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>>684610979
kys t b h
MOAR horse pl0x
Dash, wake up
Wb snek.
hi
fuck you snek
Cant we just be friends
I can die happy
>>684613487
Maybe it was a proposal.
Maybe he want's to be more than friends
I don't have the necessary documents.
what like right now?
>>684613724
im taken go fuck yourself
>>684613841
>Go fuck yourself
Gladly!
>>684613965
with a cactus though
>>684613965
WOULD IF I COULD
BITCH
>>684614358
straya one is better
>>684614425
It is, but I like the cute one.
>>684614046
Why must you get inventive and extravagant?
Why can't i just use my hands like the peasant i am?
Srsly, cacti are expensive af!
If i had money, i would hook myself up to an fleshlight mounted on a robotic arm, whilst wearing VR glasses...
>>684614491
australia can be cute too
>>684614538
sounds like a waste of time
get a bf
>>684614695
ok m90
>>684614695
That sounds even more expensive and not very low-maintenance.
>>684614835
He said bf
>>684614835
yea i said bf
>>684614908
>>684614951
Still saying it takes lef effort to maintain a robot, than a robot.
>>684615203
*less
>>684614835
>>684614538
>>684613965
>>684613023
>>684611989
I need more bdsm horse.
>>684615203
nah bf's are better than being a cuck with a fleshlight
>>684615203
*person.
damn... what total shitpost.
>>684615266
here you go
>>684615309
I think that to qualify as a cuck, you must first acquire a gf.
>>684615508
fleshlight and gf are the same thing
just one is noisier than the other
get a real partner
>>684615508
oh, that makes more sense.
>>684615623
gf is higher in maintenance.
>>684615719
Artist name? Seriously love this bdsm horse shit
>>684615719
yea so get a bf instead
girls are shit tier
they are basicly awkward fleshlights
>>684615779
look at the image
I find quite disturbing the fact that I'm a furfag, good social drive and quite outgoing, most of my friends are furfags too, even gf is. Still from time to time I feel an urge to cause chaos and havoc from within just for pure delight, it feels like I'm part of something I like but at the same time I hate with all my fucking everything
>>684615845
>tfw you're an awkward dildo
>>684615918
Isnt there something like that on the spectrum?
>>684615779
Look @ images.
Dumping all i have on her.
>>684615845
Still more expensive than a fleshlight.
>>684615958
y tho
>>684616101
nah they are free actually you just gotta not be a total neckbeard fuck
>>684616217
No neckbeard, just poor.
>>684616217
I forgot what joke I was trying to make
Its been 25hrs
>>684616349
Try 48 hours lol
>>684616339
me too
if you don't wana spend money on a bf then just get one who's not a greedy whore
ez
>>684616349
i feel you
well.. not today. but a lot of other days
>>684616462
Im working on it.
I dont work till wednesday. Time to milk it.
>>684616501
I must have been unconscious for those times
>>684616025
Never really met anyone else with my same mindset, people often find hilarious the way I get hyped to go to cons and shit but also hate with utmost passion anything related to the fandom Mr snake
>>684616501
Still ppl need food, can barely afford it myself.
>>684616535
Hope you have something to help you accomplish that.
>>684616610
k
e
k
>>684616706
so get a bf who feeds himself like an adult. don't get a three yearold bf
that's called being a pedophile
>>684616706
I dont.
I dont drink coffee and im too lazy to walk to the store for energy drinks, so ill probably pass out in my chair sometime today.
>>684616790
lol
stil there's the whole penis thingey i don't really agree with.
>>684616904
Godspeed snek O.o7
/enddump
>>684616904
energy drinks are the worst dont do it
>>684616987
why the fuck not faggot
>>684617250
The store is out of the kind I like anyways.
>>684617250
I love my own penis, but's it's the only penis i want to be aware of.
Well I got to goat.
Have a good one all!
>>684617337
en r g drink r bad mkay
>>684617362
>not liking dicks
what are you, gay?
>>684617451
I know
bump
bamp
>>684617503
eat banana insted
badump
>>684617684
I dont have any. And I cant go to the store to get some because I work there and im supposed to be out of town.
Dont tell anyone.
bomp
have a day doods
rabump
>>684617810
pretty sneeki
>>684617993
I dont want to work on my days off so fuck them if they think they can call me in.
>>684618063
so yolo go buy shit and tell them that to their face
buuump
>>684618147
im much too beta for that m8
why the fuck do you people keep saying bump
the thread doesn't need to be bumped
its active
just post
>>684618235
pussi ass nigga smh
Bamp for something anal
>>684618250
i know
i hate myself
>>684618352
why is everyone so beta
and im the faggot with the socks and shit and im the opposite of beta
what is this shit
>>684618650
I really wish I knew.
>>684618753
is it a meme
>>684619045
I hope so.
Then there is a chance of it dying eventually
>>684619128
doubt it will die any time soon
>>684619197
>>684619306
thats bad news for me
>>684617810
You work at the only store around that sells banana?
>>684619448
rip m8
have a faggot.
>>684619512
Its the closest.
I dont have a vehicle so I dont want to walk all the way to the walmart that is farther than my store.
>>684619538
thx bby
>>684610979
bump
someone left in here?
guys?
bamp
badump
buump
Sigh... ok
wow, I haven't looked at any of my sfur in a while.
>>684621599
It's alright I still love you
baaamp
>>684622147
Fur so hard
>>684621923
Why run?
>>684621995
Because gfur is hotter
>>684621923
wai u do dis snek
>>684611989
name?
>>684622647
so sexy
>>684622938
She had it coming.
>>684614358
you're**
nigga cant english
>>684611432
I love her feet
>>684625525
Snakes dont know english, they're snakes
>>684615779
https://e621.net/post/index/1/anna_(kelnich)
