>holy water that bitch

If live for eternity, how is famine, lost limbs, hunger etc handled?

>>684600283
Call Christopher Lee from 'The Devil Rides Out', get into a protective circle with him and let him use his power to protect us and send the demon away. It's pretty simple really c'mon.

>>684600283
Dead in an hour
Eventually the likelihood of you falling into a crack in the earth or ending up floating in deep space or some other eternal nightmare bullshit ends up being 100%

>>684600283
What are the conditions of eternal life? Are we talking horrible "oh no I cant die" type scenario, or just I get to live however long I want? I feel like if I ask the demon qualifying questions this time it wont turn out so shit.

Ask instead to revive hitler.

Dubs and I give the demon anal.

>>684600785
/thread

>>684600283
Eternity

1 hour because i hate my life

>>684600283

hide holy water in my mouth and Spray it on him therefore killing him and Ruining it all for others kek

Eternity

Even if I do end up somewhere, the brain perceives time a lot quicker as life goes on.

Eventually if I reach a thousand years old days would be like minutes so I wouldn't be stuck forever persay

Suck his dick.

>>684602655
its made of fire and brimstone

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You bastard. Die in one hour I guess.

Eternity

>>684600934
eternity you dick, forever. Until the light goes and even after, you exist.

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside, I feel the scream
This terrible silence stops with me ah!

Now that the war is through with me
I'm waking up, I cannot see
That there's not much left to me
Nothing is real but pain now

>>684600283
why does that demon have bitch tits?

LANDMINE!

>>684600283
die in one hour as a time traveller roll

>>684600283
live for eternity. whatever horrible might come when shit gets fucked up completly is my future selfs problem. and until then I am in for one hell of a ride.

>Live after earth explodes spending eternity in space
>die
That's a choice?

>>684600283
Die in one hour

But holy shit the quantity of meth that would be done in that one hour would be legendary

>>684600283
Gotta choose to die in one hour. Living for eternity would suck, sooner or later you will end up as the only person left.

>mfw demonkun

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HOOOOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH 4 DEEEEEEEETH OH PLZ GOD HELP MEEEEeeEEEeeEEE!!! AH!

>>684600283
shouldnt we consider the fact that if a demon exist so does hell in all likelyhood, living an eternity in this world beats an eternity in hell.

>>684602503
Actually being this logically flawed.

>>684603663
Dadadadada-doom
Dadadadada-doom
Dadadadada-doom
Dadadadada-doom
Dadadadada-Dadadadada-doom

>>684603621
yeah but theres always the chance you will get picked up by aliens and enjoy a life of pure ecstasy on some other planet, or some shit. i mean youre going to be floating around for billions of years so thats plenty of time for something to happen.

its just a gamble bro

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Live for eternity and smoke weed for eternity

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Darkness imprisoning me
All that I see absolute horror
I cannot live, I cannot die
Trapped in myself
Body, my holding cell

Also, if you were to live "forever", you would become infinite and by implication: the universe/god.

>>684603621
Its a demon, he's not going to offer you the choice of ice cream or cake for dessert.

>>684603774
Eternal torture would be much more likely

And either way it would still end eventually but you'd have to deal with memories of it for the rest of your eternal life

Die in an hour. Living for eternity seems like the worst thing that could happen.

>>684603899
and completely batshit insane/eternal mental anguish when youre just floating there with your own thoughts and no other stimulation literally forever

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>>684603750

>>684600283
Live for eternity. I will suffer, but I will travel and see different living species through my life in space, Every few million years I'll find a place to settle in.

>>684604044
One solo with dubs witnessed

>>684603858
Landmine
Has taken my sight
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell

But living for eternity... Humans can live for, 75-90 or so years. But can die before that, from body pretty much just gives up from old age. So by eternity does he mean we're pretty much indestructible, or our body doesn't give up on us but bullet can still kill us... explain faggot

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>>684604186

>>684604186
Their last good album

>>684604031
Infinity does not float.. there's nothing for it to float in :p
It would also be insane and sane simultaneously.

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>>684604259
eternity , you will be alive forever.

>>684603668
Fukken win

>>684600283
die in one hour obviously

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>>684600283
>2smart4udemon
>I'll take the dead in one hour
>mfw spend all eternity in hell for making deal with devil

>>684604645
So you're indestructible... you can walk through fire and not get burnt etc etc etc

If there's a demon, then there's necessarily other things as well.

If demon, then Satan exists. If Satan exists, so does some variety of God. Therefore, action must be decided based on those new facts.

If the choices are death or eternal life, it must be assumed that eternal life then comes at the price of your soul, and you'll suffer eternally regardless of whether or not you actually live.

Thus: I choose death, since I have a better shot of not getting punished for all eternity.

>>684604811
>if there's a demon, Satan exists

Why is that?

Live for eternity

All the people here saying dead in 1 hour because muh logic, would likely not find it that much of an easy choice if they were actually confronted with the prospect of immediate death.

Logic often goes out of the window when you are faced with your own mortality.

>>684604916
Then there is a hell

Live forever. If there's nothing after death then life is infinitely preferable.

>>684604678
Fuck that, send me to Hell, I'll drink blood with Satan and swallow humanity whole.

>>684605017
Demons exist outside of christian religions.

>>684605012
The majority of those people that said that most likely already want to die.

If you live forever you could build a time machine because you have all of time to make it. You could become god through trial an error.

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>>684604916
Why do you think?

>>684605017
I'm wondering why, if we somehow proved the existence of demons, that we would automatically assume that there's a Satan.

>>684604811
What prevents you from going to hell when you die? Also how can he take your soul if you are using it? This isn't supernatural.

>>684604811
You have 1 minute
Then the answer is easy. You pray for protection from a literal demon. If the gods abandon you to this thing after that it makes sense to live forevermore. A shitty god would have a shit afterlife.

>>684604807
Yes. That would be fucking amazing. Nobody would mess with you

>>684600283
Wait we don't have to pick... what is preventing me from telling him to fuck off?

>>684605059
in fact abrahamic religions co-opted them from earlier beliefs

particularly christianity for sure has nothing at all original, just plagiarism

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>>684600283
Great question
>eternal suffering
or
>pleasure of life cut short

I think live for ever because your implying you cant die.
It would be fun to waste thousands of years of your time, as oppose to a week or two.
plus considering I'm an atheist and death would mean complete end; no heaven, no reincarnation.
as much as I would love for it to all end, fuck it; it would take a thousand years for me to regret my decision.

At least when the sun burns out, the planet gets destroyed, etc. As I drift through space, at least I will have an eternity of memories and knowledge to keep me company

>>684605171
Seriously, quit being a faggot. If there is a demon then there is a devil. ITS THE POINT OF THE POST

>>684605378
i guess he just kills you then and there you dont even get the hour, maybe eats you alive just for good measure

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>not praying for the god emperor of mankind to protect you
Your all fucking heretics.

>>684605411
>abrahamic religions
Hate to break it to you, but there are no "demons" in the Jew bible.

>>684604916

Because demons like the one in OP's riddle are typically Abrahamic - demons in other cultures/religions don't offer choices, they just murder you.

If this demon is offering you a choice, then they necessarily want something from you that they can't simply take.

Thus it would seem that Satan, in some capacity, exists.

>>684600283
Live for eternity, if this galaxy goes to shit I might still freeze stuck to an asteroid and drift into another where the evolution process has begun anew or has advanced for some time. In time, under exposure, suffering and boredom becomes relative. I'd spend the rest of humanity on earth studying all our advancements, eating gourmet food and fucking bitches.

Die in an hour. If I dread living tomorrow then living forever would be fucking shit.

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>>684600283
Kill him.

die, is that even a question? could he hurry the fuck up though?

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Fk it, i ask him to make america great again

>>684605599

Yes there are. We had Soloman, remember? He was given a ring by God, marked with a six-pointed star, to command demons and render himself immune to them.

>>684605171
atheist here
lets just assume that the demon is in fact an alien entity from another world which has found the cure for cell death and wishes to grant one being of another world this gift as an experiment. lets just say that the alien is perceived as a demon to those of lesser intelligence; Christians.

>>684605491
>a fucking demon appears
I'm still an atheist!

If you were floating around after all life ended wouldn't god at some point take note of a human who is unkillable?

>>684605519
Then why give me an hour if he will do it then?

>>684600283
Die probably.

>>684605785
>post says its a demon
Na I don't believe in it so I'll change it to something else.

>>684605785
y u hatin

>>684603668
Sheeeeeit.

>>684605785
>faggot here

>>684605785
Atheist + feminist here

>>684605937
might as well, it's not like demons have ever been demosntrated to be anything other than conjured up fiction

I'd pick die in 1 hour no matter what the other option was

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If hell if full of this sign me up for infilife baby

>>684605752
If I recall correctly, it mentioned genies (jinni). I think demons was the Christian revisionism. Could be wrong. It's been a while since I have read any of that.

>>684606120
lol

>>684600785
yeah but by the time that happened you'd probably be totally batshit insane. So no big deal.

>>684606115
You can't just change something because you don't like it. Its pretty ironic if you ask me.

>>684600283
but your physical body is only dying not you or your energy
literally no matter what you gonna live forever infact you are living forever

>>684606115
the whole thread is hypothetical, its a philosophy question really. nobody is arguing whether demons exist or not, thats irrelevant.

>>684606269
I do understand it's 100% a fantasy premise since demons don't actually exist (so this is entirely a fantasy mind game as a whole anyway), but I was just kind of trying to figure out what the other guy was trying to say

>>684606349
>this nonsense again

where was my consciousness and energy before i was born then? why cant i remember any of that?

ITT: atheists who completely ignore what op is saying and try to be philosophical even though they sound like complete faggots

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>crtl+f
>no gay horse thread
Wtf /b?

>>684600283
Live for eternity

Live for eternity.
>WHY?
>Too scared of death.
>Too interested on the future.
> Dont want to end my life at the moment.
> Want to see it all. Even the end of this civilization and the world.

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>>684606444
Nice trips faggot

>>684606478
dont ask me all i know since einstein is that energy cant be created or destroyed it can only transform into another state
the famous law of conservation of energy

>>684606444
and to add, mainly the point is that the premise doesn't even require the "demon" to be exactly the same mind excercise, it's just a simple choice that you'd have to make

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>>684600982
kek

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Tarp thread

>>684602503
Time is only perceived quicker in retrospect, your brain filters out useless memories and ones that are too similar to ones you've had before, so as you get older your brain starts to consider more and more memories disposable
You still actually have to experience every second and every millennia the normal way, you'll just have huge gaps in your memory

>>684606820
>I don't believe in this
>change it
You ruined atheism you fucking teenage twat real atheists don't whore out their ideas to be edgy and cool

Live for eternity

Are you kidding?

Wouldn't even think about it.

>>684606738
Not him but you are confusing components with the whole, just because the energy that makes you up will exist forever does not mean you will, at the atomic level we are always changing, I am not made up of the exact same energy as I was when I started typing this, that has gone off to become part of other things that energy is not still a part of me

>>684607220
what the fuck are you even talking about, that was not the point at all

>>684607265
Maybe you should

>>684600982
Kek

eternity

i'll use my long life to amass ridiculous wealth and live like Caligula forever

>>684605511
>Christian here
I believe that there are demons, but not a devil.

>>684607680
Until an inevitable extinction event wipes out humanity and you are alone forever, good luck figuring out how to build technology on your own
Or even in the longer term what if the earth was destroyed, you would be stuck alone in cold silent space forever
Or in the longest term possible it's for eternity, until the heat death of the universe and after, what about when the merest possibility of life in gone, there will never again be anything new and you will still live forever

>>684607962
Atheist but that the only intelligent way to go for a Christian, there is no 'devil' mentioned anywhere in the bible, it refers several times to an adversary but every time it is a different entity

Luckily I am prepared for this
>lead demon around apartment
>demon walks over my warding and gets trapped
>I pull my holy Bible out and threaten to kill it.
>force the demon to be my slave instead
>set him up with a computer to play league of Legends while I'm at work.
>watch as my demonic elo booster gets me to challenger in a single day
>quit my job and become professional league streamer.

>>684608222
>who is lucifer

>>684608567
An angel that rebelled against god and was cast out from heaven and into hell, he is not the ruler of it, he is it's deepest prisoner
Come on man, this is basic level shit

>>684607315
Eternal life is literally something I would do anything for

>>684608778
+1

>>684607271
actually we are we share the same energy the energy is constant
thats the whole point of it

also pretty sure we have some cases about people sleeping and waking up talking or knowning things that they didnt even knew about...
we are not evolved enough to have any sort of consiously genetic memory yet but its there

>>684608778
>>684608848
i would agree only if i could pick when i die. actual undying unending eternal life would end up being a literal living hell, theres no denying that. death would be infinitely preferable.

>>684600283
If this demon is real then I'm going to hell. So i guess id live for eternity. It would be hell too but at least i could spend some of it with friends

I ignore him. Answering demons is surefire way to damnation. Get behind thee, Satan.

>>684608778
>>684608848
Why would you ever want that, why would you ever want to consign yourself to the worst fate imaginable
The heat death of the universe is a measurable amount of time away, eternity is literally infinitely longer than that, you will be alone in nothing, no sights, sounds, smells, tastes or sensations ever for an amount of time that is literally impossible for a human to grasp the magnitude of
Sure, you'll have a fun million or so years, hey if the species that evolve to sentience after humans get wiped out is friendly and the one after that and so on maybe a couple hundred million, but eventually the sun goes red giant and the solar system is gone, have fun with that and then you're alone floating in space most likely forever because the odds of someone or something finding you are so close to 0 it would take you the rest of your life to read the amount of zeros after the decimal place
Eternal life is to be feared above all else

>>684609409
>heat death of universe
is a theory and not a fact.

>>684608222
>trips of truth

Right, it only says "Satan" or in some translations "a Satan" which means an adversary

>>684608567
Lucifer is only mentioned once in Isaiah 14:12, and nowhere does it say he's any sort of ruler or devil or anything other than that he's getting sent to hell.

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tell the demon to frig off and continue mowing lawns

>>684607962
I'm actually Hellenistic so fuck you

I chose death, obviously.
Who the fuck actually wants to live for an eternity?

>>684609501
Wut

>>684600283
>definitely demon
>couldn't be something perceived as demon
>therefore heaven and hell must exist
>no other religion with demons could be validated
>must be Christianity
therefore
>die in an hour
>go to heaven
>god accepts you for refusing temptation
or
>live for ever
>apocalypse arrives
>everyone good sent to heaven
>you cant die
>you stay in hell on earth

>>684600283
I'd die

>>684608873
Energy isn't all connected like whatever your soft ass science books/hippy commune elder tells you else atoms themselves would not be able to exist

I am going to do us both a favor and ignore the entire second sentence of pure idiocy that you just shat out, partly because I don't like arguing with idiots about shit they will not listen about, partly because I wouldn't even know where to start with that heaping pile of crap
Seriously fuck you

>>684600283
Live for eternity

>>684609448
Floating in space forever them because if you are floating in space then the universe could become absolutely fucking lousy with sentient and they still would never find a human sized object floating in the middle of nowhere

>>684600283
Live for eternity

>>684609409
people choosing the eternal life option are pretty much gambling on the possibility of there being some kind of higher power, whether it be a god, or an alien race which has achieved a godlike understanding of technology and the universe, which could actually alter reality in a positive way so that all the things you describe wont happen.

theres also the more likely possibility of computer simulations being created which perfectly mimic real life, and can in effect slow down time so that a whole lifetime, or several lifetimes, could be experienced in a fraction of a second. this would essentially make your existence eternal without the heat death clock running down. these simulations could also be configured in a way that simulates heaven, i.e. all of your hopes and dreams and wildest fantasies could be realised. heaven, basically.

still, i probably wouldnt take that gamble

>>684600283
I'm gonna live foooooreeeeeeva

>>684609711
>can't refute
>insult instead

>>684600283
>choose die in one hour
>wait half an hour
>put bullet through brain like I planned to anyway
>fuck you demon I still go on my terms faggot
the end

>>684610013
Lol

Choose none, Just kill myself

Live for eternity

>>684600283
No contest, 1 hour.
Immortality is not fun, everything will disappoint you after being broken again and again.

>>684609965
But eventually over eternity the chance of a giant fucking space rock hitting the planet you are on and stranding you in space forever reaches a 100% likelihood

>>684610002
Nope, I am seriously not getting pulled in to argue with someone about something as stupid as that
Think I'm an idiot or wrong or whatever, I will not be subjected to your idiocy

>>684605785
Follow atheist here, you're cancerous as fuck m8, please be an hero.

Eternity. I'm betting on the future since is 50/50, it can be as bad as being alone till the end of everything and beyond or living long enough to see humanity live forever

>>684600283
>choose eternity
>live happy 10 000 years
>lobotomize myself when i'm finally bored so i don't get to experience the rest of eternity.

>>684610076
Why not take the hour knowing that you can do whatever you want with absolutely minimal downside

Everyone on Earth gets given the choice of dying in 1 hour or living forever and being indestructible. What's your choice now?

Die in 1 hour

>>684600785
Not wanting a joyride.
An hero pleb.

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>>684605043
MFW people think they are worthy of Satans presence.

>>684610257
Actually a good option
if lobotomization is a possible option I'll just take immortality and vegetable myself when I'm sick of it all
Be worshiped forever as the sleeping god

>>684603956

Kek

>>684610331
I honestly don't get what you mean by joyride
You mean joyride that never actually ends and loses its joy a literally infinitely small fraction of the way through it

>>684600283
If I don't choose then I'll just stay mortal. So... I just tell the demon to fuck off lel

>>684610224
Not gonna say much about his second sentence other than that I've heard of it too, but the law of conservation of energy is definitely a thing

>>684610560
He means taking the one hour option

>>684610849
just because our consciousness is powered by energy that doesnt make them the same thing

its like saying the electricity that powers a hard drive and the information contained within it are the same thing

>>684610937
But my original comment was in favor of that

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>>684600785

Who cares. Eventually centuries will seem like nothing.

Eventually the earth gets wrecked. I float through space for eons. I'll live countless lives in countless worlds amongst countless species.

Can't be killed, will be a god in most civilizations/planets.

Every dimension, every iteration of the universe, eternal recurrance. Turns out I was god all along.

>>684606820
Having a demon give the options implies a underlying sinister conclusion. It adds to the premise.

Live forever.

You could eventually become the king of the world and then go on all the space missions etc.

If everyone else does off you'd probably lose your mind, but that's not you anymore so it wouldn't matter.

>>684611009
Information =/= energy though

It's more like saying electricity from an outlet is the same electricity as in lightning

They're both extremely different and calling them the same thing would be stupid, but in the end they're made of the same energy

>>684611023
Yeah but then you said you'd kill yourself before the hour was up

He means why do that when you can do whatever you want with no consequences for an hour

>>684611095
still undefined and unknown though since "demon" is a vague label on a myriad of different possible concepts

>>684611064
You would inevitably spend far longer floating in space with almost no sensory input than you will spend on planets, and what if you land on the vast majority of barren, lifeless worlds, what will you do then, how will you get back out in to space with no resources, you will spend eternity bored out of your skull

>>684611295
I didn't say that, someone else did, I literally just said it was the better option because fuck eternal life

>>684605043
>being that edgy

>>684611311
Look at op's picture. Does he look benevolent ?

the amount of faggots scared by boredom is crazy
embrace this cold and comfy place ,boredom is my comfortable anxiety

>>684611453
Lol, read the wrong comment

Strange, i wonder if he did the same thing

>>684611554
looks neutral to me, also a lot of "good" spirit beings are portrayed as what I'd describe as deformed monsters

but again, doesn't really matter since the choice is the point, not the imposer of the choice

>>684611554
Looks kinda like Bigfoot fucked a pig

>>684611831
Oh wait i didn't see the wings

>>684611330

My hallucinations and delusions will keep me busy

>>684604044
keek>>684603858
>>684603826
>>684603750
>>684603673
>>684603668
>>684603663
mentolicca- sanitizer

Die of course.
I want to die.

It's like a dream come true.

>>684611917
Maybe for a while but the brain can't think of new things forever without stimuli
You would grow mind shatteringly bored forever, the kind of bored that makes you wonder if regular mortal life is worth living now

>>684600283
Die in an hour. I wanna die anyway, so it's win/win. That way I could go on a killing spree before I die with no consequences

>>684612058
this

>>684611722
>horns
>wings
>human/animal hybrid face
>bat ears
>mostly red body
>sinister face in stomach
>bitch tits

very neutral

>>684612145
i wonder if the demon would join you in the spree, that would be pretty cool

>>684612220
the upper face looks scared, the lower face looks VERY neutral and almost welcoming

>mostly red body
disagreed, but also colors have different meanings in different mythologies

>horns
a mark of many benevolent demons & spirits
>wings
same


it is a matter of opinion in almost every sense and to me the OP image does look rather neutral, "evil" in some ways and "good" in others

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>>684602503

"Persay"? That's not a word. "Per se"

>>684600283
I'd challenge him to a rock off for the right to ask him the same question, and to pay my rent.

>>684600283
I would like that demon to rape me.

>>684600785
Kek

>>684601130
Rolling

>>684613071
"not a word" is not a valid English sentence. If something consists of letters and people say it/write it, then it IS a word, no matter if if personally makes sense to you

"4tu29345u23954utjwfq08347thn-q" is not a word
"asoiduhnapwaeorjyomgbadnhvjk", on the other hand, is. Notice the difference?

>>684600283
Die in an hour. Easy

eternity,

>>684600283
Live for eternity def,

>>684612774
Question calls it a demon. Even with your odd sense of aesthetics. Rather than fighting against the question spend your energy thinking up a good answer.

>>684614476
>odd sense of aesthetics
just lol

I have already accepted the premise to be a "demon" from the very start, someone started nitpicking shit when I tried to clarify what another poster might have meant (although to be honest he was clearly at least partially b8ing) and it cascaded into this garbage

it's obvious most people here have understood that the choice itself is the core part that matters and was the point that actually was to be the topic, not the nature of the demon which wasn't defined except OP probably just googling "demon" and picking one of the first images to portray it in general

>>684615056
Well fedora'd

I'm out of here

>>684616003
>Well fedora'd
yeah ok, that's what I thought

>>684611064

What if you get hit by a truck and loose your arms and legs and your cock fall down and you get dementhial?

What if the only other immortal is a nigger and you have to enjoy the eternity with him yelling at you "white boi" all the time?

>>684616688
Lol that would fucking suck