>>684546306
Stop being a bitch

fap to CP

If you want something done soon, start on it now.

>>684546306
get off the computer and have actual face-to-face interactions

>>684546306
Set a goal and ignore your emotions and doubts in order to achieve it.

>>684546306

You don't always have to be right, you don't always have to win.

If you never fail then you're
A. Lying to yourself
B. Not learning.

A weak man has to appear strong but a strong man doesnt care if others think he's weak. Your ability to be vulnerable is a measure of strength

Don't do what you love and expect to get rich. Do what you don't mind doing all day, and put what energy you have left into what you love.

That way you won't be a broke ass fast food clown masturbating furiously into the one Japanese pillow doll you can afford, you'll be a guy with a job, house, and car who happens to have a few pillow dolls in his bedroom.

>>684547429

lol

Don't frivolously explain yourself to people
Don't frivolously apologize to people
Don't obey people's frivolous whims
Don't tiptoe around people's frivolous sensibilities
Don't silence yourself and back down in the face of shaming and bullying
Don't permit yourself to be coaxed into any of the above
or you will present yourself, and train yourself to be, a subordinate, weak to the will of a superior.

Improve your life

I mean is, you have to actually go out there and improve your life.
Source: i did it
Have fun

>>684546306
SOURCEOP NOW

>>684547450
Or just save up and get a sex doll like I did

The crushing loneliness I feel after I cum is totally worth it.

My best advice is never get a sex doll.

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>>684547611

>posturing

>>684546306
you get more if you want less

I know it sounds corny but it's true

Really and truly, just say what you want to say.

I started really being myself a few months back, and I've gained a few friends that I enjoy being around rather than a bunch of people I want to get away from.

I think some good advice is 'don't give people advice'

Do acid

>>684547691
Oh, and some advice for you. When you're walking anywhere, walk as if you own the ground that you stand on. Hold your head up high, don't slouch your shoulders, and be stoic.

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suicide improves people's life.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

1. Don't look for a 10/10 girls cause they're impossible to keep and most of the time, they're bitches. Settle for a 7 or 8/10 who loves you and have steady sex.

2. Slim girls might be more attractive but chubbies are better at sex, they'll rip your soul through your cock

3. try to save $100 every week

4. always dress to impress, even if you're just going out to buy milk, dress like you'll meet your future boss or the love of your life

5. don't worry about education, worry about being smart

6. don't lie. if you say you'll do something then do it. If for some reason you have to lie, go big and shoot for the stars, petty lies are most of the time revealed as lies.

7. don't talk behind people's backs. People will respect you more if you're able to tell them to fuck off to their faces, they might not like you but they'll certainly respect your titanium balls.

8. never refuse a beer, you never know where a beer will lead

9. try to eath healthy and stay in shape but don't overdo it, you'll just come off as annoying

10. always and I mean ALWAYS flirt with girls. sure, you'll get rejected 9/10 times but that 1 time you're not rejected might be the best sex of your life.

>>684546306
citalopram

>>684547695
Is it that they feel too good to bother finding a real woman, or is it just an addiction to keep emptying your balls into the doll now?

>>684546306
Get a guy or girl you can be yourself with

>>684546306
Whorship Satan

Give up. You know what you need to do and say to make friends but that part of your brain that tells you to lurk on 4chan tells you to go home and cry instead of talking. It's that easy.

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kill yourself

If you make a decision (besides anything that involves harm to others or yourself), stick with it, and do it well. There's a reason you're doing it.

>>684547916
good advice but not easy for many people. the downside is being shunned. people are social beings.

women age like grapes, men age like wine.
spend your youth building your career, not looking for women.

-Avoid masturbation as much as possible, this way sex will be a much better experience
-Don't get a shitty degree
-Don't get into college if you don't think your degree will definitely make you happy and help you land a good job
-Don't take shit from anyone but don't crave revenge if anything happens to you
-Giving gifts is waaaaaay better than receiving gifts
-Learn when to rest and when to give your best (sounds shit but it definitely works)

>>684548506
True, but that's how you find others of your kind. Maybe someone else is looking for someone like them, and it might just so happen to be you.

Don't become addicted to opiates.

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1. Try to not be a cunt
2. Try to mind your own business
3. Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. - Buddha

Don't complain about anything you have control over.

>>684548807
i hear ya

>>684548274
1. You're not settling if you've got a 7/8. You've won at that point.
2. Depends entirely on the person
3. Good idea actually
4. This is dumb, dress to be fucking comfy
5. Everybody is smart in their own way, what do you even mean
6. Yeah, don't lie
7. Also don't do that
8. Refuse a beer if you don't fucking want one
9. Eat like a normal person, just do that
10. Usually dudes who flirt with every girl they ever come in contact with are horrible, detestable people, so I'd say that's shite advice

3/10

>>684546936
this

so much bad advice here

For the love of god never go on /b

>>684546306
Calm the fuck down and be patient. If you aren't, nobody will be with you.

Put a little willpower into things you want to get done. Just fucking try and don't give up after a fucking week. This is how I have gone from 275 lbs. to 220 lbs. in half a year, with just a tiny bit of effort.

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Be the person you want in your life.

Being single is best trust me OP

>>684547429
check out this game of thrones writer

Don't work on anger

>>684548363
Neither, it's more of "this is as close as I'll get to knowing what this feels like, fuck my life."

>>684549619

It's all true though.

>>684549619
probably why i dont watch that shit anymore

my best decision to better myself has been getting the desire for cash outta my system of thinking

theyre just tickets and tokens

>>684549065
2. that is a fact
4. you can be comfy and look good, if you wear shorts all the time cause you're comfy you'll lose a lot of oportunities in different aspects of life
5. everybody is a fucking retard because they rely on their degrees or shit they learned in school but are incapable of adapting to new situations or learning new shit quickly (at work, be a fucking retard in your private life if that rocks your world)
8. you're wrong
10. I don't mean be a fucking Chad all the time, or a cringy flirter. Learn how to passively flirt and do it all the time.

>>684547429
oooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOH
thats dank advice right there boys

>>684546306
Yo op could you Serve me some sauce on that video

>>684549065
>5. Everybody is smart in their own way,
No, just.. no.

yo OP, do you have the sauce for the video tho?

>>684550274
4. well yeah, dress appropriately
5. everybody? cmon d00d
8. well i guess im wrong then

>>684546306

Ask yourself who you want to be. What makes you happy? Trust yourself.

Think outside of your box. Be resourceful and stop tricking yourself into thinking that improvement is somehow beyond your reach (I don't have money, I don't have this I dont have that)

Don't be afraid to fail. Always be mentally ready to fail every single time.

Don't listen to the voice that says "Hopeless"

Work your fucking ass off. No matter what you're doing, endeavour to do it well.

>>684550734
once you realize that, you'll probably stop hating yourself, and others.

>>684550911
I hate myself for too many reasons.
I hate people until they give me a reason to like them.

>>684551154
sorry man...
try smilin

>>684546306

Life is pain. Get used to it.

>>684551332
I do smile. You'll never know when I hate you. Whether I like you, or wish you dead, I treat everybody with the same kindness I give my friends.

>Don't have too many friends
>The ones I do have would take a bullet for me
feels comfy

>>684546306
it takes 30 days to develop a habit

get good habits

Just Funny Chan>

http://lemmadot.ru/

Best advice I can give(and it seems NOBODY fucking knows it, or follows it)

Don't fuck a crazy bitch. I don't give a fuck how good the head is.

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Cut to the end.

>>684548155
It's a permanent solution, but it's more of an improvement for those around them rather than themselves since they won't be around to experience it.

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>>684553377
Fucked around and got a triple double

>>684554161
fate agrees with me

>>684554412
Shit, so close to pulling it off twice

anyone have the source of the video tho?

don't afraid of anything

>>684554834
fucking this. or her name.

>>684555358
Name is Piper Perri

>>684546306
Just do whatever it is that makes you happy. You're the only one who has to think about all of your regrets on your deathbed.

>>684547429


Winds of Winter leak confirmed

>>684555464
thx bb

>>684548506

Yeah you lose all your friends when you start speaking your mind, I can attest to this. My entire social group and roommates hated me and it was two years of misery. Then I met a girl random and left town with her.

I'm no longer interested in friends you need to act a certain way to keep. They're just insecure clingy little bitches.

Don't mistake drinking/drug buddies for friends you can count on.

>>684548554
I agree with those.

>>684546306
Start exercising 3 times a week then gradually increase. Really has changed my life I had bad anxiety really don't have it anymore. I feel better as well in clothes I buy knowing I'm fit.

Read /fit/'s sticky, it should be done by everyone.

>>684548554

Go to college no matter what. Everyone I know that skipped college is an epic loser in attitude and world view. Just go to a cheap state college. If you don't like your state move to a cool one, work to get instate then go to college.

Don't pay a lot for college.

>>684546306
When in doubt, take your dick out.

Shakespeare wrote "I wasted time, and now doth time waste me."

Also don't pick at scabs.

>>684546306
>>684547691
>>684550775
>>684554834
>>684555358
>>684555464
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph562aa8a7316c2

>>684550136
>theyre just tickets and tokens
fuck man...

>>684548386
best one so far tbh

Be a narcissist.
Talk down to everyone.
Know everything.
Be a psuedointellectual.
When you get hammered make sure to tell everyone you're partying with that they're all cunts and they need to kill themselves.

These are not projections.
...these are definitely projections.

>sadlife.jpg

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>>684559702
I follow this, but not so boldly.
I learn at least a little about a lot of things so I can:
1. Have a conversation with anyone and everyone I encounter
2. Be able to answer everyday questions people might just think up.
Examples:
-Talked to my girlfriend's dad about firewood and if he had trouble catching, to try some full wood kept in my car.
-"Why are lemon drops called lemon drops?"
When they're made, they're picked up and dropped in handfuls to break off the excess flash left on the candy.
Try reading an article here and there. It'll probably save you in some time of need.

>>684561152
Tell me about photography techniques and how videogames are made

>>684549065
Agreed with
>>684550734
I've met more than enough people in all shades of stupid to prove you otherwise.

>>684561152
Yeah these are some pretty mundane things to learn just to have meaningless conversations with people about.

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Saw this today and it made me think of the folks here in /b/. Regardless of what you think of the man, the words are true.

Read august burns red lyrics.

>>684561891
It doesn't hurt to learn yourself a thing or two about how things are done. Might need it one day for some odd reason.
>>684561575
Lighting is important. Three point lighting that I've learned includes a side source, a reflective source to give dimension, and a background light to give balance. Try not to put your subject in the center of the shot. eyes should line up with the 2/3's lines.
Videogames go through many different processes which I'd leave to the developers to deal with. Sorry I can't fill you in on that.

>>684547450
Unless what you love is technology. It is perfectly reasonable to expect to get rich doing what you love if you love developing backend and frontend mobile applications at the same time.

>>684562859
Tell me more? Am IT

>>684547429
/thread

>>684562405
Nice anon, but what if I'm photographing a landscape?

>>684563677
Just bracket your shot with different exposures and you can combine them however you want later.

Listen to kanye, study him and his music religously. Best life decsion ever

get an adderall prescription

>>684546306
Grow the fuck up.
Learn that you're not always right.
Get a job.

>>684563889
Thanks anon, I'm planning on getting my first DSLR camera in a couple months so even the most simple tips help

>>684564341
also dress well, take care of yourself
stop being a faggot
EXERCISE
get a job

>>684564341
This, kanye builds confidence and lifts spirits

>>684563677
One of the most important things to keep in mind if you take a series of different landscape photos is to keep them different in some way. Even if you apply the best techniques into every photo, they'll look really similar to one another. You want to know the right time of day/night when the natural lighting in the area is just right (enough foreground, shadows, etc). Wide angle lenses do wonders.the rule of thirds also applies, or find symmetrical shots, like those shots of lakes reflecting the sky and stuff. Foreground interest is key to adding dimension to your landscape.Tightness of aperture is a significant choice left to the photographer. That's what I've learned from some photographers I used to hang out with.

>>684564608
kanye? wtf fuck off nigger.

>>684562859
I'd also like to know your reasoning on this, i hear there's alot of good jobs in coding

>>684564850
See, hating Kanye is part of being a jaded faggot. You wont be happy if you spend all your time hating everything.

>>684564796
Thanks anon, wrote this down to look at when I get my camera

>>684565161
To be a functioning member of society, you have to have some sort of animosity towards something. Otherwise you run the risk of becoming a social pariah.

>>684565402
>cringe
How does hating kanye west help you function in society?

>>684564572

Prefer Nikon over Canon and it's worth paying for Lightroom/Adobe CS if you're going to use it seriously.

>>684549476
i cant become tall out of a sudden

>>684564277
I love Kanye as much as the next guy but for real The Life of Pablo was a pile of dog shit except for about 4 or 5 excellent songs.

Rest of his shit is gr8, idk about the whole going religious with it shit tho..

>>684566009
I was planning on getting the Nikon D3300, I stay up late often so I'm expecting to take alot of low-light photos and apparently the D3300 is good for that within my price range.
Also I already have Photoshop CS6, been using it since like 2013

>>684565227
Glad I could help.

>>684566051
You want a tall person in your life?

>>684566544
D610 making us very happy atm

>>684548258

/THREAD

> underrated post that most of the lurkers monitoring this thread will NOT understand nor appreciate

>>684567182
A bit out of my price range, I'm looking to only spend around $400

>>684546306

Work out. Third week of lifting here and I feel better. Don't do things to please others but rather, yourself. Be your own boss.

>The cheap man pays twice as much and the lazy man walks twice as far.
>An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

>>684546306
Change your mindset
Act the way you want to be
Feel as if you already have everything you want
Enjoy yourself

>>684547429
Nicely said, Anon.

>>684568476
If you don't buy what you need you'll eventualy have paid for it and still not have it.

>>684566051
There's plastic surgery where they break your legs and set them so you grow like 1/2 an inch taller each time

its always a longer walk to the mens room

>>684547429
Faggot

>>684546306
Source on the gif?

>>684565773
Different anon
Kanyes clothing line is shit & he's a smart dumb nigga. Other than that, I respect his accomplishments. His die hard yeezy fans with kittle to no sense of fashion are cringe worthy tho.

>>684569803
Little*

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learn stuff
not just in school. read books, try new things. learn how to do various things.

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>>684546306
source pls OP

>>684570137
>game of thrones season 2 episode 14