesy stuff like putting my arm over her to test the water, and she seemed keen. We kissed one night at hers and she got freaked out for cheating.

She ended up arguing with her BF a lot, and I started feeling really bad for it. We still hung out though. Sure enough, one thing eventually led to another and I ended up following her to bed rather than passing out on her sofa. She joked about pretending not to know what I had in mind, but she clearly was up for it.

At this point the thought of it being my first time hadn't been an issue, but I started freaking out when I realised this was it. We went pretty much straight to bed, and I finally lost my V card. Midway through, she mentioned she had a contraceptive implant, which is good because I was to caught up in it all to think about it. Seems really dumb now.

Turns out she knew I was a virgin and wanted to be the person to take it, which is pretty cool. She dumped her BF the next day and we started dating pretty much straight away.

We're getting married next May. Shit is pretty cash.

>>684622831
cure is next chance you have dont plan it, and take control , even if it doesnt feel sincere, make her beg for it, instead of waiting for when she wants it, make her suck you cock

feels like stud, and call her a slut while you fuck her, maybe to yourself in case she isnt into that

cum directly on her tits

>>684622872
>The feeling when
>doesn't post face
Dude whaat?

>>684622775
Thank you Anon, your kind words are appreciated.

>>684622777
She was the First person who truly made me happy.
And now the, I'm in a relationship kind of happy.
no
It was genuine Love.
I adored her to bits, every last detail, her beautiful eyes, her smile.
How she could be a total spazz.

Due to some personal circumstances we drifted apart I guess.
She ended up getting anxiety over being in a relationship.
And well, it was making her unhappy.
So we split.

She's been single since.
She doesn't see anyone either.
She gets real introverted like that I guess.

but yea, I miss her lots.

Maybe one day I'll break past it.
But I miss her every single day, and knowing she probably doesn't miss me hurts.

>be 19
>Meet girl in club
>Go home with her
>No protection used, didn't even cum the first time, had infinite stamina (which was a surprise)
>Slept with her about 5 times after that on separate occasions

>>684620999
I'm uncut and I'm actually happy to use condoms. My gf is on the pill too but it's such a hassle cleaning up when I cum on / in her.
I also last a lot longer, and it feels just as nice.

I suppose you're cut though?

>>684622872
>>that feel when
>>doesn't post a face
>mfw i don't have a face

My fat babysitter would come into my room at night when I was 8

i lost my virginity at 14y old to a hooker, i was drunk with some older friends, they took me to a whore house and payed for me, its one of the things i regret the most, now im 25 dating a 24y old girl and took her virginity last year, it was so awesome!

>>684616975

Fucked my 14yo GF outside in an area of UK marshland when I was 15. We were on the way home from the pub, drunk.

1996

Got my dick sucked by my friends sister at 14 when they were over. She was 12 and suggested it herself.
But got laid when I was 18. Some random chick I was interested in. We went out for a drive and smoked some weed. Drove up to a lake in the woods and fucked there.

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>>684616975
>be 23, senior year of college
>still awkward and immature, act and think like an 18 year old, probably why no puss yet.
>meet girl in class, end up being lab partners
>we sort of hit it off but I can kind of tell it's only as friends
>don't care, it's female attention and I love it
>one day she mentions her boyfriend. I always assumed she had one but it still kinda killed me inside
>keep talking/flirting in class and sometimes hanging out with friends
>one day she comes in to class and seems real depressed and quiet
>finally get out if her that her boyfriend cheated on her and they broke up
>I tell her she should come 9ver to my apartment tonight, I'll make her dinner and keep her company so she can take her mind off it
>she smiles and agrees "aww, thanks anon, you always know how to cheer me up"
>fast forward to that night, she's all dressed up, looks amazing. I cooked a decent meal and we're sitting on the couch finishing off a bottle of wine
> during a lull in conversation she leans it for a kiss
>realize I'm probably way to nervous not to fuck this up, start thinking of ways to get out of this but kiss her anyway
>we started making out
>then she took off my pants
>and then I turned on the TV
>that's about the time she walked away from me

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>>684623124
idiots

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On a rock in the woods in the fucking snow. Still wanna fuck that bitch again. Was over 15 years ago

>>684623129
for me I usually got past it when I found another girl
but when that'll happen, and if, is another question
just hang in there anon

>>684623129
You should thank her for showing you how to be whole. No you need to replicate that love in yourself . people are not puzzle pieces to be completed we are entities unto ourselves that are complimented by other people. Only when you are happy as an individual you can find someone to be happy with. Love you man stay in there

since my penis is too small to ever pleasure a women
or to not make me feel bad
even tho there are women who want me but I just reject every one and they don't understand why
I will either stay virgin for the rest of my life
or I will get it over with a prostitute

Two for one here

>Be 14 y/o me w/ 15 y/o gf
>First gf
>She's sucked cock once (probably not) and has gotten fingered
>Date her for a month
>We smoke a lot of weed, hang out at each other's houses, etc.
>Fuck her bare back (both lost virgnity)
>She's self concious and only lets me do missionary, so the sex is mediocre
>She comes back to my house the next day
>Rides me this time
>NUTTTTT while parents are in the house
>Break up after another 9 months in relationship, and then i wait two years until i get another girlfriend


>Get new gf (cute petite asian)
>She's 14, I'm 17
>I'm sexually experienced from my first gf
>New gf hasn't even had her first kiss
>wtf
>Work my way towards the holy land slowly, and i gradually work my way through the bases
>Kiss her before we start dating
>Start dating about 5 months ago as of now
>Teach her how to properly french kiss, and kiss her on the neck, etc.
>Dirt texts on fb
>She starts sitting in my lap and feeling her up
>Comes to my house one day and i get her to grind on top of me
>Both get really turned on
>Nothing happens
>She comes over the next day
>Take her virginity bare back (sex was very disappointing, although she wasn't shy at all)
>Scared about getting pregnant
>Go through a month of condoms only, and rarely having sex
>Fuck that
>Bare back all day
>She loves sex now, and wants it everytime she sees me
>Cum in her on occasion
>Came in her every day of this week so far
>Tfw 14 y/o asian gf heals your broken heart with sex, love, and her virginity

>>684623633
I keep hanging in there.
Every single day Anon.
Thank you

>>684623669
That was actually intense yo.
I never thought of it this way.
Thank you for your powerful words Anon.

cbf typing out my life story.

tl;dr
>super religious nutjob parents
>Lied to parents about wanting to sleep at a graveyard
>Was 15, gf was 19
>Was picked up at the graveyard
>Stayed at her place that night
>watched horror movies and had sex
>Came in like 10 seconds

gg life

>>684616975
Lost my virginity when I was 13 in middle school to my gf, we stayed together for about 8 months. Pretty much all we did was fuck.

>>684616975
>be me
>17
>drunk and High at party
>pretty fucked up so go lay down in room next to living room
>there is no door, room has couch and a arm chair
>lay on couch
>start fading
>Drunk slut walks in
>starts fondling me
>eventually takes out my dick
>sucks it for a few mins
>gets on top of me
>people watch as I drift in and out of consciousness while I'm more or less date raped
>wake up next morning with dick still out
>turns out she was 7/10 slut
>all my friends watched
It was kimda weird

>>684616975

>be 21, at home from college for the weekend
>At bar with friends for a birthday
>go to get fresh drink, bartender says it's been paid for...
>He nods at a 30-something across the bar.
>She gets up, heads my way
>Holy fuck, is this real?
>sits next to me, we start talking
>Turns out she knows my older sisters from school.
>"OMG, You're baby anon!
> I've slept with you're older brother!
>"I can't go to bed with you!"
>Oh well, so close...might as well keep chatting
>half hour later, asks if I want to get out of there.
>Not going to fucking argue.
>go back to her place, fess up I'm a virgin.
>She doesn't care, climbs into bed, clothes coming off
>fuck her missionary
>She overacts big time "oh baby, so good, so big"
>it's pretty sweet, but kinda weird.
>wake up next morning, she lets me fuck her doggy style, no condom (only had the one in wallet).
>starts crying because she is barren, so condom talk triggers her
>calm her down, drive back to college,
>have a few wierd phonecalls the next few days, it kinda drifts off.

Sidenote: I have two older brothers. One is normal guy, one is bi-polar manic depressive wierdo. I have never wanted to know which one she fucked because fucking a girl who would fuck crazy brother means she has no standards. Was probably the crazy one.

>>684624343

According to the feminists you raped that girl and also raped everyone who watched

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>>684619032
>tbhq
To be honest, Quentin.

>>684624501
Kek

>>684624501
jesus christ don't get me started.

I lost it to a woman who would be Playmate of the Month five years later.

Believe me when I say airbrushing wasn't the half of it. I saw the pictorial and there was serious shooping of a fattened ass.

>>684623269
Yeah I'm cut, but my problem is that I last too long. It just gets to the point where I can't feel anything sometimes if I'm wearing a condom.

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>>684616975
Met this horny good looking black girl on a website called americansingles. I was in the navy at the time stationed in Jacksonville, FL. First date we met at a mall food court, and it went ok. Second date we fucked on my car's passenger seat. I was 19 at the time, and I never told her that I was a virgin. I guess I played my cards right, cause we fucked for a good six months. This girl had her shit together,, she would bring lingerie and flavored condoms (the works). I was too afraid to asked how many fuckers had come before me, though. This chick boosted my confidence like a motherfucker. After her, I never had problems meeting women.

>>684616975
> be me 16 yo faceless virgin
>buy a copy of the daily sport
>flick thru ads and find a brothel in town
>is a "massage parlour" but once in the room she rattles off her price list
>pay £40 for full sex
>nice oral as she pops the condom on using her tongue
>spits on her fingers and rubs her vag for lubrication clbs on top
>last about a min and a half
>job done

>Gf and I go to same college
Making out in dorm room first week of college. I'm on top of her, take off her top
>anon be gentle not to fast
one thing leads to another and I get a condom and insert my penis inside her vagina
>holy shit this is really happening
fuck for about 25 minutes

>>684622872
tfw != mfw

Not much of a story. I was a 24 year old kissless virgin. I broke down and paid a bitch. Still know her to this day (I'm 36) don't have sex with her anymore though.

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>>684620166
Dude, it's time to start saving your lose change and buy some pussy. That shit isn't natural. I even see ugly ass people hooking up all the time.

>>684625266
You must be a programmer

Anal

>>684625553
doesnt count unless its in the pink

Not at all.

Daughter of some woman my dad was dating. Funnily he said that the bitch was a prude and wouldn't do more then the occasional handjob. His response when I told him...

At least someone got laid in that relationship. Her daughter went on to be a giant slut in highschool

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>be me
>be 16
>first gf
>been doing hands stuff for two weeks or so
>had trouble getting it up because nervousness
>then one day actually get an erection and keep it
>forgot condoms
>put on sweatpants and run out into the rain to condom vending machine
>run back and fuck
>cant cum cause condom and deathgrip
>she succ me
>mfw
>feelsgoodbreh
>cum after like 20 minutes
>apologize for taking so long

so yeah thats that

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>>684624972
>in high school
>senior jock dickhead (let's call him Major Douche) is going into ROTC
>his GF is sweet half-Asian half-Mexican thing that's just completely awesome except for one thing - she has HIPS. Not like mild hips-don't-lie-hips, HIPS
>me, semi-jock nerd, geek, and vidya nerd that thinks if you're going to run around in spandex might as well be with WOMEN in spandex, not guys
>get called fag a lot by football players
>this does not bother me, I remind them I see their GFs naked more than they do
>on school dance team, swim team, and play hockey & lacrosse on intramural teams because US HS in the 90s
>MajorDouche manages to lose last football game of the season all on his own
>also fucks up in his other sport, basketball
>good friends with his GF, who shall be called BunnyGirl from here out, he "tolerates" me hanging around her
>WTFever, you're like four inches shorter and I have 25lbs on you
>BunnyGirl has a birthday
>he does nothing
>I bring BunnyGirl the most ridiculous thing I could think of as a gift in class - a tie-dyed t-shirt and thong - sized for a woman roughly six times her size
>he's in that class; happens to be general chemistry. I'm a sophmore, she's a junior, he's a 2nd year senior (not kidding, for him it's Tard Science that he has to finish to graduate)
>BunnyGirl is laughing her ass off, says "I can wear this to bed, but I'd have to use the thong as a belt
>MajorDouche is angry
>MajorDouche yells at me 'why you giving my GF lingerie?'
>isthisfaggotserious.jpg
>Dude, chill, it's a t-shirt and underwear that would fit a girl the size of a planet
>yeah, well, she keeps eating like that her ass WILL fit that. Don't fucking mess with my girl, asshole
>whatever, you fumbling fuckwit assclown
>MAJORDOUCHERAGE
>teach comes in - former Marine, who MajorDouche is trying hard to impress
>so MajorDouche shuts up
>next day see BunnyGirl crying
>ask her what happened

In my ex-boyfriend's bedroom when I was 15

I lost it to my boyfriend a few months ago. Was 20 at the time. It was his first time too but he could legit go on for over an hour, I assume since we're both health freaks. We're still together.

>>684625033
She's pretty hot, good for you anon

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>>684616975
New Updated 2016 Tor/Deepweb Links!
>Enjoy!

>>684626597
good fuck mean long luck for a relationship, its sad but true

me and my gf have amazing sex life and that trumps any fights we could have

>>684626947
Very true. We can't stay mad at each other when we fuck each others brains out. I know it's not just that since we're doing a long distance thing, though.

I was 20, I posted an ad on craigslist, a graduate student who lived about a quarter mile from my dorm met met outside. I walked with him to his car where he jerked me off.

The second sexual experience I had was a month or so later. Again, craigslist, this time with a student in an adjacent dorm. He came over, we sat on my bed and watched porn. I grabbed his dick, gave eachother borjorbs.

The first time I had sex with a woman was a week later, with a 500+ pound 18 year old who worked in the cafeteria. I fucked her in what I think was the ass in the cafeteria's bathroom between meals.

>>684626239
Continued from ^^
>BunnyGirl says he broke up with me because he said I was getting fat and because I was friends with you
>look at her and go "seriously? You eat like a bean, and you're done. I'm the one who has to make you eat something every day. You're not fat. You got hips. That's all."
>talk a bit longer
>our campus is a closed one - can't leave without permission
>Hey look, I have permission due to taking college classes at the university nearby (don't get excited here, it was essentially knocking shit off my college to-do list that retards need to get done so I could pay less when actually IN college and get done faster)
>we take off, she sits through one of my classes, talk about shit a bit more, hang out
>she says I knew he was going to break up with me but I wanted to not have it be now
>why not
>because prom is coming up and I don't have a date now
>laugh and say bullshit, take me
>she says that's sweet, but
>no, seriously, no bullshit, take me. I have a tux, I have it covered
>plan ensues
>My uncle has a 1955 Silver Wraith he pampers with a diaper
>my uncle also thinks I'm gayer than a leopard-print hat stand
>tell uncle I have a date to prom, I need help to impress a girl
>uncle immediately offers to drive me and girl to prom
>he talks to his son, who is sous chef at only place in town that qualifies as "fancy dining", my cousin immediately calls in the markers with his boss and asks me to get her favorite food list (seriously, they all thought I was the gayest kid ever, even though I basically leered at any female in sight)
>calls his GF, who immediately uses her manager discount to book a suite of rooms at her workplace and discounts it to zero, uncle takes it on the charge
>uncle and cousin stock the place with sparkling wine and soda, snacks
>I know none of this, they just say they'll take care of it
>meanwhile majordouche is in serious ROTC trouble, grades down
Continued

>>684617146
>Someone (you) saved it on some old thread

Lost my to a 15year old girl When i was 14, shit was cash made her cry

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>>684624239
If you really want to know the specifics.
>Be 13 y/o me with 12 y/o gf
>Gf was pic related
>Always went to these woods right after school
>Go there first couple days and just kiss
>About 3'rd day I lost my virginity
>She tried sucking dick for the first time
>Hurt like a bitch because teeth
>Didn't tell her because I didn't want to interrupt
>She straddles me
>Hitting raw, was so tight
>I think I lasted about 10-15 minutes
>Finished in her mouth, she always swallowed
>Left for home later
>We met after school 3-4 days each week
>This proceeds for 8 months
>Was cash

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>>684616975
>browse /b/
>losing your virginity
kek

>>684616975
in reality to a prostitute when i was 16

the story i tell people though to is to my ex when i was 19

>>684627370
^^
Continued
>BunnyGirl tells me he keeps showing up at the house, to the point where her mom has told him if he shows up again she's calling the cops, he's over 18 and should know what an arrest for stalking will do to his record
>says MajorDouche is telling her the reason his grades are down is because she won't give him head to clear his mind
>she wasn't going to fuck him because he didn't want to wear a condom
>Meanwhile still hanging out with BunnyGirl like a friend, but keeping the door open to be something more
>MajorDouche and his buddies corner me one day and tell me to stay away from her
>Not your call
>punch is thrown, hits me in the nose
>bitch, I play hockey
>crosscheck two footballies into the lockers hard enough to dent after pulling MajorDouche's shirt over his head and punching him in the plexus a few times, then kicking him in the nads (no cup, fuckwit)
>say "don't even think about fucking with me again or I'll tell RetiredMarine"
>MajorDouche says "fuck you I'll fucking hur ow wheeze fuuuuck" because I kicked him in the gut again
>two weeks to prom MajorDouche pulls some fucking stupid shit with BunnyGirl's Mom and gets sent to jail over the weekend to cool down
>BunnyGirl's mom? Yeah, secretary to the city attorney. Maybe not the best idea, but she asks charges to be reduced to misdemeanor
>MajorDouche thinks this is due to him being a badass
>meanwhile just doing my thing, as is BunnyGirl, who finally gets a restraining order for MajorDouche
>This fucks up MajorDouche's plans right proper
>he can't come to school
>so no Junior ROTC
>he has to finish the school year offsite
>so no buddies
>his friends are doing stuff without him, senior year-style
>majordouche is pissed
>so here comes prom night

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>>684616975
With my gf at the time, we were both 15 and had been in a relationship for about 3 months. Nothing really special about it. We were together for over 2 years b4 I broke up with her even tho the sex at that point was insane.

>>684628221
virgin detected

>>684628582
>BunnyGirl says her mom wants me to pick her up from her Mom's place
>okay, no problem
>Uncle shows up in full chaf outfit with Wraith decked out in full gear (he rented it out for weddings sometimes)
>get out, come up to door in MOST RIDICULOUS TUXEDO I COULD THINK OF - mirror-ball tux borrowed from local theater department - this thing had nothing but shiny sparkle mirrors on it
>BunnyGirl laughs her ass off, Mom looks mortified, but then laughs
>say don't worry, I can be sober
>whip off the pants and jacket - they're stripper pants, the jacket is reversible
>wearing actual tux, just with silver tie and cummerbund
>BunnyGirl is wearing amazing dress with serious cleavage
>photos taken, etc
>go to prom
>BunnyGirl's female friends all talking about how much fun she is having
>sitting at table with large group of girls who know me and BunnyGirl from dance and theater
>5 of them came as a group because why bother with dates
>2 of them have dates, decent guys
>finish up prom, let uncle know we're coming out
>the group is now something like 12 of us together
>BunnyGirl is having a really great time
>Uncle says you going to tell your friends about afterparty?
>me blink stupidly
>Uncle hands them a card and says "he has the penthouse at Hotel, you can all meet up there if you're not done for the night"
>3 of the girls go "YEAH", 2 have to head home for curfew, both couples show up
>BunnyGirl and I get in the limo and ride
>Uncle has blocked the front view
>BunnyGirl tells me it's been amazing, that she has had so much fun, her Mom was going to make her come home at 10 if she went with MajorDouche before it all happened but her Mom trusts her judgement with her friends, so blah blah blah
>say so you don't have to drive, right?
>pop out sparkling wine (1/2 bottle) and pour
>we drink
>by the time we get to hotel and I thank uncle like crazy he smiles and says your ride home is showing up at 11, don't be hungover
>BunnyGirl is all snuggly into my arm and giggly

>>684617271
You too? Coincidences..

>>684629658
>get upstairs, undo jacket and throw music on
>friends show up seconds later
>party on
>as with booze, rapidly devolves to strip poker after girls get into less awkward clothing
>one couple has to leave when they see the time, other couple is still hanging out
>3 girls are still drinking; eventually two of them go into the tub
>playing strip poker with the rest of us, keeps going
>sitting next to Bunny girl who finally loses PJ top and bottoms and is sitting in underwear
>by this time we realize 2 girls haven't been seen for a while
>poke my head into the bathroom
>they're eating each other out like crazy
>ooookay then
>BunnyGirl says I really have to pee
>um maybe knock first
>pokes her head in and goes OMG
>we wait a few minutes, then knock, loudly
>"JUST A MINUTE"
>BunnyGirl goes in, they come out all together a few minutes later
>couple chooses this time to leave, guy fist-bumps me and says awesome time, going HTF. Wish I had your place
>wait whaaa? Yeah okay, not happening, I'm just some feeb friend
>3 girls decide to go as well, 1 because she's pissed off, 2 because they...um...need to sleep. At her place.