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>>684545269
>>684545448
this is how you do it faggot
>>684545756
nigger
thank me later
http://www.slutload.com/video/perfect-ladyboys-lala/UqRhZceZkSc/
>>684545756
>>684545845
niggers
>>684545936
fuck
>>684545845
singles get
>>684546009
this is hard
>>684546075
i'm hard
>>684546075
>>684546074
rollin for singles
>>684546553
rollin for shingles
>>684546909
mother fucker
>>684547029
god damnit
>>684547088
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>684547242
lets go for trips
>>684547441
almost
>>684547553
tripssssss
>>684547665
wtf
>>684547780
way off
>>684547887
off by one again
>>684548004
lets just stick with dubs for now
>>684548137
or not
>>684548181
shit
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>>684548327
come on
>>684548459
nigger
>>684548536
faggots everywhere
>>684548803
fuck
>>684548896
bullshit
>>684549020
aaaaaagh
>>684549111
wat
>>684549331
any dubbz
>>684540933
How come they got to use tripcodes?
>>684549904
No one actually used them when available. Literally no one.
Anyone have saved this idiot from USA Joey,who put shoe on head and wore bra?
>>684550405
Wow dude, obvious samefag had never been more obvious. You saved this? You're gullible as fuck.
>>684549094
Underrated kek
>>684549904
those were IDs, not tripcodes. tripcodes were an optional thing, while, when they were used, IDs were not, unless one was saging
walp I don't have much on this laptop
>>684555025
how the fuck do you afford all those pineapples
>>684543334
God tier
tears down face gasping for air sides just transcended their physical form
I think this is the right greentext... I'm on phone so I can't see properly
>>684555858
rich kid or smth, or if he's from south america, the pineapples are probably pretty cheap
I'm not going to say it's the best, but I think I have some okay green text if there is interest in me sharing
>>684556639
And I don't have anything else to add, my bad for posting shitty facebook capta, it's nothing of interest.
>>684556778
>Be me 22 at the time
>lost job as a cell phone salesmen
>inb4 sleazebag
>bored at home
>live with my mom since college
>extreme insomnia issues
>up all night every night
>need to keep busy in the late hours and it was not exactly the time jobs like receiving resumes
>live in Massachusetts
>snowy as fuck last year
>record breaking season
>devise plan when drunk to keep busy
>going to become a super villian
>pick no specific enemy
>my attacks will be random
>from the handicapped to the elderly
>noone is spared
>no one will be safe from me
>Andrew the Unshoveller
>2 a.m. drive a few miles away
>pick my first target
>cute little starter home with a ford taurus out front
>perfectly shovelled
>start my first attack
>shovel snow to block the end of the driveway
>about 4 foot high wall
>took me like 2 hours fucking exhausting
>i need to make this mine, make sure they know
>use a weed bottle sprayer thing from my basement
>one of the things you pump and it squirts out and shit
>filled it with water before leaving my house, they won’t tear down my city wall
>give a smooth coat to the snow to ensure structural integrity
>go home for about 2 hours but not fully satisfied
>decide I should pull an el barto type dealio and grab a can of spray paint
>i need to sign my art, they need to know my name
>sign “Andrew the unshoveller” added a picture of a snow man with a cock
>i need to see this person when they discover their demise
>decide to to sit in my car a quarter mile down the road across the seat
That's the start
>>684548151
MODS MODS MOOODS
>>684557371
keep going, I'll post shitty pictures I have saved
>>684557324
that faggot deserved it
>>684539095
What does the article say? I don't read Spanish or Portuguese or whatever that language is.
>>684555858
we got that shit at 2.99 each at my store. get a job you fucking hippie
>>684558037
>masturbate to my creation until i see lights turn on
>takes like another hour or so for someone to emerge from the house
>older guy maybe in like 60’s?
>puzzled look on his face, wondering what the fuck happened to him
>apparently he came out for the house to grab the paper
>walks to the end of his short driveway and has to climb over my wall
>notices the message, and looks even more confused
>shakes his head climbs the wall and returns to his house
>i drive by later that day and sure enough he’s out shoveling it
>mfw he doesn’t realize the shovel is mightier than the sword
>>684558479
>Second victim
>Pick a larger house this time
>zillow has it listed as a 4 bed 2 and a half bath
>I do my research
>horseshoe driveway so it’ll be more of a challenge
>Decide to get a sidekick
>enlist my buddy steve
>Stevie snow blower
>smoke a blunt while staking out
>watch as the houses lights turn off one after another
>finally around 1 A.M feel comfortable with starting my newfound fetish
>start the process, shovel, cover in water to freeze, mark my territory
>waiting, can’t jerk off because steve wouldn’t be into it
>watching until about 7 A.M.
>mom comes out with 2 kids
>bringing them to school
>bitch thought
>she starts screaming at her husband who is trying to leave for work
>nigga is in a suit shoveling while the mom blames him for my work
>the mom gets on the phone with someone, no idea who, could be the school, could be the cops
>I’m too smart to leave my DNA at the scene
>kids start to help shoveling, one of them begging the mom to stop yelling at the dad
>whole family is shoveling
>takes them like an hour, steve and I are just laughing like hyenas watching how a few feet of snow can ruin a family
>mom thinks they have shoveled enough
>tries to make her car into a battering ram and plow through the last foot of snow
>car gets stuck
>way harder to shovel
finally they shoveled out the snow and freed the father’s car, the kids and him are gone, the mother has a meltdown and continues to shovel out her car. She went inside for an hour or so and came out and finally calmly got her car off the snow
I have a few story lines, I tend to be a dick...
>>684558331
Says he got fucking murked when he threw a grenade in the toilet
>>684551864
I saw the thread you're talking about last night but I didn't save it
>>684556208
this made my night anon
>>684558830
Savage
Anyone got that one where the nigger stuck his dick in a cup of milk to help a /b/ro out?
>>684548151
I'll find where you live and murder the ever loving shit out of you you hear me you are going down motherfucker
>>684542913
Kek'd hard
>>684559623
at least someone likes this, I can't let down fans.
Third experience went south
>pick a 3 bed 2 bath with nice red siding
>Older couple, I would guess they are recently retired
>enlist stevie snow blower to help
>proceed with usual process
>about a 2 foot wall built
>light turns on
>guy comes out screaming at us
>ohshit.jpg
>in his underwear running at us
>I scream back “fuck your driveway nigger”
>run to car
>left the shovels
>guy calls the cops and must have gotten my plates
>cop shows up at my house an hour later
>wakes my mom up at like 2 A.M.
>I’m turtling in my room hoping she fends him off
>nope
>she knows me too well and completely sold me down the river
>she get’s me out of my room and as a 22 year old grown ass human I am forced to apologize to the man the next day and shovel the end of his driveway for him
>I’ve never felt more shamed
that’s basically all I got, Stevie was in the clear and I had to be treated like a bitch for a like an hour, the cop did have a hard time keeping a straight face while scolding me
>>684540933
we need to bring back IDs TODAY
>>684555025
What a fucking legend
>>684556208
Legendary
>>684560629
sad, but noble end!
>>684548031
Kinda looks like Tara Strong.
>working at a call center
>job is cancer
>found a new job installing sound equipment in office meeting rooms
>need to quit call center job
>it’s a call center that deals with the Mass Save program
>basically people just call to get free light bulbs installed in their houses
>Have to ask numerous questions to determine if people qualify
>decide to start transferring every call to the same pizza place
>”thanks for calling Mass Save home energy services”
>”oh, you'd like an assessment? let me transfer you to the right department”
>”thank you for calling tony’s pizza how can I help you?”
>this is a big call center
>they took weeks to find out that I was transferring ~50 calls a day to tony’s pizza
>tony’s pizza is calling to complain about the calls being transferred
>have multiple meetings to talk about the pizza transferring problem in the office
>people want lightbulbs, I give them pizza
>receive a call from tony’s pizza
>transfer them to domino’s
I’ve done this for roughly 2 weeks and no one has found me, my new job starts in a couple days, I need to quit, and transferring everyone to pizza isn’t working. I need to be fired asap.
>>684539106
i didnt gag...but i felt it. i felt the feeling of it wanting to happen...alot
>>684561346
I had to sell my self respect, in no way was out noble
>>684558830
holy fuck thats metal
Anyone have the story of the anon who worked IT?
>>684561962
this is fucking hilarious
._. This one is the best
>>684562733
they found me, we had like 4 meetings about it, they thought I was awesome, I had one of the best call ratings in the department, then they learned. they finally realized I was the guy. attending numerous meetings trying to find me was something I struggled with. you're welcome tony's pizza, I doubled your exposure, but you got good pizza.
>>684542416
i was in this thread :^)
>>684558830
THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
>>684564257
when I was fired I told everyone I was giving pizza to the people, I had an applause. they all thought my escape was amazing, I wouldn't leave any other way. fuck call centers.
>>684563938
Oh god I was in this one. I completely blocked it from my memory but you've gone and dug it up.
>>684544378
Is that the highest /b/ has ever counted? Not including the time a thread was locked and a mod counted to 100.
>>684564658
newfag thinks hes an oldfag for being in a thread. smh
>>684565278
dont think im an oldfag, just proud to have been in the last club kek
>>684557476
laughed hard to this one
>>684556639
This image is hilarious but obviously faked.
>>684559800
Is this some joke or does that picture have some sort of backstory? I'm newfag please explain
>>684562576
my fucking sides anon i hit the floor
>>684562576
Here ya go mate, funniest shit Ive ever read.
>>684550405
What does it do to your balls and how?
>>684568800
At first it feels tingly but then it burns
>>684568033
chocolate milk threads
>>684551032
holy shit how have i never read this
I have a couple saved
Fuckin hell I forgot I had this one. Real adventure.
>>684572357
Fuckin hell I have a lot
>>684572865
Fuckin hell this is a good one too
>>684573170
Thats all folks, gnight
>>684551032
this is gold
>>684541402
fucking wild
>>684571403
That was single-handedly the most confused I have ever been
>>684568207
IT's legendary, but I think everyone's seen it at this point.
>>684561962
I know this trick, I used to work in a IT call center for a retail store chain,
How I got fired:
>What's that? You're pissed off about the 15 minute hold times?
>Let me get you to....
>Look up at queue hold times
>Cash office is up to 2 hrs+ hold time because short staffed and low priority
>...the complaint department.
>Transfer to cash
>>684561030
any high res pics of her?
>>684556639
>Robert being a gigantic faggot
>best of 4chan
No.
>>684572357
>I'm dangerously cheesy
>>684572357
>DANGEROUSLY CHEESEY
my god the autism is off the fucking charts
>>684571251
Fucking gold
>>684560629
can I be in the screencap when this goes on /r/4chan?
bottumlulz is a figgit
>>684539095
>Never been real.
>>684561030
>Best of 4chan
>Posts an attentionwhore
>>684572758
Classic.
>>684577282
This a thousand times
old but still fucking hilarious
>>684578435
you faggots better start contributing, I'm barely keeping this thread going
>>684549111
Good job son. Come up from the basement and give your father a hug.
>>684579448
I'm the last one in the thread aren't I?
>>684579685
Last one for you faggots that aren't there, I just didn't want the thread to die just yet....but I see the fun was already over
I'm still here and lurking until my girl comes by
>>684579867
i believe i am the lone lurker
>>684558830
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I'D RATHER WATCH A DOG GET DECAPITATED BY NAIL CLIPPERS
Hello? You're not alone mate I've been lurking.
>>684561346
this is so fucking funny. who can make this shit up, for real lmfao
>>684566138
Fuckin' best
>>684558830
is that chocolate milk
>>684582983
Yes
>>684558331
Useless information...
To recognize Portuguese or Spanish pay attencion to 'm' and 'n', usually Spanish use a lot of 'n' and Portuguese 'm'.
>>684577282
my thoughts exactly. I even read through it twice to see if I missed something
>>684574904
The fuck is great about this?
>>684575980
>R4chan
>figgit
Oh dear lord.
>>684579448
Wat
>>684549105
Lemme try too incase its broken
>>684568207
underrated post top kek this should be a movie plot
>>684556639
One of the best things i've ever seen.
