>>684569320
kms

>>684569320
commit suicide.

I'll never get herpes because I'll be a virgin forever though.

>>684569320
What COULD I do? It's incurable.

>>684569320
I don't get laid so this scenario can't be applied to my life.

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>>684569401
>>684569433
Good answer. I would do the same thing. Such a thing would be so goddamn shameful that I wouldn't bare to live with myself.

That shit can be passed over to your children too if your wife is infected with herpes too and imagine how shitty your kids' life would be having herpes from birth.

>>684569320
About 1 in 3 people have herpes dumb shit

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Be a degenerate asshole who would contaminate as many people as i could before going on a glorious school shooting spree

>>684569775
bullshit. I don't have it and nobody I know has herpes except for my aunt who is a slut who slept around with a ton of dudes.

If?

>>684569320
Ever had chicken pox? Congrats u now have herpes.

Shingles? Ditto.

An hero. Having crippling permanent diseases is like my worst nightmare

>>684569401
>>684569433
Only right answer. This is the main reason i dontfuck whores and why im terrified of even the slightest fever.

>stay at home
>browse /b/

>>684569320
95% of people have herpes
>OP_has_herpes

You have herpes if you are sexually active. Period.

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>>684570012
They're related diseases dumbass, not the same thing.

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>>684569884
>I don't have it and nobody I know has herpes
We know wizard, we know.

>>684569320
ITT: virgins

>>684570012
>>684570423
>>684570367
Yeah, you guys totally got me. I got blisters and sores all over my lips and on my penis. Totally have herpes, RIGHHHHHHHHHHHHT.

Actually, I don't. Never had anything like that. That shit is disgusting.

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continue life as one of the vast majority of people who has atleast one of the herpes virus subtypes, and a potential carrier of HSV2 who has never noticed it because the symptoms can be so subtle.

Grow up.

>>684569320
>mfw girlfriend of 3 years cheated on me and got herpes
>mfw she gave me herpes then left and took the doggo
I hope my doggo is ok wherever he is...

>>684569806
holy shit this is exactly what I was going to say

autists think alike

>>684570759
All three of those niggers you replied to are full of shit, but just case you were unaware, most people who carry it have no symptoms.

>>684570759
You don't have to show symtoms to have herpes.

>>684570992
>doggo has herpes

Not as bad as you think it is, if we're talking cold sores. Not too sure on the public region.

>>684569320
I would continue to have herpes for the rest of my life? What kind of fucking question is this?

>>684570759
>Not understanding modern medicine or STIs
Fuck outta here.

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>>684571192

Wonder if I got it from my girlfriend or a guy I met online to trade blowjobs with.

take some valacyclovir and be fine

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butthurt people with herpes trying claim that CLEAN people have herpes too.

Sorry that I don't have to walk around with that shame written all over my lips. I used to get zits from time to time too, are you going to say that I suffered from full-blown acne during my teen years?

>>684570820
/thread.

God why dont people know this?

>>684570820

As a herpes guy myself, yeah, this. It was scary telling my partner the first time, but we just used protection. Acyclovir helps with keeping breakouts brief.. but man those little buggers can sting sometimes

>>684571791

so...you're girlfriend has herpes too ?

I got it from a chick off CL. My step mom has it, but she calls them "fever blisters" and when I told her they were herpes she said I was full of shit.

so many people have HSV1 they don't even test for it when you get a STD test ( they only test for HSV2 ). Most people who have it get it as children. Some people don't have breakouts ( I got it, but only had breakouts for 2 years... haven't had one in 4 years ).

By age 50, something like 80% of people will have HSV1.

I'm still pissed at the slut that I got it from ( she lied about it, said she had hurt her lip or something )... but of course I broke out 2 weeks later like clockwork.

But it isn't that bad. The worst part is telling chicks about it to be honest. I can understand why most people don't.

>>684571192
I hope not. But kek

>>684569884
I bet you one million dollars that you have at least one time of herpe in your system.

>>684569320
kissless virgin here, checkmate

>>684572571
>time of herpe

>>684572721
most people get it from their parents and never know. your doctor would never test you for it, even if you had an STD lab test work up.

I meet chicks all the time, who say they don't have HSV1, but get "cold sores" or "fever blisters"

>>684570425
Then maybe that faggot OP should stop sucking dicks and be more specific.

Oh wait so should you.

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>>684569884
>people who have herpes announce it to everyone

>>684572571
If it makes you feel better about yourself, I have had chapped lips before that really hurt from being out in the cold windy weather and licking my lips until they were sore. I know how you feel with your herpes lips!

fun fact:

Everyone is at risk for oral herpes from HSV-1. In fact, studies suggest that by adolescence, 62% of Americans are infected with HSV-1. By the time people are in their 60s, up to 85% have been infected.

http://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/condition/herpes-simplex-virus

>>684572913
Related as in genetically similar. Chickenpox =/= herpes. Mono is in the same family as well.

>>684573055
I've had the odd cold sore or fever blister from time to time. Including before I even had any sexual contact. I'm sure I'm part of that statistic.

Me and my wife have it she's had one breakout in 7 years and I've never had one, don't know who gave it to who but it doesn't matter

>>684572967
I think I would notice if my friends had big gross sores around their lips.

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I used to be horrified of herpes, so much that I spend well over $150 on IGG tests for HSV1 and HSV2 after spending 7 months worrying for nothing... however people hardly give a damn or just think they're "fever blisters" or basically something so innocuous they couldn't care less, I still don't want to get it though, just use common sense but if you do get it just pray you get it from the girl you know you're gonna marry, otherwise it'll suck more.

>>684573260
if you've ever had a cold sore... ever, you have HSV-1. It is the only cause of "cold sores"

I can't even remember ever having a cold sore but I carry the virus dormant, checked last time i went to the clinic

>>684573115
Oh look another unspecific asshole.

Chicken pox = herpes zoster.

What our friendly neighbourhood faggot is sucking cocks about is herpes simplex.

You're right, not the same but still a form of herpes you generic bastard.

There are also many other diseases with the name "herpes" in it.

I do have herpes.

It's shit but it does calm down after a few years.

Avoid things that trigger coldsores.
1. Stop shaving - grow a beard
2. Use lip balm so your lips don't crack

In preventing a coldsore
1. See your doc and get a running prescription for Aciclovir
2. Use compeed coldsore patches as soon as you think you are getting one. If you catch a coldsore early enough you can stop it erupting

With all these I have gone from having coldsores all the time (1-3 a month) to not having a visible coldsore since June 2013

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>>684569320
take your mom to a nice steak dinner

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>>684573732

That's a lot of work for a simple shitty virus, I feel sorry for you bro. I really wish herpes didn't carry such a stigma.

>>684573556
Yeah I mean it's so common I'm not even bothered by it. I would rather avoid the genital variety but that's pretty common too.

>>684573732
I use valtrex and try to avoid Chrons flare ups.

A Chrons inflammation will put you in a constant state of herpes flare up.

>>684569775
Well I don't. And if I did I would pretend I didn't until it went away.

>>684573732
>a running prescription for Aciclovir

That's so fucking pitiful. The only things I really "need" in life are toothbrushes, toothpaste, and food. Everything else is just a luxury. Needing prescription medicine is disgusting. I mean, it'll be entirely different when I'm 90 years old and need medication to stay in order, but until then I like that my body is so low maintenance. Yes, I almost never shower with soap. I only use soap when my body is actually dirty as in real dirt and oil.

>>684574006
>pretend

OK. I'd like to see you pretend that you don't wanna scratch your dick off during an outbreak.

>>684574228

Okay

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Wait,there's still people who don't get cold sores? Hmm... yous trollin

We have shit that totally destroys the virus stopping outbreaks, my brother is a biologist and studies virology he says they'll have a cure soon. But the side effect is you get a huge outbreak because "the whole virus must leave the nerve it's hidden in."

Pretty soon herpes will be like smallpox. Extremely abundant, because antivaxers are retarded and won't vax their offspring.

>>684574243
Boi, I would pretend my dick was grade A even if the thing was hanging off by a pus covered skin sack boil. I REFUSE to acknowledge I have an incurable disease.

>>684573917

Thanks it is bullshit. But when you work in the public eye you need to avoid all this shit and like you say there is a stigma even your buddies give you a hard time

>>684574006
>until it goes away

>>684574776
The flare up eventually subsides right? Is it always swollen and then after a while my dick falls off?

>>684570012
Cold sores? Son, I've got some bad news.

>>684569320
Genital herpes reporting for duty.

I got fucked over on this one, slept with the hoe of the town. You know who I'm talking about, itallian/mexican, likes to do up her hair, wears yoga pants and doesn't take any shit. Typical hoe shit.

Anyways we had some kinky shit go on and I believed her when she said she was clean after kicking it for a week to test the grounds. Dumb me, I've got herps on both arms, my right fingers all through my palms, my back, my fuckin forehead (there was some splashing) my genitals, and even between my fuckin toes cause the dirty fuckin hoe thought it'd be funny to fuck my feet in my sleep.

It's not that bad, I've gotten this horrible need to be touched but want to keep people away with a pole. The itching gets weird, and explaining to friends why you've got diaper rash cream is weirder, then the explaining why you haven't had a gf in 2 years is the worst. The only real release I've got nowadays is I don't have to worry about fucking random hoes anymore so that's a plus

>>684575294
You should be a speaker at middle schools.

>>684575294
Wtf

>>684574474
This one is true but not finished yet.

>>684574474
Thats good to know. Ill get one on my lips every few months. Pretty embarrassing.

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>>684575294
>there was some splashing

>>684575294
>we're all talking about cold sores
>this dude comes into the thread

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my wife's mother looked like a playboy bunny in her youth. beautiful really. lots of suitors back then from what I hear, but lonely as fuck now.

guess what... she has herpes.

yeap. only sluts get the herps. and we should euthanize them all to get rid of it once and for all.

>pic kinda related.

You fags are retarded. My wife has cold sores. One version of herpes. It appears once every two-3 years and can leave as fast as a couple days. Our kid; does not have herpes. I don't either. Educate yourselves. You degenerate fucks

>>684569320
kys

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1. slam several L-lysine supplement tablets and chew one/ leave under tongue and rub chewed lysine tab at site of tingle (lysine reduce herpes gene expression I believe and fundamental aminoacid for antibodies n shit

2. Soak paper towel in hydrogen peroxide and hold it to soak the lip tissue where you felt first tingle. Re-wet several times note you will get some wrinkling etc and only do it for an hour a few times a day.

3. be a fag and buy expensive on patent abreeva or another product that makes cellular membranes more rigid blahblah.

I stopped getting outbreaks period with lysine and H202 when applied within hour of first tingle feelings. Never scratch or itch or lick a tingling site (something to do with inflammatory cascade blah blah immune cells blah blah dont be a faggot and give yourself brain herps by scratching itchy zone and touch your eye and transfer virus from trigeminal ganglion into fucking sensory nerves or special sense nerves that hang around eyeball (hint brain swell herpderp you die) Dont pick your nose and if you get tingles in the nose you need to be careful (you might think a hair or zit but really a herp outbreak and you try to pick at it and give yourself brain herpz cus ur contacts got fucked who knows). hope it helps from MD PhD anon who fucking hates his herpes

Id call your mom and bitch her out...

>>684575860
She was a squirter, we fucked for a day straight on top of a bed covered in shower curtains. Puddles of sweat, cum, squirt and probably piss built up and during clean up it just felt natural to flick it at each other.

If you're with a nasty hoe you see how far you can go.

>>684569433
you don't have to have sex to get herpes.

I used to get cold sores so i have herp

The last one i got was over 6 years ago. I might need my fedora for this but, i've mastered the skill of mind-over-matter, at least when it comes to cold sores. When i start getting that stingy feeling that one is about to come in, i legit just will it away. I've have a full blown cold sore once during the last 6 years and it disappeared before the next day was over. I'm part of the protozoa. I sore over colds

>>684576879
thats some nasty shit anon. i like it.

>>684569320
i have hsv-1, haven't had an outbreak in 4 years though.

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>>684576124

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I have but the virus is never active because my immune system is strong enough to suppress it. When i was in collage i had an out break every month. No i work and have money and time to eat healthy and exercise. I havent had an outbreak in 5 years. I barely eat fastfood or processed food. Mainly vegetables, chickenmeat and rice or potatoes. All boiled not baked or fried.

I do have herpes.

>>684576302
>Educate yourselves
have you ever tested your blood for it recently.
just curious.

>>684577440
Yeah I haven't noticed an outbreak in like two years.

Though I have HSV-1 on my junk instead of my face.

>>684575294
>herpes [...] all through my palms

Holy shit: Hand Herpes.

This shit is real.

>>684577164
i legit just will it away

Can somewhat vouch for it. You need to will/pray it/announce it away for some time before you get tested.

>>684569320
Probably stop paying your mom

>>684569320
Give your mother and sisters oral.

>>684574474
>smallpox
>abundant
smallpox has been entirely eliminated on this planet it's only left in test tubes at the CDC

An hero.

>>684576302

your wife sucked too many cocks and thats why she has that shit.

"cold sores"... kek. PC way of saying too much cock in the mouth herpes.

>>684569320
I'd lick your mum's vagoo

>>684578308
i wasn't trolling until the last 2 sentences, the willpower is strong

i think i've done it to an incoming vehicular accident too, but we'll just call that one luck

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>>684575294
>I've got herps on both arms, my right fingers all through my palms, my back, my fuckin forehead (there was some splashing) my genitals, and even between my fuckin toes cause the dirty fuckin hoe thought it'd be funny to fuck my feet in my sleep.

>>684572396
>80% of people who make bad decisions have herpes by 50
whoah