Suck the nut juice out

Buy a morning after pill.

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>>684537090
No worries m8 nuts can't get girls pregnant. They don't have Semen inside them

kill her obv. or yeah...morning after pill.

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?

>>684537256
I don't want to taste my own cum

>>684537090
a guy on /b/ with a girlfriend? Pics or its a lie

>>684537090
Ask her if she has ever been punched in the ovaries before.

Calm your tits and close your buttcheecks. Now all you have to do to make yourself feel better is post nudes and give us address. We will make sure she know who's baby it is...

Plan b

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>>684537470
WTF!!!!! THAT NOT HELPING

>>684537643
Today's winner

>>684537090
Morning after pill you autistic little fucking retard jesus christ.
also get off /b if you're too young to even have the capacity to have figured this out on your own.

if you're of age then honestly i weep for the 2 who bore your ass in to this world for they must be more suicidal than a teenage fat bitch on prom night.

Buy plan b

why not op what if she wants to have babies with u she must really love u and is testing you op why dont u be a man and talk to ur girlfriend about it ands ee what u guys can do

tell here to drink nail polish

>>684537404
SHIT THE FUCK UP, you know what I mean

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>>684538080
Try this

>>684538013
Bump

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>>684537090
Are you familiar with this man's work, OP?

>>684537424
I don't have money

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Here you go OP

>>684538253
I may wanna do that

Beat the fuck out of her

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>>684537090
Your girlfriend? its cool man, just wash your hand.

>>684538350
What that have to do with me nutting in my girlfriend

Turkey baster on end of vacuum cleaner. You must be new...

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step 1: prepare a meal for her
step 2: add poison (something that will trigger miscarriage)

>>684537643
I'm not lying I really need help and o don't wanna post a picture of her online because she's 18

>>684537090
push down stairs

>>684539564
DO ET

>>684539564
Hey shit for brains, get a morning after pill. Then buy condoms so I don't have to see this bull shit ever again.

>>684539564
Post picture and use plan b you fucking pleb, first time?

>>684539827
I only have 5 dollar And how much do they cost??

Plan b is about 40 to 50 bucks. But it is worth the money. You can get it at any pharmacy over the counter near the condoms and shit

>>684540072
if you only have 5$ you shouldn't be breeding

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>>684537090
Kill yourself OP, it's the only way out now.

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>>684540409
I'm fucked I don't have that type of money

>>684540558
she should have them usually guys don't buy their girlfriends fucking birth protection.

>>684537090
Gratz on the sex!

>>684540558
She can take plan b up to 72 hours after you've nutted inside... but it's better for her to take it 24 hours after the incident. so you have some time to get money

Nut in her as many times as you can to wash out all the semen that might have got her pregnant

>>684537090
>Having sex
>Not having kids

Pick one fgt

>>684540558
then fucking steal them from a pharmacy faggot small price to pay for your life not being ruined

>>684537090
give her lemonade i mean REAL lemon juice with water and sugar, lots of them

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>>684538509
killing her is free, you fuckface.

>>684538013
You right get me the coat hanger

>>684540851
HOLY SHIT That the most helpful comment in the thread

>>684541495
Are you a hobgoblin?

Abortian is not the answer. If she gives birth, put the little shit up for adoption

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>>684537090
better stock up on clothes hangers

>>684541751
adoptian*

>>684541707
What does that mean???

Just get other men to cum insider her. For each cum you basically half your chances of the baby being yours.

You cuck, you.

>>684541845
adaption*

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>>684537090
Holy fuck you're stupid.
Get a morning after pill.
If you dont have the money go borrow and apply for a job you fucking tramp.

>>684537090
Abortions exist for these scenarios.
Sometimes accidents happen, but accidents can be corrected.

>>684542961
Ikr and >>684542979
Like I said I have money you fucking nigger

>>684543159
I don't have money

>>684537591
Do you want to taste your manjuice or be on the hook for the next 18 years?
You know what to do.

I'm so scared I can't even type right

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>>684537090
If I may, a modest proposal.

>>684543209
Than how about you start borrowing money you fucking triple arsed idiot. Jesus christ you're so fucking stupid and underage. Read what I wrote, >go borrow money and apply for a job

Fucking idiot.

Coat hanger abortion :)

>>684543409
If you post up pictures of your girl sucking your dick with her titties out and a timestamp on her forehead, i'll send you the money for the abortion.

>>684543409
>get 20oz fresh coke
>shake the shit out of it
>place in front of vagoo cap-first
>spin off the cap and jam it in
saw it on mythbusters so it's legit

>>684543790
the offer is rescinded if shes a fatty or an uggo.

>>684543640
hey will she get pregnant if I nutted in her mouth?? I'm just asking

Better head to Babies r Us soon

>>684538509
Its alot cheaper for the pill than for the kid just fucking get it somehow i dont give a fuck how u do it just do it

>>684544050
Fuck off b8

>>684541020
>
this

>>684538509
If you don't have money for the morning after pill then you certainly don't have money for a child. Seriously that's the most retarded shit I've heard all day, go sell the cell phone/laptop you have now that you're using to post on here, and go buy that pill. If you don't then you're gonna have a kid and likely fail at that too, bringing yet another dumbass into the world. Find a way to get some money, your life literally depends on it. Go home and ask your mummy to buy it for you, suck up your pride and do it

Stop freaking out. All that happened is you got a new punching bag

I get you're freaking out but try to remember where you're asking help from, this is /b/ a lot of us will laugh or not take you seriously. Now if this thread isn't just bait understand that the morning after pill is still an option until at least like 2 days from this fuck up, so if you don't have immediate money know it's still an optio . Since you don't have any money and if you don't have a job I'd suggest getting one for option A an abortion, or option B raising the little fucker, both cost money unless you're into pushing her down stairs. There is also option C which is adoption, you're not stuck with a baby if she is pregnant and you don't even know if she is yet

Just challenge your girlfriend to a bit of tummy boxing about 3 months in

>>684543409
You are typing better than 90% of retards on here so that's good news

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>>684544403
It's just a Prank bro

>>684544694
Don't go with option c man, it's bad enough OP is a fucking retard but he doesn't have to be a horrible human being too. Just go get the morning after pill OP, then get a gun and shoot yourself faggot

Try sticking a glowing red hot metal rod up her past the cervix. That might do the trick, plus if she loves warm stuff in her oven she'll love that.

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>>684545054
>pushes preggo gf down the stairs
>it's just a prank bro

>>684542961
Eric plz.

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>>684545780

>>684537090
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R4bdqF5gwVw

This is the best information I could find, hope it helps

>>684538669
I lold

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>>684538350
>>684538253
>>684537309
To be honest, I only did this because I wanna to see what /b/ had to offer for example Someone asking for help like this thread but what did /b/ gave, very hilarious comments and the most stupidest thing people could say, like this one >>684542601

>>684543512
Kekkity-do-da