>>684557091
Im voting for le trumpo xddd

I have a job

>>684557091
I know my dad.

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>>684557091
I don't have to prove anything to you, faggot.

>>684557091
I have a healthy relationship with my parents.

>>684557091
That was a bad high-five. Let's try it again!

>>684557091
I go to college without financial aid

I don't know what seasoning is

I like friend chicken and watermelon

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>>684557091

>>684557091
I'm 3rd generation American and my family came from Norway on a fucking longship.

Im poor but not poor enough to be on welfare or have free lunches

I'm not a nigger

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> Knew my dad.
> Have a $60k job.
> Trump voter and donor.
> ~6.5" dick.
> College degree.
> 23yo and no felonies.
> Law enforcement career.
> Own a belt/pants at normal position.
> Hate rap.

etc. etc.

I watch Fraiser

Without any milk.

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>>684557091
My favorite band is King Crimson.

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I do this on the weekends.

>>684557091
"N-word"

>>684558187
Then you're not white, lol. If you were white, you'd have killed them by now

Hitler did nothing wrong

I think Macklemore is a pretty good rapper.

I like traps and incest

I can't dance for shit

I sold drugs on a cruise ship in Jamaica, Haiti, etc. I brought said drugs on the plane with me in my pocket and didn't get searched. I was arrested and left with no convictions.

>>684557091
I can't jump

Cant jump and my grandfather might be my dad and uncle

>>684557091
I fucked my cousin

Im not

>>684559464
Favorite *stand

>>684557091
I have a shower that I use more often than once a month.

>>684557091
I was pulled over by a cop once and got off with just a warning

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>>684561896
That too.

>>684561600
nigger

>>684557091
i emphasize the "r" in nigger

>>684557091
I don't drink cough syrup.

My hobbies consist of vidya, Jeeps, mudding, competitive shooting, hiking, and camping.

My neck is clearly red, not brown.

>>684557091
I like thin girls with narrow asses and I have no problem admitting my dick is just average sized. Also I'm married and have a job, no felonies, and don't do drugs or have any std's.

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I go to Starbucks daily.

>>684557091
bell peppers are too spicy

>>684562878
That just makes you a faggot, doesn't prove ethnicity...

My ethnicity makes up the majority of my suburban neighbourhood, in which crime is virtually nonexistent.

>>684557091
I've got a medium sized dick.

i live in a rural village

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>>684563028
Damnit, you caught me. Here, have a picture of when i cut myself 2 hours ago

>>684558567
>>684558659
>>684560830
>>684561548
>>684563368
Niggers

>>684559192
Hands like you never did a day of hard work in your life and that's the hand you jerk off with

>>684563452
Thought I smelled somethin...

>>684559073
So you're a real piece of shit eh

i can drink as much milk as i like

I listen to Death Grips and spell words correctly.

>>684563770
I also lied. I dont go and buy social cancer.

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I shot up my school

I bathe in bleach

>>684563671
>>684563368
At least i'm honest ^^

Capcha want sandwiches. Shows burgers.

>>684557091
I listen to Tech N9ne.

>>684559073
ah OK so ur a boring monotonous pos. good luck with that divorce after 3 years of marriage

I don't like N.W.A.

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this is my bong.

I've never stolen anything, or used/sold any drugs.

>>684559073
Your girlfriend cheats on you with somebody more interesting. She bare minimum thinks of somebody else when you try to fuck her.

>I know how to read
>Mom and dad present my whole life

>Trump is who I'm voting for
>Hulk Hogan was my idol
>Every friend i have is white

>Never have I abandoned my child
>I dont offend people with my presence
>Gay people arent intimidated by me
>Gary is my cats name
>Evreyone shakes my hand instead of high fives
>Superior IQ level
>That feel when you read evrey first letter and realize i lied bouts urrthang

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I own computer stuff

>>684557091
>>684557091
I have a black man to fuck my wife for me. This is okay because I only use her to prove my social status,

>>684565953
>thinks he wasn't obvious.

I use a school as a shooting range

>>684557091
Started saving for retirement at 22

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>>684565953
you sneaky bastard

I get dementia by the tim im 60

>>684557091
Don't own a gun

I bought my bike.

I have shitty cars that barely run on my front lawn

>>684566437
Southerners are still white.

>>684559192
Why are your fingers so tiny!?

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>>684565953

>>684566723
He's 12 maybe

Im emotional

My mom sent me to rehab when I was sixteen for smoking weed

No kids

completed HS

went to college

I work in IT

I'm self employed

I drive a subaru

I pay my taxes

etc...etc...

i can read

>>684566703
Southerners are around as white as italians. You pass as white because you're standing next to the problems you brought to the party.

i get sunburn

I have multiple DUIs

the cops don't shoot me

>>684557091
I redo high-fives if they're not good the first time

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I have a fat fucking cock and black chicks can't get enough of it.

>>684559073
>Trump voter and donor

Love how you stupid motherfuckers talk about how he is infinitely rich and then donate to his campaign fucking keke

Also, $60k is poor as fuck.

I don't know how to dance

I do not feel the need to murder my grandmother for her EBT card to buy Newports and then set the corner store on fire.

I'm a human being.

i approached a cop and wasn't shot

All of the plates/cups/bowls in my house are handmade.

i have a reaction folder
maybe 10% of them comes from anime

I'm going to school full-time, working nights, and manage to keep my fiance from getting pregnant

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Im a cuck

I eat mayo

>>684559464
Nice, Anon.

>>684557091
Im mexican

>>684569291
My Mexican ex's family ate so much mayo.

>>684566437
Neither do I, amigo.

I don't have any kids.

>>684569670
Japanese aren't white, fucking jap.

>>684557091
fuck niggers

I don't cause my my children's death due to beating or sheer neglect.

>>684557091
I was born in southwest Iowa

>>684569847
Everyone who isn't a nigger thinks the same thing.

I did drugs and was a c average student in high school.
I am 20 pounds overweight and was on the food ball team despite being physically unhealthy.
I have uncles and aunts that were drug/alchohal abusers.
I basically can only speak and write in English, and not well at even that.
A part of my family is probably inbred.
My dad beats my mom when he gets drunk.
I brag about how whites are the best race and do it satirically even though it makes us look like a enormous pile of shit.
I make fun of black people and use extreme prejudice towards them, even though my countries history and development is based on slavery.
I have a below average penis size and I compensate for it by lying about it on an online anime image board website.
I circle jerk with my white friends at school/work while making fun of other races, but I don't say racist things to their face.

USA take land from the injuns, enslave the niggers, and give civil rights only to rich white males until like 50 years ago.

Hell yeah

>>684569998
He's right, you know

>>684570055
Didn't read all that shit

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>>684570055
You probably spent so much time on all that shit that I will never ever read

I lynch cats for a living

>>684557744
this

>>684565086
where can I get one of those bro? fucking sweet

>>684570113
>>684570241
Didn't read because u can't read u dumbass white piece of shit

Go eat a burger

>>684570564
Burgers are tasty

>>684565086
jesus she's pretty

>>684570564
Fuck you burgers are awesome

>>684557091
I know my dad's name.

>>684570755
Is it Bill?

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>>684570564
Nigger, you can only read because the white man allowed you to learn.

Ask

>>684565953
You proved you're white. It's I Are The Niggest.

ben sage is a cunt

>>684568029
mmm race traitor, even worse

I can type, and read what I typed

>>684557091
I dont get offended when people insult my race

>>684570564
Okay I will!

>>684570866
Nah I'm no nigger,
But how much u want to bet that you were diagnosed with some kind of mental disorder when u were in school.
Something like adhd or bipolar disease.

That'll put some suitable crutches for your shit ass grades in school.
That being said America has some of the worst literacy rates in the world, alongside those "niggers" you like sitting on.

How does it make you feel that in 50 years the average American is going to be a mix of white and african?

>>684557091
I listen to rap music in 2016

I'm not even white but I like to comment on everything :)

>>684557091
I got let off after I pushed a cop.

I have never steal anything