Happiness

Tits

Herpes

Relief

great tits

>>684528384
Audacity

Hard-on

cunty-ness

Boner

Sorrow

Faggotry

>>684528384
P.S. I took a shit in your lunch one day.

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OP here. I'll randomly post tits while we make the letter.

Erection

Ass soreness

Repentance

pussiness

Testicular Cancer

Chlamydia

niggers

Drug induced sexual tension

Hardon

Anal disconfort

WHITE POWER

Diamond-dick

Bill Cosby

ey b0ss canahabe puussssi plz

curry niggers

, but not so great sadness

>>684529203
reroll

Diarrea

yeast

da boi

great

Opioid induced constipation

>>684528875
Rolling in a dubs disabled thread.

>>684528769
Reroll

Sadness

nignog

its da boi

>>684529399
Winrar

>>684529399
winrar

>>684528384
cheesy helmet

Prostatic stimulationedness

>>684529399
Winrar

>>684528769
kekk

Mexican stinky balls

>>684529511
Winrar 2

The Original Poster

>>684529511
KEK second dubs winrar

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>>684529399
>>684528769
Winrar! So...

May 16, 2016
Dear Boss,
It is with a great hard-on that I hereby resign my position as [second dubs] due to [third dubs]. I hope you understand that I need [fourth dubs], and that all this company has ever offered was [fifth dubs].
Moreover, I have never [sixth dubs] and I will always [seventh dubs]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [eighth dubs], who I respect and admire.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [ninth dubs].
Yours sincerely, Anon.

Please go on, /b/!

>>684529544
Winrar 3

Dildo tester

autistick nigger fagot
roll

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>>684529399
>>684529511
>>684529544

My balls stink

Intense rectal dysfunction

>>684529644
Winrar 5

>>684529699
Winner

Felching

Roll for second dubs: Gimp

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guy fieri

Will OP record and post video of the handing in of said letter of resignation?

White boi dick

Dick right in my ass

>>684529777
wasted

Fucking loathe you all

>>684529777
Now he will

Rape small animals.

>>684529777
TRIPS CONFIRM OP RECORDING BOSSES REACTION

Personal cock sucker

>>684529861
Rerol

>>684529777
Trips has spoken, do as you are told

da boi OP

fucking hate you (bosses name)

>>684529767
Reroll

>>684529926
Reroll 2

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>>684529817
A storm of dubs appeared.

May 16, 2016
Dear Boss,
It is with a great hard-on that I hereby resign my position as a cheesy helmet due to kekk. I hope you understand that I need an autistic nigger faggot, and that all this company has ever offered was my balls stink.
Moreover, I have never [sixth dubs] and I will always [seventh dubs]. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [eighth dubs], who I respect and admire.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [ninth dubs].
Yours sincerely, Anon.

yeet trips get

Nigger

Hitler's perfect society.

>>684529861
love you too bb

I'll like cock for parting gift

>>684530006
Sucked my own dick

>>684529767
Reroro

adolf slither

>>684530075
Reroll

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>>684529777
Fine. But then I'll have to get my boss to lunch outside of the building. We're not allowed cameras inside.

had sex

>>684528384
One roll to rule them all...

1. niggerdom
2. nigger
3. niggers
4. negros
5. niggers
6. niggered
7. spray cum on our products
8. bitches
9. fuck each other until you spontaneously combust.

Result:

>Dear Boss,

> It is with great niggerdom that I hereby resign my position as nigger due to niggers. I hope you understand that I need negros, and all that his company has ever offered was niggers.

>Moreover, I have never niggered, and I will always spray cum on our products. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with bitches, who I respect and admire.

>Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues fuck each other until you spontaneously combust.

>Yours faithfully,

>Anon

Hitler

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

horrific testicular explosion

>>684530006
fucking gold

Suck a nigger.

>>684530006
Eaten actual shit

>>684528384
who is the gril

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>>684530199
fucking checked

>>684530177
Final Winrar.

Anal hardcore love and care

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>684530006
Molest children

masturbate to it

Larry, Curly, and Moe

>>684528384
cum leaking from my ass

I fap to chicks with dicks

>>684530390
roll

Guy Fiari

>>684530199
Winrar

My penis tip is itchy

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>>684530199
I'll consider the number 7, anon.

May 16, 2016
Dear Boss,
It is with a great hard-on that I hereby resign my position as a cheesy helmet due to kekk. I hope you understand that I need an autistic nigger faggot, and that all this company has ever offered was my balls stink.
Moreover, I have never Hitler's perfect society and I will always spray cum on our products. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [eighth dubs], who I respect and admire.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [ninth dubs].
Yours sincerely, Anon.

satan's testicular errors
roll

>>684528384
Jews

>>684530006
Now we're going somewhere. Proceed

are gassed

cute kitties

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>>684530400
The letter is almost ready.

May 16, 2016
Dear Boss,
It is with a great hard-on that I hereby resign my position as a cheesy helmet due to kekk. I hope you understand that I need an autistic nigger faggot, and that all this company has ever offered was my balls stink.
Moreover, I have never Hitler's perfect society and I will always spray cum on our products. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with cum leaking from my ass, which I respect and admire.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [ninth dubs].
Yours sincerely, Anon.

My love for your big and lovely dick

>>684530518
the fact that I banged your wife

Fuck autistic nigger faggot shitdick

>>684530518
the hacker group 4chan
rolling
(i fucking dare you)

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>>684530633

>>684530199
Holy Shit. OP, just use this.

learn to accept national socialism and gas the kikes, race war now.

With the fact that I am a colossal racist and beastiality enthusiast

Joesph Stalin

I want to suck your dick

>>684530633
>Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues...
>are gassed

FUCKING KEK

Consumate

>>684530795
This

>>684530795

re-roll

>>684530679
Fuck a goat

rancid vagina

>>684530795
Reroll

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>>684530633
May 16, 2016
Dear Boss,
It is with a great hard-on that I hereby resign my position as a cheesy helmet due to kekk. I hope you understand that I need an autistic nigger faggot, and that all this company has ever offered was my balls stink.
Moreover, I have never Hitler's perfect society and I will always spray cum on our products. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with cum leaking from my ass, which I respect and admire.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues are gassed.
Yours sincerely, Anon.

This is it, /b/. Though I could just e-mail it to him now...

except for [insert name of boss's husband/wife], as s/he is a cunt.

>>684530875
Reroll

>>684530679
crushed by satan's mighty hot load emitting from his hard cock
roll

>>684530795
Rolling for this

attend work the day i finally snap and shoot up the place

>>684530968
Do it
Post image

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le /b/ is le best xD i am le /b/rowser and i am le funny cuz i browse the chans xd

>>684530968
email it to him NOW
please

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>>684530968
We're waiting, OP.

>>684528384
>>684530988
one more for the road

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>>684531060
Shitty b8

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>>684530968
good work everybody

All like fucking dogs

>>684530968
What a tremendous story. There's action, feelings, and of course lots of effort during this epic tale. I'm proud that I've been part of this

>>684531491
*pats self on back*

>>684530518
OK... probably couldn't have worked out better.

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I don't think he's going to see it now, anons. But fuck it, I'm sending the message.

>>684531666
Checked. Yes. The journey was an out-of-scale-epic, but it also was sure was long and dangerous.

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>>684530968
correct it so the grammar is at least correct, faggot

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>>684532255

>>684532440
I think it adds to the weirdness of the whole thing.

>>684530518
Clean it up a little

May 16, 2016
Dear Boss,
It is with a great hard-on that I hereby resign my position as a cheesy helmet due to kekk. I hope you understand that I need an autistic nigger faggot, and that all this company has ever offered was [to make] my balls stink.
Moreover, I have never [been in] Hitler's perfect society and I will always spray cum on our products. Keep in mind that my decision to resign has nothing to do with [eighth dubs], who I respect and admire.
Last but not least, I hope you and all my colleagues [ninth dubs].
Yours sincerely, Anon.

>>684532255
Dubs equals truth

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>>684532255

>>684532562
I think he already sent it but if not, do this

>>684530679
can set the world record for continuous synchronized farting

nazi

>>684532807
I hope this fucker has set up cams in his work area and the office of his boss. We need to see the results.

testicles

>>684533340
A nice twist is if his boss is on 4chan and contributed to the writing of the letter... there would be no words for how awesome this would be.

>>684533556
that would be too awesome

I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies, and are more than just ice king on the cake. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite.

So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality.

I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the fax, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.

>>684533682
there is no such thing as "too awesome" for almighty kek

Don't burn your bridges you dumb cunt. What if you want to go back there? What if you need a reference? What if your boss talks shit about you to someone else in the industry?

>>684533747
tl:dr

>>684533747
>doggy dog world
fucking kek

I'm a big dumb faggot and I've loved you since I first laid eyes on you, it's just too difficult for me to come in to this job every single day and watch you. The pain is too much to bear.