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Females you would instantly impregnate
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>>684610984
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> without hesitation
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Dis chick! pritty peas on FB!
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>>684611812
hell yeah bro!
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>>684613802
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>>684614426
severely underrated. She can be my Ho-Ho
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>>684614638
yaaaaas
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>>684610984
Name?
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>>684615001
>click triangle, receive source
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>>684615372
Imothep moots?
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>>684610984
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>>684615539

imogen poots
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>>684610984

110%
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>tfw you are infertile
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>>684615147
My nigga
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>>684616163
lucky
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>>684615474
This motherfucker has the right idea.
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>>684616028
>godess
Literal perfection. Rate all others against her.
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>>684610984
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>>684616931
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>>684614369
No. Just... no
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>>684610984

she has a gorgeous smile
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>>684617049
No what?
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>>684617216
Wouldn't impregnate her
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>>684610984
awful
>>684611812
female?
>>684612894
yes
>>684613649
wtf is wrong with you
>>684613802
garbage
>>684614271
no
>>684614369
for the money?
>>684614426
ET's girl sister
>>684614638
yes
>>684614913
jwong confirmed pedo
>>684615112
yes
>>684615147
yes
>>684615307
freak
>>684615456
yes
>>684615470
yes
>>684615474
no
>>684615744
biased yes on this milf
>>684615765
yes
>>684616028
yes
>>684616074
typical /b/
>>684616102
yes
>>684616177
yes
>>684616255
literally the worst i've ever seen this chick look, but still yes.
>>684616393
christ nvm. modern family money cant be that great
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>>684617275
But I would that's why I posted her picture and you didn't you fucking moron
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This bici
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>>684617279
I wonder who is behind this post
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>>684617279
>5 out of 6
Alright anon

Lauren Lapkus is much cuter in person too
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>>684617401
random anon. haven't posted anyone, but don't mind judging others on their picks
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>>684617279
>typical /b/
>not knowing laura
damn nigga just off that reddit boat?
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In a heartbeat.
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>>684617401
Who? Not that
>>684617279
Anon but he is pretty accuret.
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>>684617675
Noice
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>>684617630
pedophiles are this easy to upset these days? back in the day you guys had no shame. what happened?
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>>684617279
I've never seen such insecurity in a teenager before.
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oh god yes
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>>684618069
nigga the fuck
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>>684616102
>>684617279
Spoiler: she has a feminine penis
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good to go
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>>684617977
definitely not obvious that this retard is asshurt because some random person on the internet thinks his ideal woman is a gross pig.

kids these days
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no one?
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>>684618162
shoulda looked at those massive hands. still hotter than a lot of these swamp donkeys people are posting.
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>>684617279
I know you come here to escape life, but 4chan is actually a lot like real life in many ways. No one here cares about you. No one is interested in your opinions. You don't matter.
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>>684618201
Yes. You know she is barely getting penetrated by Glenn's microcock too.
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>>684618290
absolutely
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>>684617944
Who dat?
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>>684618290
That's a dude.
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>>684618368
>>684617977
>same asshurt child
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>>684618324
>"swamp donkeys"
Do I know you...?
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>impregnate instantly
>followed by 9 months without sex
>then baby forever and life over
fuck that
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>>684618324
damn right
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>>684618195
what's happening here. The downfall of arrow v.2?
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Like they'd want your fucking babies you fat sacks of anime watching faggot shit.
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>>684618483
>9 months without sex

You don't know what you're talking about.
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>>684618536
Nielzinho amor
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>>684617279

And here we have the great virgin of /b/. Note his use of derision and insults regarding women with whom he has little to, lets be blunt, zero chance of even hugging, let alone fucking.

One day, perhaps, should conditions be perfect, he may lurch unsteadily to his feet and venture forth from his parent's basement. That day, however, is not today.
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>>684616102
Nielzinho 1000%
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>>684618415
Stefanie Joosten.
She's a Dutch weeb who plays a character in MGSV
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>>684618579
>implaying that consent is needed.
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>>684618752
>>684618368
>>684617977
>still samefagging

Why are you doing this to yourself?
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this
while i am listening this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXvgJFF31ko
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>>684617529
>female
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>>684618709
>>684618771
daniel ferreira
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>>684619105
(he knows)
*wink*
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whoever this babe is i can never remember her name
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>>684619287
fiero with a body kit
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>Just Funny Chan...

http://lemmadot.ru/
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>>684619287
>ambush
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>>684618952
Another one of fuckpig's cutey. he would take 10 seconds to come in her tight little snatch.
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her
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>>684619287
most elaborate publicity stunt in history
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>>684619586
disgusting fucking pedophile. please kill yourself you unbelievable faggot
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>>684619586
Moar
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>>684613649
Please Stop! Im sic of it
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>>684618415
Face and voice actress of Quiet from The Phantom Pain. Stephanie Joosten.
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>>684617279
Wtf you got shit taste
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>>684618461
Katya she looks like my ex from high school
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>>684614913
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>>684620125
really? Terry Crews?
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Please
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>>684614913
He is such a failure at attempting to groom her.
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>>684619762
would but this place sees 17yo's as CP. odd.
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Might not succeed in getting her preg, but sure would have a fun time trying
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I would completely empty my balls in Emma Stone so much so that instant dehydration would kick in, the orgasm would be so intense I would lie there next to her completely numb for a good half hour, trying to move any muscle I could. The intensity of fucking Emma has got to be the greatest pleasure on earth.
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>>684612894
Who?
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Is this weird? My sister.
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anyone have anything on Lauren Mayberry? Just pushing my luck really I just found her via her Chvrches music and hnnnng
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Without hesitation.
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>>684621011
her voice sounds like purity essence to my ears and I dig her bangs so hard
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>>684620528
>Might not succeed in getting her preg
>her
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>>684618242
No, it's a natural reaction to someone who autistic ally lists his reaction to every single post in a thread like anyone cares about his retarded opinions.

I could agree with every single point in that post and still hate it for its cringy unaware narcissism.
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>>684610984
morgan webb, over and over
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>>684621336
I'm not the one who posted it, but you're a fucking idiot that just didn't get the joke.

YOU have the most unintelligent post I've read today.

Congratulations.
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Oh yes Daisy Ridley
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>>684610984
AMY SCHUMER'S FANTASTIC ASS, I WANT MY BABIES TO HAVE HER BEAUTIFUL FACE AND TRUE TO LIFE SENSE OF HUMOR
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>>684621601
if calling a trap HER is a joke then.. ha.. ha.. nice joke you win.. retard..
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>>684618438
wrong asshole
>thats a pretty dude
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>>684621803
You must be such a hit at parties.

Please do the world a favor and just go kill yourself.
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>>684621970
>damagecontrol.jpg
yeah i talk about trannies at parties, kid just go back to your tr- oh sorry FEMININE PENIS thread..
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>>684622144
I have all the trap threads filtered out. I don't want to see that shit.

You're just lame cause you have no sense of humor.
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>>684622271
why don't you wanna see traps, so much better than actual ladies
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>>684621970
Bailey Jay isn't even trans. His crossdressing feminization is just his sexual fetish, he still considers himself male.

So if you're trying to be a SJW you're failing miserably. You assumed someone's gender identity and used the wrong pronouns, you'd get crucified at one of your parties for that.
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>>684610984
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>>684621336

maybe not, but I'd never give up trying.
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>>684622432
I don't go to parties with SJWs... so yeah, there's that. go fuck yourself dude.

I can't believe you're arguing a fucking joke.
>autism
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>>684622271
>I have all the trap threads filtered out
yet here you are defending a trap, and if calling fucking human abominations by women's pronouns is a joke or humor in any way then i guess no, i don't have a sense of humor, and I'm the retard here.
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>>684621821
I actually can't disagree with you there, I bet her pussy feels like heaven.
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>>684615744
Looks like that girl in the movie Red. Is it?
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>>684622386
are those boys or girls?
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>>684622690
>labels

who gives a fuck you ignorant pig fucking bastard, call em a man, call em a woman, dosen't matter because man or woman you aren't getting touched by anyone anytime soon
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>implying you fat neckbeards should breed
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>>684622479
lol
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>>684622271
>I have all the trap threads filtered out
what you scared of seeing some lady penis and liking it? you're a fucking faggot
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>>684610984
I don't think you have that choice, fucko. Get real, it ain't 1950 anymore.
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>>684622893
exactly, i secretly love dicks, i'm just scared to tell anyone
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>>684621665
YES. She is so cute. Would marry
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>>684622893
It would help if you mentally ill faggots would stay in your own fucking threads.
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>>684622654
>I can't believe you're arguing a fucking joke.
I mockingly responded to your post where you were doing just that. Your lack of self-awareness is hilarious.
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>>684622875
>implying you're not a fat neckbeard.
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>>684622835
>ignorant pig fucking bastard
>posts a trap
>we butthurt nao.jpg
All that "call em a man, call em a woman, dosen't matter" actually matters when YOU'RE NOT A TOTAL FAGGOT. Ask any normal person m8.
Btw totally this -> >>684623051
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>>684622690
I'm not defending a trap.

You really are a fucking moron aren't you? You need to learn how to read.
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>>684622770
they're both anon, that's the glory of it
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>>684623198
Nice retort, you insecure fucknugget.

Grow the fuck up.
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>>684623181
>butthurt.jpg
>posts butthurt response

someone is struggling with their sexuality
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>>684623198
>>684623403
Took the words from my mouth..
>>684623417
>liking REAL women
>disliking dicks
>"someone is struggling with their sexuality"
typical mentally-challenged faggot reponse.
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>>684616341
And she know what a spinner is.

>She will never spin around your cock bareback.
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>>684623629
no i like girls and dicks yall are the ones that are stuck in that gay ass closet
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>>684610984
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>>684623581
Fuckpig like the cuteness.
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>>684623781
?
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>>684623730
>girls and dicks
>GIRLS
>and
>DICKS
It just doesn't go together you fuckwit. Damn, talk about logic on /b/.. since when did this turn into 2nd tumblr?
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>>684614369
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>>684614369
Actually this would be hilarious.

For three reasons.

1. I'm white. Ain't no way she's going to figure out who the father is.
2. I'm white. She'll get slammed in every black media outlet for daring to have a baby daddy who's a white man.
3. I'm white. Simply by inserting my genetics into her pool, I've improved her species.
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>>684616393
YES. Immediately.
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>>684623934
Fuckpig likes her cutey face. he would love to come across her nose.
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>>684617279
dude, no one cares about a fucking virgins opinion
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>>684617937
Why bother? She'll keel over from the effort of having an orgasm.
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>>684622386
>>684622386
woooah, sauce please! I need this in my life.
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>>684618461
never skip leg day...
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>>684619697
Yes.
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>>684624175
>simply by inserting my genetics into her pool I've improved her species

You're on a fucking virgin "bitches you want to impregnate" thread on /b/, get the fuck out of here lol
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>>684624265
why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
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>>684618680
Bingo.

Long story short, I had a fuckbuddy who got knocked up by her boyfriend - who promptly dumped her when he found out and went to work on the oil sands - thinking she'd get an abortion or something.

Nope, instead she called Daddy, the lawyer, got the DNA evidence all lined up, and let him make lots of money.

Then she called me.

After the 4th month women are fucking horny as hell when pregnant. I basically lived at her place for five months up till the day she went to the hospital. I was in the room up to the point she started to give birth, and three months afterwards I got so much new momma pussy it was ridiculous (breastfeeding tends to naturally engage birth control).

Any fucking shitbeard that thinks pregnant = no sex has never been near pregnant chicks.
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>>684622757
yes,
but she's no 'girl'
Mary Louis Parker was 50 years old while filming that.
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>>684620910
Yes, it's weird.

Plus, I know her. You are sooooo fucked, Joshy.
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