>>684597315
Cons:
>Good looking(8/10 face)
>Tall
>Intelligent
>Get along with most
>Funny
>Get laid easily

How are these cons???

>>684597415
Meant to type pro's, my bad.

Pros:
>n/a
Cons:
>Depressed
>no gf
>no friends
>boring job

>>684597315
Anyone who believes their intelligent isn't really that intelligent.

>>684597315
Post a picture of yourself & maybe we'll talk..

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>>684597595

>>684597595
They're

Pros:

>Nice eyes (according to ever girl friend I have)
>Can get along with most
>Don't mind making an ass of myself in public to amuse myself and friends

Cons:

>Don't mind making an ass of myself in public to amuse myself and friends
>People think I am retarded for point above
>Not good at getting girls

>>684597643
Not looking for confirmation or opinions on my looks.
Post your list and maybe we'll talk.

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>>684597834

>>684597954
There's a difference between amusing friends and embarrasing yourself.
Maybe you should try a different approach to amuse your friends instead of making an ass of yourself, friend.

>>684597315
>"Pro: Good looking (8/10 face)
>Drug addict

nice try but your face probably looks like my gooch

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Pros:
>not bad looking (7/10)
>steady job(even though it doesnt pay that much)
>i get along with most people
>have friends
>good at making jokes
Cons:
>Fat
>Cynical
>no gf
>introvert
>low selfesteem

>>684597315
pro's"
>get along with most people
>thats about it.....
Con's:
>depressed
>low self esteem
>lazy
>average looking
>virgin

Pros
>sporty
>good-looking muscle and build wise
>maybe a 7/10 face
>big dick
>planned future and current income
Cons
>bi
>stuck in shit relationship not man enough to break up
>stuck in my father's shadow
>emotional mess at times
>moody as fuck
>filthy hypocritical millenial ('98) know-it-all with no experience of life whatsoever
>family fucked beyond recognition
>stuck between libtard and repfag but can't be moderate. Like aspects of Islam, Christianity, Buddhism and Hinduism so always stuck between something and can't ever decide on what I believe in
>can't commit except for work and education

>>684597315
Pro's:
>People leave me alone
>Average looking, face ain't munted
>I can cheer myself up
>Don't give a fuck about much
>Like nothing basically
>Living nicely, even though income is below poverty line
>decided to quit smoking because I stopped caring about stuff. Succeeded.
>not virgin weeb faggot.

Cons:
>I don't function well as a human being
>Everyone keeps getting up in my business or want to say "Hi"
>I'm short and skinny, look like a greyhound nude
>Can't get job
>be depressed, because no job means lots of job interviews, meetings n shit.
>probably autistic

Pros
Tall (6'3")
Cons
Depressed
Self harming
Impulsive
Dependant on weed and alcohol
Doesn't get along with anyone
Suicidal
Constantly in distress
A useless ugly fat girl.
I probably smell bad.

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>>684597315
Pros:
>Tall
>Intelligent
>Decent looking
>Physically fit
>Well hung
>White
>Motivated
>Respected
Cons:
>Amphetamine addict
>Emotionally retarded
>ED (thank god for viagra lads)
>Terrible natural attention span, cant even stay focused long enough to have sex
>Glasses
>Inexplicable accent that nobody can explain

Pros:
>have astrophysics PhD
>well-paying steady job
>regularly get to travel around the world
>have lived in some of the nicest cities in the world (zurich has been my favorite)

Cons:
>obese
>bald
>alcoholic
>never been on a date in my life
>only fucked hookers
>never kissed a girl
>can barely hold a conversation anymore since it's been so long since anyone has wanted to talk to me about anything but work
>will probably die soon from whatever untreated shit i have going on from years of heavy alcohol abuse

>>684597315
Pros:
>Good looking 8/10
>Great athletic/muscular build
>Good at talking to random people
>Funny
>Lots of friends

Cons:
>Short 5'9
>No gf
>Boring job
>Can't find decent girl

Pros:
8-9/10
Was always actually very popular in HS and still am in Uni
Super-well-merited
Smart
Pretty funny and sarcastic IMO
Extremely likely to be great at life
Great Uni
Not poor (could be considered a social con to some)

Con:
Pretty anti-social
Russian-born and hate outside, so ultra-pale
Extremely busy
Ever-skinny
Low self - confidence with people
Occasional mild acne
Only average dick size (6)

>>684599237
>7/10
>Fat
oh boy

>>684597315
Pro's
>Good looks
>Ripped and athletic
>Humor
>Supposed to be intelligent, i think others are just stupid
>Good combat sports career

Cons
>Super Aggressive
>Depressed
>Psychosocial disorder
>Selfish
>Have a great gf that i neglect to much
>Pushed all family away, or is this pro?
>Have a decent income, steal shit for the thrill

>>684597589
Actually there isnt cons in there, just situations where you are

i'd love to see what all these self-described "ripped" 9-10/10s actually look like

>>684601675
oh boy indeed, i try to compensate with charming levels of autism

Pros:
>Somewhat attractive (7.5/10)
>Athletic and well built
>Somewhat intelligent
>Creative to some degree
>Usually kind

Cons:
>Mentally ill (relatively well concealed)
>Addict (again, well hidden)
>Somewhat awkward
>unintentionally rude and sometimes offensive in public
>Argumentative
>Highly opinionated

>>684602118
>unintentionally rude and sometimes offensive in public
>Argumentative
>Highly opinionated

sounds like you've got a touch of the 'tism.

Pros:
>6/10 face
>not fat
>kinda intelligent
>good at avoiding trouble
>have interesting job (at least from my point of view)
Cons:
>kissless virgin
>never had gf
>anti-social (have couple of "friends" but don't really like'em or trust'em, have them to be able to say i'm "normal")
>afraid of almost everything
>shy as fuck (especially with girls)
>average dick size
>my face is filled with acne, but remove acne and i look better

Pros
> tall
> comedian
> 10/10 beard
> cool guy to be around
> australian

Cons
> horrible with rejections
> have to br around people
> lotta fucked up shit happened in childhood
> cant sleep properly

Im going to america soon though

>>684602498
>comedian
>pro

pick one. Comedians are the most obnoxious fuckers.

>>684597315
I got 156+ on my Mensa test, yet I still wouldn't call myself "intelligent", mostly because I know a couple of people more deserving of that adjective than me myself.

As such, I call shenanigans... wait, no.

ITT
>OP is a faggot
>people trying to be bigger faggots than OP

Pro:

>Somewhat decent looking
>Tall
>Intelligent
>Caring for those I like
>Funny

Cons:

>Poor
>Fucked up knee, always in pain because of it
>Anxiety and Paranoia
>Depressing to be around some times
>Boring
>No friends
>Cynical and bitter

>>684602604
I mean comedian as in I make people laugh alot

I make people happy, stuff like that.

Not the shit wanna be comedian shoving jokes down your throat

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Pros:

>6'2
>Intelligent
>Athletic
>College Degree
>Good job
>Wealthy (Heir to the family fortune)
>8" penis

Cons:

>Drug addict
>Tourette's Syndrome
>ADHD, OCD, Bipolar

Overall, I can't complain.

>>684597595
I think you are confusing intelligence and wisdom.

>>684603330
nnnnope. Studies on D-K effect says that most of the people saying positive things about themselves are mistaken.

>ITT
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

>>684603589
Intelligence is clearly not one of your pros.

>>684597315
pros:
> 10/10 looks
> get laid every night
> six figure job
> everyone loves me
> literally god

cons:
>depressed
>erectile disfunction
>no penis
>am wolf trapped in mans body
>trans
>bi
>homeless
>no friends
>saw my cat die the other day

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>>684603589
>>684603922
I'll side with >>684603589
Anyone claiming intelligence is probably full of it.

Pros:
>good looking probably an 8
> 6'1
>pretty smart
>make people laugh
>easy to get along with
Cons:
>lack motivation to stick to anything
>lazy
>overly judgemental
>no gf

Pros:
n/a
Cons:
Browses 4chan.

>>684597315
Pros:
>good school education
>humor
>mature
>no mainstream faggot
>have my own car, my own job

cons:
>still live with parents
>6-7/10 looking guy
>im 5"9
>too lazy to hold a relationship (or find a girl where the effort of keeping it is worth it)

>>684597954
Relate
Nice eyes, get along, "weird" because i dont mind making fun of myself

Cons.

Ugly
Alcoholic
Depressed

Pros.

I have a job and an apartment.

> greentxt test

Pros:
>good education
>funny
>outgoing
>many friends
>also, including many females
>plays guitar
>atheist
>normal shaped body
>average to good 7/10 face
>lives in central europe
>does get female attention/hookups
>grown up in normal/awesome family actually
>soon to be web/software-dev or similar shit

Cons:
>not that of a sports enthusiast, but well i go running once a week
>when not knowing what to do, plays video games alot
>has not bothered too much yet to get into an actual serious relationship

Pros:
>Have friends
>Alright looking (5/10)
Cons:
>Chubby
>No self esteem
>No job
>No gf
>No social skills
>No motivation
>Depressed

>>684602850

I feel you, being humorous is important and if you don't look 10/10 it makes you sort of more attractive.

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Cons:
>apparently funny
>tall
>thin
>mature
>not poor
>good writer (won competitions etc.)
>empathetic
>

Cons:
>depressed
>self-loathing
>partially suicidal, but i don't have the stones to do it
>ridiculously lanky
>unmotivated
>not doing great at school
>bad at math
>australian

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most of the above have "no gf" as a con.
not having a gf is circumstantial and is something that can change overnight but it wont because your standards are too high. Start on tinder with some rank bitch(no fat chicks tho) and learn skills to progress further

>>684602346
exactly me
at least I'm healthy and have a nice family

>>684605069
i feel you anon. People always said when you get a job and money the girls will come running to your door, but nope. Not true if you're ugly. I make around 100k a year and live in the nicest country in the world (in my opinion anyway - switzerland) and still have not been on a date at 31.

Pros:
>Smart
>Funny, Center of Attention, Popular online.

Cons:
>No friends
>Socially awkward irl.

Pros:
>funny
>rather smart
>can be good looking if I dress and style properly (~7.5/10)
>somewhat muscular
>just graduated high school
>have occasional hookups (no intercourse tho)
>get along with pretty much everyone
>sincerely enjoy life
>have a great circle of friends that I appreciate
>moving to the US in August


Cons:
<cant greentext
>5'7
>only somewhat muscular
>virgin, only oral so far
>spend time on the chan

>>684597315
Pros
>Pretty good looking face
>Love to experience new things
>Pretty good at climbing mountains
>Never have fights with people I care about, generally get along
>recently very motivated to get more in shape and finish school
Cons
>Lazy
>I'm 19 and havnt graduated from highschool (Im in online school and they fucked me over)
>Awkward in social situations with people who aren't my friends (mostly because my social conversations ussually involve offensive topics)

>>684597315
your fixation on your outer looks is what causes you problems, come back to times (if you ever had them) when you looked at ppl not like piece of meat but human. It will help you fight your insecurities etc.

>>684605903
It's all about confidence. I'm telling you just approach some girls, the worst to happen is being rejected but that's still better than nothing.

I suppose you speak German. Try reading "Lob des Sexismus". Also try Tinder

>>684605903

I'm telling you, just go out and approach a girl. The worst to happen is being rejected and that's still better than nothing.

I suppose you speak German. Read "Lob des Sexismus" it's available as a free pdf.

Stop fapping 24/7. Get fit. Get tinder.

>>684601864
you sound like a wanker, and i bet you are nowhere near as intelligent as you believe.
>decent combat sports career
what the fuck does that mean, meat-head? "hurr durr i hit people and they hit me back but i hit them back again.."
if thats what you are grunting about, i wouldnt describe yourself as having a a decent career in any category. even "combat sport".

>>684606284
not very well. I'm an american and still trying to learn it. Not speaking the language very well is definitely making it worse, but even back in america I had a decent job and wasn't getting any women. People like me once they know me, but it's been years since anyone cared enough to try.

Pro's
> tall
> large penis
> socially skilled
> intelligent
> fit
> good face, great jaw
Cons
> no beard
> lazy fuck
> unintentionally inconsiderate
> browse /b/
> never get to use penis, because idc about sex
> mild acne

Pros:
>>good looking 7/10
>>good sized dick
>>lots of stamina sexually, good at sex
>>intelligent
>>funny
>>most people see me as an alpha
Cons:
>>bad at making friends
>>bad at romantic relationships
>>girlfriend barely fucks me anymore
>>no goals, dont know what to do in life
>>portray alpha, but depression makes me feel like a beta.

>>684606443
I love how you even take the time to comment on this fictional portrayal of some fagg

>>684597315
Pros
>Willing to learn to do things (such as jobs and other things )
>Still studying to get a good job
>kindness, i guess
>A Good amount of friends
Cons:
>Not knowing if i'll have a good life after university
>Shy
>Very low self-esteem (trying to raise it)
>Get sad VERY easily
>No gf
>Tend to drink too much sometimes

>>684606502

Wow you're an American living in Switzerland? That's awesome tbh. How long have you been living in Switzerland?

Alpha. Now give me fucking dubs

Pros:
Good at studying and shit
Know how to fix the usual technical problems

Cons:
Acne
4/10 at best
5'8" so a manlet I think
Can't talk to girls
Had a girlfriend once she broke me so hate women
Don't have much communication skills

>>684606688
just under a year. I love it so far except for the lack of gf. I always feel like even if I get semi-conversant people will still switch to english around me, and I know they don't like doing that all the time. I've tried asking people to not just so I can practice but it gets frustrating

>>684602346
i dont know who you are but from reading yiur pros and cons i get the feeling you have a more positive outlook on things in life than you may think and that is a very likeable thing in a person anon

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Pros:
>normal looking 6/10-7/10
>tall
>average intelligent
>can talk with any person
>funny and sarcastic
Cons:
>skinny
>depressed
>edgy idiot
>couch potatoe

>>684606935

I feel like women love Americans in Europe though. Are you fat?

Pros:
>somewhat intelligent
>have qt gf
>can be funny at times

Cons:
>solid 5/10 at best
>average dick size at best
>chronic spine problems
>underweight
>can't build visible muscle mass
>depressed, have anxiety disorder
>social autist
>E.D. from anxiety medication

Pros:
*Attractive (I can't tell, but reliable sources say I'm very attractive)
*Somewhat fit
*Monstrous metabolism
*Intelligent (sometimes)
*Adrenaline junkie, but friends keep me in one piece
*wealthy
*risk taker but a little bit safe
*not addicted to anything
*casual weed smoker
*never shit faced
*emotional tank ever since I got out of depression
*great sex, well endowed
*tall
*drives and owns motorcycle
*skipped grade
*usually very easy going and nice to get along with (I think)
*love getting outside and doing cool shit
*but still love chilling inside with Netflix for hours and hours and hours...

Cons:
*absolute retard (sometimes)
*edgy
*fucking psychopath
*I desperately want to experience killing someone and feeling them die in my hands, ie; choking, cutting, stabbing, beating to death
*care little about anything pretty much
*no idea what I'm doing or going to do with my life
*very materialistic values
*never really get very attached to anyone and can't seem to
*I heavily rely on Zoloft and Adderal to function effectively
*I use 4chan

>>684607856
Forgot a big con

Skinny fucking white kid, can't build muscle easily and too lazy to work for it

>>684606588
im not real either, but there you are replying to 4chans fulltime botscript.

Is the problem fixed? No, Try another solution.

Pros:
>Good sense of balance and coordination
>Skilled at seducing both men and women alike
>Knows how to throw a punch a lot better than most of the retards you see on street fight videos
>Only fear is spiders
>Average looks and dick size
>Have many stories to tell

Cons:
>Next to no sense of self-preservation
>Dead on the inside
>5'7" manlet
>No hope for the future due to being almost impossible to employ
>Can't muzz

Pros
>not absolutely hideous
>not as bad in social situations as I used to be

Cons
>28 virgin
>6.2" but im a fag who would prefer to be small
>body issues
>crooked babyface with pimples to this day
>cant grow any proper facialhair, can't get rid of all facial hair because skin hates shaving
>thin now but lanky, gaining all weight on belly and back
>terrible at intimacy
>cant make new friends
>lazy
>depressed
>intermittent pothead
>future seems like shit even though current job is good

>>684608101
>lol loser

Pros
>smart
>I get along with people
>decent looking
Cons
>10 kg overweight
>177 cm tall
>cynical asshole
>lazy
>I enjoy video games too much
Meh could be worse

Pros
>Outgoing
>Tall
>Intelligent
>Honest
Cons
>Weak
>Into drugs
>Lazy, unemployed
>Has to prove everything, right or wrong.
>Makes deep conversation about everything.

>>684597315
Pros
>Smart
>Self respect
>hard worker
>honest
>libertarian
>Decent writer
>straight
>Black
>Korean
>funny
Cons
>Black
>Korean
>Bad at talking to girls
>6/10
>Nervous in social situations
>Never been to a party
>timid
>virgin
>no gf

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>Be me
>19
>Balding
Should i shave?

>>684609131
Oh yeah and much vidya games take up most of my time.
Also, pro eugenics in a sense that mentally disabled people are unhealthy for our species and "eye for an eye" "you punch one of mine, I stab one of yours" world view.

Pro's
Funny
Down to earth
Access to most games i like
Lot of friends
Huge tits (F cups)
Pretty face
Smart

Con's
Chubby
Severe depression
Severe anxiety
Borderline personality disorder
Sever anger issues
Got a shitty family
Low on cash
In a relationship with a guy who does'nt let me do anything
Eating disorder

>>684602766
Kek thanks for describing me bro.

Pro's
>Lost 20 Kg
>doing well in school
>Somwhat smart
<Fuck english

Cons;

>Still weigh 140 KG
>How the fuck do you get bitches in this market?
>depressed
>schooling
>nuGGF

>>684597415
>>684597315
>>684601177
>>684602346
>>684602766
>>684603187
>>684604112
>>684606067
>>684606509
>>684606587
>>684607831
>>684608310
>>684609131
>>684610523

>calling yourself intelligent

Ya'll probably fucking faggots

Pro's
>not fat
>white


Con's
>weak
>depressed
>poor
>skin disseases that its kinda shame ro show anyone

>>684607965
Nigger detected

>>684597315
shit bro ur me
can i see ur face