She said Yes!!: )
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She said Yes!!
: )
>>684542705
Sage goes in all fields
but the ring said no....
>>684542838
bump goes in your retarded face nigger
I'm guessing the question was "want a dozen donuts?"
>>684542705
Did she say "yes" to a diet as well?
/thread
>>684542705
what is this? a hand of an ogre?
>>684542705
to seconds?
no, more like thirds or fourths. of dessert.
also sage.
>>684543492
don't be silly. of course not.
to what? admitting her fingers are baby carrots?
>>684542705
>Marring a goblin
Inter-species marriage needs to stop.
>>684543492
>>684542705
Is that Ursula?
I was wondering when someone would post this again.
>>684542705
why would you marry a swampfolk from fallout?
>>684543818
You spelled sausages wrong
>>684543894
underrated post
>>684542705
HAHAHAHA. wew lad. you almost had me till I realized it was all a ruse. wew.
>>684542705
And she'll probs scream no when she hears from the doctor that they need to amputate her finger.
>>684542838
Is sage low carbs?
>>684542705
just imagine that mitt with soon be gripping the shaft of your cock.
>She said yes!
To marriage or Dairy Queen?
>>684544220
>gripping
>implies that that Michelin man hand has articulation
>>684542705
Congratulations
>>684542705
Does Goomba know you're marrying Bowser?
Just passing through
Sage
>>684545156
Kek
honeymoon video
>>684545156
That's not funny that's my fiance you faggot
No, I'll slay the beast!
>>684542705
To seconds... And thirds, amirite?
>>684545822
No I'll slay the beast!
>>684545822
I will slay the beast
Oh lawd, is she some kind of albino crocodile?
>>684545721
Kek
>>684545822
No I'll slay the beast my lord
>>684542705
Yes to what? Another pan of lasagna?
I bet it wasn't to the financial obligation of purchasing a treadmill.
Ew
>>684545987
Ursula?
But really congrats.
>>684542705
are you marring an aligator?
>>684542705
Did she get stung by a bee?
May moot be with you.
I am a beached whale biologist and i think her answer was actually "EUUURRRRRRUUUGHHHH!!!" in beached whale speak. This, in English, roughly translates into "yeah, sure you skinny cuck put the goddamn ring on nigger".
that hand would swallow my dick whole, if she gave me an old fashioned.
>>684542705
Did you give it to her on a hot dog?
>>684543242
Fucking savage
She said yes!
Her problem is saying "no".
