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Hey, What are some Alpha boy names for a male child.
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Theodore
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>>684530150
NO.
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>>684530035
Bane. i wnna name my boy that
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Dick
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>>684530035
chad
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>>684530035
Batman or Buttman

feel free to use either
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Chad
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>>684530035

Chad
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>>684530035
Fuck that.. Nirvana is what matters...
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Angel
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Hafthor
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Tyrone
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Chad
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Adolf
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Cleomophite
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Chad thundercock
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>>684530035
John Cash
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TANK
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A-aron
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John Wheeler, Anus Stealer
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Tyler1
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>>684530372
>>684530401
>>684530426
>>684530536
>>684530654

My name is Chad - can confirm.
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>>684530035
Nirvana
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Le-a
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LaNiggerotia
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Your child is gonna become a /b/eta fag. It's his destiny.

Name him Richard or Michael
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my mommy named me london
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>>684530035
Alexander
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>>684530035
Dongknor
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>>684530559
Kek
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Shrek
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Sue
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>>684530035
Kurt.
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>>684530035
Bubba
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>>684530035
David Davidson
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>>684531222
Sons name is George Alexander......
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>>684530035

Brutus
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>>684530035
Leonidas
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Kyle
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Melody
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Osama
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Anon
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jimmy
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I wanna name my first born son Allister.
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Nigger
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>>684531284
fuckin make it DONGKNOR YOU FUCKING INBRED
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Mohammed
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>>684530035
Kurt :D
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>>684532039
wat?
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>>684530035
Rowdy
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clarence
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Rex
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Maurice
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>>684532398
I hope he's as genocidal and crazy as Tenpenny. I'd be proud.
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>>684530035
Beefy Meat Chunk should do.
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>>684530035
Mars
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Apollo, that's gonna be my sons name
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>>684530559
Expected and underrated /thread
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>>684531069
Tre Melvin mah nigga
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Sons' named Victor, Thor, and Moses.
Take your pick. All alphas.
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>>684530035
Gunner
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Andrew Jackson.
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Tyler1
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Dan Schneider
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alexander, that was my boy name before i transitioned. and adam, thats my brothers name hes alpha as fuck
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José
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>>684530035
anything with one syllable
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>>684530035
Jack
Roger
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>>684532513
dem hopes and dreams

>yfw he becomes a cock-locked sissy posting pics on the internet, striped socks included
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>>684530035
TheBeef

That way if he gets lost you can just go around and ask, "Where's the beef?!"
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Memphis
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Da Kurlzz
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Ed
Vern
Hans
Heinrich
Adolf
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ANAXARANTHIUS, SHADOW DREADLORD OF THE FOURTH PIT OF THE COLOSSUS VALLEY, COMMANDER OF THE FROSTWRAITH LEGION, RAPER OF CHILDREN AND SMALL ANIMALS.
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>>684531007
Are you sure, Mr Bond?
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Jonathan
Joseph
Jotaro
Josuke
Giorno
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Never met a pussy named Jack. Met a bunch of pussies named Zeke, Bradley, Lawrence, and Aaron. Never met a pussy named Ed. Met several pussies named Eric, Danny, Bret, and Paul.

Went to school with a kid named Rodeo Nation Jones. Thought that was pretty alpha
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>>684533253
>pic related
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>>684533734
>Rodeo Nation Jones. Thought that was pretty alpha

die hick
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Quincy
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Petunia, proctophage, fecophilia, Astor, Melaine, pris, Leslie, Carroll, Francis, Quimper, LeFagge, Aarse, Colin, Uranus, Chode, or, Boris.
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>>684530035
MODS MODS MODS
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Lucas

Aaron

Daniel
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>>684533793
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>>684530035
Sun
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>>684533793
>not nuking boston and megaton with your gay fucking faggot son
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>>684533932
Youngfag and Newfag

>dosen't know Nirvana
>mods
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HODOR
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Kilker
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Saddam or Zezima
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>>684534095
he said "alpha" not "fag"
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>>684534212
I'd throw him off the tower and press it myself.
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>>684530035
Melvin
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>>684534393
>edgy
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Name him Bradley
Alpha as fuck
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>>684534581
BBBBBRRRRRAAAADDDDDDD
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD

what a gay fucking name
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>>684531007
Chad is a bitch name
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Ralph
Or Earl
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>>684534369
FUCK OFF

I'll name my first son Aaron
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Brick
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Leland, Biff, Michel, Pierre, Etienne, Chadwick, Winston, Chevy, Ford, Pontiac, Tecumseh, Seattle... hmmm..Indian names: squatting dog, flatulant elk, bird plucker, sits on a fist.

Help yourself, my friend. They're all yours!
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>>684533436
That's my name, can confirm. Alpha as fuck.
>mfw
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You can't go wrong with Joseph. Bonus points for middle name Benjamin.
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>>684530035
Tyrone
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Deeznuts Goteem (last name)
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Biblical: Gideon, Jehosaphat, Nebuchadnezzar, Shadrach, Eliaphaz, Meshach, and Abednego. Mormon: Moroni. Going for broke: Ba'al, Molech, El Shaddai, Mu'ad D'ib, Shaitan, Be'elzebub. Just plain fun: Colorectal.
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Gaylord
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Czeched the
>>684532777
Situation
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Vinny, John, joe, William, Beau, Ken, Lance, Drae, George, Tyler, Arnold, Nick, Ian, Connor, Chad, Martial, Dominic, Cain, Brock, Jack, Frank, Doug, Ryan, Brian, Trent, Terry, Thor, Fred, Ricky, Julian, Leonardo, Levi, Steve, Mick, Henry, Harley, Charles and Tommy. and Hairy.
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Imran
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Hammer
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Hank
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Magnus
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>>684538540
Hook it up
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>>684530035
does this count as cp
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>>684538691
OK Jamquomiah
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>>684530035
northwest
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>>684530035
Orion.
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Op has fled
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>>684538222
Czeched, and you have my first and middle name in your list, as well as two f my kids lol
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Clint
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>>684530035
Bocephus
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>>684530035
Grayson.
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>>684533734
When i was in P.E freshman year there was this kid named jack and he is literally known for being the biggest fucking pussy in our highschool i hit him in the head with a volleyball and he caused a scene and cryed.
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>>684530035
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>>684530035
My uncles real genuine name is actually Butch Armstrong
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>>684534292
Underrated post right there...
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>>684530035
Korsakov.
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I like mason and hunter
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Maximo- Max for short
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>>684532777
Jonathan here, can confirm
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Socrates
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>>684540480
Were you in kentucky? If so that was probably me. I had a lot of issues going on with my family and I always struggled with feeling inadequate because I was small, short, weak, and untalented. I really could never figure out how to express myself in a healthy way so I always ended up being an ass or just a huge spaztic loser. I've gotten better since highschool, at least in trying to self improve. I actually hit a growth spurt(thank god), I work out my stress through exercise instead of throwing a bitch fit, and I try to be more confident and approachable around others. Im probably still just a freak since I don't really know of any close friends or anyone who would consider me a friend at all, but at least I know where I am in my life and I'm ok with where its going.
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>>684530035
Something retro.
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>>684530035

Ralphred
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Lucifer.
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>>684542482
Good on you, Jack- keep up the fight.
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Jizanthapus
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>>684533331

Makin'
Easy
Money
Pimpin'
Hoes
In
Style
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Trevor
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Wilfredo
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>>684538540
Role
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Jamal
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>>684538540

Roll 4d10
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Guy
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Adolph, Ghenghis, Ivan, Mao, Chaka Zulu, Napoleon. Basically anyone historically with a K/D of 10,000:1 is suitably alpha.
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>>684530035
Daquan. Jamal. Finklebergstein.
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>>684538540
Reply
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>>684530035
Rhonin.
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>>684544784
Stalin
Hao Chi Minh
Che
Alexander
Attila
Rommel
Hannibal
Publius
Osama
Saddam
Bush
Kim
Ayatollah
Hirohito
Nero
Caligula
Mao
Idi
Vlad
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>>684545898
Scratch that, Bush is not an alpha name.
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Shitsherpa.

That kid will alpha his ass up like a motherfucker with that name.
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>>684530035
why do you want an alpha

they're stupid
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>>684530035

Elliot
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Eric or Dylan
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>>684546118
Alpha with a bit of a hot streak, but a caring and warm interior.
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>>684530035

Anders
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>>684546055


Better grandkids.
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>>684530035

Adam
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>>684538540
Oiiii
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>>684547956
Adam here. Can confirm.
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Adolf
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Andrew
Matthew
Richard
Michael
William
Joseph
David

Anything a nigger or shitskin wouldn't have
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>>684534781

I bet your name is Tyler
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Kanye.
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>>684530035
Chad
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>>684530035
Judah or Donovan
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>>684530035
Alpha
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Hans McKikeGas
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>>684530035

James - or Jimmy to his friends
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>>684534225
Everyone knows nirvana faggot
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>>684530035
>Iron
>Kujo
>Chief
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>>684535135
And he shall be a fag
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>>684530035
If you're asking 4chan I can tell your kid's gonna suck already.
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Andrés or Magnus
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>>684548700
Jimmy here - can confirm
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>>684530035
>1200+816
>not naming your child Maximus Decimus Meridius
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Augustus
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Subway.
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>>684538540
Roll
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Arguably the most famous William is William the Conqueror.
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Duane
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Buster Asspipe
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>>684530505
Seconded
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>>684530035
Shrek
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EFG
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>>684538540
Rolling
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Boognish
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>>684538540
roll
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>>684530035
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff
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>>684550939
Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschafers wesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangereifen duchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieer scheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinu rsprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufde rsuchenachdiesternwelshegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichund wohinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsiche rfreunanlebenslamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvon andererintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum
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>>684533140
This is actually true, if you choose right.
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Praetorius the Deceiver.

Legionary titles are alpha as fuck.
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>>684530035
DIO
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>>684538540
Rolling for glory
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>>684552346
Darmalius Jackson... sounds legit
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>>684531619
seconded
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>>684530035
Dante from Devil May Cry or Sasuke
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>>684530279
Hows the 8th grade treating you faggot.
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>>684531007
Fuck you chad
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>>684530889
Hehe xd
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>>684546552
Kek
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Kike
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>>684538222
>>684539798
Checked, Vincent and Clint are legit alpha names. Also Liam, Killian and Rafe
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Cucker
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How can he be alpha if his dad is a flaming faggot cum-guzzler and his mom a pre-teen captive from the Philippines?
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Joseph
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earl
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>>684538540
Roll
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joseph is pretty gnarly
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Ezekiel
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>>684538540
I am now jamiius jones
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Xhaimera
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>>684555687
Thats what im naming my son. He will be here in a month
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>>684555687
>>684555974
kikes
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Optimus Prime
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>>684530035
Knew two kids named Ace and Cash. Coolest guys I've ever known
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>>684530781
Holy shit. My name.
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>>684532274
>:D
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>>684555974
Its a good name that will help a good man
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>>684530035
Thad
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>>684530035
Hanz, Adolf

So oder so ist gut.
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>>684557876
Fuck you faggit, that was my meme where I called myself thad and said I hate all of you.
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