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Cringe Thread

Im in France and I need something good
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well just go outside and have a look around.

this also applies to americans
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>>684598351
this is the first thing to make me cringe hard in a long time
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>>684598474

bump
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>>684598121
This.
Where are you in France ?
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>>684598249
its beautiful but its boring
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>>684598903
This isn't cringe, the guy is funny.
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>>684598121

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htCod3TelXo
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>>684598770
>http://www.camping-la-plaine.com/?lang=en
we come here every year
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>>684599503
inb4 why is this cringe
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>>684599613
Yhea, he's cute actually!
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>>684599503
>>684599613
>>684599665
samefag
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>>684599764
manlet faggot/10

i wanna bang his sister though
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>>684599764
What's that game called, with the table? I kinda remember it
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>>684600293
table tennis
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>>684599579
Ardèche is a nice area, but maybe a little bit too quiet. It depends on what you want to do.
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>>684600530
we wanted to rent a kayak, its a great occasion
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>>684599986
Fucking hell.
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>>684600688
> raise hell and eat cornbread ye ye
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>>684600825
Yes, going down the gorges de l'Ardèche. Do it, it's Wonderful.
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>Be me, most average looking person in school with curly hair
>18 y/o just graduating High School
>Graduating Class of maybe 150 students
>Theater nerd, all four years
>Senior Year, 10/10 girl from my class joins Theater for the 2nd semester to get that Humanities/Art Credit
>Not really noticing her until her audition for female lead singing role
>She's quite good
>I'm main antagonist for the musical
>I audition very well
>She compliments me
Wat
>I compliment her
Fast Forward to mid-semester
>We end up talking a lot, we were both in the same cast (as there were two (ours was the better of the two))

Cont.
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>>684601887
>Cultivate a friendly relationship
>Get her number
>Obvious attraction going on
>Talk about prom
>"Well... I've already said I'm going with [Orange Dick McGee]
>"Oh, that's a shame." I reply
>"I know right?"
Nothing special happens for quite awhile.
>Texting each other all the time
>She's into the pot. I'm squemish about everything drug related except alcohol.
>I tell her to not tell me whenever she's smoking
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE #1
>Showtime. Opening night.
>The three people who are unique to my cast end up hanging out together, ostracizing anyone who would want to be part of our posse.
>Cultivate an even better relationship. Clear intentions.
>Go on multiple dates with this girl.

Cont.
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>>684602328
>Have 22 y/o friend who supplies alcohol.
>Hatch an idea for after we graduate
>Ask girl I'm going out with if she's interested.
>She was, but only if she can bring her 4/10 friend.
Sure whatever. You get free alcohol.
>End of High School, she confides in me where she would she should go to University.
>In state College, or College thats LITERALLY ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE NATION.
>I'm going to said in-state college.
>"I really like [aforementioned far away college] a lot... but I know a lot of my friends are going to [in-state college]."
Fuck. Have to go with her wants and wishes.
>"I think you should follow your passion."

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>>684602687
go on anon
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rip dat boi </3
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>>684598903
"Hot Mikey"

He wanted to be cute, not hot.
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>>684602687
>She chooses the far away college.
Double Fuck.
>We still have a party though, because we're cool.
>End of June is party, she leaves first of August.
>End up inviting 8 other people
>Going to the middle of nowhere, to a cabin in the middle of the woods.
>One of the friends is the 22 y/o, we'll call him Horace.
>Fuck ton of alcohol
WOW HOLD ON TIGER
>One of the girls that was joining us was madly in love with me (we'll name her Peg)
>I'm falling for this 10/10
>Peg gets SUPER drunk the first night, knowing that I really like 10/10
>Peg goes to a quiet, dark corner of the cabin, starts crying to herself
Mother fucker.
>Get best-friend to go talk to her. He comes back 10 minutes later, says "she want's to talk to you"
>Go to her, talk about all the good times in high school.
>She's all "I can't walk out there in front of all of them like this."
>I just carry her to the room she's sleeping in.
>10/10 commends me for that deed.
>Ask her to come to the top balcony with me.
She does.

Cont.
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>>684599466
This is a meme you dip

This dude has a Naruto headband on his second fedora.
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>>684598351
Niggers always got to be gay
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99Ik6v5MgZo
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>>684599665
Ha gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>684603420

cant hold these tigers.

cont
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>10/10 and I retreat to the balcony, enjoying the buzz, and eachothers company.
>Cuddle a little bit.
>she starts howling at the full moon
Wait wat.
>Nothing happens the first night. Just chilling.
2nd day
>I make a rule of no drinking before our other friend [named... idk, Gimli] arrives
>Gimly arrives, bringing a FUCK ton of spaghetti (no, this is not a joke)
>We all feast, enjoying wine and beer along with it.
>Gimli is Mormon. He says as he enters the room, "Tonight, God is not going to judge me for what happens in this cabin" paraphrased.
>We all enjoy our own drink, I held a bottle of rum the entire night, and spoke like a pirate.
>We all kinda just talk in our own groups.
>10/10 and Horace start talking a bit, just the two of them
Uhuh...
>I go up to the balcony on my own, soon therafter, my best friend comes up, after having downed an eleventh shot
>"Best friend, you should go get 10/10 to come up here"
He does.
MFW she comes up, and is super drunk.

>We start howling at the moon together, because #weird or some shit.
>Cuddle again
>"Is this just for today, or for longer?" I ask
>"I'm gonna dodge the question." She retorts.
>"Wanna make out?"
>"....... sure"

and so that happened.

Cont. Almost done
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>>684603998

quality story anon.

cont.
shes a wolf bitch though isn't she?
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>>684603998
>Gimli starts throwing up everywhere all over Peg's room.
>Horace comes out and tells me this.
What you want me to do about it?!
>Go clean it up.
>"okay. But give me 5 more minutes"
Make out for 5 more minutes.
>Go clean up puke from both Gimli and Peg for the next hour. By MYSELF.
End of day 2

>Bitches talkin shit.
>Say's I took advantage of her being drunk
>I was drunk too, d'fuck is this shit.
Whatever, day goes by, almost in silence.
>out of booze.
>It's almost sundown.
>10/10 and Horace go out to get some, in the middle of nowhere.
>They're gone for 50 minutes
>Gas-station is 10 minutes away
Okay... NOW I have suspicions.
>Everyone is talking with their groups again.
>Horace and 10/10 are talking by themselves, while I'm in the same room.
>I get kinda sick of that shit, "I'm just gonna go to sleep so I can drive in the morning."
>Hear shit through my door, they be scheamin'
Nothing happens the next day.

cont. Last one next
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>3/10 in highschool (no makeup, glasses, slouch, bad skin)
>playing MUDs, reading books, getting drunk and high with friends
>playing Discworld MUD with 6/10 guy (10/10 voice) from my class
>we talk about all kinds of shit, he writes a bit. i fall for him completely but don't tell/get my hopes up
>he has 10/10 GF, she cheats on him, he cries on my shoulder
>another GF cheats on him, he cries again, "all womyn are whores"
>finish highschool, start university
>save some money, buy antique typewriter (Remington), send him on his birthday. no response
>drunk, leave a message on his voicemail saying i still love him or some stupid shit like that
>never hear from him
>life goes on
>he applies for a job at my company; going to interview him tomorrow
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>>684604357
Two days after the last cabin day.
>Haven't text 10/10 since then
>Horace calls me, says he has to come to my house, has something to say.
I know what's coming.
>He comes into my room, say's some bullshit like "Anon, the tides are chinging, and we need to pull our forces."
The fuck are you talking about
!!
>[Dota 2 Ringtone]
>"Who text you?"
>"*pause* "10/10 girl"
>"So what's really happening?"
>"I asked her out. She said yes. I'm asking for permission."
You fucking wat m8?
>Whatever.
>10/10 girl gets mad at me, saying she never wanted this relationship to begin with.
>MRW I got cucked by one of my friends for 10 years.
>MRW I got cucked by that friend, and by throw up
>MRW the girl I spend nearly 6 months pining over literally could not give a single shit about my feelings about the situation.

Theres actually another story, not directly involving me, but involving Horace and best friends ex-gf.

Horace is a dick.
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>>684603339
Fucking great! I remember when op posted this, and then posted in cringe threads too. I'm glad he's been made into a meme
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>>684603339

It's shit now and was then.
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>>684604801
Horace isn't a dick, he's an alpha. You should know better than to get your hopes up when you've been totally beta to 10/10. Either step your game up or go cry in your sgetti puke, Horace is king
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>>684604801
Follow up continuation.

>End up drinking sorrows away
>Get blackout drunk alone in my room at least 3 times a week.
>Text 10/10 I loved her
>Text Peg I loved her that same night
>Mother comes home to find me passed out on my floor.
Awh shiet. The fuck is this kid doin'?
>She worries for me, but I didn't get any permissions taken away.
>Live out rest of 2013 in sadness, only hanging out with best friend, and Gimli (until he went on his mission).
>End up going sober for a year or so
>Felt pree good.
Fast forward to present day
Doing pretty good, and honestly, I used up a lot of my time on one person who didn't care about me. So fuck it.
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>>684605200
Crying over a girl who never cared or wanted anything but friendship, beta as fuck.
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>>684604801

Just some real advice here anon,

Remember that if you become their friend before you become their lover. You are their friend.

10/10 is a lost cause, and you could probably find someone more suited to you anyway.

Just don't lose hope and remember next time this shit goes down that you need to do some sexual shit within the first couple dates at least.
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>>684605158
Well, Horace went on to waste 4 years of his life in college, dropped out, and is now living with his parents at the ripe age of 25, pining after a girl 7 years younger than him.
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>>684605386
Horace still fucked 10/10 numerous times and probably nutted all over those lips you wanted so badly to be yours, horace (even with his crappy dropout life)>you
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>>684601528
She legitimately looks like a monster
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>>684605386
25-7=18
Don't see the problem
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>>684605522
Honest to god, I doubt it. 10/10 told me a year after she was going to use him to get alcohol. But now it just looks like I'm defending myself, which, on the internet, is a waste of time.

>>684605615
Well. Yes. However, that story about best friend's ex girlfriend was in play just after the cabin incident (another reason why 10/10 and him didn't do the bang bang). He was 23, and she was 15 (I was off by a year, sue me).
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>>684604886
>made into a meme
just kill yourself
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>>684605856
Tell the story
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>>684599583

that guy has just been in shower, or he has never had shower
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>>684601528
Just buy the one for men then. How can you be that retarded.
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>>684605856
Honestly mate I'm just fucking with you, everyone in life goes through disappointed. I still wish I was dating the 6/10 I was with in highschool but instead I'm stuck with 9/10 dumb as bricks and insane. I'm sure you'll get yours someday.
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>>684606209
Shit dude.
I'm gonna tell the TL'DR version because I'm tired.

So pretty much, Best Friend's GF [Named Dolly] was super smart, pretty, played music, and was, as far as the Myers Briggs Personality Type Indicator is concerned, perfect for me.

But she was best friend's ex. So I wasn't gonna even go ANYWHERE near that idea. After Horace got kicked out of college for playing too much WoW and League and not going to classes, he got a job as a para-teacher at the high school we went to.

He would always go into the theater during rehearsals, and somehow, got to becoming friends with Best Friend, and subsequently, Dolly.

They exchange phone numbers, and Best Friend needed a supplier of alcoholl, so he jumped for the opportunity, Dolly and Best Friend were still friends at the time (and still are to this day), so they all just kinda hung out. Just the three of them, because I was sobering up.

Horace and Dolly start talking together, texting and what not, and somehow, he got inside her head that everything was going to be fine if they were together.

Fast forward to beginning of 2014, Dolly's dad finds out. HE BRINGS HIS FRIEND OVER TO HORACE'S HOUSE, AND FUCKING INTIMIDATES THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

Cont. Guess its not a tl'dr
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>>684601528
men's facial hair is tougher than women's leg and arm pit hair, and we shave more often, therefore it makes sense to have more blades in razors meant for us because we'll go through them faster.
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>>684599581
they became friends again
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>>684604886

I lost.
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>>684605386
i always get mad at faggots like you, im the horace int he situation... im attractive so i tend to fuck alot of girls at parties , which tends to piss of atleast 1 butthurt faggot in the whole scene. i dont really get to hang onto them though as i am a bit of a cunt and get bored of girls really easy.... you should get over girls like this...who gives a fuck, me and the rest of the horuses of the world fuck these sluts but go back to a deeper and darker place after...kinda accepting youre a pretty face with a d to them.. with chance no of developing an emotional connection.
stop being so selfish fuck face there is more than the 1 side of the situation that you see. you should have taken that hoe before youre mate did...youre just beta and mad because horus could have beaten youre face in if you raged about it..
but it doesnt matter anymore, youre girl was getting plowed multiple times in multiple sittings over an extended period of time, by youre friends dick... an experience you can only masturbate too
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>>684607085
Btw, if you catch the reference in the names, it was because it was my first musical I was in.

>Dolly's dad takes away all texting privileges, and looks into her texts and calls nightly, just to makes sure
>Kik, the messaging app comes out
>Horace and Dolly start talking again
I become friends with Dolly, she starts confiding in me when all that shit between her dad and Horace goes down.
>"You shouldn't do that" I say
>"Yeah, probably not."
>MRW she does anyway
She goes on talking with him for another half a year
>Best Friend, Horace, and Dolly, are all in Best Friend's house when his parents are out.
>Liquor and Beer.
>Horace and Dolly start cuddling.
>Best friend FREAKS THE FUCK OUT
>Best friend and Horace are no longer friends.

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>>684598825
makes me laugh everytime
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>>684607239
Horace is a 270 pound brown guy. Tends to live a secluded in darkness kind of life, and is JUST now starting to not be a total dickweed.

>>684607387
Fast forward a few months, after Best Friend's freakout
>Dolly gets a .............
>MRW Dolly has a girlfriend.
>MRW Horace got cucked by homosexual attraction.
>MRW Fuck Horace.


>MRW Brb gonna take a shot of rum, because it's such a beautiful ending to the story.

I mean, I guess Horace has a pretty hot girlfriend now, she may be batshit crazy, from when I met her, but she has tits larger than her head.
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>>684607212
good!
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>>684607551
Jesus christ
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>>684607713
Jesus, what must you look like that 10/10 downed you for that. Everyone pray for this boy, nothings wrong with him he just ugly as hell.
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>>684608143
why are turks so cringy?
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>>684598121
https://youtu.be/b5IJfhxfmbc
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>>684601528
The biggest cringe in that post is her face, I feel really sorry for her.
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>>684605588
Male feminists should be exterminated.
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>>684608582
the self-projection is almost feels worthy.
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>>684599466
He´s doing it on purpose. Not cringe, funny.
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>>684609087
Right? This one made me feel
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>>684609646
LOL That's a great photoshop.
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>>684602328
>the pot
What are you, 86?
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>>684607212

Thank goodness, I was worried about those guys!
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>>684608874
I'm gonna tell myself that that isn't real...
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>>684608874
Say what you want, I'd still hit that.
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>>684608799

>it's [current year]
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>>684598121
You don't have to watch the whole thing, but imagine being this guys mechanic

https://youtu.be/gpBaqc7MAkU
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>>684599868
That kid looks 12. Of course he's short.
>>684599764
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>>684609402
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>>684598121
Just look up WW2 and you can cringe at your own country
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>>684599503
There's a girl at our school who looks exactly like her.
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>>684600688
That muppet is alpha as fuck
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>>684611517
*him
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>>684608582
>George is power.
>George is fear.
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>>684605351
sauce?
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>>684599764
alpha male, fucks tall chicks dont give 2 fucks wut u think
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>>684601379
Seconded, it was one of the best experience of ly life.
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>>684611878
Small beta, and cares very much what people think.
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>>684601528
She'd look a little better with a gender tax facial
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>>684599159
this is why we needed hitler
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>>684607212
Why am I genuinely happy of this outcome.
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>>684608582
This reminds me of vegan gains
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>>684608874
Got any recent pics?
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>>684612014
careful, your projecting
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>>684605334
...and rape your butthole.
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>>684610106
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>>684610095
I didn't know that lollicon is illegal
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>>684610095
This is so much fake.
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>be me
>grade 2
>kick friend in the dick
>have to help him run coldwater on his dick
>asks me to hold it
Shit wrong thread. Uhm uhm cringe right?
>be me
>grade 7
>friends with grade 6's
>they're fun and my class likes spawts too much
>be lazy unspawty kid
>6/10 emo girl with them tells me no one likes me
>go into serial killer contemplative silence
>come to school next day with naruto headband
yes. Like every other 11 year old, it was a good show
>find girl
>roundhouse kick that bitch in the stomach
>dont get suspended
>become friends with her next year
She had nice tits in the following year but she didnt really grow up to look hot.
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>>684613564
Depends on the country, I think America is legal because they're not real and is a vent for pedos, but in Europe it's classified as CP because it depicts children.
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>play wow
>play on most notorious server: MG
>be gay
>gay erotic roleplay
>gay erp partners show me pics
>MRW when they're all jabba's
>slowly drift away
>maybe i can forget the fact my virtual boipussy was touched by landwhales
>tfw ill never find a nice handsome bf
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>>684603339
This leg really is cringe.
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>>684614185
wtf man, why weren't you
>playing as cute healer girl
>get free shit from betas
>being tsun when they die
>repress them hard feelings
>accidentally a tranny
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>>684614774
Cuz the latest expac made me lose interest in healing. Activision put a cast time on all my good heals.
No, i gay rp a femboi panda ._.
You may cringe now
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>>684601528

Tbh she raises a good point.
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>be me
>force friend to give me a handjob
>still a virgin at 22
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>>684615825
>force friend to give me a handjob

Story? You don't "just do" something like this.
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>>684606294
>>684615123
Technically the blades are both the same quality, and has been confirmed by gillett, but mens razors have a greater angle than female razors, so if you were to shave your body with a mens razor you would have a higher chance of cutting yourself. But it is possible to shave facial hair with female razors.

http://www.gillettevenus.com/en-us/how-to-shave/hair-removal-methods/dont-share-his-razor

>>684607155
Nigger that doesn't make any sense, if the blades are essentially the same, then they would cost the same to produce, if men used more blades then it should be priced higher to cover the cost of production.
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>>684616100
>be me
>force friend to give me handjob
>friend is also male
What more story do you need?
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>>684615123

Sure hope this is bait.

OR she could just buy the cheaper razor after comparing prices - if she's certain that they're the same.

The main difference between women's razors and men's razors is probably the longevity of the blades.
The average woman has a lot more skin to shave than the average man.
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>>684607212
happy they are back together!
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>>684610086
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>>684605588
>money doesn't make the man
So he lost his job, I see.
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>>684605334
Enjoy being raped by muslims, eurocucks
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>be me
>now
>for some reason i go on /lgbt/
>boymode, girlmode, panic attacks, gendered
>what in the i say what in the fuck is wrong with kids today?
Someone calls you a faggot, you punch them instead of having a panic attack
Back when I was a kid, you called me a girl. I kicked you in the dick
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>>684599986
fuck this kid and killing the mash theme song. fucking cunt
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>>684616852
That's gay m8
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>>684616100
>be me grade 8
>1year after chuck norrising that girl
>teacher, appropriately named 'mr. Toole' has us tell scary stories in the gym
>lights out
>sit with friend away from group
>take hand and stick in my pants
>let him stroke me until i cum
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>>684599764

I don't get it, so the girl is standing on the edge of the step, making her seem taller than she really is?

I mean you can plain as day fucking see it under her foot.
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http://imgur.com/a/uZUME#0
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>>684617469
I could probably fight 3 people back when I boxed, but now my arms are weak and fat from being a dirty tranny, so I can only take on like 2 people. How dew I fight 5 niggers?
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>>684607212
I would love to have daily updates on Asif, Mudasir, and Salman.
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>>684619343
If by fighting you mean sucking their dicks then don't sell yourself short, you could easily take on 5 nigras.
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>>684605856
this whole bs about how she was using horace to get alcohol is just her way to pretend she didn't get hurt by him, by pretending she never liked him in the first place. but don't fall for that shit; she chose him over you.
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>>684599868
Perspective you idiot, she's closer to the camera.
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>>684615123
go on amazon and go to headphones for instance. Find one with a color choice. The choices in color are different, because companies have to buy new materials and make less of another product with a different color therefore it costs the company more money to make a PINK one to satisfy these whiny bitches (because if they didnt god forbid). besides if shes that worried about it then buy the orange one what the fuck. Its a mark up because these retail companies know woman are fucking idiots.
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>>684600293
carpet ball
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>>684601528

Christ, imagine you're out and you see this freak pulling those faces in public like that.
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>>684605588

So we went from a low paying job to no job
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>>684607551

Wow, what are the odds that the guy just happened to be in that exact position at the exact time to see the guys phone wallpaper.
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>>684599347
That niggas got bitter beer face
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>>684616508
What is a female razor? She can still buy the cheaper one.
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>>684598121
look in the mirror.
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>>684621313
It's the one for body hair, it has a smaller angle on the blades.
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Can someone post that picture of the 2 guys checking on that landwhale, and on the other there is a little kid asking his mom "what the fuck is this"
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>>684599159
This always make me almost puke
aag just imagine the hodor inside that and the pony
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France suffered enough . Back home now
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>>684605200
THIS IS THE MOST BORING STORY I HAVE READ HERE IN A LOOOONG TIME, FUCK MAN, WITH EVERY CONT. I WANTED TO GIVE UP BUT I GAVE IT A CHANCE AND STILL CONT. WITH YOU BUT ITS JUST FUCKING SOBBY BORING SHIT! FUCK YOU
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>>684621877
Anyone??
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>>684598351
lol wut
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I found infected tattoos to be the most cringe worthy of all
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jesus christ
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>>684620355
>>684620398
posted them in the wrong order, dumbass
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>>684598351
Gaaaaaaaaay
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there is no worse fate
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>>684599144
Fucking retarded is what he is
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>>684601528
That fucking face will haunt my dreams for all eternity.
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>>684600293
Ping pong
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>>684622668
>>684622817
>>684622891
how does this happen?
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>>684599534
would be kinda handsome without the cringe hat
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>>684601379
I did it last year, got a sunburn on my whole body, hurts like hell but it was fun
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>>684623290
Dirty needles and not taking care of it while healing
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>>684608405
Bazorgle
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>>684609094

lol this is hilarious. no cringe, just a guy being funny.
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>>684609402
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>>684603339
My sides are in orbit
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>>684622668
>>684622817
>>684622891
That's what you get when you always want the cheapest.
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>>684622817

infection from a dirty tattoo needle.
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>>684598351
Thats not cringe thats ylyl material
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>>684622844
HA YOU TOOK MY B8 SO HARD! XD
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>>684608582
What is it with autists and Sonic? The only people I've heard like Sonic are always on the spectrum
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>>684619102
Thats right but retards here think the guy is so much shorter
Thats the real cringe
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>>684599347

Seen this picture so many times but never asked..

Does this guy have some sort of genetic defect? Chromosome problem?

Or is he just a really long ay down the end of the ugly spectrum?
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>>684607551
They were probably laughing cos they still can't believe this anon is that stupid.

Bet you she has this cringefah saved in her phone as 'Meal Ticket'
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>>684610884
Nothing cringy with Finland in WW2, we were fucking boss back in the day
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>>684608799
> wrong side of history
My fucking sides
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>>684609094
This nigga look like he's hunting Julie Andrews
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>>684624585
He's clearly scrunching his face up because he's about to cry like the little gayboy he is
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>>684609402
>mfw
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>>684608582
George is power

George is fear
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>>684601528

>I simply MUST have my pretty pink one though
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>>684619343
> load 35 more images
It's.... It's okay. I'm good.
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>>684610095
I mean what's wrong with loli /CP if you are a child??
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>>684608405
>ravens fan

An entire fanbase of drooling autists
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>>684621079
My fucking sides
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Spooky cringe
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>>684619343
What. The. Fuck.
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>>684598121
haha fuck off he's mad haha
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>>684626166
Nope. Just a shitload of chocolate.
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>>684624585
See: >>684621079
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>>684600688
Baby Meat Loaf?
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>>684626128
Orrrrrrr what's wrong with loli and CP in general?
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I have visited France. Your women are dark and disgusting.
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France is getting raped by Muslims.
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>>684626283
BWAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD I CAN'T HANDLE IT THIS IS TOO FUCKING GREAT
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>>684604908
why does this faggerty continue?
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>>684607749
>>684609996
>>684612248
>>684616954
>>684619956
i love you guys, 4 realz
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>>684601528
holy shit what an ugly frog mutant lesbian
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>>684620398
>>684620355
you fucked it
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>>684625513
tokyo gore police?
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>>684620585
and standing on a ledge
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>>684627448
Nigger's are the epitome of what not to do, or be.

>cheese it socks

That is a border line hangable offense
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>>684611542
*her
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>>684601528
>bold orange label that says cents per razor

>she willingly ignores the label

>also gets the math wrong

Holy fuck I hate SJW so much it burns
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>>684627448
i hate niggers because they all copy the same fucking generic rapper and are all essentially the same nigger personalities. 1 nigger killed isnt any different than a thousand of the fuckers killed. damn niggers are all the same
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>>684598825
L O S T
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>>684599665
>yhea
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>>684608582
>"I'm gonna do it!"

>"Imma punch the ground!"
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>>684609488
>>684609087

A lot of these Sonic pictures mention something about bullying or beating up the bullys.

Where the fuck do these weird drawings come from anyway?
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>>684608582
>The name George makes everyone that heard about him shiver in fear
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>>684605334
That's super cute, and the appropriate age for anyone to play minecraft. Older than that is cringe territory
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>>684629775
what's this
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>>684605588
He only made one improvement, he doesn't go to hot topic anymore.
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>>684599613
>>684599665
>>684611517
Summer is back.
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>>684599503
Ye gaybringer hath cometh!
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>>684610884
the guy in the picture is german

Im not french/german
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>>684624824
You know you're finnish when you think people are talking about it when they aren't.
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>>684607212
Hope that mudasir fella doesn't fuck up again
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>>684605588
>street smart thug
Wut?
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>>684600688
>yee yee
>eat cornbread
>raise hell
>in a relationship with best waifu kirino
>clearly a superior being
Nope nothing cringe here
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>>684611892
Im usually somewhere else in France but I only stay for a week so I wanted to be here
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>>684622891

That's just normal scabbing. It'll look fine in a couple weeks
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>>684615123
Leg razors aren't the same thing as face razors.
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>>684607212
Yay <3
>inb4 faggot I KNOW I AM
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>>684607212
Mudasir is love mudasir is life
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