Ultimate troll physics thred xXD
Post yo best
>>684615935
le contribute
Kys
>>684616184
>>684616293
This...this sounds plausible
>>684616029
>>684616650
lost
>>684615935
>>684615992
>>684616029
>>684616103
>>684616184
>>684616293
>>684616368
>>684616581
>>684616650
>>684616691
Thats enough now, go back to 9gag
>>684616691
>INFINITE GAS MILAGE
where can i find a turbine... i need it for reasons
>>684616838
>>684616838
I wish 9fag was half of this funny
I'm laughing my ass off
>>684616419
>possible to commit mail fraud
>>684617050
>having standards this low
Bumping for more le troll physics xD
>>684616650
the ocean
>>684617506
>>684617137
>/b/ is still funny
>>684616368
actually, the fastest a kinetic force can propagate through an object is only the speed of sound, so light communication is still faster.
>>684618221
I like you because unlike most people that see that picture you have already completely solved the fact that you'd need a 3 million kilometer pole
>>684617950
mindblown
>>684616184
actually if u take 1 proton per atom then the gold will weight less than 1 kg...
>>684617916
Kek'd hard at this one
>>684618513
proof?
These were actually very funny
Sure is summer here.
>>684615935
>>684618565
wtf do you mean proof? you are taking mass from the atom of course it will weigh less
>>684618740
Fucking lel
>>684618698
that exists tho? thats not even a troll, its just a geothermal power plant. It even says it in the filename
Here's a good one XD
>>684618818
kek
>>684617598
How is this false? Seems legit to me!
>>684618818
>>684616029
If you had a magnet strong enough it would work. Like a 1,000,000 volt electromagnet.
>>684618838
Can you really be that fucking dumb?
>>684616029
wouldn't your own gun be attracted to the magnet ?
>fuckn idiot
>>684616838
Freshcunt
>>684619388
Newcunt fresh off the boat from reddit or facebook detected
>>684616419
>2016
>still using mail
>>684617901
Lost. That second panel got me.
>>684617818
Yes that's what's wrong with it
>>684618565
u can see it for urself from periodic table.
also by removing proton u produce unstable gold 199Au which has half life of 3 days and it decays into 199Hg so basically u just turn mercury into gold which turns into less amount of mercury.
>>684619368
@684619459
Shut up newfag. I've been here since 1998.
>>684619368
No because it's your magnet.
>>684619368
Is it summer already ?
>>684619845
Kek. Looks like I've exposed you quite convincingly as a freshie
>>684619913
Seems legit
>>684619062
enlighten me, then
@684619945
>Implying
>>684615935
Besides the science, how is it enjoyable to lift your own weight for hours?
>>684615992
Jesus christ, that 1 hurt my head
>>684620457
Because you're lying on a hammock, and you can lift your own weight, and since it's your own weight it's like you're lifting nothing.
>>684620457
>>684616419
Cause it works
is it back that i actually find these funny? it's atleast much better then the cancer that gets posted on the YLYL threads.
>>684616581
My brother did this, he went crazy in 5 days. 1 week later he died.
Dont do this plz.
>>684620758
>>684618991
ikr
>repeat to infinity
>>684617950
there's a webm of some commercial that had this gimmick. really funny one too.
>Newfags calling eachother newfags
Never gets old.
>>684620832
>>684616838
Yes yes let the butthurt flow
>>684620758
This was the cancer of the old /b/.
>>684616838
Your mom is a fucking crackwhore!
>>684615935
moar!
>>684618838
There are limited locations where you can do this with a shallow enough well to make it cost effective and half of those locations are banned from any development by the liberals. *Yellowstone*
But you can use easily accessible 60°F groundwater to make pretty much any air conditioning system anywhere more efficient.
>>684617053
Could you plz return to your disneychannel and not post here, captain whiteknight
>>684616838
stop being this new
>>684617916
Goddamn it...... i cant weld.....
>>684618688
>New to 4chan
>starts calling everything summer while it isnt summer
>feels cool and like an oldfag
could someone post the one with low battery and turning your computer screen?
>>684616368
so you send information with the stick by poking it in morse code?
>>684618740
INFINITE APPLES
>>684617818
Damn. That theory is only 99% legit then.
>>684619913
Hahahahahahah dat answer
>>684620457
>>684616650
hahaha
>>684621385
kinda
>>684621526
>>684620926
Doobie
>>684621618
good enough. thanks
This thread makes me want to self harm.
>>684621752
>>684621774
What would swimming in lava accomplish?
>>684621692
Okay why this wouldnt work
would like o know too.. as far as i know geothermal works that way. It's no PM though, since the energy comes from the heat of the earth, which isn't exactly infinite
>>684619062
>>684621894
literally lost to this shit
>>684616691
Gas milage would actually be higher, since it has to drive the turbine, and be continued to drive by the turbine. Then when the turbine slows, you'd have to give it some more gas.
Kek, I like this one
>>684621816
Same works with not having parkinsons, fucking micheal j fox
>>684621880
You could live in a volcano and move to the sun if you wanted.
>>684615935
Official leddit thread?
>>684621305
>starts calling everything summer
Yes, because summerfags like you start to come over here and start posting cancer.
>>684618688
because this is worse then 60% dick rate thread, every fucking page has one and youre being an asshole
>>684621906
or better yet: why wouldn't it?
>>684621906
Americunt
>>684622046
My english bad me peruvian plz no copy pasterino
>>684622011
when exactly was reddit this funny?
>>684621998
Cause lava is hot as the sun...........
Valcano ok, but the sun is just you being rediculus
>>684622033
>>>9gag.com
>>684616956
why hasn't anyone done this yet????
>>684622024
Wooow, you rly dont get it and also missed the point...... way to go ameridumb.
In b4 reacts dumb to this also.
>>684621029
we use it for heating in our place. our neighbors financiated it with us, and now we got at least "free" heating for 30 people..I'm from Austria nd so far as I know, if u have the money u can very well build it for personal use. It's more out of an environmental than financial aspect though
>>684621894
>>684618991
It's an illusion that the concave ("removed") corners touch the circle. It gets close, but doesn't touch it exactly. So, you will essentially have a slightly larger circle (originally the square) surrounding the inner circle.
>>684622214
they have but it's illegal
>>684622214
Cause you touch yourself at nkght
>>684621906
Balls would have to not only lift themselves up through the water but also apply enough force to crank the generator.
Also they likely wouldn't even be able to break through that seal at the bottom.
>>684622378
prove it
>>684617916
fucking groundfags... they never learn
>>684619945
no, but he did to you
jesus the shame
>>684622533
I would but I'm too busy not wanting to.
>>684622228
Any more arguments, underage cancer?
>>684622066
nice dub-doubs
>>684622378
what if you have big enough balls, filled with helium?
>>684619062
>>684617840
Holy shit this works I did it last summer
>>684621692
kek, I actually saw some guy from Saudi Arabia 2009 at the Geneva Inventions fair, presenting nearly exactly this. Dude was rich af and thought he'd invented a PM.Was hard not to laugh while having him explain
>>684622228
nice quint miss fagget
>>684622939
pic or didn't happened
>>684622499
But how can i defrost fire when i dont have a fire?
>>684622198
Why wouldn't this work?
Bumping with porn
>>684621692
It has a generater!
What can go wrong?
>>684622466
Boil water in the microwave?
...thats the real troll
>>684616650
le genius lol
>>684617598
>>684620256
>>684619062
Geothermal energy is 100% a thing an easily the most underrated and least understood renewable.
Ofc it's a lot easier to achieve significant output (with electricity generation potential) in areas close to magmatic bodies (molten rock) where the geothermal gradient is skewed that hotter rock occurs shallower.
In general, the earth heats up at about 25 degrees per kilometre. Thus, if you drilled a borehole 4km deep anywhere on earth, you'd find water hot enough to power your house.
Obviously a 4km borehole is a bitch to drill (considering the deepest we've ever drilled is 12km at Kola, Russia), so geothermal energy is, as I said, concentrated in specific areas (Yellowstone, Iceland, New Zealand).
I have a Geology degree, this is legit.
>>684622911
That actually works quite well.
>>684622143
What do you think the sun is made out of?
>>684623380
>u jelly Africa
Wasn't expecting that
>>684620977
>>684622378
you don't know the power of balls, miss!
>>684623190
welcome to the troll club
>>684616293
This could actually work
>>684622024
no, you are cancer!
>>684617818
Jump on water problem solve
>>684621745
the fuck
>>684622149
>implying
Have never even actually been to that sight. Are you offended because no one would rate your dick?
>>684623337
FUCK and I've been spending a fortune on car batteries
>>684616650
half a day
>>684618698
They already do that but the cost of drilling and maintaining the thermal pipes is too expensive for widespread use
>>684623457
>>684620942
correction: this was the gold of old /b/
>>684623803
;) but practice at own risk
>>684623457
>you need a mirror very very far away
>>684616838
>your face when troll physics originated on 4chan
>>684617950
>>684624154
implying anything that's funny originates on here
>>684624001
i wish these fads were coming back to modern /b/, trying to save the day. sadly, that time is long gone after moot has left and now all we have left is cancer at its fullest form.
>>684623407
dont need geology degree, its high school physics/geography
>>684622971
Any link?
>>684624311
/b/ created the internet you smelly nigger.
>>684624436
NOT SMELLY
>>684624442
brb testing this once I find some balloons.
>>684623126
With a microwave, duh.
>>684624425
hm.. I'll look for it. Mby I still got the booklet from the fair around. but his thingy had some kinda pumps tha would bow up the ballons as they travel through the water and let the air out if they move down, if I remember correctly.
There were some rlly strange inventions from rich guys there, if someone's interested I'll post some stories
>>684619042
Yeah, it would totally work. If lead was magnetic.
>>684619062
hurr duur i don't know what geothermal energy is
>>684624747
Gum doesn't digest at all, it goes straight through you.
>>684624001
uplike
>>684616581
>getting burned alive
retards, please
>>684625005
Bu...but this is whats actually happening
>>684620832
fucking brilliant, 10/10
>>684624311
mate....
>>684624907
they should have done this in 9/11 lol
>>684624907
This works
>>684625228
Fucking hell and I bet American scientists haven't thought of it yet. Retarded Americunts lol
>>684624704
https://youtu.be/MaS7tXjPsXI?t=75
actually, this dude was the one I spent my smoking pauses with. weapons dealer who was always high on coke
>>684618991
It's no really a circle, it has a zigzaging perimeter
>>684625228
>>684625314
They wanted, I've read an article about it. There weren't any chairs in those rooms.
>>684624729
Not all rounds are made of lead.
>>684625664
This is actually how electric cars work.
>>684625547
But GEORGE BUSH had removed the chairs so no one could escape the thermite.
SPREAD THE TRUTHER
>>684619468
>What are packages?
>>684625664
Would only work if you wrap a bag around it, to give the plant enough time to absorb the CO2, and you also need a cooling device to cool the air around the plant or the plant will die.
>>684615935
How is this a physics troll, this should technically work, no? I know you'd have to be able to lift more than your own weight but still...
>>684616293
>>684616419
Not possible. They aren't going to return to sender in a different state or even city when they find it where it was collected.
If the return to sender is in Texas, but they are sorting in California with no postage, I think they will notice.
>>684622596
god dammit...
>>684622378
The last part is probably the reason. The rest can be solved with lubrication
>>684622533
>prove troll science doesn't work
Catch a blowfly in a small coke bottle and you've got yourself a free vibrator.
>>684615935
But if you only train to be able to lift up to a maximum of your own weight, what about the weight of the hammock?
This is flawed
fuck off newfags, troll physics is a former staple of /b/. who cares that 9gag is into it now. the only reason /b/ loses memes is because the second 9gag or reddit gets a sniff of them, /b/ discards them completely. its on you.
>>684617050
Well youre in luck! You dont have a place here anymore Im sure theres a whole section of 9gag devoted to troll physics.
>>684626630
>>684616029
>tfw Lead is not magnetic
>>684618882
Lol, looking at a minimum of 5 years in prison for a few hundred dollars. You can make that much working at McDonalds for a week
>>684626542
If you take your shirt off it will even out.
>>684619368
Yes this is the panel that you thought youd respond to. All the others seem perfectly legit but this magnet one!??!!? Theres just no way.
>>684616103
What if he stabs you in the head?
>>684626502
should i make this comic for you?
>>684626582
So everyone here who tells someone to go back to 9gag actually visits 9gag?
>>684624001
Theres a section on cheezburger dot com devoted to troll physics. Truly gold stuff.
>>684626953
do it
>>684626953
sure
>>684616650
In a day wouldn't you end up on the same spot?
Also the Earth is about 2/3 oceans
It's Monday, shouldn't all of you be in school?
>>684626117
>only pretending to be retarded
>>684625547
One guy tried with some sheets of printer paper, but they didn't have enough mass to push off of. Sad.
>>684619913
kek
>>684626936
then i ded
but still safer than without the Instant Healing trick
>>684622939
>Air=Oxygen
okay
>>684626984
judging by how shitty /b/ is nowadays, probably. /b/ is basically just reddit now.
>>684627404
since you obviously can't do this with 100% accuracy, you will only end up in Chine
>>684626112
Yeah we fucking get it, these arent based in reality retard. You dont have to go around disproving them.
>>684626813
People actually do this.
>>684622130
Dude this isn't twitch chat. Fuck off and ruin some other site
>>684627713
>not based in realty
>haven't tried any of these Lifehacks yet
hypocrite
>>684627942
The hammock one actually works though, should try.