>>684582162
turn to bestiality

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>>684582162
The one on the right is all like "damn girl - why you eating that cake when you can be eating this pie?"

kill the fat one, rape the other till there's more cumdumpsters.

>>684582162
Left.

>>684582320
So the left one? Duly noted.

Kill one of those bitches so the other one will have to fuck you

>>684582162
Kill the walrus and force the other one to fuck until she accepts her fate and then more fucking

>>684582529
bring me that elephant ass

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>>684582162
threesome and no child support

WINRAR!!

threesom

>>684582628
Slam tite, piggy

>>684582162
Allow our version of humanity to go peacefully into that sweet night. Hopefully the next iteration of an intelligent species won't be so retarded.

>>684582412
>>684582596
My thoughts exactly

Starve the whale till its skinny then 3 some.

Eat the fat one and rape the skinny one?
????
Profit?

>>684582162
Build a taser out of scavenged materials, then I'm prepared to deal with the time between fuck sessions.

>>684582162
Say goodbye to humanity. Brave the trip through nuclear wasteland to reach Phoenix, Arizona where I will spend the remainder of my life living in the Bad Dragon factory sitting on silicon dragon cocks while fucking silicon dragon cunts.

I'd break the skinny ones neck and me and chubbs gonna go at it 24/7 fam

>>684582162
get to fucking obviously

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I was about to ask "why kill fatty when you could just eat her" when I realized they would both look cute stripped naked and trussed up on a plate with apples in their mouths.

Also funny to imagine the last two women in existence used as food. So much for feminism.

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>>684583083

>>684583167

Why/how break skinny's neck?

>>684582162
Sleep on the fat, sleep with the skinny.

>>684582162
nonstop fatty sex

The right one.

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the fat bitch can feed the other two for a year just make jerky

Feed skinny cum til she gets thicker

DUH!

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>>684583549
>>684583491
>>684583167
>>684582773
>>684582600
>>684582529
>>684582469

What's the appeal of the fatty? Is it just the udders?

>>684583056

Torture, fuck, torture, fuck?

>>684583823
fucking slam pig

>>684583823
I said sleep ON the fatty, i would knock her over and use her as a bed to fuck her friend.

>>684582162
Impossible, whales can't stand the nuclear waves, they would fuck their entire body up

>>684583823
The skinny girl is an obvious lesbian. I don't want to spend the rest of my life having sex that doesn't feel good because the girl's not into it and dry as fuck.

And the fatty would probably try harder on that front even if the other girl liked guys.

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I'd fuck the skinny whore up the ass while the fat one licks my shitty dirty asshole.

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>>684584124

All of these answers become even more amusing if you assume that they really *are* dykes and are close friends.

Imagine the horror the other would have to watch her friend endure...

Make the fatty eat my ass, while I breed the skinny bitch

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>>684584308
no, force skinny to please you! Are you a fucking CUCK??

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Would being forced into being naked and knocked up make them look better or worse?

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>>684582162
i'd fuck the thing in green. chances are she wouldn't eat the baby after she gave birth.

>>684584412
hot as fuck

>>684584552
>>684584308

How would you force her then, oh alpha god?

>>684582162
Make them my friends and watch cartoons with them. Hopefully one of them likes me and if not no biggie I can still die with company.

>>684584631

which part? skinny would look cute as a weeping breeder, with a big fat belly on that tiny dyke frame

>>684584725
With this faggotry representing the last remains of the human genepool, extinction looks like the best option.

>>684584725
I'm lonely

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>>684584719
learn to read, you are the only man left DUH

>>684582162
i would porpose to the skinny one all day but still let fatty sucky ice cream offmy dick

>>684584845
seeing skinny take dick while fattie buries face in your ass.

>>684584942
I just want a friend

>>684584552
Nah, just lazy and not terribly motivated given the options.Since theoretically I could have my pick of the girls while they're in competition for me it's not worth my time and effort if one makes me work for it more than the other.

>>684584725
That does sound pretty nice. Also since the future of mankind is at stake im sure youll end up fucking at least one of them.

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>>684584959

That means they outnumber whatever guy is left and can just walk away to live out their lives in peace, especially if they're dykes and don't give a shit about the D.

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>>684585092
TLDR

definitely keep fattie as back up if skinny starves to death.

Fuck them in the ass and pretend its a guy

>>684585153
>>684584725

Not the worst answer.

>>684582162
right can get the d
left has to work out first

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>>684585166
you don't math? A man is more than cunts!

Find a goat

Fat one is going to be dead weight. Imagine having to listen about her bitch and moan on long hikes. Would need to find somewhere decent to settle with clean water and good soil, if she can't hold out that long I would probably leave her behind. Skinny one can follow or take her chances with the deadweight. No skin off my back, humanity is not going to be rebuilt by two people. Just have to carve out a decent quality of life until it's over. No need to breed. Why bring a child into a dead world?

>>684582162
eat the fat rape the skinny then continue to rape the children

>>684584845
she would look good with a preggo belly

>>684582162
fatty looks to have the downs and would have tard babies. And since there is only 3 people there isn't enough genetic diversity to create a viable population.

obviously fuck both of them

you want as many genes in that pool as possible

suck it up for mankind, bitches

also the minimum number of people for a sustained population is around 120-180 people, so your fucked anyway

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The better question:

Which one would look hotter naked and collar as an unwilling post-apocalyptic sex slave?

>>684585505
Babies would be fucking freaks anyway because of radiation.

>>684582162
teach them to make proper tea & sandwiches

>>684585622
Slim fattie

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>>684585431

imagine those tiny teats leaking milk, too

Well, I start smoking again, for one.

Two, since I'm likely nowhere near either of them, I guess I just entertain myself until I die.

>>684585786
fuck yes

>>684582162
distract myself by trying to create a sustainable environment for myself. probably work myself so much to ensure my survival that I wouldnt worry about sex until I was pretty well off.
>Find a Geiger counter
>Find a hazmat suit
>Start rebuilding
>Create a power solution
>connect about 20 different computers
>bring /b/ back to life
>post this thread
>find out what to do then

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>>684585920
>>684585786
>>684585431

is it hotter is she (or fatty) is preggo and leaking milk as the result of a consensual relationship in the wasteland or if she's been raped into that state and kept as a pregnant pet?

>>684585786
Who is SHE?

>>684582162
Let the fat one suck my nutts while impregnating the other obv

>>684586081
samefag endlessly shitposting
>sounds just like /B/

>>684582162

ONE ON THE RIGHT'S HOT. GET YOUR EYES CHECKED, FAG.

>>684582162
if they are the last cumdumpsters, does that mean there could be otherpeople still alive??

>>684586081
>I post the thread, no one posts for days.
>one day I see something
>"you got two chicks with you, nice lie apaco-fag!"
>jesus, another sign of life
>try to findout who it was
>bumps in the night keep me awake
>I cant stop thinking to myself it was one of the girls
>One of them called me a fag
>I didn't even Inb4 my own thread
>the thoughts echo through my head
>Skinny Jane comes into my tent
>she removes her apocalyptic poncho.
>her skinny body smells like dirt and sweat
>I can smell the heat coming from between her legs

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>>684586947
fuckyea.jpg

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Ideally there would be a small handful of women left - including these two - who I would keep just like this.

The entire history of the female half of the population ends with the last few women used like animals as toys and breeding stock.