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OC me 1 year ago

Didn't do too much cringy stuff personally, was just a general loser like I assume most of /b/ is/was

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>>684575094
I wish I could be an angle

>>684577088
thats a pretty acute angle

>>684577056
This
Hard to be cringey when you don't talk or interact with a whole lot of other people

I used to pee on myself over the toiler when I was 10/11yo.

I got undressed regularly and walked to the end of my street after midnight, and then took off my undies at the schoolyard and ran around buck naked for hours

Let my gay friend fuck me in the ass when I was 15yo, and he made me suck his cock. I really didn't like any of that much and wasn't attracted to him but I let him do sex things to me anyway

>>684577490
That's not cringe anonymous

Only recently have I come to terms to my edgy life. You merely adopted cringe. I was born in it.

>tried to get a girl by telling her I would "hack" her and tell her everything I uncovered of her

>>684577645
Damn that made me hard and I'm straight. I'd like to do the same to you, it'll be like old times, pal.

>>684577822

Thought it would count as cringe due to the first half

>>684578021
Reminds me of some kid who told me on AIM that he had my "internet frequency" a long time ago. Good times!

>>684578077
I'm flattered, but I've had my fill of cock, thanks anwyay.

>>684576329
well were you legit trying to be nice or were you trying to hit on her?
I mean, it is her birthday so it's not totally random.

>>684576329
straight out of the other cringe thread

>>684577241
For you

>>684576329
this isn't the worse anon you should feel good

>>684578021
That was in jr high btw. Also around that time
>Watch hours a day jacking off
>hentai and animal porn
>Read furry comics
>Play porn games

Literally hours a day for a few years and the irony is I can't last more than a minute having sex.

> be me
> followed some Cuban chick around for a year
> obviously wants me to go away
> message not received
> begins to tolerate me
> says I'm like her brother at one point
> obviously wants me to not hang out with her
> force awkward hangouts
> go out to restaurants. I always pay
> everyone knows I like her
> if she didn't know. Then she was pretty retarded
> Some bitch tells her I'm in love with her
> prettyfuckingaccurate.jpeg
> blessing in disguise
> talks behind by back (no fucking shit)
> bro tells me
> say "fuck her"
> slowly stop talking to her
> gain self respect
> realize I was a massive pussy
> haven't talked to her in years
> the end

>>684579197
dude...

In 10th grade I had a huge crush on a chick. We talked all the time and things almost progressed into a relationship but I took to long because I was beta as fuck back then and she lost interest. It drove me crazy because I didn't know why she dropped me.
> would literally wait up for hours for her to log onto Myspace just to try and talk to her.
> had one of her friends talk to her multiple times and ask if he still liked me (hint, she didn't)
>wrote her a note explaining how I felt and asking her to date me, more than once
>kept calling her house after she didn't like me anymore and genuinely believed she suddenly was never home, so would fucking call back
>looked for any excuse to talk to, look at or walk by her.
>would have dreams about winning her back

Looking back she obviously lost interest and I just couldn't see it. She was intensely beautiful and out of my league so it made it way worse on me. I thought if I could just talk to her one more time and explain things just right, she would love me. It makes me cringe so hard thinking about how creepy and pathetic I must have seemed to her. I see her every once and I while in town and I still can't look her in the eye because I'm so embarrassed. That was 10 years ago. I don't have any feelings anymore but that shit really fucked me up back then..

>>684579197
Wow, didn't see this when I posted mine. Sorry /b/ro, shit sucks.

>>684579103
Oh and back in elementary school I would run into people during recess, fall, and then blame them because it's just a prank bruh. That kind of humor carried over way into high school.

>>684579197
Part 2: The Faggotry

> be me
> be kissless virgin still
> kind of beta, but not as much
> a girl pays attention to me for once in my miserable life
> 4/10 at best, but she seems cool and not crazy
>I was so wrong
> since the moment I started talking to her she was obviously an attention seeker
> Complains to me about a variety of things
> "I'm homeless"
> "Oh that sucks I'm so sorry"
> blah blah blah
> it's bullshit, but that comes in later
> one day she calls me cute
> wut.jpg
> I'm scared this has never happened to me before what do I do?
> before I started talking to her I came to a consensus that I'm gonna give up the relationship seeking
> it's never worked and I didn't want to re-live another Cuban incident

Cont.

>>684579917
> tell her "I've been friendzoned a lot"
> I'm self aware of the effects of this phrase. It's the ultimate turn off
> she doesn't budge and continues to call me cute
> I call her cute
> call each other cute for a while
> at this point. My sanity is gone and I'm in love
> A girl is finally paying attention to me
> Confess
> Big warning sign here
> She makes me essentially half beg to be in a relationship with her
> while convincing her I'm into her, and I'm not going to use her
> She agrees to try something
> The nightmare begins
> Over the course of the next few weeks, I'm still at college btw, we do cutesy cringey shit
> "I miss you"
> "I wish you were here"
> I'm a math guy so I made some cringey love equation.... jesus

Cont.

>>684580703
Pls stop

>>684580703
> While at college more warning signs
> her getting upset with me for no reason
> she claims mental illness, but she's fine
> doesn't talk to me for a day for no reason (we were texting hourly)
> Get home
> plan date
> awkward as shit, but she's nice in person
> constantly plays the victim in regards to her mother
> "my mom hates me"
> "my mom this my mom that"
> blah blah blah
> feel bad
> also she constantly is with her recent ex
> sending me snaps of him and her
> makes me jealous.
> tell her
> she continues to do it
> when she gets "kicked out" she goes to her ex
Cont.

>>684579884
Alpha tip: you want to get laid? Ask it, not directly, but with elegance: girl must notice it. Then she will agree or disagree phisically e.g. try a hand just over the knee

>>684581279
No. I have to get this out

>>684581361
That's creepy and fucking weird. You don't do that to any random girl. If you can't tell if a girl is into you, you don't deserve to get laid.

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>>684575094
I used to be a brony.
I spent my high school days being a brony.
I mean I didn't like tell people or wear pony shit. I just liked watching the show.
And RPing. ERPing. RP fucking basically.
Damn that was a fucked part of my life, fuck I wish I could go back and change it all... god damn, I can't believe I let those years go to waste. Now I got college I guess, but I need to lose all of this weight first and learn how to not be an autistic fuckwit, but tbh it's probably too late.

>>684581350
>> when she gets "kicked out" she goes to her ex
Hope you ditched her at that point

>>684577056
This.

I was too busy avoiding people to do cringeworthy stuff. To be fair, even when around people, I'm pretty well adjusted. I just can't maintain relationships.

Everyone is a loser in their own way.

>Summer goes by of her playing the victim
>make out with her
> things are looking up despite her constant insecurities
> go on vacation
> last day I get a text "I think it'd be better if we stayed friends"
> totally expected this
> for the next week I basically beg her to stay with me
> Hang out with her
> she tells me she loves me
> kisses me at her house
> tells me we're only friends
> what
> get pissed and tell her off
> feel bad.
> she plays the victim
> "you never hang out with me anymore"
> "you never texted me good morning every day like a good bf" I did most of the time when I wasn't working my shitty 40 hour a week job
> feel bad. Apologize
> admit that I'm the bad guy
> don't talk to get for a week
> think "hey I.should text her to hang out"
> text her
> she says "hmmm"
> really? After playing the victim for two weeks I get a hmmm???
> don't talk to her. Phone gets wet and dies
> forget I texted her to hang out

Conclusion in next post

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>be me in middle school
>talking to cute girl i like on AIM
>want her to think im really cool edgy and dark cause girls like that right?
>where playing would you rather over aim
>wanting to show her my edgy persona i ask if she would rather kill someone with a knife or a gun
>"uh...idk. gun i guess...what about you? haha..."
>"oh, you a gun is cool and all cause its quick but i'd chose a knife because its way more personal..."
>girl gets weirded the fuck out

god i was such a fag

>>684581896
Im in the same boat as you, /b/ro. I was an autistic faggot for like 3 years and it killed my social life. I'm rebuilding in college but highschool was a train wreck.

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>>684582584
fucking kill yourself

>>684579103
I did the same when i was 15.
Except for the furry shit

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>>684582723
Yeah, and I also took Vyavanse (ADD meds) which basically destroyed/messed up my personality. I don't even know who I am anymore, I'm basically rebuilding myself from the start and it's horrible.

I'm glad someone was in a similar position though, helps a little that I'm not the only one.

>naruto run to the lunchroom every day
>ask for ramen everyday even though they dont sell it
>tell everyone i meet i'm going to be the next hokage

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> I get a message from her on kik on my backup phone
> you never ask me to hang out
> I still don't remember I asked her a few days prior
> But I get super pissed because I'm tired of her bitching
> send her a few paragraphs about why I'm tired of her bs
> she says some whiny bullshit "Oh well I guess I'll stop taking to you to save you from further harassment"
> GOOD
> go to work next day to work last shift
> entire shift she doesn't show up to annoy me
> I work overtime. She shows up. FUCK ME
> she has this shit eating grin
> tell her she used me.
> we argue for 30 minutes. I finally force an apology out of her
> she drives me home
> I say goodbye
> see pic related the next day
> Get uber pissed
> go on two hour bike ride to cool off
> text her
> she acts nonchalant
> I'm done
> Delete all social media associated with her
> the end

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>>684583260
... holy shit nigger.
Just those three lines...
D...did you actually do this?

>>684583260
This is the reason I am glad I am introverted, so no one could see my cringe.

>>684579917
>>684580703
>>684581350
>>684582446
THESE ARE NOT GOOD STOP

>>684583455
I eventually messaged her a few months ago. I forgave her for what happened and she seemed genuinely apologetic, but I couldn't handle her trying to be friends again so I blocked her.

when i was 8 i let my dog lick peanut butter off my nuts.

>>684583587
I don't care I got it out. I'm good now. You can suffer

>>684583455
wow, that climax had me on the edge of my seat.

*slow clap*

>>684583484
>>684583561
>say believe it at the end of every sentence
>meditate to cleanse my chakra during break
>tried to thousand-years-of-pain my best friend

>>684583484

Did you really act as if you were stuttering over FUCKING TEXT?
are you fucking autistic or what you stupid gook

I used to grab the attention of as many people as I possibly could, tell the worst joke possible then exaggerate my laugh and snort, if people continued looking I'd threaten to go super saiyan.

I did this to the point everyone was convinced I had mental problems, I just found peoples reactions fucking hilarious and turned out entirely normal, I shoot kids for uncle sammy now AHAHAHAH *SNORT*

>>684583833
Got what out? You let a fat crazy bitch take emotional advantage of you for the longest time? And didn't do anything to stand up for yourself except for always going back into the situation somehow? I don't understand what the point was.

>>684583920
How old were you friend?

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>>684583924
y-you too...

>>684583905
Well if I'm being totally honest. I asked her to hang out again. Realized I was being a fucking beta and looked at myself. Stopped. Then deleted all social media associated with her.

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>>684583920
>>684583260

>>684584143
Every time I get it out. The cringe gets a little more bearable.

>>684584405
Dude, you need to have more respect for yourself. Don't go back into that situation.

>>684575094
I had a shitty slow rotten ass honda moped that i drove to school.
I was laughed at because i had to run start it.

>>684584212
27

Here is my story, was I beta or alpha? You /b/ the judge.

>be me, years ago
>in semi decent private school
>notverystuckupschool.com
>I am junior
>just another kid
>there is this one senior girl
>she is a fuckin 10/10
>turns heads on the playground
>we walk back to class from recess
>walking in single line
>privateschoolrules.net
>some seniors are prefects
>think hall monitors/snitch
>she is one
>standing in hallway making sure we are in line
>we approach this beacon of beauty, about to walk past her
>from behind my friend dares me
>"touch her butt" huehuehue
>typical preteen boy jokes
>I am young and ignorant
>as I walk by I firmly place my hand on her right butt
>sosoftsowarm.jpg
>se gives a little jump and tiny yelp
>she swings around and gives me a suprised look and smile
>not in a flirty way, just in a "oh what a little rascal you are, lol" kind of way
>my friend witnessed
>most of the kids behind me witnessed
>she just turns around again and shush everyone
>no harm done
>except....
>In the eyes of my fellow pre pubescent class mates
>I get mocked, made fun off and ridiculed
>I am the loser that touched her butt

>>684584285
nigger

I talked to people on teen chats when I was around 14-18 and actually think I was talking to girls my age.

>>684584812
Alpha but still cringe

>>684584599
I haven't. It's been a year, and I haven't gotten remotely close to that level of cringe. It will never happen again.

>>684582446
Please stop. This is making me physically ill.

>>684575094

>fapped when shitting on toilet

I did this when i was 12 or so. Seemed right even at that age.

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>>684581896
hey man its not too late if you realized your own cringe youre on the right path.

>Be me
> 24yo college dropout
> live at home with mom
> dad died in Iraq so she's just happy to have a man at home, doesn't bug me to get a job etc.
> meet QT3.14 hs freshmen at McDonalds
> I had a 20 piece mcnugget, she had a 20 piece mcnugget.
> sits next to me
>ofukofukofukofuk
> she says "hey we're twins"
> me: "no we're not I'm an only child
> her: no Cuz of the nuggets silly!
> she's the hottest girl I've ever seen so I try to think of something cool to say
> me: yeah I love nugs Dawgs, you can just call me the nuggetater
>nuggetater..
> I really said that
Cont?

>>684575094

>high school
>bleached my hair, had long emo bangs like a faggot
>dressed in dark colors
>thought i was the shit
>people ended up avoiding me instead cause i looked scary

>have crush on a girl
>tried getting close to her, join clubs she was in, helped out and did other gay shit
>christmas season comes along
>go to her house on christmas eve to drop off a present with my love confession stuffed inside
>shes not home, her grandma is, awkwardly tell her that the gift is for her grand daughter, granny doesn't speak much english
>following week at school, girl talks to me alone and tells me to fuck off and never attempt anything like that again, she doesn't like me.


That's about it, I didn't really do much cringy shit as a teen.

>>684584812
They were envious.

I used to like the type of quotes that said things like: "I'm not weird I'm special addition"
Special little snowflake shit like that
I used to be someone I'd beat the shit out of

>>684584812
How were you a loser for that?

>>684584539
hey guys im a young teenage boy but i have the raspy voice of a middle aged smoker! believe it!

so dumb.

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>"xD, :3"
>Never talked to girl I like in person
>Try talking to her on facebook
>She clearly likes me back but too scared to do anything
>Write in her senior yearbook that I've always liked her
>Few days later I fuck her friend.
I was only cringe around that one girl, but could talk to others so easily.

>>684585351
I used to do that too. A turning point came form me when I took a shit, had my fap, and ejaculated over this massive log I dropped, as I looked down between my legs I saw my cum resting half on the shit and half in the water. Somehow it felt to me like I was being disrespectful to my cum, it felt wrong. So from there I decided to separate the too activities.

>>684585458
Y would you do this.

>>684583924
Kek

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>>684585752
fucking moralfags

When I was a kid I used to hint for things instead of asking for them. It was so obvious is makes me want to sink into the ground until I reach the core of the earth.
>be me, 6 or 7
>go over to babysitter's house
>see cool flashlight
>"wow, I wish I had a super cool flashlight like that!"
>mope around half saddened as if the only thing that could fix my broken life is that flashlight
>"here, anon, why don't you take it?!"
>"Thanks!", immediately perk up, run off holding it

It was shit like that all the time, from random objects people had, what I wanted to eat, things at the store, presents I hoped to get. I hate myself.

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>>684585458
>High school freshman
>You are 24 years old
STOP STOP STOP ABORT RIGHT NOW

>>684585635
I do not know, maybe jealously? At the time I just did it because it was a dare, did not even realise it was pretty badass to do it for a kid

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>>684585458
oh...fucking lost

>>684575094
>be me
>barefoot
>go to exit the front door
>front door swings open before I can open it myself
>smashes by big toe
>big toe nail is literally jabbed inside of my skin
>I'm screaming and freaking out
>have to go to hospital
>they have to numb my foot and pull my toenail out with a pair of tweezers

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>>684582584
>>684582584
>it's way more personal

>>684585458
go onnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>684582446
kek

>>684584812
Alpha af

>>684585458
pls do it boi

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Fucking kill me
> be me
> middle school, 3 years ago
> chick i sort of liked
> was 4/10 but 7/10 in my eyes
> shes pretty fucking fat
> noticed that she was literally making me seem low to every other girl
> dump her
> meet this girl online after a year, literal 10/10
> we end up sexting
> a year later I figured out I was catfished
> it was the fat chick
> came to school
> punch her in the mouth
> get suspended for a month.

At least I wasn't a beta cuck.

>>684585458
> she does an awkward laugh and continues to eat nugs.
> I keep trying to spark up conversation but all attempts fail
> notice her sweater has her school mascot on it, it's not too far from my house.
She leaves...
> I feel so weak, she's the prettiest girl that ever talked to me
> as she's leaving she says it was nice meeting me to be polite
> To which I respond: Nug ya later.
> Nug ya later
> nug ya later
> I really said that
> immediately begin to hate myself
But wait!
> she genuinely laughs, tells me I'm funny, then leaves.
> this is the most time I've ever spent with a girl. At that moment I knew I'd Make her mine, no matter the cost...
> I began walking to her school every morning hoping to see her on the way there, create a casual "whoops we bumped into eachother" scenario.
> I did this for a week straight..my
Continue????

>>684585875
You may judge me harsh anon, but I cannot fight this feeling from within. My cum is special to me, I since have started to buy nice handkerchiefs to ejaculate on, but only once then throw it away, not going to let my cum be siting on some second hand jizz rag.

>>684585551
Seems like you just ended up having a crush on a massive cunt

How I typed and what I said on Facebook/Myspace. Holy shit it was bad, I started just going back deleting everything.

>>684587148
You did the right thing.

>>684587148
>middle school
>3 years ago

You're not a smart boy, are you?

>>684587154
YES !

>>684587154
lel do

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>>684587378

>>684587154
fucking continue I lost

>>684587148
>middle school
>three years ago
MODS

>>684587154
Yes pls

>>684585641
kek'd

I deliberately made effort to type poorly growing up when talking to people on MySpace and Facebook because I thought that was the cool thing.
"hey how r u? i think ur cool to."
What was I thinking...

>>684587720
I still text like that but it's because I can't help it

>>684582752
this. I was weird but who asks that sort of question

>>684583905
I didn't ask for this.

>>684585551

you didn't look scary

>>684587154
i smell a dinosaur somewhere on the floor

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>>684588341
Dont fucking jinx it

>>684582584
top fucking kek

>>684587154
> it's been just over a week, I go to leave the house, tell mom im going for my morning walk (this has been making her happy the past few days because she thinks it's a health thing I guess)
> walking down the street when I see her
> oshitoshitoshitoshitoshit
> she's far down the block but I know its her, walking to school.
> too scared to approach her, don't wanna walk fast to catch her it may scare her
> heart racing
> palms sweaty
> moms spaghetti.jpg
> fuck it, I go home and play battlefield
> mid game I realize, if I want her heart I need to re-create the moment we met it's the only way
> next day go for my morning walk around the same time I left yesterday
> holy shit, I found her again... nonchalantly snap pics of her with my cell ( these come into play later)
> later in the day, mid afternoon when school usually let's out I go to McDonald's.
> order 20 piece
> sit down in the same exact spot
> wait for 2 hours, checking my phone every now and then, get bored and slightly sad
> go to McDonalds restroom and violently masturbate trying as hard as I can not to cry.
> go home
> go to sleep.
> I decide to make McDonalds a daily game plan, it works better for me because then I can dedicate more time to my battle field squadron in the mornings
> everyday mid afternoon, I get $20 from my mom, go to McDonalds, get my nugs, sit in the same spot for 2-3 hours, then do horrid things to myself in the bathroom...
Cont? 1 more left for the finale

>>684588734
you better fucking continue anon

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>>684588734
Jesus anon wtf

>>684588734
PLZ

Not my cringe, but still bad.

Working at shitty computer shop, guy brings in his pc, complains it is slow. I tell him to come back the next day, I take his pc to the back where i have a little work area. Do the fist thing I do with all pc I get, browse for nude pics and and porn.

I find photos of the guy and his wife, he is a fat greasy ape, she is a proper 8/10 milf, he must be loaded. Find the private pgotos and vids, one vid he is using a dildo on her. She is trying to enjoy it, but every 50 seconds or so he asks "are you enjoying it?" No seriously, he constantly asks her, are you enjoying it, are you enjoying it, are you enjoying it. So much cringe I could not even fap without muting it

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>>684588734
continue

>>684588734
MORE ! FAGGOT !

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>>684588734
I can't wait

>>684588734
THE NUGGENATOR SHALL LIVE ON FOR ETERNITY

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m an 18 year old virgin (which is probably not a bad thing). I've had 3 girlfriends total in my life. They all failed because they cheated. I pretty much hate women and can't stand to be around them. I tell friends/people that its because of the cheating but ik its actually because I don't think a girl will ever truely like me. I pretty much cringe at my own behavior but I find it hard to change
Pic is my dog biscuit

>>684588734
GO GO GO

>>684588734
>Same routine next day
>Go to mcdonalds
>See her through the window
>Open the dorr
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

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>>684589126
I swear to god don't pull that shit

>>684578021
>being this retarded

>>684589247
Praying it's fake.

>>684587154
Continue faggot

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>>684589316
I'm praying but we can only hope

>>684589057
Give biscuit a belly rub and scratch behind the ear

>>684589126
that's obviously a fake, he wouldn't write all that shit just to end it with that lame ass shit

>>684589380
He did >>684589126

>>684589380

>>>>>684588734

>>684588959
The fact that you jerk off to these people makes me cringe.

Not jerking off to amateurs or anything, but that you meet these people personally then snoop around to find their pics and videos and then beat it while you're supposed to be fixing shit. Something about it just irks me. I imagine like a cement room with a bare light bulb hanging from the ceiling and you just cranking away to personal shit people are too dumb to delete before they bring it in, then act like they are cringe worthy.

>>684575094
Became a huge brony(faggot) unironically, like the clopping and fanfiction kind. Started a youtube channel around reading pony fanfictions and clopfics, shipped them and even drew art on deviantart. Honestly lost my virginity, married, fell out of love with the show, became disgusted by the porn and fans, and live so much better without it.

Moral if the story, mlp was overrated and bronies just need some pussy.

>be me
>Still used /b/

>>684577501
that's alpha as hell, you sound like a cool dude

>>684576329
Not even that cringy. The emoticons are the worst part of the messages

>>684575094
>Cringe things u used to do when teen
>14yo
Me:
>Mom used to drink herself into a coma.
>Hormonal me used to bang her every time she got coma-drunk.
>Stopped when she decided to go to rehab and got sober because "Someone" got her pregant during one of her blackouts. She doesn't know I was the only one banging her when she was THAT hammered... doesn't know I even had those urges.

>>684589589
You are right, it was very creepy of me. But I was young and fresh out of high school, I would fap to anything.

>>684589731
Your blast her a2m or only use the hamwallet?

>>684589731

You should consider death as a serious option right now.

>>684587148
Alpha as fuck bro id shake ya hand

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>>684589869

>>684589816
Don't feel too bad, everyone does disgusting shit to get off in high school.

>>684589731
Fake amd gay

>>684582446
This part i can relate to
>kiss
>friends
My version what i did
>kiss
>let's be friends
>friend sex ?
>ok
>fuck her and out
Everything went better than expected

>>684589977
I am over it, just wished I knew how easy it was to actually get some action at that age. Would have done it allot more than beating off to other peoples private photos.

>>684588734
> So this continues for about 2 and 1/2 weeks give or take, and I learn something about myself
> I love masturbating in that bathroom, it feels so dangerous, yet at the same time I feel alive, the adrenaline, and the chance of getting caught.
> at this point it's the only thing that makes me feel good in the day.
> between being depressed over the thought that I may never see nug girl again, and the fact that I've been eating 20 nuggets and a large fry every single day for about 3 weeks, I'm not feeling too good in general.
> nobody ever told me the nuggetater life would be this hard, but I have to continue, I need to do what I came here to do.
> I begin finding new ways to touch myself in that bathroom
> I have to, it was getting boring
> I used ketchup as lube once never again
> same with the sweet and sour
> it honestly began becoming less ab9ut her and more about Cumming.
> I've used every sauce at least once I don't know why, I'd always feel disgusted with myself after I finished.
> but I suppose I really did become the nuggetater...
> I'm bored one night, and I'm looking through /b/ see a thread that catches my eye... I want to try it. But in my own special way...
(Side note, I am a loud masturbater, and have nearly been caught multiple times)
> I got to McDonalds
TODAY'S THE DAY
> THE ONE I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR
> I do my regular routine, order my nugs, sit down, eat, wait 2-3 hours.
> girl doesn't show again
> grab a coffee straw off that little counter with the drink machines on them
> begin to slowly jam it up my pee hole
>HOLYFUKHOLYFUKHOLYFUK
> Hurts like hell
> can't bear the pain.jpg
> trying really hard not to scream and cry silently
I CAN'T TURN BACK NOW
> pull out my phone, slide to creep shots of my lady
> begin bating like I never have before
> it hurts, I want to stop, but I can't I don't know why!
I can hear the manager or whatever banging on the door "are you OK sir"
> I'M FINE GO AWA-
cont???

>>684585902
All kids do that you moron

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>11yo
>finally get stones to talk to girl I've been eye-fucking for like a week in the cafeteria and hallways
>go up to her
>pour my heart out
>she looks at me like a dear in headlights
>"que?"
>she didn't speak english
>mfw

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>>684590273
> I've used every sauce at least once I don't know why, I'd always feel disgusted with myself after I finished.

>>684590273
>Manager screams "SIR YOU SOUND HURT IM COMING IN"
>prepare my self for embarassment
>Manager opens the door
>gets on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

>>684590273
>cont???
Fuck yeah!

>>684590273
Hurry the fuck up, this is gold

>>684590493
gtfo

>>684590390
>eye-fucking
kek

>>684575094
>milked myself
You lactated as a teen?

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>>684582584
You are legend now anon

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>>684590273
>I am a loud masturbater, and have nearly been caught multiple times

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>>684590273

>>684590273
NugsAnon pls continue

>>684590493
Nuggetater here, and I swear on my sweet sweet nugs this story will not end with a dinosaur

>>684590649
saving it

>>684583260
This IS FUCKING epic

>>684590273
Go on lad

>>684590273
Gonna go to McDonald's today and buy 20 nuggets in honour of nuggetnator

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>>684590722
how dare you ruin the suspense

>>684590493
Good try, but it was convincing about halfway of the story.
Ya blew it
the climax was the shittiest mane.

>>684590273
Someone screencap this shit

>>684588734
CONTINUE GODDAMN IT. WHERE ARE YOU

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>>684590861
Don't talk shit to nugg man

>>684590273
We all shall feast on 20 McDonalds nuggets today in honour of the nuggetator

>>684590649
Yay im part of legend

>>684590949
done, i hope nugnigger will finish the story

Nugenator sounds like you could be in scat porn

>>684590949
Done anon waiting on the finale

>>684590949

Got it all. Making imgur album once it's all up. Shitty mobile caps though :/

>>684581350

This girl sounds like my ex Laura, literally an uncanny description of her and of how I was when I was with her.

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>>684578926
>For you

>>684589731
you suck, lol. yeah, suicide is definitely an option you should reconsider.

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>>684590649

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>>684590273
get on with it!

>>684590273
> As I scream go away, I have no idea how or why... my hand slipped as it was going up my shafts
> somehow slapped the straw into my Dick just hard enough to make me want to kms
> start screaming, this is the worst pain I've ever felt
> am literally in the fetal position crying my eyes out
> I can hear people gathering outside the door as the manager keeps banging yelling at me to open up
> I guess he grabbed the keys or something Cuz next thing I know the door opens, crowd of people all around
> see me crying. With snot running down my face
> manager dude turns green, says to call an ambulance
>Suddenly I hear a screachy "OMG WTF"
>... I know that voice...
> it can't be
> not this time of all times...
> nug girl
> briefly pray to God that I can play this off as some freak accident
> try to think of something to say
> I can hear the ambulance
> "nug ya later"
> she runs off looking sick
>I look down beside me
> ohnoohnoohnoohnoohnoohno
> my phone was right there with pic of what was obviously her right there front and center
> now I look like some stalker or some shit
> try to run out the McDonalds with my Dick still hanging out, crying
> paramedic dudes grab me, say everything will be fine
> takes me to hospital
> guess McDonalds calls the cops
> they visit me in the hospital asking WTF happened.
> never asked about nugget girl
> told them I was touching myself
> mfw gets a ticket for indecent exposure and pretty much let off fairly easy law wise
> cried nearly every day for a week
> never went to McDonalds again
> I try not to go outside anymore.
> and so ends the tale of the nuggetater...
Fin

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>nearing 20 and still playing roblox

>>684576329
Not cringe, she seemed fine with it.

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>>684591691
wow anon

>>684591691
Greatest greentext ever, may the nuggetater live on.

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>>684591691
That sucks man

>>684591691
You're a fucking legend anon praise the nuggetater

>>684591691
The story we didn't know we needed
But fucken hell You are a collosial retard, thank you

my first fap was in a chapters washroom with a picture book version of the kamasutra, i ripped out the pages when i was done and brought them home

Nugnigger 4 life

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>>684591691
> I try not to go outside anymore.
And thats why you're here still

I feel let down by nuganon

RC

>praise nugeater
praise nugeater
buying nuggets today just for you bb

>>684591691
Saved all of this. You are a legend now nuggetater

I used to play minecraft :0

>>684591691

Welcome to meme hood.

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4jkbdn/the_saga_of_the_nuggetater/

>>684591990
post it please

>>684592055
Posted

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/4jkbdn/the_saga_of_the_nuggetater/

>>684575094
male puberty in a nutshell

>>684591691
All hail the nuggetator

Wore all black, boots and a trenchcoat. It was all because I read about fucking columbine...

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If your name is called, you go to bed.

Good night, Richard.

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>>684591691
Oh wow, you fucked up anon. But damn great story!

>>684591691

Thanks for the laughs anon, nug ya later

>>684592226
Ha you faggots will never guess my name that starts with a M and ends with a R

>go to work
>work over time
>plenty of strain on relationship
>gf thinks i'm cheating
>saving for engagement ring
>get round to buying one
>go to her house to propose
>all is quiet
>head to her room and open the door
>shes fucking my sister
>says its over between us
>says sister gives her what she wants
>try to hold back tears and erection
>never speak to gf again
>sister taunts me from time to time
>sends pictures of her fucking ex gf to me
>come up with plan
>chat up ex gfs sister
>plan goes to shit
>get done for sexual harassment

feels thread?

>>684575094
First time I jacked off I was filled with so much guilt I called my mum so she could tell me its ok

>>684591691
Bravo.

>>684591691
My skin got ripped off. omfg

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>>684591691
Your legacy will live on nuggetater

>>684575094
prank crappy restaurants.
> be me
> 14
> witnessed something hilarious at the Macadonal's
> friend walked up to the box containing all of the straws
> took every straw
> must have been 70
> threw them into street

>>684592100
Why did you do this?

>>684592503
what the fuck is this

>>684578077
>straight
>wants to fuck anon in the assignment

You're still on some cringy shit friend.

>>684592518
Because a legend never dies.

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>>684591691
THIS WASNT THE LOVE STORY I WAS EXPECTING

here guys a better screen cap with reactions http://imgur.com/a/dSouB

In Jr. High I paid a guy to ask a girl out for me. She said no obviously.

In high school I was determined to date this one girl and even said "I love her with my whole heart" when she barely even knew me.

College, but still cringe
>Wake up having to piss like a race horse.
>Faggot roommate is in the shower
>End up pissing in two plastic cups
>Begin to walk to the living room sink
>Roommate comes out as soon as I'm walking by the bathroom
>Clearly sees the cups
>I turn around and head back into my room with the cups
>Wait for like half an hour so I know he'll be gone
>Finally empty the fuckers
>Have to room with him for at least half of another semester

I can try to think of more if anyone's interested.

>>684592483
cont.
> decided to follow suit
> every time I visited this restaurant, I took all of the straws
> there was one dispenser and two containers
> filled all of my pockets with straws one by one
> then walked up to the containers and grabbed the straws with both hands
> sprinted across street holding hundreds of straws.
> did spitballs for about 3 hours

>>684591691

> As I scream go away, I have no idea how or why... my hand slipped as it was going up my shafts
> somehow slapped the straw into my Dick just hard enough to make me want to kms

why anon why

>>684587148
Mods pls

>>684592713
cool I'm in it

>>684575094
>oiled myself with cooking oil

I know that feel

>>684591728
Same anon, except I'm just a bit younger

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>>684591691
> try to run out the McDonalds with my Dick still hanging out, crying
> paramedic dudes grab me, say everything will be fine

>>684592584
It's me as a teen looking really cute xD

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>>684590949
>>684592051
>>684592055
>>684592100
>>684592428

You fucking faggots aren't even pretending you belong here any more, what the actual fuck? Why are you so obsessed with internet pleb fame? Every fucking thread now is filled with screencap fuckers, regardless of the thread quality. Do you have to be this fucking obv about your circlejerking?

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>>684592428
also in tommorow

>>684575094
Used to steal my moms and sisters underwear out of the washing machine. Then I'd sniff the crotches and jerk off into them.

>>684591691
Amusing and fake

>Used to smoke pot with this super cute little chick
>she would bring her own weed over so it was just free dro getting smoked
>her only flaw was having a really bad lazy eye
>whole neighborhood calls her cross eyed girl/bitch behind her back
>about to fucking score
>puss looks tighter than a mouses earhole
>phonecall
>High as fuck
>Shes sucking
>"Yo whats up bro what you doin"
>"Just hanging out with ole girl"
>"Cross eyed bitch?"
>"Yeah cross eyed bitch"

She left immediately afterwards, didn't smoke me up ever again

I felt like such a douche

>>684591691
Yeah I'm getting a 20 piece and large fry tomorrow in honor of you. Ya piece of shit haha

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>>684593559
and that's cringe because....?

>>684592333
Nice trips son

>>684577493
That's actually a good point. A sad one, but there's some truth to it.

>>684593559
where's the cringe?

>>684591691
Nug ya latter space cowboy

>>684593712
You dun goofed son

>>684575094
i still fap while shitting nigger

>>684577088
kek

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>>684591691
uv tugged in a few bathrooms I shouldn't have or wish I hadn't, and I tugged with caramel once in my room(nice at first but then very mistake, finished, wasn't worth it). and fired a few things out of my peephole for fun. but that often with that many odd things and a straw that hurt immediately... I have to assume ur nuts... and the liklyhood she was there.. its a truly amazing story uv come up with. but I gota call bullshit.. did I win anything? also its not ur fault. us on the low end of the aut specrum are one of the last groups dealing with discrimination in the us. im sorry for the life they gave u that lead to this event, if it indeed happened. love ya bro.

>>684584812
I have the a similar story. There was a school trip every year for years nine and ten to the Czech republic which began first day of summer holidays. It was to a "youth camp" essentially a group of huts part owned by one of our teachers and three other schools go.
I went to an all boys grammar school in England, and of the two other schools, one was a German girls school, one a Czech mixed.
>First group to arrive around thirty of us, I was of the younger half.
> next group to arrive are the Germans
>all of them far more beautiful than any britgirls and all in the year above me
>as they get off the coach discuss who was the hottest etc. Everyone bragging about who they're gonna get off with etc
Cut to four days later
>I end up hanging out with a group of the German girls, and not in an orbiter way, but actually semi alpha despite being beta at the time
>friends ridicule me for hanging out with girls
>none of them even talked to the German girls
> end up with three girls actually liking me which was a first.
>kiss the hottest one on last day.
On coach trip back everyone takes the piss for it. Bastards.

>>684590830
>>684591101
>>684591988
>>684593784
Nuggetater here
I vowed to never go to McDonald's again, but just for you Bros I'll go tomorrow and order a 20 piece and large fry 1 last time.
Nug ya later

A couple years ago I was in a new relationship. I got stupid drunk and pissed in.her bed while sleeping. She handled it pretty well but it was embarrassing.

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>>684575094
Hell I do those things now and I'm 19.


Autistic things I did when I was 14 was probably just make cringeworthy posts on the internet. Much like I am doing now.

>>684575094
/fgt/ board portion

Make 4chan /b/ again!

Make the faggots go away

https://www.change.org/p/moot-make-4chan-create-fgt-board

>be 12yo me
>crush on 8/10 (by my measure back then, of course) cutie
>she's in my class
>talk to her sometimes, because oh well I'm not that weird right?
>man up one day and put her aside, tell her that I liked her and wanted to spend time with her
>laughs it off
>seriously.png
>tells me she has no interest in me and my hair is weird (pony tail)
>tell her she's superficial
>"so? What're you going to do about it?"
>verbal fight
>in the end I tell her she can go fuck herself, I've got everything I need with me anyways
>"What do you mean by that?"
>Whip out thumb drive I carry around my neck on a leather band
>Porn and Counter-Strike, so fuck you
>walk off
>she tells everyone about it
>people in the hall way tell me to show them the thumb drive
>do it
>get laughed at
>become infamous as usbguy

Counter-Strike was a great game back then, though. Also being open about your sexuality and pornography consumption is now a regular thing. Gaming isn't frowned upon anymore either. Maybe I was just ahead of my time, but the thumb drive on a leather band somehow proves me wrong.

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Oc
I was this faggot like 5 years ago

>>684594413
Damn dude you pissed the bed that old..? Fuck

>>684594634
Explain anon, did you want to become a serial killa?

>>684584812

They were definitely jealous.

>>684576329
not really cringy in my standards